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Anon weighs in on events | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: WivBgga0) E NigSocs 05/14/22(Sat)15:32:44 No.377636473 >Be NigSoc >Be radicalized on 4chan >Decide that you have to save the white race >Don't have children >Don't start a political movement >Don't contribute to your community 178 KB PNG >Decide to commit a shooting >Type up a manifesto namedropping all the sites that the feds want banned >Use all the gear the feds want banned >Use the weapons the feds want banned >Drive past the anti-white politician >Drive past the federal building >Drive past the illegal immigrant sweatshop >Shoot up a grocery store filled with white people >Allow yourself to be captured, fueling the white privilege myth
: Anonymous (ID: WivBgga0) E NigSocs 05/14/22(Sat)15:32:44 No.377636473 >Be NigSoc >Be radicalized on 4chan >Decide that you have to save the white race >Don't have children >Don't start a political movement >Don't contribute to your community 178 KB PNG >Decide to commit a shooting >Type up a manifesto namedropping all the sites that the feds want banned >Use all the gear the feds want banned >Use the weapons the feds want banned >Drive past the anti-white politician >Drive past the federal building >Drive past the illegal immigrant sweatshop >Shoot up a grocery store filled with white people >Allow yourself to be captured, fueling the white privilege myth

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Anon likes mars bars | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/14/22(Sat)18:15:27 No.878146320 >Be me >Post on 4chan about enjoying Mars bars >gets posted on r/greentext >everyone thinks I am a guy from Mars bar company trying to advertise Mars bar 58 KB JPG >Who would advertise chocolate on 4chan? >Why can I not enjoy Mars bar?
: Anonymous 05/14/22(Sat)18:15:27 No.878146320 >Be me >Post on 4chan about enjoying Mars bars >gets posted on r/greentext >everyone thinks I am a guy from Mars bar company trying to advertise Mars bar 58 KB JPG >Who would advertise chocolate on 4chan? >Why can I not enjoy Mars bar?

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Anon likes trains | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: cwal3lik ) . 04/08/22(Fri)12:45:42 No.371739391 >>371738762 (OP) # I've owned a car I don't like cars They're expensive They require me to carry around multiple licenses 127 KB JPG I hate traffic I hate other drivers in general There's never anywhere to park it I have to maintain focus on the road as I drive, I cannot look at my surroundings instead I like trains Train is cheap scenery is nice have a bento and tea on my tray table qt girl who smells good sits next to me and smiles I like trains >>371739648 # >>371743386 # >>371743390 #
: Anonymous (ID: cwal3lik ) . 04/08/22(Fri)12:45:42 No.371739391 >>371738762 (OP) # I've owned a car I don't like cars They're expensive They require me to carry around multiple licenses 127 KB JPG I hate traffic I hate other drivers in general There's never anywhere to park it I have to maintain focus on the road as I drive, I cannot look at my surroundings instead I like trains Train is cheap scenery is nice have a bento and tea on my tray table qt girl who smells good sits next to me and smiles I like trains >>371739648 # >>371743386 # >>371743390 #

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Anon has 0 charisma | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/14/22(Sat)16:11:20 No.878143095 >be me >was never confident >0 charisma, 0 friends >ended up so bad that I watched 'how to be Alpha' type of videos >all I learned from there is how to be fake 10 KB JPG confident and lie >tried out in real life >it works >made a lot of new friends >successfully landing girls >been dating a super cute girl for the past 8 months >basically able to pass any Fallout NV 100/100 speech check by lying >still feel like a total moron in real life and hate myself This life genuinely f------ sucks.
: Anonymous 05/14/22(Sat)16:11:20 No.878143095 >be me >was never confident >0 charisma, 0 friends >ended up so bad that I watched 'how to be Alpha' type of videos >all I learned from there is how to be fake 10 KB JPG confident and lie >tried out in real life >it works >made a lot of new friends >successfully landing girls >been dating a super cute girl for the past 8 months >basically able to pass any Fallout NV 100/100 speech check by lying >still feel like a total moron in real life and hate myself This life genuinely f------ sucks.

