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: Anonymous (ID: (hoHpU9ij ) Reagan sucked ass 05/14/22(Sat)00:43:12 No.377537770 >be Ronald Reagan >fund the Contras who ran paramilitary death squads in Nicaragua >turn a blind eye to them smuggling some cocaine into the U.S 25 KB JPG >enact harsh penalties for people who started using crack cocaine that the CIA-backed guys were bringing in >(poor blacks in urban areas were disproportionately targeted by these laws) >don't do s--- about AIDS when it became an issue around 1982, and don't even mention AIDS publicly until 1985 >do Reaganomics which f----- over a lot of poor Americans >give a bunch of money and weapons to Mujahideen fighters in Afghanistan, who would later help create the Taliban & other terrorist groups >he also may or may not have had Alzheimer's while he was still in office >still win both elections in a landslide, & manage to be one of the most popular Presidents ever

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Anonymous Why are Tik Tok users like this(...) 227 KB JPG play today desus" >Be me 03/13/25(Thu)11:58:38 No.80613444 >Be in a friend group >Have a Tik Tok user friend who acts like a typical tiktoker and uses weird slang that nobody but tiktokers and brain rot people use. >Ffw to today >Ask my friends "If anyone wants to >Tik Tok guy proceeds to analyze my message via ChatGPT and generates a reply stating that the word "desu" is not real >I tell the guy that using ai to reply to messages is gay and that the word "desu" is as real as the word "rizz" >He then proceeds to send me dictionary webpages of the word rizz because no s--- Cambridge added this word because there are more Tik Tok users therefore more uses of "rizz" >hence why the word "rizz" was accepted by the old farts at Cambridge and not "desu" >He then says I am wrong and generates an ai reply which contains the exact same talking points I made regarding why rizz is treated as a valid word and not "desu" Anon why are these Tik Tok blorbos like this? Are their brains too deep fried to think independently of AI?

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect ▼Settings Mobile Home Anonymous (ID: KmSi6BVZ) 03/12/25(Wed)18:23:37 No.500275510 By a single vote, New Hampshire House passes legislation to remove circumcision from Medicaid BY: WILLIAM SKIPWORTH MARCH 12.2025 5:00 AM Jews L 508 KB PNG Anonymous (ID: w9rDlaqo ) >>500275510 (OP) 03/12/25(Wed)18:27:09 No.500275856 watch trump write executive order to repeal this

Anonymous Imagine being an adult but sti(...) 159 KB PNG 03/12/25(Wed)12:40:30 No.80605387 Imagine being free as an adult without having a rotten, bored brain. Imagine how nice it must be to have the spirit of a child, to have full dreams, full desires, without being a slave to your parents. When you were a child, you could get a lot of dopamine from a flash game, you appreciate things and life, and a game that you might find disappointing or really disappointing you'd still appreciate - you can find qualities in everything. Now even traveling to Australia or Japan will never give you as much dopamine as something as simple as before. Everything you do becomes a given.

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Anonymous 11/05/13(Tue)20:50:44 No.514564416 >Be in 7th >Friend can crack his neck real loud and can turn his head completely sideways >Have a sub during choir >We think it would be funny if he made it look like he snapped his own neck >In between songs he screams out "I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE!" >Proceeds to make the loudest crack ive ever heard >Falls to the ground >The sub screams and runs out the door >lols were had He then hid in a storage closet and was suspended

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: Anonymous 8/29/2019 (Thu)09:19:45 No.852672830 > Be me circa 2008 (forgettable year) > be 14 yo girl at the time > friends and I are bored watching Dateline NBC wat >getidea.ogg 9 KB JPG >decide to go into chatrooms to lure in old creepy guys who want underrage girls >ffw to one week after when friend's parents aren't home >lure a 55 year old man to our house >forgot to mention that friend's dad owns a small print shop >print out life sized cardboard cut out of Chris Hansen and leave in the doorway >Old dude opens the door and f------ gets scared shitless and sprints away >mwf i realize how absolutely f------ stupid we were and how we could have been murdered or worse r----

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: Anonymous 11/30/18(Fri)21:43:18 No.10178727 >be G >doing a PhD >one day a trans girl student from one of my classes comes to my office >says she wants to work with me and my PhD supervisor as an 5 KB JPG undergrad >ask her some questions to gauge her level >pretty keen and capable, good >ask her to prove that the fundamental group of the quotient space X/G is G itself if its action on the simply connected space X is free and transitive >she freezes up >ok, ask her instead to prove that two curves on a manifold have trivial tangent spaces at a point iff they intersect transversally >her face flushes red, as if she's on the brink of tears >uh oh, let's try something easier >ask her to prove that ever permutation can be uniquely decomposed into a product of transpositions >she bursts out my office crying >w-- >days later got called into the department office and got chewed out for being transphobic and that l'll have my PhD grant revoked if this happens again >mfw

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File: file.png (131 KB, 248x203) 0000 Anonymous 05/14/22(Sat)07:53:10 No.50432682 [Reply] >AAAAAAARGH THE HIGH PITCHED FREQUENCIES! IT'S REWRITING MY BRAIN!! >l'M GOING TO F------ KILL MYSELF I CAN'T HANDLE IT ANYMOREEEE

