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: Anonymous 03/28/22(Mon)06:58:26 No.67965370 >looking at local sex offender registry >bunch of frowning weird old white dudes >one female sex offender >25-year old asian woman >smiling in every mugshot >she was a tutor and r---- an underage student >saw she was active on facebook 34 KB JPG >looked happy and smiling with friends >just launched a new business >looked at the registry recently >her blip is f------ gone >she literally got away with r----- a kid
: Anonymous 03/28/22(Mon)06:58:26 No.67965370 >looking at local sex offender registry >bunch of frowning weird old white dudes >one female sex offender >25-year old asian woman >smiling in every mugshot >she was a tutor and r---- an underage student >saw she was active on facebook 34 KB JPG >looked happy and smiling with friends >just launched a new business >looked at the registry recently >her blip is f------ gone >she literally got away with r----- a kid

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Anon analyses the Oscars | /r/Greentext

O Will Smith Punches Chris Rock Anony v >>369705645 >>36970574 >>369706146 >>369706288 >>369706468 >>36 No.369705468 >>369707048 >>369707154 >>369707501 >>36 >>369707985 >>369708095 >>369708235 >first time in history that blacks host the Oscars >someone gets assaulted
O Will Smith Punches Chris Rock Anony v >>369705645 >>36970574 >>369706146 >>369706288 >>369706468 >>36 No.369705468 >>369707048 >>369707154 >>369707501 >>36 >>369707985 >>369708095 >>369708235 >first time in history that blacks host the Oscars >someone gets assaulted

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Today oscar its pretty wild | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/27/22(Sun)22:57:43 No.165695659 91 KB JPG anyone else happy seeing s--- stirring bitchy comedians get their comeuppance? Anonymous 03/27/22(Sun)22:58:41 No.165695745 >>165695659 (OP) if you're on will smith's side of that, you're a f------ f----- Anonymous 03/27/22(Sun)23:13:08 No.165696971 >>165695745 >Someone makes fun of your gf's disease making her ugly >Just sit there and laugh You are a p---- if you don't do anything
Anonymous 03/27/22(Sun)22:57:43 No.165695659 91 KB JPG anyone else happy seeing s--- stirring bitchy comedians get their comeuppance? Anonymous 03/27/22(Sun)22:58:41 No.165695745 >>165695659 (OP) if you're on will smith's side of that, you're a f------ f----- Anonymous 03/27/22(Sun)23:13:08 No.165696971 >>165695745 >Someone makes fun of your gf's disease making her ugly >Just sit there and laugh You are a p---- if you don't do anything

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he tries being friendly | /r/Greentext

>go to therapist >ask for help with being social >she gives me homework >say hello to 20 people on the street before our next session >okletsdothis.gif >walking home from her office, pass a middle aged guy >"hi! how are you?" >holyshitididit.mp4 >"not too bad! how are you? god it's cold out!" 84.3 kB PNG >f--- he's starting a conversation. >"eh yeah... i dont like cold" >"do you live nearby? i'm just across here. maybe a cup of tea will warm you up" >wow this is easy, i'm already making friends >we go up to his apartment and he puts the kettle on >"so good christmas? spend it with your gf?" he asks >"um... no. with my parents. no gf" >"oh. break up with your last one recently?" >"uh... i've never had a gf" >"that's strange, nice looking young fella like yourself" he says and winks at me. >he sits down next to me and puts his hand on my knee and starts moving it up my thigh "ehhh i have to go to the bathroom" i say and run out of his apartment my therapist almost got me sodomized
>go to therapist >ask for help with being social >she gives me homework >say hello to 20 people on the street before our next session >okletsdothis.gif >walking home from her office, pass a middle aged guy >"hi! how are you?" >holyshitididit.mp4 >"not too bad! how are you? god it's cold out!" 84.3 kB PNG >f--- he's starting a conversation. >"eh yeah... i dont like cold" >"do you live nearby? i'm just across here. maybe a cup of tea will warm you up" >wow this is easy, i'm already making friends >we go up to his apartment and he puts the kettle on >"so good christmas? spend it with your gf?" he asks >"um... no. with my parents. no gf" >"oh. break up with your last one recently?" >"uh... i've never had a gf" >"that's strange, nice looking young fella like yourself" he says and winks at me. >he sits down next to me and puts his hand on my knee and starts moving it up my thigh "ehhh i have to go to the bathroom" i say and run out of his apartment my therapist almost got me sodomized

