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Anon is a Boomer | /r/Greentext

Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous ▼Settings Mobile Home 02/05/25(Wed)06:51:46 No.80271797 47 KB PNG >Be a boomer >Wake up next to wife >Take a s--- >Get out of bed >Take a 5 min shower >Leave towel on electric heater to dry >Get dressed in jeans and no shirt >Drink beer >Moe the lawn >Drink beer >Go to car dealership >Spend 0.000001% of my savings on a BMW m760e >Drive on the highway in the fast lane at 40mph to home depo >Buy a propane grill and a new toilet >Drive back on the wrong side of the highway >Crash for 23rd time this year >Insurance buys be a new car > Uber back home >House burned down >Wife burned to a crisp Women am I right?
Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous ▼Settings Mobile Home 02/05/25(Wed)06:51:46 No.80271797 47 KB PNG >Be a boomer >Wake up next to wife >Take a s--- >Get out of bed >Take a 5 min shower >Leave towel on electric heater to dry >Get dressed in jeans and no shirt >Drink beer >Moe the lawn >Drink beer >Go to car dealership >Spend 0.000001% of my savings on a BMW m760e >Drive on the highway in the fast lane at 40mph to home depo >Buy a propane grill and a new toilet >Drive back on the wrong side of the highway >Crash for 23rd time this year >Insurance buys be a new car > Uber back home >House burned down >Wife burned to a crisp Women am I right?

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Anon Likes Sonichu Comics | /r/Greentext

File: 350px-0773-CWC23.jpg (25 KB, 350×263) ☐ Anonymous 02/04/25(Tue)12:47:55 No.147369825 >>147369837 >>147369840 >>147370563 He seems like the least autistic comic book creator now. ☐ Anonymous 02/04/25(Tue)14:31:45 No.147370985 Said it before and I'll say it again, the man was a trailblazer: >Self-insert. >Sexual content in children's entertainment. >Portrays himself as all-powerful, but still pathetic. >Uses his work to try and get IRL sympathy. >Can't stop running his goddamn mouth on social media. >No original ideas, just combines other people's intellectual property. >Writes at a fourth-grade level. >Draws at a third-grade level. >Makes people he hates villains in his comic. >His comic takes place in a little hugbox where he's always in the right. >Thinks he's coming off as heroic, even as he acts like a Saturday morning cartoon villain. >Apes anime poorly. >Plot so thin that even the characters don't seem that invested in it. >Wastes entire pages on domestic horseshit. >Traces artwork and still can't get it right. >Loves multi-national corporations so much that he will put ads for them in his comics gratis. The crippling fear of gay guys is the only thing that would prevent Classic Chris-Chan from being a major player at any modern comics / cartoon studio.
File: 350px-0773-CWC23.jpg (25 KB, 350×263) ☐ Anonymous 02/04/25(Tue)12:47:55 No.147369825 >>147369837 >>147369840 >>147370563 He seems like the least autistic comic book creator now. ☐ Anonymous 02/04/25(Tue)14:31:45 No.147370985 Said it before and I'll say it again, the man was a trailblazer: >Self-insert. >Sexual content in children's entertainment. >Portrays himself as all-powerful, but still pathetic. >Uses his work to try and get IRL sympathy. >Can't stop running his goddamn mouth on social media. >No original ideas, just combines other people's intellectual property. >Writes at a fourth-grade level. >Draws at a third-grade level. >Makes people he hates villains in his comic. >His comic takes place in a little hugbox where he's always in the right. >Thinks he's coming off as heroic, even as he acts like a Saturday morning cartoon villain. >Apes anime poorly. >Plot so thin that even the characters don't seem that invested in it. >Wastes entire pages on domestic horseshit. >Traces artwork and still can't get it right. >Loves multi-national corporations so much that he will put ads for them in his comics gratis. The crippling fear of gay guys is the only thing that would prevent Classic Chris-Chan from being a major player at any modern comics / cartoon studio.

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There's always a catch | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/27/25(Mon) 16:05:10 No.208203934 IMG_5146.jpg 74 KB JPG >try climing corporate ladder >have to fight narcissistic bosses while your dest floods with paperwork >work construction or other handyman work >have to live with constant body aches and fatigue >try easy entry level job >everybody looks down on you and treat you like s--- There really is no way out, is there?
Anonymous 01/27/25(Mon) 16:05:10 No.208203934 IMG_5146.jpg 74 KB JPG >try climing corporate ladder >have to fight narcissistic bosses while your dest floods with paperwork >work construction or other handyman work >have to live with constant body aches and fatigue >try easy entry level job >everybody looks down on you and treat you like s--- There really is no way out, is there?

