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Anon meets new kid | /r/Greentext

> Start of Sophomore year of Highs > New Kid arrives at school > He's really into sports > Oh f------ great another Jock > This guy is different though > He's friendly to everyone even the 192 KB PNG kids who no one talks to > He even sticks up for other kids when other jocks them > Ohshitthisisgreat.jpg > Talk to him in Chem > Apparently his name was some weird dumb s--- lil Larrinold, but he insisted on being called Larry > Larry was the coolest guy in school > Larry was practically my best friend > One day come into school > Everyone's crying and holding candles > Ask other friend what's up with everyone > "Anon, you dian't near? Larry died in a car crasn" > Just then my whole life shatters > No. No. This can't be, Larry can't be dead... > Go to funeral > Everyone crying > Do a speach, barely holding back from breaking down into a complete mess > My mom is nice and lets me have the week off school to calm down > Go to a school a week later, everyone's trying to move on > Get an idea > Come to school dressed exactly like Larry, and start exacting exactly like him > Everyone's confused but not angry thank god > Friend walks up to me > "Anon what the hell are you doing" > Look him straight in the eye > "I'm remembering Larry" > Next day everyone comes to school dressed like Larry and acting like him > Mfw we're all living like Larry
> Start of Sophomore year of Highs > New Kid arrives at school > He's really into sports > Oh f------ great another Jock > This guy is different though > He's friendly to everyone even the 192 KB PNG kids who no one talks to > He even sticks up for other kids when other jocks them > Ohshitthisisgreat.jpg > Talk to him in Chem > Apparently his name was some weird dumb s--- lil Larrinold, but he insisted on being called Larry > Larry was the coolest guy in school > Larry was practically my best friend > One day come into school > Everyone's crying and holding candles > Ask other friend what's up with everyone > "Anon, you dian't near? Larry died in a car crasn" > Just then my whole life shatters > No. No. This can't be, Larry can't be dead... > Go to funeral > Everyone crying > Do a speach, barely holding back from breaking down into a complete mess > My mom is nice and lets me have the week off school to calm down > Go to a school a week later, everyone's trying to move on > Get an idea > Come to school dressed exactly like Larry, and start exacting exactly like him > Everyone's confused but not angry thank god > Friend walks up to me > "Anon what the hell are you doing" > Look him straight in the eye > "I'm remembering Larry" > Next day everyone comes to school dressed like Larry and acting like him > Mfw we're all living like Larry

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Annon's is worried about a friend | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/03/12(Mon)00:57 No.3 >at a friends house >check out his itunes library >literally only one song >Linkin Park - In The End >almost 30,000 plays
Anonymous 12/03/12(Mon)00:57 No.3 >at a friends house >check out his itunes library >literally only one song >Linkin Park - In The End >almost 30,000 plays

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anon commits a crime punishable by death | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/08/17(Tue)00:12:54 No.38930180 ive been having a reoccurring dream where the fbi raids all my hardrives and i have to explain each individual anime reaction image before a jury 55 KB JPG why did the subconscious mean by this 14 Replies / 3 Images View Thread
: Anonymous 08/08/17(Tue)00:12:54 No.38930180 ive been having a reoccurring dream where the fbi raids all my hardrives and i have to explain each individual anime reaction image before a jury 55 KB JPG why did the subconscious mean by this 14 Replies / 3 Images View Thread

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Anon does meth | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/05/19(Sat)01:59:03 No.789153378 >be me, junkie >sitting in a dark ass alley, trying to kill the bedbugs with meth smoke >see a couple walk by, well dressed, clearly have money >takewhatsyours.wav >jump out of the alley and say 211 KB JPG >"look! No one needs to get hurt just give me your money wallet and purse" >the guy says “oh so you wanna hold my wife down and force your c--- into her ass while I watch helplessly from across the street huh??!" >wait..what? >he pulls his wife's pants down and runs across the street >she looks at me and licks her lips >mfw I just wanted some f------ meth you f------ cucks.
: Anonymous 01/05/19(Sat)01:59:03 No.789153378 >be me, junkie >sitting in a dark ass alley, trying to kill the bedbugs with meth smoke >see a couple walk by, well dressed, clearly have money >takewhatsyours.wav >jump out of the alley and say 211 KB JPG >"look! No one needs to get hurt just give me your money wallet and purse" >the guy says “oh so you wanna hold my wife down and force your c--- into her ass while I watch helplessly from across the street huh??!" >wait..what? >he pulls his wife's pants down and runs across the street >she looks at me and licks her lips >mfw I just wanted some f------ meth you f------ cucks.