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Anon is living large | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/22/22(Sat)18:47:20 No.67108862 >Buy fake prop money off Amazon >Looks real as f--- >Last night >Go to strip club >Pay for entry fee and drinks at the bar with real money >Spend all night drunk and paying 487 KB JPG strippers for private lap dances >lt's dark and their drunk/high so they don't check to see "For Motion Picture Use Only" >Spend over $4,000 in useless money in one night >All the strippers love me >Get to touch their boobs and asses >Feel like Chad for one night >Only costed $9.99 + tax I'm sure they figured it out by now so I can never go back there but man that felt good.
: Anonymous 01/22/22(Sat)18:47:20 No.67108862 >Buy fake prop money off Amazon >Looks real as f--- >Last night >Go to strip club >Pay for entry fee and drinks at the bar with real money >Spend all night drunk and paying 487 KB JPG strippers for private lap dances >lt's dark and their drunk/high so they don't check to see "For Motion Picture Use Only" >Spend over $4,000 in useless money in one night >All the strippers love me >Get to touch their boobs and asses >Feel like Chad for one night >Only costed $9.99 + tax I'm sure they figured it out by now so I can never go back there but man that felt good.

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Fast attack | /r/Greentext

Was at a party yesterday >playing truth or dare >someone dares me to go home No matter how fast I run.. I cannot run away from the pain... mfw 71 KB JPG
Was at a party yesterday >playing truth or dare >someone dares me to go home No matter how fast I run.. I cannot run away from the pain... mfw 71 KB JPG

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Anon has a very based last name and gets praised for it | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 5 minutes ago sad.jpg (8.3 KB, 249x202) 875207841 >one chance at life >last name is Pichulman >pichula is a slang for penis in spanish >mfw my last name is penisman 1 REPLY Anonymous 1 minute ago 875208030 images (73).jpg (19.4 KB, 554x554) >>875207841 (OP) >penisman
Anonymous 5 minutes ago sad.jpg (8.3 KB, 249x202) 875207841 >one chance at life >last name is Pichulman >pichula is a slang for penis in spanish >mfw my last name is penisman 1 REPLY Anonymous 1 minute ago 875208030 images (73).jpg (19.4 KB, 554x554) >>875207841 (OP) >penisman

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anon is in the dream world | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/27/22(Sun)15:46:05 No.875204912 >be me >at school >been drifting in and out of sleep >kindof into lucid dreaming >think im asleep, so i check >board is full of alien language >figure im asleep >think what should i do 94 KB GIF >decide to make a sex dream >walk up to crush >grab her t-- >realize im awake >entire class is staring at me >t-- still in my hand >deerinheadlights.jpg >decide theres only one way to recover >fall on the floor >start faking seizure >nobody buys it >go back to my seat now i know why everyone hates me so much
: Anonymous 03/27/22(Sun)15:46:05 No.875204912 >be me >at school >been drifting in and out of sleep >kindof into lucid dreaming >think im asleep, so i check >board is full of alien language >figure im asleep >think what should i do 94 KB GIF >decide to make a sex dream >walk up to crush >grab her t-- >realize im awake >entire class is staring at me >t-- still in my hand >deerinheadlights.jpg >decide theres only one way to recover >fall on the floor >start faking seizure >nobody buys it >go back to my seat now i know why everyone hates me so much