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Anon's routine | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 6 KB JPG >wake up >eat >piss 02/05/25(Wed)01:31:29 No.80270394 >take a fat greasy stinky s--- >get out of bed >eat >go to computer >take a fat greasy stinky s--- >get out of computer chair >go to fridge >eat >take a fat greasy stinky s--- >put it in the fridge >close fridge >eat >get in bed >take a fat greasy stinky s--- >eat >go to sleep >take a fat greasy stinky s--- >rinse and repeat such is life
Anonymous 6 KB JPG >wake up >eat >piss 02/05/25(Wed)01:31:29 No.80270394 >take a fat greasy stinky s--- >get out of bed >eat >go to computer >take a fat greasy stinky s--- >get out of computer chair >go to fridge >eat >take a fat greasy stinky s--- >put it in the fridge >close fridge >eat >get in bed >take a fat greasy stinky s--- >eat >go to sleep >take a fat greasy stinky s--- >rinse and repeat such is life

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Anons movie idea | /r/Greentext

CINEMA Wins 9 KB JPEG > I want a movie produced by a popular company that's like 10 minutes of exposition and then nothing happens > like the kids are about to go through this creepy door and the dad shows up and tells them to go to bed > and the next 2 hours of the movie is just them hanging out, living life > bonus points if cinemawins/cinemasins covers it and just comments on how good the main characters are at everyday life, especially trashing on the stereotypical loser kid > disney, hit me up|
CINEMA Wins 9 KB JPEG > I want a movie produced by a popular company that's like 10 minutes of exposition and then nothing happens > like the kids are about to go through this creepy door and the dad shows up and tells them to go to bed > and the next 2 hours of the movie is just them hanging out, living life > bonus points if cinemawins/cinemasins covers it and just comments on how good the main characters are at everyday life, especially trashing on the stereotypical loser kid > disney, hit me up|

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Anon's idea for a Family Guy movie | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Sun 19 Jan 2025 09:37:41 No.147182605 Report Quoted By: >>147182785 >>147184334 >>147185551 >>147187294 >>147187409 >A sinkhole was accidentally planted into the suburbs of Quahog resulting a pollution crisis in the city, leading Mayor Wild West, the city council and the CIA (with Stan Smith making a cameo) to place a dome inside the Griffin's neighborhood >Lois goes on a protest by quickly blaming everything on Canada >Chris builds his own bodybuilding machine known as the InsanoFlex which turns out to be a mecha robot destroying Quahog >Meg gets a virus chip to time travel to other dimensions by stealing artifacts and even the past to terminate Peter >Peter, Quagmire, Joe and Cleveland also travel across the nation to get their precious TV back >Brian and Stewie travel around the world to find King Neptune's crown
Anonymous Sun 19 Jan 2025 09:37:41 No.147182605 Report Quoted By: >>147182785 >>147184334 >>147185551 >>147187294 >>147187409 >A sinkhole was accidentally planted into the suburbs of Quahog resulting a pollution crisis in the city, leading Mayor Wild West, the city council and the CIA (with Stan Smith making a cameo) to place a dome inside the Griffin's neighborhood >Lois goes on a protest by quickly blaming everything on Canada >Chris builds his own bodybuilding machine known as the InsanoFlex which turns out to be a mecha robot destroying Quahog >Meg gets a virus chip to time travel to other dimensions by stealing artifacts and even the past to terminate Peter >Peter, Quagmire, Joe and Cleveland also travel across the nation to get their precious TV back >Brian and Stewie travel around the world to find King Neptune's crown

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Unlucky Winner | /r/Greentext

Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous ▼ Settings Mobile Home 02/04/25(Tue)14:57:42 No.80265905 388 KB PNG I got banned from reddit for not being fat and retarded enough.
Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous ▼ Settings Mobile Home 02/04/25(Tue)14:57:42 No.80265905 388 KB PNG I got banned from reddit for not being fat and retarded enough.