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Anon just wants to order McDonald's | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Meaning of Life: Fast Food and(...) 02/11/22(Fri)06:47:50 No.67379224 >No, I don't want to work. >No, I don't want to put in effort to meet girls. >No, I don't want to "better myself" by submitting to outdated sham institutions. 75 KB JPG What DO I want, you ask? I want a double quarter pounder, plain, with extra cheese, large fries, and a ten piece nugget with sweet & sour and buffalo sauce, with a root beer. Make sure it's Bang's this time bitch. 9 Replies / 2 Images View Thread
: Anonymous Meaning of Life: Fast Food and(...) 02/11/22(Fri)06:47:50 No.67379224 >No, I don't want to work. >No, I don't want to put in effort to meet girls. >No, I don't want to "better myself" by submitting to outdated sham institutions. 75 KB JPG What DO I want, you ask? I want a double quarter pounder, plain, with extra cheese, large fries, and a ten piece nugget with sweet & sour and buffalo sauce, with a root beer. Make sure it's Bang's this time bitch. 9 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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Anon is showering | /r/Greentext

>in shower >not fapping >cleaning genitals with soap >somehow soap gets in peehole >nonstop burning when I piss I just wanted to be clean
>in shower >not fapping >cleaning genitals with soap >somehow soap gets in peehole >nonstop burning when I piss I just wanted to be clean

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Anons view on russians | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 123622703 24 russians be like >hello, my name is sir gay 36.2 kB JPG
Anonymous | 123622703 24 russians be like >hello, my name is sir gay 36.2 kB JPG

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Anon is truly a master gamer | /r/Greentext

1633537262156.png 1.22 MB PNG >buy game >download and read the entire manual >consume the entire story and plot points from the wiki >research the best builds and strategies >refund game before playing it
1633537262156.png 1.22 MB PNG >buy game >download and read the entire manual >consume the entire story and plot points from the wiki >research the best builds and strategies >refund game before playing it

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Anon has a good day | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: p+SGNC4J) 06/14/21(Mon)01:21:06 No.12 >wake up >still not Br*tsh >day improves noticably 52 KB JPG
: Anonymous (ID: p+SGNC4J) 06/14/21(Mon)01:21:06 No.12 >wake up >still not Br*tsh >day improves noticably 52 KB JPG

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Anon was unintentionally racist | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/07/18(Fri)11:52:30 No.786777683 ITT times you were accidentally racist > be me > highschool towards the end of the year > free day in class, everyone's on their phones > notice everyone has iPhones 870 KB GIF > buddy next to me has the only other Android in the room > buddy notices too > "Android master race, Yeah!" *fist bump* > looks around again > angrystares.png > buddy and I are only white people in the room > they didn't hear us say "Android" > mfw
: Anonymous 12/07/18(Fri)11:52:30 No.786777683 ITT times you were accidentally racist > be me > highschool towards the end of the year > free day in class, everyone's on their phones > notice everyone has iPhones 870 KB GIF > buddy next to me has the only other Android in the room > buddy notices too > "Android master race, Yeah!" *fist bump* > looks around again > angrystares.png > buddy and I are only white people in the room > they didn't hear us say "Android" > mfw

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Finland speaks the truth | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: J1jTIh11 ) + 01/22/18(Mon)05:38:32 No.3812461 >be american >roll off the bed >fall through the floor to the kitchen >microwave some water and eat some mayo cake for breakfast >leave house 10 KB JPG >get shot >tip shooter >call the ambulance because the hospital is whole 10ft away >pay 1928825843$ to get wounds treated >go to walmart to buy some guns >shart >get shot by police for attempted gas attack >tip police >crawl to the cashier >pay for your gun and tip the cashier >leave walmart >get shot by nog >nog steals your gun and runs away >go home >complain about euros on 4chan 28 Replies View Thread
: Anonymous (ID: J1jTIh11 ) + 01/22/18(Mon)05:38:32 No.3812461 >be american >roll off the bed >fall through the floor to the kitchen >microwave some water and eat some mayo cake for breakfast >leave house 10 KB JPG >get shot >tip shooter >call the ambulance because the hospital is whole 10ft away >pay 1928825843$ to get wounds treated >go to walmart to buy some guns >shart >get shot by police for attempted gas attack >tip police >crawl to the cashier >pay for your gun and tip the cashier >leave walmart >get shot by nog >nog steals your gun and runs away >go home >complain about euros on 4chan 28 Replies View Thread