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a friends of Elon Musk | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/16/20(Sun)13:30:38 No.820823558 You come home from a crappy day of work. You unlock your door, only to see Elon standing in your living room. There's a large cardboard box next to him. >"Hey, Anon-kun. Sometimes life is full of hardships. You're a good friend, so I 155 KB JPG thought you should have this. Enjoy, buddy." He walks to you and briefly places his hand on your shoulder before taking his leave. There's a noise heard coming from inside the box. >"Nyan?"
: Anonymous 02/16/20(Sun)13:30:38 No.820823558 You come home from a crappy day of work. You unlock your door, only to see Elon standing in your living room. There's a large cardboard box next to him. >"Hey, Anon-kun. Sometimes life is full of hardships. You're a good friend, so I 155 KB JPG thought you should have this. Enjoy, buddy." He walks to you and briefly places his hand on your shoulder before taking his leave. There's a noise heard coming from inside the box. >"Nyan?"

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Anon is Trans | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/02/19(Wed)09:08:26 No.52625171 Just found a loop hole in the the system lads >be me >want steroids for quick gains >live in small town so I cant get them easily 21 KB PNG >hear about female to male hormone treatment >basically pure testosterone in a pill >idea.jpg >order a few months supply Muscle city here I come Anonymous 10/02/19(Wed)09:18:41 No.526 >>52625211 # Ya I'm trans alright. Male to alpha male >>52625279 # >>52625320 # >>52625346 # >>52625362 #
: Anonymous 10/02/19(Wed)09:08:26 No.52625171 Just found a loop hole in the the system lads >be me >want steroids for quick gains >live in small town so I cant get them easily 21 KB PNG >hear about female to male hormone treatment >basically pure testosterone in a pill >idea.jpg >order a few months supply Muscle city here I come Anonymous 10/02/19(Wed)09:18:41 No.526 >>52625211 # Ya I'm trans alright. Male to alpha male >>52625279 # >>52625320 # >>52625346 # >>52625362 #

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Hello there, my sister | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/03/19(Sun)02:46:20 No.791658710 >be me >post true greentext about jacking off into my sisters panties >gets on reddit >sister is redditfag >shows me the story >fake laugh and spaghetti all over 25 KB PNG the floor >make up excuse about violent diarrhea before leaving >return all stolen panties >mfw this makes it on reddit too hi emma
: Anonymous 02/03/19(Sun)02:46:20 No.791658710 >be me >post true greentext about jacking off into my sisters panties >gets on reddit >sister is redditfag >shows me the story >fake laugh and spaghetti all over 25 KB PNG the floor >make up excuse about violent diarrhea before leaving >return all stolen panties >mfw this makes it on reddit too hi emma

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Anon calls police for refund | /r/Greentext

