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: Anonymous 03/27/22(Sun)18:00:05 No.66087007 C- 38E2D963-F897-43C9-915C-F8B870EAA70A.png 264 KB PNG >Lose weight >See tons of veins on my arms

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Anonymous 1/31/2025, 10:39:47 AM No.49078630 r/greentext in 2036 Discussion 7 KB JPEG >be me > logging into Reddit Metaverse Premium Plus (now with haptic feedback for downvotes) >spend 3 hours verifying my age through blockchain-based ID system > finally get to r/greentext >sort by new >"Anon works at the Mars Colony" >be me, wagecuck on Mars Colony 47-B >working 169 hour weeks maintaining Musk's catgirl breeding facility >getting paid in ElonCoin (currently worth 0.0000001 USD) >mfw when I can't even afford soylent anymore >tfw no qt 3.14 genetically engineered catgirl gf >at least I'm not working in the reddit karma mines >get notification that I forgot to thank the Amazon-Tesla Al for allowing me to breathe their premium oxygen subscription > oxygen supply cut off >die >get reanimated as a cybernetic wagie because I signed the wrong clause in my 47,000 page employment contract > now I have to work double shifts >tfw when you realize you'll never escape wage slavery even in death >mfw when I realize I'm still paying off my student loans from 2024 >pic related, it's my government assigned cybernetic suffering enhancement module Replies: >Fake: Anon implies he got a job >Gay: Anon works for another man's catgirl facility >TendieBot_9000: [ATTENTION CITIZEN] Please validate your greentext reading license before attempting humor >"what the f--- is a soylent?" > "it's what they called food before the great nutrient paste standardization act of 2034" >be me reading this on my neuralink >get error 404: brain not found >mfw As I watch the last remnants of 4chan culture get absorbed into the corporate metaverse, I realize the true greentext was the autism we developed along the way.

Anonymous [*] HINDI (हिन्दी) FILIPINO (Wikang Filipino) 01/31/25(Fri)04:43:54 No.207305506 >millions of filipinos flood canada in the 2010s >nobody cares >millions of jeets flood canada in the 2020s >everyone gets p----- off, even liberal white women turn racist 124 KB JPG explain this phenomenom Anonymous 01/31/25(Fri)04:49:08 No.207305640 filipinos actually integrate in every instance i've encountered them in the west rapists of india do not >>207305727 # >>207311237 # Anonymous >>207305640 # Asians have humility 01/31/25(Fri)04:51:24 No.207305727 Indians never know the meaning of the word "no". They always go after what they want regardless. Unironically helps them get jobs but with women it makes them r---- >>207306406 # >>207307051 # >>207311147 #

File: strongest Fire emblem player.png (3.7 MB, 2518x1462) Elise T-t-twenty push-ups? Like, in a row?! Is that even possible? ☐ Anonymous 01/31/25(Fri)12:42:23 No.701696925 >>701697169 >>701697806 >>701698005 >>>701698313 >>701698352 >>701699713 >>701700913 >>701701718 >>701704079 >>701704956 >>701705173 >>701711114 >RPG gives you frail sissy weak healer at the start >secretly shes one of the strongest characters in the entire game love this trope ☐ Anonymous 01/31/25(Fri)12:59:27 No.701698064 >>701698589 >>701698816 File: 'stang and 'lly.jpg (354 KB, 1920x1080) PYGMALION >game gives you p------------ gun that can barely kill a single zombie >secretly its the most based weapon in the entire game ☐ Anonymous 01/31/25(Fri)13:08:54 No.701698703 >rpg gives you a muscular badass barbarian lady >she secretly has the lowest strength in the game >>701699070 ☐ Anonymous 01/31/25(Fri)13:23:22 No. 701699713 ►>>701699882 File: Berookie.jpg (1.97 MB, 4000x2400) Beruka I brought the poison like you asked. Do want to taste it? A sip won't kill you. >>701696925 (OP) >RPG gives you an autistic girl with a tragic backstory >You have to work hard to earn that smile Love this little s--- like you wouldn't believe. >> ☐ Anonymous 01/31/25(Fri) 15:19:37 No. 701706863 File: GET OUT OF MY HEAD NOAH.png (25 KB, 240x160) but if you lose it's all over. your life, you >>701706905 The game is taunting me >> Anonymous 01/31/25(Fri)15:20:23 No. 701706905 >>701706863 People die when they are killed. ☐ Anonymous 01/31/25(Fri)21:39:59 No.701724535 ►>>701725126 the very idea that Engage could be someone's first FE game makes me shudder.