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Anon waited too long to get married | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: VdJTZmZE tired of the clown world 05/10/22(Tue)21:40:47 No.377066207 fucktranniesapu.png 426 KB PNG >finally save up to buy wedding ring >she says yes >start planning wedding >fiancee picks bridesmaids one is butch les oh well >butch is now t----- I want off this ride
: Anonymous (ID: VdJTZmZE tired of the clown world 05/10/22(Tue)21:40:47 No.377066207 fucktranniesapu.png 426 KB PNG >finally save up to buy wedding ring >she says yes >start planning wedding >fiancee picks bridesmaids one is butch les oh well >butch is now t----- I want off this ride

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Anon does a little late night trolling | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/13/21(Tue)04:47:52 No.63192366 Anyone else like to do a little trolling? Tell us about a moment when you epicly trolled someone 275 KB PNG 12 Replies/2 Images View Thread Anonymous 04/13/21(Tue)05:27:02 No.63192652 So what I would do is go on snapchat, add random people, and just be a general d---. >Add random guy >talk trash >says he wants to fight >says he lives in Chicago >at around 3am send him to a large park about 10 minutes away >"I'm here, where you at n----?" >"I've been waiting here you bitch, show yourself" >keep insisting that I'm there and that he's flaking on the fight >tell him to scream so that I can locate him >sends me videos of him screaming at 3 am in chicago >send him a picture of my penis and call him a f-----
Anonymous 04/13/21(Tue)04:47:52 No.63192366 Anyone else like to do a little trolling? Tell us about a moment when you epicly trolled someone 275 KB PNG 12 Replies/2 Images View Thread Anonymous 04/13/21(Tue)05:27:02 No.63192652 So what I would do is go on snapchat, add random people, and just be a general d---. >Add random guy >talk trash >says he wants to fight >says he lives in Chicago >at around 3am send him to a large park about 10 minutes away >"I'm here, where you at n----?" >"I've been waiting here you bitch, show yourself" >keep insisting that I'm there and that he's flaking on the fight >tell him to scream so that I can locate him >sends me videos of him screaming at 3 am in chicago >send him a picture of my penis and call him a f-----

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Anon is being targeted. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/14/22(Sat)05:58:10 No.878102365 Someone just s--- my pants. 196 KB PNG Anonymous 05/14/22(Sat)05:58:44 No.878102397 it was me.
: Anonymous 05/14/22(Sat)05:58:10 No.878102365 Someone just s--- my pants. 196 KB PNG Anonymous 05/14/22(Sat)05:58:44 No.878102397 it was me.

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Anon had no friends left from high school | /r/Greentext

I just realized that the only reason I had friends in high school is because we were all forced to be together every day for 4 years, and that we were all just adapting to our surroundings like animals. Feels bad man 10 KB PNG
I just realized that the only reason I had friends in high school is because we were all forced to be together every day for 4 years, and that we were all just adapting to our surroundings like animals. Feels bad man 10 KB PNG

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Anon eat mars bar | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/14/22(Sat)13:00:01 No.878120703 >Be me >Hate friends >Hate school >Hate people in my class >Hate life >Eat Mars Bar >Bad thoughts go away >Life isn't so bad 115 KB JPG >Thanks Mars Bar
: Anonymous 05/14/22(Sat)13:00:01 No.878120703 >Be me >Hate friends >Hate school >Hate people in my class >Hate life >Eat Mars Bar >Bad thoughts go away >Life isn't so bad 115 KB JPG >Thanks Mars Bar

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Hail to the cream | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/14/22(Sat)01:21:45 No.68618878 DQ >Here Anon, I got you vanilla >l'm so glad that I get to go out for ice cream with my favorite grandson 1.03 MB JPG : Anonymous 05/14/22(Sat)01:24:44 No.68618907 Of course, Mr President. The cabinet meeting will begin in 20 minutes. : Anonymous 05/14/22(Sat)01:35:08 No.68618999 >>68618878 (OP) # i wanted chocolate chocolate chip you old f---
: Anonymous 05/14/22(Sat)01:21:45 No.68618878 DQ >Here Anon, I got you vanilla >l'm so glad that I get to go out for ice cream with my favorite grandson 1.03 MB JPG : Anonymous 05/14/22(Sat)01:24:44 No.68618907 Of course, Mr President. The cabinet meeting will begin in 20 minutes. : Anonymous 05/14/22(Sat)01:35:08 No.68618999 >>68618878 (OP) # i wanted chocolate chocolate chip you old f---