26m (3/27 18:05) · 875209045 2 Re · 0 Img · JPG · 8KB · (307 × 164) 1 Reply COPIUM f--- samsung f------ f----. >july 2021 buy ssd from amazon.com. >january 2022 ssd starts to fail. >ok shamsung willing to rma sweet deal send drive in january 31st 2022. >feburary 21st i don't have ssd. le qoui? >shamsung says it was delivered via ups. >call ups. sent to wrong apartment number. shamsung gave them wrong apartment number. >tell shamsung they sent to wrong apartment. >shamsung: "can you please ask them for the package?" >f------ what?!?!?!? >try anyways cause i just want my ssd. >no answer from tenant. >landlord can't help. >police says nothing to do. >i am livid. >shamsung says ups is investigating the issue and cannot issue a refund until it is complete. but will refund once complete. >what in the f------ f--- is there to f------ investigate. >march 20th. investigation is still open. >landlord calls me. ssd dropped off at office from wrong apartment tenant. >oh my god. >gonna pretend like i don't have the ssd and make shamsung give me refund cause f--- them making me wait 2 months and offering no compensation. >grab ssd. call ups for investigation update. >ups: "the package was returned and we are returning it to shamsung, investigation will close tomorrow" >f------ whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? >what do you literally even f------ meaaaaaaaan? >whatever. >ok sounds good thank you for doing a good job ups. >idk what the f--- shamsung is going to open tomorrow when they receive it. >f--- this >f--- you >that is all. >im getting my f------ refund >f--- shamsung >iwentto decapitalize.eu just for you f---- but just know inside im f------ screaming every syllable
26m (3/27 18:05) · 875209045 2 Re · 0 Img · JPG · 8KB · (307 × 164) 1 Reply COPIUM f--- samsung f------ f----. >july 2021 buy ssd from amazon.com. >january 2022 ssd starts to fail. >ok shamsung willing to rma sweet deal send drive in january 31st 2022. >feburary 21st i don't have ssd. le qoui? >shamsung says it was delivered via ups. >call ups. sent to wrong apartment number. shamsung gave them wrong apartment number. >tell shamsung they sent to wrong apartment. >shamsung: "can you please ask them for the package?" >f------ what?!?!?!? >try anyways cause i just want my ssd. >no answer from tenant. >landlord can't help. >police says nothing to do. >i am livid. >shamsung says ups is investigating the issue and cannot issue a refund until it is complete. but will refund once complete. >what in the f------ f--- is there to f------ investigate. >march 20th. investigation is still open. >landlord calls me. ssd dropped off at office from wrong apartment tenant. >oh my god. >gonna pretend like i don't have the ssd and make shamsung give me refund cause f--- them making me wait 2 months and offering no compensation. >grab ssd. call ups for investigation update. >ups: "the package was returned and we are returning it to shamsung, investigation will close tomorrow" >f------ whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? >what do you literally even f------ meaaaaaaaan? >whatever. >ok sounds good thank you for doing a good job ups. >idk what the f--- shamsung is going to open tomorrow when they receive it. >f--- this >f--- you >that is all. >im getting my f------ refund >f--- shamsung >iwentto decapitalize.eu just for you f---- but just know inside im f------ screaming every syllable

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Anon Gets Fit | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/27/22(Sun)18:00:05 No.66087007 C- 38E2D963-F897-43C9-915C-F8B870EAA70A.png 264 KB PNG >Lose weight >See tons of veins on my arms
: Anonymous 03/27/22(Sun)18:00:05 No.66087007 C- 38E2D963-F897-43C9-915C-F8B870EAA70A.png 264 KB PNG >Lose weight >See tons of veins on my arms

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Anon Does a Little Rapping | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/27/22(Sun)18:34:24 No.67960852 >oh i rap a little >oh yeah >yeah man been workin on it >that's cool >care to share? >alright well here's somethin >l'M OOZIN ON THE POODLE BOOZE 62 KB JPG TOODLES AND I'M FRUGAL TRULY >uh huh >WHEN I SILENCE YOUR EYELIDS LIKE A VIRUS ON PAPYRUS PRINTER PLAYING CRYSIS WHY THIS DIATRIBE I'M ON A TRIBE CALLED QUEST I BEST FORGET LEST YE FORGET AT YE BEHEST >okay stop hold on >yeah? >that doesn't mean anything >nah like it's rhymes >yeah but it doesn't mean anything. you're not telling a story or really conveying anything meaningful >dude you just don't get it >try this >MY PENIS IS SQUEMISH AND MY FEMURS ARE ALSO PENIS I BEAM THIS S--- UP SCOTTY. THOTS BOW TO ME BONES OF AN INDIAN SAYING "HOW" BURT REYNOLDS SQUIRTING ON HIS PLOW I BOW >bro
: Anonymous 03/27/22(Sun)18:34:24 No.67960852 >oh i rap a little >oh yeah >yeah man been workin on it >that's cool >care to share? >alright well here's somethin >l'M OOZIN ON THE POODLE BOOZE 62 KB JPG TOODLES AND I'M FRUGAL TRULY >uh huh >WHEN I SILENCE YOUR EYELIDS LIKE A VIRUS ON PAPYRUS PRINTER PLAYING CRYSIS WHY THIS DIATRIBE I'M ON A TRIBE CALLED QUEST I BEST FORGET LEST YE FORGET AT YE BEHEST >okay stop hold on >yeah? >that doesn't mean anything >nah like it's rhymes >yeah but it doesn't mean anything. you're not telling a story or really conveying anything meaningful >dude you just don't get it >try this >MY PENIS IS SQUEMISH AND MY FEMURS ARE ALSO PENIS I BEAM THIS S--- UP SCOTTY. THOTS BOW TO ME BONES OF AN INDIAN SAYING "HOW" BURT REYNOLDS SQUIRTING ON HIS PLOW I BOW >bro