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Anon Does a Little Rapping | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/27/22(Sun)18:34:24 No.67960852 >oh i rap a little >oh yeah >yeah man been workin on it >that's cool >care to share? >alright well here's somethin >l'M OOZIN ON THE POODLE BOOZE 62 KB JPG TOODLES AND I'M FRUGAL TRULY >uh huh >WHEN I SILENCE YOUR EYELIDS LIKE A VIRUS ON PAPYRUS PRINTER PLAYING CRYSIS WHY THIS DIATRIBE I'M ON A TRIBE CALLED QUEST I BEST FORGET LEST YE FORGET AT YE BEHEST >okay stop hold on >yeah? >that doesn't mean anything >nah like it's rhymes >yeah but it doesn't mean anything. you're not telling a story or really conveying anything meaningful >dude you just don't get it >try this >MY PENIS IS SQUEMISH AND MY FEMURS ARE ALSO PENIS I BEAM THIS S--- UP SCOTTY. THOTS BOW TO ME BONES OF AN INDIAN SAYING "HOW" BURT REYNOLDS SQUIRTING ON HIS PLOW I BOW >bro

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Anon Enforces House Rules | /r/Greentext

e clb.jpg (566 KB, 900x900) O ICANNOT STAND SMOKING AND DRINKING. Anonymous 03/27/22(Sun)16.24:28 No.67959221 >Have divorced parents who've been heavy smokers/drinkers since I was born >Constantly have to tell them to go outside to smoke >Mom passed away from drinking too much alcohol, and smoking, last month. >Dad is the heavy smoker, and always gets p----- off if I tell him to go into the other room or outside. >Overtime my dislike has turned into absolute f------ maddening hatred. >Finally moved out of dad's >Last month >Have a no smoking/no alcoholic beverages sign on my front door. put it there when i first moved in. >One day dad came over and begun smoking Inside. >Caught him in the process. >Instantly anapped, took off my belt and whipped him across the mouth and face with the steel belt-buckle end of the belt. >Instantly dropped his c-------- and he begun screaming in pain. >Continued smacking him for over a minute. >He was able to get up, and run out. >Literally whipped his ass on the way out my door. >Cops got called and I had to explain. >They saw the sign and told my dad to follow the rule next time. >He did have to go to the hospital though. >Broke his upper lip, several of his teeth, and gave him a black eye and there's several deep gashes on his body. >Paid for the medical bill. >Now I have family members calling and giving me death threats and howi should treat my dad better. >Always answer with "Don't smoke or drink in my f------ house Anonymous 03/27/22(Sun)17:58:13 No.67960383 File: 1432624906956.jpng (39 KB, 470x747) Based autismo AUTISM

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Anon reminiscing about his first time | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/01/13(Sun)20:40:37 No.519059320 File: 1385948437099.jpg-(146 KB, 1080x1028, 1364342206417.jpg) >be me >virgin 15 years old >go get some with this older slut 17- 18 >just me and her in a room at a party >everything is going just as expected >she asks me if i want to f--- her yes.gif >puts condom on my d--- >gets on her hands and knees imgonnadoitdoggy.png >i begin to f--- her >going in and out, it feels amazing >do this for a long time >cant hold much longer >"so will you put it in or not?" >MFW i was just f------ her thighs >MFW i get nervous and lose my hardon >MFW this was the worst experience of my life Replies: >>519059849>>519060250>>519060817

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Anon breaks into a house | /r/Greentext

File: noided jpg (31 KB, 400x600) I Anonymous 04/13/19(Sat)12:36:53 No.51917888 >>51918171 >51919232 >be me >often break into people's homes >there is this one night ill never f------ regret >i approach one of the windows in complete black at 11PM >summer time so completely pitch blackness outside >i gently pry open the window with a crowbar and slice open the screen with a pocket knife >i crawi inside and sneak into the kitchen which leads to the living room >immediately their dog sees me >ohshit.webm >it's about to bark >while internally panicking i knock over a vase accidentally >dog growls at me >alarm goes off >must have motion sensors >i belt out the stupidest s--- i could have possibly said This is the sequence of sounds that happened. >"glass breaks* >alarm goes EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE >i yell "THERE'S A F----- DOG IN HERE" >mfw i'm basically noided

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Anon Meets Peter Griffin | /r/Greentext

U Anonymous 02/24/22(Thu)23:54:22 No.31124711 2231124730 >>31124779 >>31125167 >>31125185 >>31125219 >>31125291 >31125301 >>31125417 >>31125538 >>31125569 >>31125655 >>31125720 >31125760 A month ago I discovered family guy through family guy funny moments and decided to watch the whole series. I have no money for any s----- streaming service so I had to use some random pirate website, probably got a virus on my computer or whatever. I watched the whole seasons and couldn't stop thinking about the show. Yesterday I started receiving emails from someone pretending to be Peter, I blocked the account after like 5 messages but this person just won't stop, and by the fourth alt account he started threatening my family, he got my ip somehow and an hour ago he sent me a photo of my house from google maps with the message "heheheheheheh hey anon, remember the time I set a house on fire?" Fellas what should I do about this l'm about to loose my mind

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Anon wants dudes to be slaves | /r/Greentext