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Anon is feared | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/14/22(Sat)12:52:14 No.68624305 >boss yells at me at work >mom yells at me at home >dogs bark at me on the street >me go to the kindergarten and yell at kids >they scream and run away I'm still feared 31 KB JPG
Anonymous 05/14/22(Sat)12:52:14 No.68624305 >boss yells at me at work >mom yells at me at home >dogs bark at me on the street >me go to the kindergarten and yell at kids >they scream and run away I'm still feared 31 KB JPG

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Anon doesn’t want to date a dog | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/14/22(Sat)10:22:09 No.878129533 >be me >be on dating website >every once in a while I run into someone who owns a pit bull How can I tell? >there's always more photos of their dog on their dating website than them 10 KB JPG >they're always moderately obese Why the f--- do women do this? I'm trying to date you not you're f------ dog. View Thread
: Anonymous 05/14/22(Sat)10:22:09 No.878129533 >be me >be on dating website >every once in a while I run into someone who owns a pit bull How can I tell? >there's always more photos of their dog on their dating website than them 10 KB JPG >they're always moderately obese Why the f--- do women do this? I'm trying to date you not you're f------ dog. View Thread

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Once upon a time | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/13/21(Tue)18:57:06 No.858954461 >be born female >be genderfluid >have sex with straight male >switch to male in the middle of sex >bitch is gay now Imao owned 33 KB JPG
: Anonymous 07/13/21(Tue)18:57:06 No.858954461 >be born female >be genderfluid >have sex with straight male >switch to male in the middle of sex >bitch is gay now Imao owned 33 KB JPG

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Gas station | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/13/22(Fri)18:06:34 No.53549143 13398750249575.jpg 557 KB JPG >Lewis-cooled AR Not a bad idea, especially with an FRT. : Anonymous 05/13/22(Fri)18:07:27 No.53549153 *farts in your thread* Nothing personal, kid. >>53549498 #
: Anonymous 05/13/22(Fri)18:06:34 No.53549143 13398750249575.jpg 557 KB JPG >Lewis-cooled AR Not a bad idea, especially with an FRT. : Anonymous 05/13/22(Fri)18:07:27 No.53549153 *farts in your thread* Nothing personal, kid. >>53549498 #

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Anon loses all hope in humanity | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/03/18(Wed)00:13:01 No.781354558 Hey f--- heres a greentext threat about Irony >be me >have female friend who likes shitpost as much as I do 15 KB JPG >notificationtojoinashitpostgroupfromher.exe >Flat Earth etc... >seems like a decent shitpost group >everyone has a top tier shitposting/Irony humor >"NASA uses Eyefish lence" >Laugh at funny ironical memes and s--- they write >my friend likes NASA and space bs >see a post where she is arguing w/ some random guy >Find out the FB group is not a shitpost group >Mfw I've been in this group for at least 2 months >Mfw I thought their posts were memes >Mfw these people actually think Earth is flat >Mfw top excuse is "NASA uses eyefish lence"
: Anonymous 10/03/18(Wed)00:13:01 No.781354558 Hey f--- heres a greentext threat about Irony >be me >have female friend who likes shitpost as much as I do 15 KB JPG >notificationtojoinashitpostgroupfromher.exe >Flat Earth etc... >seems like a decent shitpost group >everyone has a top tier shitposting/Irony humor >"NASA uses Eyefish lence" >Laugh at funny ironical memes and s--- they write >my friend likes NASA and space bs >see a post where she is arguing w/ some random guy >Find out the FB group is not a shitpost group >Mfw I've been in this group for at least 2 months >Mfw I thought their posts were memes >Mfw these people actually think Earth is flat >Mfw top excuse is "NASA uses eyefish lence"

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Anon has a date | /r/Greentext

SADFROGS 59D5CDE9-5F63-42BE-85E2-4B0A78C7B6DF.jpg 55 KB JPG >college >walking to class >guy comes up to me >hands me candy and says happy valentines day >continues on with his day wishing everyone he sees a happy valentines day and giving them candy Honestly day made
SADFROGS 59D5CDE9-5F63-42BE-85E2-4B0A78C7B6DF.jpg 55 KB JPG >college >walking to class >guy comes up to me >hands me candy and says happy valentines day >continues on with his day wishing everyone he sees a happy valentines day and giving them candy Honestly day made