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Anons living the dream life | /r/Greentext

1d (12/27 14:23)-30449273 1 Reply >>30448949 >beg wagies for 10 dollars >go score some fent with your 10 dollars >get high and pass out in an alley >wake up and repeat Living off the land OD
1d (12/27 14:23)-30449273 1 Reply >>30448949 >beg wagies for 10 dollars >go score some fent with your 10 dollars >get high and pass out in an alley >wake up and repeat Living off the land OD

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Still a little sore. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: CEC1f9Z4) >>496464562 (OP) # 02/04/25(Tue)10:01:32 No.496465583 >oy vey think about the fauci and the big pharma corps making money from the man made viruses killing people! total big pharma death total fauci death Anonymous (ID: hnuJWKNO) 02/04/25(Tue)10:01:58 No.496465626 >WON'T ANYBODY PLEASE THINK ABOUT THE PHARMACEUTICAL CORPORATION'S PROFIT MARGINS????????????????????
Anonymous (ID: CEC1f9Z4) >>496464562 (OP) # 02/04/25(Tue)10:01:32 No.496465583 >oy vey think about the fauci and the big pharma corps making money from the man made viruses killing people! total big pharma death total fauci death Anonymous (ID: hnuJWKNO) 02/04/25(Tue)10:01:58 No.496465626 >WON'T ANYBODY PLEASE THINK ABOUT THE PHARMACEUTICAL CORPORATION'S PROFIT MARGINS????????????????????

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Toilet Cam | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/04/25(Tue)10:40:07 No.80263750 What's Inside a Manhole? 31K views • 1 hour ago 147 KB PNG >Leave computer >Take a s--- >Go back to computer >Refresh YouTube >First video on my feed How did they know I just took a s---? 13:10
Anonymous 02/04/25(Tue)10:40:07 No.80263750 What's Inside a Manhole? 31K views • 1 hour ago 147 KB PNG >Leave computer >Take a s--- >Go back to computer >Refresh YouTube >First video on my feed How did they know I just took a s---? 13:10

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Socrates, the first documented shitposter in history | /r/Greentext

On the earliest papyrus recordings of Plato's dialogue with the mathematician Theaitetus, quotes from Socrates are indicated by ">" to the left of each quotation. 75816 IPH STONETE KHAYNAM Ticke LINANTAM Ελα TOUNICOTTAEYPON ΕΠΙΠΕΔΟΝ ΑΡΙΘΜ >be me
On the earliest papyrus recordings of Plato's dialogue with the mathematician Theaitetus, quotes from Socrates are indicated by ">" to the left of each quotation. 75816 IPH STONETE KHAYNAM Ticke LINANTAM Ελα TOUNICOTTAEYPON ΕΠΙΠΕΔΟΝ ΑΡΙΘΜ >be me

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Anon tries to be hygienic | /r/Greentext

Anonymous How do women's assholes remain(...) 02/02/25(Sun)17:40:36 No.930810436 My wife and i are both fat, we both eat the same amount every day, yet i'm taking 3-4 s---- a day and 3-4 showers and still after cleaning my ass with those showers there is thick s--- streaks in my underwear and itching s--- in my ass after moving around throughout the day. No matter how well i clean it more s--- comes throughout the day. My wife on the other hand takes one s--- in the morning and one shower and that's her done for the day, her a------ is immaculate with no s--- and no smell and i am able to eat it with impunity but mine is awful. 186 KB JPG
Anonymous How do women's assholes remain(...) 02/02/25(Sun)17:40:36 No.930810436 My wife and i are both fat, we both eat the same amount every day, yet i'm taking 3-4 s---- a day and 3-4 showers and still after cleaning my ass with those showers there is thick s--- streaks in my underwear and itching s--- in my ass after moving around throughout the day. No matter how well i clean it more s--- comes throughout the day. My wife on the other hand takes one s--- in the morning and one shower and that's her done for the day, her a------ is immaculate with no s--- and no smell and i am able to eat it with impunity but mine is awful. 186 KB JPG

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Anon drinks | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 227 KB JPG BARIN 11/15/22(Tue)16:55:02 No.70995305 >be me >be akward and try to avoid any contact with strangers, even on the phone >drink some beers with friends >on lonely way home approach girl on bus stop since we wait for the same bus >turns out she's my lvl and same uni >talk all the way home why am i normal only after certain amount of alcohol? 1 Reply View Thread
: Anonymous 227 KB JPG BARIN 11/15/22(Tue)16:55:02 No.70995305 >be me >be akward and try to avoid any contact with strangers, even on the phone >drink some beers with friends >on lonely way home approach girl on bus stop since we wait for the same bus >turns out she's my lvl and same uni >talk all the way home why am i normal only after certain amount of alcohol? 1 Reply View Thread

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All hail Bobbeh | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Worship Bobby here 02/03/25(Mon) 12:09:23 No.12048761 bobby-hill-meditating.gif 416 KB GIF Parkuens This thread is to give thanks to Bobby.
Anonymous Worship Bobby here 02/03/25(Mon) 12:09:23 No.12048761 bobby-hill-meditating.gif 416 KB GIF Parkuens This thread is to give thanks to Bobby.