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Anon Enforces House Rules | /r/Greentext

e clb.jpg (566 KB, 900x900) O ICANNOT STAND SMOKING AND DRINKING. Anonymous 03/27/22(Sun)16.24:28 No.67959221 >Have divorced parents who've been heavy smokers/drinkers since I was born >Constantly have to tell them to go outside to smoke >Mom passed away from drinking too much alcohol, and smoking, last month. >Dad is the heavy smoker, and always gets p----- off if I tell him to go into the other room or outside. >Overtime my dislike has turned into absolute f------ maddening hatred. >Finally moved out of dad's >Last month >Have a no smoking/no alcoholic beverages sign on my front door. put it there when i first moved in. >One day dad came over and begun smoking Inside. >Caught him in the process. >Instantly anapped, took off my belt and whipped him across the mouth and face with the steel belt-buckle end of the belt. >Instantly dropped his c-------- and he begun screaming in pain. >Continued smacking him for over a minute. >He was able to get up, and run out. >Literally whipped his ass on the way out my door. >Cops got called and I had to explain. >They saw the sign and told my dad to follow the rule next time. >He did have to go to the hospital though. >Broke his upper lip, several of his teeth, and gave him a black eye and there's several deep gashes on his body. >Paid for the medical bill. >Now I have family members calling and giving me death threats and howi should treat my dad better. >Always answer with "Don't smoke or drink in my f------ house Anonymous 03/27/22(Sun)17:58:13 No.67960383 File: 1432624906956.jpng (39 KB, 470x747) Based autismo AUTISM
e clb.jpg (566 KB, 900x900) O ICANNOT STAND SMOKING AND DRINKING. Anonymous 03/27/22(Sun)16.24:28 No.67959221 >Have divorced parents who've been heavy smokers/drinkers since I was born >Constantly have to tell them to go outside to smoke >Mom passed away from drinking too much alcohol, and smoking, last month. >Dad is the heavy smoker, and always gets p----- off if I tell him to go into the other room or outside. >Overtime my dislike has turned into absolute f------ maddening hatred. >Finally moved out of dad's >Last month >Have a no smoking/no alcoholic beverages sign on my front door. put it there when i first moved in. >One day dad came over and begun smoking Inside. >Caught him in the process. >Instantly anapped, took off my belt and whipped him across the mouth and face with the steel belt-buckle end of the belt. >Instantly dropped his c-------- and he begun screaming in pain. >Continued smacking him for over a minute. >He was able to get up, and run out. >Literally whipped his ass on the way out my door. >Cops got called and I had to explain. >They saw the sign and told my dad to follow the rule next time. >He did have to go to the hospital though. >Broke his upper lip, several of his teeth, and gave him a black eye and there's several deep gashes on his body. >Paid for the medical bill. >Now I have family members calling and giving me death threats and howi should treat my dad better. >Always answer with "Don't smoke or drink in my f------ house Anonymous 03/27/22(Sun)17:58:13 No.67960383 File: 1432624906956.jpng (39 KB, 470x747) Based autismo AUTISM