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Anonymous (ID: V+cdTMB1) 11/11/14(Tue)05:49:31 No.578820617 File: Screen Shot 2014-11-11 at.).png (179 KB, 310x294) > be me at age 8 > always hung out around woods by playground where i grew up > thought i was too cool for the playground > one day decide to "booby-trap" the playground's sandbox BA > dig 3' diameter hole to bottom of sand > gather epic trap supplies from woods > lay near perfectly-spaced grid of long, thin sticks on top of hole > weave giant fern leaves on top of sticks > delicately cover with sand again > mymasterpiece.jpg > hang out on swing, waiting for victims > get impatient and go home > go to playground next day > group of mom's circling my now broken trap > one of their young has fallen in. victory is mine > hear them say "a child couldn't have done this" > "must have been some loser teenagers" > realize i'm a god damn evil genius at the age of 8 > mfw

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: Anonymous 05/14/22(Sat)01:14:26 No.878090014 All I have ever wanted from a yogurt is to know who the cows are. BERLE The Cows: Myrtle Letty Root Irma COWN YOGU Fanny Julia Veronica Padma Lucy certified european style light tasting O 1,672 t764.9K 569K [esk, Roza @StRoseCherry 23h Notice how they named all the cows traditionally girl names. There is a deep connection between misogyny and consuming animals. 218 27551 307 Connor Bax D @bax_connor Replying to @StRoseCherry and @_Jen_Silverman I feel like yogurt from a bull wouldnt taste quite right. 1612279528636.jpg 62 KB JPG >>878090167 # >>878112036 # >>878112172 # Anonymous05/14/22(Sat)01:16:46 No.878090167 CHE O-0 3090054 >>878090014 # >traditionally girly names >Root >L AM ROOT 44 KB JPG

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>> Anonymous 05/13/22(Fri)01:38:04 No.50424725 ► >50424802 File: transparent oguro.png (1018 KB, 906x1357) >>50423851 (OP). I wish I was gay so I could fap to raihan. >> Anonymous 05/13/22(Fri)01:54:02 No.50424802 ► >50424815 >>50424725 Why can't you do it now? >> Anonymous 05/13/22(Fri)01:57:15 No.50424815 ► File: kotoura_ dont.png (797 KB, 935x1220) DON'T >>50424802 because I'm not gay. Can't you read?

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: Anonymous 05/14/22(Sat)00:29:55 No.878106815 >be me >finally get tiktok >start scrolling >see some of the most beautiful women I've ever seen in my life >realize l'll never meet any of them and even if i did i wouldnt have a chance >put my phone down and stare at ceiling for an hour thinking about how much of my life l've wasted 9 KB JPG what the hell i just wanted to watch some funny videos : Anonymous 05/14/22(Sat)00:31:07 No.878106876 >>878106815 (OP) # Yes, social media is harmful.

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: Anonymous 03/21/22(Mon)20:39:25 No.874856366 I can't stop acting like I'm in a dark movie. >Cousin talks to me >Eventually asks me the question "what did you lose?" 69 KB JPG >Whisper "Everything" with a dead stare >Meet this one chick >We talk >She tells me a joke >I whisper "That's funny" with a dead stare and no emotion : Anonymous 03/21/22(Mon)20:58:59 No.874857421 The movie must be Rain Man because you're autistic. >>874857470 # >>874857927 #

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O l just can't stop thinking about it Anonymous (ID: pk1kFdVg) 05/14/22(Sat)02:56:04 No.15203622 [Reply] > >>15203629 >be me >be 12 years old >have a 2 week old kitten >build up a long and loving friendship with the cat >*1 year later" >*cat has kittens* >be really happy >*5 days later >see that the kittens aren't in their small house I built for them ( it was big enough for all 3 of them to fit ) >notices that she put them somewhere near my window ( Its not high, so they cant be hurt by falling ) >*30 minutes later* >hear loud high pitched meowing near window >see that a bird saw the kittens and started pecking them >immediately scared off the bird >went outside to see if anything worse happened >see that 2 are already dead and one is meowing in pain with blood in its mouth >try to help in some way >*kitten dies in hands* >*cries myself to sleep* I wish I could of helped sooner :'(

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: Anonymous 10/12/21(Tue)15:30:42 No.65731923 >Make dating app account >Heterosexual, show to women >3 likes, no matches in a week >Disappointed by curious, switch to males >70 likes in an 2 hours 345 KB PNG There was nothing wrong with me, female standards became so insane they beyond self- parody right now.

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: Anonymous (ID: (hoHpU9ij ) Reagan sucked ass 05/14/22(Sat)00:43:12 No.377537770 >be Ronald Reagan >fund the Contras who ran paramilitary death squads in Nicaragua >turn a blind eye to them smuggling some cocaine into the U.S 25 KB JPG >enact harsh penalties for people who started using crack cocaine that the CIA-backed guys were bringing in >(poor blacks in urban areas were disproportionately targeted by these laws) >don't do s--- about AIDS when it became an issue around 1982, and don't even mention AIDS publicly until 1985 >do Reaganomics which f----- over a lot of poor Americans >give a bunch of money and weapons to Mujahideen fighters in Afghanistan, who would later help create the Taliban & other terrorist groups >he also may or may not have had Alzheimer's while he was still in office >still win both elections in a landslide, & manage to be one of the most popular Presidents ever

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