E Anonymous 7kTuOitw 51 minutes ago 1643900754396s.jpg (6.1 KB, 250x207) 369643945 DUDE JUST BE A SLAVE >DUDE JUST SLAVE AWAY AT A 9-5 JOB FOR 40 YEARS TO MAKE JEWISH BOOMERS RICHER, SINGLE MOTHERS AND F--- AND BLACK APES STRONGER, AND DIVERSITY MORE POWERFUL AND EVERLASTING >DUDE JUST DO ALL OF SAID ABOVE SIMPLY BECAUSE SAID JEWS STARTED FROM BEING MERCHANTS IN THE ROMAN EMPIRE, PLAGUED THEIR WAY TO THE TOP OF THE EMPIRE AND EVERY SUBSEQUENT CIVILIZATION, SUCCESSFULLY GOT AWAY WITH LYING ABOUT A MASOCHISTIC FAIRYTALE AKA THE HOLOCAUST, THEN GAVE MINORITIES RIGHTS SO THEY COULD THEN MAKE DIVERSITY COMPANIES PROFITABLE AND POPULAR THROUGH BLACKROCK INVESTMENT FUNDS AND DESTROY FAMILY UNITY DUDE JUST BE A SLAVE 7 REPLIES

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Anon says thanks | /r/Greentext

ITT; cringe >be me >gf ordered Indian food >really happy for it to arrive >knock at door 71 KB JPG >l open the door >old man hands me small plastic bag of food "enjoy your food" >MFW "you too" >close door fast >spend entire time eating food with ptsd flashbacks about what I said

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Anon's dad found the gigachad folder | /r/Greentext

File: 5NH3UON.png (494 KB, 819x716) Anonymous 04/18/19(Thu)16:2 >dad found my gigachad folder Anonymous 04/18/19(Thu) >>52000432 (OP) lal realiy une worst olc iwouldlbehorified if he fo hie foldere for 3 vears LAnonvmous 04/18/19(Thu)

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Anon tries to be funny | /r/Greentext

File: srers.png (8 KB, 509x619) Anonymous 03/27/22(Sun)18:17:28 No.67957033 [Reply] ► »67958420 >>67958430 >can't forget when I tried to be funny by playing 'DERP SONG 10 HOURS' on a school computer on a max volume

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Anon is an orbiter | /r/Greentext

No.10538194 04/10/19(Wed)09:36:07 wojak electron.png PNG 109.8 KIB 1200x816 My fav /sci/ pasta coming through >tfw electron >personally far away from vacuum energy state, i have a lot of potential but don't have the energy to activate it >be usual smart but lazy lepton >my parents keep telling me to "just tunnel through, champ" >don't understand that the quark epoch is over and you can't just walk into an atom and expect the nucleus to hand you a quantum state anymore >dad forces me to go volunteer at local hydrogen cluster >get bullied by chadrons nonstop. >don't resist because my actions are governed by weak interaction >be K-captureless virgin, never even saw an electron neutrino in my life before >see cute baryon hanging out with her friends. >solid +1/1 charge. most particles around me barely pass for +1/3 >mentally picture her performing electron capture on me >think about life together as a neutron >try to talk to her, too intimidated by her electric field so i don't make any moves >tfw occupying her 1s orbital. too dumb to realize i'm just an orbiting beta particle to her >suddenly huge ass carbon atom comes in >literally instant chemistry with my oneitis proton girl, she forms an MO with him instantly >he's not good to her at all. he's bonded with 3 other protons in a f------ hydrocarbon while he's seeing her >bonds are weak singular but being a f------ organic molecule everyone wants him. my baryonic love is f------ replaceable to him, but i know she's just going to fall for a metal ion or something afterwards >it's not f------ fair i'm considering just accelerating into a positron and annihilating myself at this point

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Anon gets nervous for a photo shoot | /r/Greentext

O File: 84629a2f28590fd6ab8dc1ef0(.).jpg (18 KB, 236x333) Confession Thread Anonymous 04/02/19(Tue)16:39:19 No.10140024 Ready? I'm starting. >cosplaying 2B >plan this photoshoot with a photographer you just met in a remote place >really cool place tbh, just really far away from any civilisation >start shooting and it goes great >exceptnot.jpg >the thing is I'm on my period >15 minutes in and I feel overflowing my pad an bleeding to my legs is no bathrooms or anywhere I can change my pad >my white panty is now red >thankfully we are not doing any butt shots >it's too early to finish shooting but I'm scared that blood will be too much and reach my lower legs where skirt doesn't cover >to add sprinkles I can't see very well with visor thingy and this guy has a camera start subtly complaining about how tired I am >which is not a lie because period cramps >it tooks 20 minutes of complaining to convince him it's enough >which I feel about because the photographer was also excited about this shoot >l get home and take off everything >my panty is all red, my skirt lining is almost covered in blood But I think he didn't notice. I was stressed to hell though. Now I'm too scared to plan photoshoots in cool places.

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anon is a karma whore | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/27/22(Sun)17:21:26 No.875209883 >be me >redditfag >come on here to karma w---- >make up a fake story about getting T-boned >10k upvotes 39 KB JPG >mfw

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