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Anon Likes Lola Bunny | /r/Greentext

File: file.png (695 KB, 567x702) MYS CLASS: BRUISER SLAM DUNK! A leaping BASKETBALL strike that EXPLODES after a slam dunk THIS ONE'S FOR YOU A big heart that REFLECTS projectiles and hits enemies. SPINNING BUNNY KICKS Spinning helicopter kicks ending with a drill kick LOONEY TUNGS Multiversus Anonymous 02/04/25(Tue)09:44:50 No.702035515 ► >>702037080 >>702039329 >>702040934 >>702041773 >>702041797 >>702044287 >>702044652 >>702048271 >>702048393 >>702048671 >>702051873 >>702052174 >>702052317 >>702055259 >>702058282 >>702066603 >>702066949 Will you play her game now? Anonymous 02/04/25(Tue)11:37:24 No.702044287 >>702035515 (OP) This is not going to save your dead game and you know it Anonymous 02/04/25(Tue)11:51:48 No.702045308 >>702046079 >>702047950 >>702057138 Why is it impossible to make a Smash clone? Anonymous 02/04/25(Tue)11:53:48 No.702045460 >>702045308 >>702045460 They made one that was decent, but they f----- it up because the CEO of the studio is nuts. >>> Anonymous 02/04/25(Tue)12:00:19 No.702045904 >>702057625 >>702053071 File: ccb75f3aa7582b58635166343(...).jpg (808 KB, 2000x1400) Should have been Minerva. Anonymous 02/04/25(Tue)12:26:38 No.702047709 ► >Release game right when people need a change up of smash >Does very well >Take it offline for a year or so >Everyone has forgotten >Bring it back with a horrible unlock grind and worse controls and everything else >Dies as a wet fart within a year WB does it again >> Anonymous 02/04/25(Tue)13:26:51 No.702051873 >>702035515 (OP) >shelve Lola for months because straights might like her too much >release her on the game's deathbed Good riddance to a s----- dev team. Enjoy unemployment.
File: file.png (695 KB, 567x702) MYS CLASS: BRUISER SLAM DUNK! A leaping BASKETBALL strike that EXPLODES after a slam dunk THIS ONE'S FOR YOU A big heart that REFLECTS projectiles and hits enemies. SPINNING BUNNY KICKS Spinning helicopter kicks ending with a drill kick LOONEY TUNGS Multiversus Anonymous 02/04/25(Tue)09:44:50 No.702035515 ► >>702037080 >>702039329 >>702040934 >>702041773 >>702041797 >>702044287 >>702044652 >>702048271 >>702048393 >>702048671 >>702051873 >>702052174 >>702052317 >>702055259 >>702058282 >>702066603 >>702066949 Will you play her game now? Anonymous 02/04/25(Tue)11:37:24 No.702044287 >>702035515 (OP) This is not going to save your dead game and you know it Anonymous 02/04/25(Tue)11:51:48 No.702045308 >>702046079 >>702047950 >>702057138 Why is it impossible to make a Smash clone? Anonymous 02/04/25(Tue)11:53:48 No.702045460 >>702045308 >>702045460 They made one that was decent, but they f----- it up because the CEO of the studio is nuts. >>> Anonymous 02/04/25(Tue)12:00:19 No.702045904 >>702057625 >>702053071 File: ccb75f3aa7582b58635166343(...).jpg (808 KB, 2000x1400) Should have been Minerva. Anonymous 02/04/25(Tue)12:26:38 No.702047709 ► >Release game right when people need a change up of smash >Does very well >Take it offline for a year or so >Everyone has forgotten >Bring it back with a horrible unlock grind and worse controls and everything else >Dies as a wet fart within a year WB does it again >> Anonymous 02/04/25(Tue)13:26:51 No.702051873 >>702035515 (OP) >shelve Lola for months because straights might like her too much >release her on the game's deathbed Good riddance to a s----- dev team. Enjoy unemployment.

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