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Anon reminiscing about his first time | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/01/13(Sun)20:40:37 No.519059320 File: 1385948437099.jpg-(146 KB, 1080x1028, 1364342206417.jpg) >be me >virgin 15 years old >go get some with this older slut 17- 18 >just me and her in a room at a party >everything is going just as expected >she asks me if i want to f--- her yes.gif >puts condom on my d--- >gets on her hands and knees imgonnadoitdoggy.png >i begin to f--- her >going in and out, it feels amazing >do this for a long time >cant hold much longer >"so will you put it in or not?" >MFW i was just f------ her thighs >MFW i get nervous and lose my hardon >MFW this was the worst experience of my life Replies: >>519059849>>519060250>>519060817
Anonymous 12/01/13(Sun)20:40:37 No.519059320 File: 1385948437099.jpg-(146 KB, 1080x1028, 1364342206417.jpg) >be me >virgin 15 years old >go get some with this older slut 17- 18 >just me and her in a room at a party >everything is going just as expected >she asks me if i want to f--- her yes.gif >puts condom on my d--- >gets on her hands and knees imgonnadoitdoggy.png >i begin to f--- her >going in and out, it feels amazing >do this for a long time >cant hold much longer >"so will you put it in or not?" >MFW i was just f------ her thighs >MFW i get nervous and lose my hardon >MFW this was the worst experience of my life Replies: >>519059849>>519060250>>519060817

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Anon breaks into a house | /r/Greentext

File: noided jpg (31 KB, 400x600) I Anonymous 04/13/19(Sat)12:36:53 No.51917888 >>51918171 >51919232 >be me >often break into people's homes >there is this one night ill never f------ regret >i approach one of the windows in complete black at 11PM >summer time so completely pitch blackness outside >i gently pry open the window with a crowbar and slice open the screen with a pocket knife >i crawi inside and sneak into the kitchen which leads to the living room >immediately their dog sees me >ohshit.webm >it's about to bark >while internally panicking i knock over a vase accidentally >dog growls at me >alarm goes off >must have motion sensors >i belt out the stupidest s--- i could have possibly said This is the sequence of sounds that happened. >"glass breaks* >alarm goes EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE >i yell "THERE'S A F----- DOG IN HERE" >mfw i'm basically noided
File: noided jpg (31 KB, 400x600) I Anonymous 04/13/19(Sat)12:36:53 No.51917888 >>51918171 >51919232 >be me >often break into people's homes >there is this one night ill never f------ regret >i approach one of the windows in complete black at 11PM >summer time so completely pitch blackness outside >i gently pry open the window with a crowbar and slice open the screen with a pocket knife >i crawi inside and sneak into the kitchen which leads to the living room >immediately their dog sees me >ohshit.webm >it's about to bark >while internally panicking i knock over a vase accidentally >dog growls at me >alarm goes off >must have motion sensors >i belt out the stupidest s--- i could have possibly said This is the sequence of sounds that happened. >"glass breaks* >alarm goes EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE >i yell "THERE'S A F----- DOG IN HERE" >mfw i'm basically noided

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Anon Meets Peter Griffin | /r/Greentext

U Anonymous 02/24/22(Thu)23:54:22 No.31124711 2231124730 >>31124779 >>31125167 >>31125185 >>31125219 >>31125291 >31125301 >>31125417 >>31125538 >>31125569 >>31125655 >>31125720 >31125760 A month ago I discovered family guy through family guy funny moments and decided to watch the whole series. I have no money for any s----- streaming service so I had to use some random pirate website, probably got a virus on my computer or whatever. I watched the whole seasons and couldn't stop thinking about the show. Yesterday I started receiving emails from someone pretending to be Peter, I blocked the account after like 5 messages but this person just won't stop, and by the fourth alt account he started threatening my family, he got my ip somehow and an hour ago he sent me a photo of my house from google maps with the message "heheheheheheh hey anon, remember the time I set a house on fire?" Fellas what should I do about this l'm about to loose my mind
U Anonymous 02/24/22(Thu)23:54:22 No.31124711 2231124730 >>31124779 >>31125167 >>31125185 >>31125219 >>31125291 >31125301 >>31125417 >>31125538 >>31125569 >>31125655 >>31125720 >31125760 A month ago I discovered family guy through family guy funny moments and decided to watch the whole series. I have no money for any s----- streaming service so I had to use some random pirate website, probably got a virus on my computer or whatever. I watched the whole seasons and couldn't stop thinking about the show. Yesterday I started receiving emails from someone pretending to be Peter, I blocked the account after like 5 messages but this person just won't stop, and by the fourth alt account he started threatening my family, he got my ip somehow and an hour ago he sent me a photo of my house from google maps with the message "heheheheheheh hey anon, remember the time I set a house on fire?" Fellas what should I do about this l'm about to loose my mind

