File: SILENCE.jpg (73 KB, 756x521) Anonymous 03/09/25(Sun)19:18:10 No.209241293 ► >The great hall was packed for a feast. Students were joking, bantering and reminiscing as they enjoyed the most delectable food and drink the wizarding world had to offer. >"AHEM... *tink tink*... please, everyone, I have a few announcements to make," Dumbledore declared. The students turned their attention to the podium. >"First off I would like to remind everyone that BLACK magic is forbidden at Hogwarts," he said while staring directly at Snape. >"The DARK arts may seem alluring to PRIMITIVE and BESTIAL minds, but we are civilized folk. Keep your thoughts pure, keep them WHITE as snow, lest they be BLACKENED by the DARK arts." Snape's pupils widened, he began to tremble and sweat. >"Secondly, there is a... slithering issue that has beset Hogwarts." Dumbledore turned his oppressive gaze to Draco Malfoy. >"There is a group that has a lot of dirt on its scales. Whenever dark wizardry is afoot, they are involved. Nearly all of He-Who- Shall-Not-Be-Named's soldiers came from this group. Despite being only 13% of Hogwart's population they commit over 50% of all dark wizardry. They are a venomous, cold-blooded bunch, and due to the Ministry of Magic's anti-discrimination laws I can't say more than that. However, this den of vipers has not escaped my notice, and I will do everything in my power as Headmaster to make them suffer!" Malfoy lowered his head, his eyes becoming red and watery, barely containing his tears.

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File: SILENCE.jpg (73 KB, 756x521) Anonymous 03/09/25(Sun)19:18:10 No.209241293 ► >The great hall was packed for a feast. Students were joking, bantering and reminiscing as they enjoyed the most delectable food and drink the wizarding world had to offer. >"AHEM... *tink tink*... please, everyone, I have a few announcements to make," Dumbledore declared. The students turned their attention to the podium. >"First off I would like to remind everyone that BLACK magic is forbidden at Hogwarts," he said while staring directly at Snape. >"The DARK arts may seem alluring to PRIMITIVE and BESTIAL minds, but we are civilized folk. Keep your thoughts pure, keep them WHITE as snow, lest they be BLACKENED by the DARK arts." Snape's pupils widened, he began to tremble and sweat. >"Secondly, there is a... slithering issue that has beset Hogwarts." Dumbledore turned his oppressive gaze to Draco Malfoy. >"There is a group that has a lot of dirt on its scales. Whenever dark wizardry is afoot, they are involved. Nearly all of He-Who- Shall-Not-Be-Named's soldiers came from this group. Despite being only 13% of Hogwart's population they commit over 50% of all dark wizardry. They are a venomous, cold-blooded bunch, and due to the Ministry of Magic's anti-discrimination laws I can't say more than that. However, this den of vipers has not escaped my notice, and I will do everything in my power as Headmaster to make them suffer!" Malfoy lowered his head, his eyes becoming red and watery, barely containing his tears.

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