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Anon is smarter than the average american | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/04/22(Wed)18:58:09 No.877499651 >Seen IKEA difficult assembly memes >Order several pieces of furniture over three weeks. >No missing pieces >No confusing assembly, no troubles assembling what so ever. 66 KB JPG Are Americans just retarded? Cim
: Anonymous 05/04/22(Wed)18:58:09 No.877499651 >Seen IKEA difficult assembly memes >Order several pieces of furniture over three weeks. >No missing pieces >No confusing assembly, no troubles assembling what so ever. 66 KB JPG Are Americans just retarded? Cim

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Anon dislikes Ronald Reagan | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: (hoHpU9ij ) Reagan sucked ass 05/14/22(Sat)00:43:12 No.377537770 >be Ronald Reagan >fund the Contras who ran paramilitary death squads in Nicaragua >turn a blind eye to them smuggling some cocaine into the U.S 25 KB JPG >enact harsh penalties for people who started using crack cocaine that the CIA-backed guys were bringing in >(poor blacks in urban areas were disproportionately targeted by these laws) >don't do s--- about AIDS when it became an issue around 1982, and don't even mention AIDS publicly until 1985 >do Reaganomics which f----- over a lot of poor Americans >give a bunch of money and weapons to Mujahideen fighters in Afghanistan, who would later help create the Taliban & other terrorist groups >he also may or may not have had Alzheimer's while he was still in office >still win both elections in a landslide, & manage to be one of the most popular Presidents ever
: Anonymous (ID: (hoHpU9ij ) Reagan sucked ass 05/14/22(Sat)00:43:12 No.377537770 >be Ronald Reagan >fund the Contras who ran paramilitary death squads in Nicaragua >turn a blind eye to them smuggling some cocaine into the U.S 25 KB JPG >enact harsh penalties for people who started using crack cocaine that the CIA-backed guys were bringing in >(poor blacks in urban areas were disproportionately targeted by these laws) >don't do s--- about AIDS when it became an issue around 1982, and don't even mention AIDS publicly until 1985 >do Reaganomics which f----- over a lot of poor Americans >give a bunch of money and weapons to Mujahideen fighters in Afghanistan, who would later help create the Taliban & other terrorist groups >he also may or may not have had Alzheimer's while he was still in office >still win both elections in a landslide, & manage to be one of the most popular Presidents ever

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Anon’s friend is a pain in the neck | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/05/13(Tue)20:50:44 No.514564416 >Be in 7th >Friend can crack his neck real loud and can turn his head completely sideways >Have a sub during choir >We think it would be funny if he made it look like he snapped his own neck >In between songs he screams out "I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE!" >Proceeds to make the loudest crack ive ever heard >Falls to the ground >The sub screams and runs out the door >lols were had He then hid in a storage closet and was suspended
Anonymous 11/05/13(Tue)20:50:44 No.514564416 >Be in 7th >Friend can crack his neck real loud and can turn his head completely sideways >Have a sub during choir >We think it would be funny if he made it look like he snapped his own neck >In between songs he screams out "I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE!" >Proceeds to make the loudest crack ive ever heard >Falls to the ground >The sub screams and runs out the door >lols were had He then hid in a storage closet and was suspended

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Anone almost tells person to have a seat | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 8/29/2019 (Thu)09:19:45 No.852672830 > Be me circa 2008 (forgettable year) > be 14 yo girl at the time > friends and I are bored watching Dateline NBC wat >getidea.ogg 9 KB JPG >decide to go into chatrooms to lure in old creepy guys who want underrage girls >ffw to one week after when friend's parents aren't home >lure a 55 year old man to our house >forgot to mention that friend's dad owns a small print shop >print out life sized cardboard cut out of Chris Hansen and leave in the doorway >Old dude opens the door and f------ gets scared shitless and sprints away >mwf i realize how absolutely f------ stupid we were and how we could have been murdered or worse r----
: Anonymous 8/29/2019 (Thu)09:19:45 No.852672830 > Be me circa 2008 (forgettable year) > be 14 yo girl at the time > friends and I are bored watching Dateline NBC wat >getidea.ogg 9 KB JPG >decide to go into chatrooms to lure in old creepy guys who want underrage girls >ffw to one week after when friend's parents aren't home >lure a 55 year old man to our house >forgot to mention that friend's dad owns a small print shop >print out life sized cardboard cut out of Chris Hansen and leave in the doorway >Old dude opens the door and f------ gets scared shitless and sprints away >mwf i realize how absolutely f------ stupid we were and how we could have been murdered or worse r----

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