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Anon wants dudes to be slaves | /r/Greentext

E Anonymous 7kTuOitw 51 minutes ago 1643900754396s.jpg (6.1 KB, 250x207) 369643945 DUDE JUST BE A SLAVE >DUDE JUST SLAVE AWAY AT A 9-5 JOB FOR 40 YEARS TO MAKE JEWISH BOOMERS RICHER, SINGLE MOTHERS AND F--- AND BLACK APES STRONGER, AND DIVERSITY MORE POWERFUL AND EVERLASTING >DUDE JUST DO ALL OF SAID ABOVE SIMPLY BECAUSE SAID JEWS STARTED FROM BEING MERCHANTS IN THE ROMAN EMPIRE, PLAGUED THEIR WAY TO THE TOP OF THE EMPIRE AND EVERY SUBSEQUENT CIVILIZATION, SUCCESSFULLY GOT AWAY WITH LYING ABOUT A MASOCHISTIC FAIRYTALE AKA THE HOLOCAUST, THEN GAVE MINORITIES RIGHTS SO THEY COULD THEN MAKE DIVERSITY COMPANIES PROFITABLE AND POPULAR THROUGH BLACKROCK INVESTMENT FUNDS AND DESTROY FAMILY UNITY DUDE JUST BE A SLAVE 7 REPLIES
E Anonymous 7kTuOitw 51 minutes ago 1643900754396s.jpg (6.1 KB, 250x207) 369643945 DUDE JUST BE A SLAVE >DUDE JUST SLAVE AWAY AT A 9-5 JOB FOR 40 YEARS TO MAKE JEWISH BOOMERS RICHER, SINGLE MOTHERS AND F--- AND BLACK APES STRONGER, AND DIVERSITY MORE POWERFUL AND EVERLASTING >DUDE JUST DO ALL OF SAID ABOVE SIMPLY BECAUSE SAID JEWS STARTED FROM BEING MERCHANTS IN THE ROMAN EMPIRE, PLAGUED THEIR WAY TO THE TOP OF THE EMPIRE AND EVERY SUBSEQUENT CIVILIZATION, SUCCESSFULLY GOT AWAY WITH LYING ABOUT A MASOCHISTIC FAIRYTALE AKA THE HOLOCAUST, THEN GAVE MINORITIES RIGHTS SO THEY COULD THEN MAKE DIVERSITY COMPANIES PROFITABLE AND POPULAR THROUGH BLACKROCK INVESTMENT FUNDS AND DESTROY FAMILY UNITY DUDE JUST BE A SLAVE 7 REPLIES

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ITT; cringe >be me >gf ordered Indian food >really happy for it to arrive >knock at door 71 KB JPG >l open the door >old man hands me small plastic bag of food "enjoy your food" >MFW "you too" >close door fast >spend entire time eating food with ptsd flashbacks about what I said
ITT; cringe >be me >gf ordered Indian food >really happy for it to arrive >knock at door 71 KB JPG >l open the door >old man hands me small plastic bag of food "enjoy your food" >MFW "you too" >close door fast >spend entire time eating food with ptsd flashbacks about what I said

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