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Anon is delightfully devilish | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/10/22(Thu)17:48:05 No.872442492 >Go to a restaurant >Find most social person ky Sipck >Find least social person (2nd if © Dernis Cox it's you) >Sit down and get the cheapest item on the menu >When waiter comes by, say you want to pay for the social persons meal and if they ask, to tell them the antisocial 88 KB JPG person paid for it >Sit and watch as the social person goes over and thanks the clueless victim Kill em with kindness
: Anonymous 02/10/22(Thu)17:48:05 No.872442492 >Go to a restaurant >Find most social person ky Sipck >Find least social person (2nd if © Dernis Cox it's you) >Sit down and get the cheapest item on the menu >When waiter comes by, say you want to pay for the social persons meal and if they ask, to tell them the antisocial 88 KB JPG person paid for it >Sit and watch as the social person goes over and thanks the clueless victim Kill em with kindness

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Anon is a twitch viewer | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/10/22(Thu)19:05:35 No.872452354 >no anon you're totally right >everytime you donate $100 to her she thinks of you the rest of the day and no one else >no way is she getting piped down by random men she links up with on tinder like other girls no 29 KB JPG way >no way does she possibly have a chad bf with washboard abs and a huge d--- that she hides off stream because it will hurt her viewership and donations >just because there's 45,000 people watching doesn't mean she's not thinking of just you, you're a top donator Anon >she knows who you are she totally does and she definitely thinks about you all the time outside of twitch >that other guy donated $500 but she's not in it for the money Anon she's doing it so she can meet men like you >of course she's going to reach out to you one of these days Anon, just keep sending her expensive donations >you bought all her merch Anon and she knows that you did you're definitely special >you better not miss one second of her stream Anon otherwise you might miss when she pulls her t--- out just for you and risks loosing her 6 to 7 figure paying career >it's all for you Anon, just keep donating, it will happen!
: Anonymous 02/10/22(Thu)19:05:35 No.872452354 >no anon you're totally right >everytime you donate $100 to her she thinks of you the rest of the day and no one else >no way is she getting piped down by random men she links up with on tinder like other girls no 29 KB JPG way >no way does she possibly have a chad bf with washboard abs and a huge d--- that she hides off stream because it will hurt her viewership and donations >just because there's 45,000 people watching doesn't mean she's not thinking of just you, you're a top donator Anon >she knows who you are she totally does and she definitely thinks about you all the time outside of twitch >that other guy donated $500 but she's not in it for the money Anon she's doing it so she can meet men like you >of course she's going to reach out to you one of these days Anon, just keep sending her expensive donations >you bought all her merch Anon and she knows that you did you're definitely special >you better not miss one second of her stream Anon otherwise you might miss when she pulls her t--- out just for you and risks loosing her 6 to 7 figure paying career >it's all for you Anon, just keep donating, it will happen!

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Anon is a normie | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/11/17(Sun)06:16:55 No.3763942S >go out with coworkers >have a couple drinks >we go to a small club >have a couple more drinks >start dancing >get more and more into it >pretty soon i've totally cut loose and dancing like nothing matters, having a blast >even sing along a few times to songs i'd normally 124 KB JPG dismiss as pleb trash am la normie now? : Anonymous 06/11/17(Sun)06:19:09 No.37639453 sounds like you had a good time with some friends, and whats more you did it in public at an establishment meant for that kind of thing. that's pretty f------ normal, anon. pretty soon you'll be signing a lease, reading the newspaper, and keeping regular hours.
: Anonymous 06/11/17(Sun)06:16:55 No.3763942S >go out with coworkers >have a couple drinks >we go to a small club >have a couple more drinks >start dancing >get more and more into it >pretty soon i've totally cut loose and dancing like nothing matters, having a blast >even sing along a few times to songs i'd normally 124 KB JPG dismiss as pleb trash am la normie now? : Anonymous 06/11/17(Sun)06:19:09 No.37639453 sounds like you had a good time with some friends, and whats more you did it in public at an establishment meant for that kind of thing. that's pretty f------ normal, anon. pretty soon you'll be signing a lease, reading the newspaper, and keeping regular hours.

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Anon is seeking the best car | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/10/22(Thu)21:13:30 No.872431065 What's the best car I can get under 5k? 34 KB JPG : Anonymous 02/10/22(Thu)21:14:11 No.872431102 >>872431065 (OP) # a stolen one
: Anonymous 02/10/22(Thu)21:13:30 No.872431065 What's the best car I can get under 5k? 34 KB JPG : Anonymous 02/10/22(Thu)21:14:11 No.872431102 >>872431065 (OP) # a stolen one

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Anon plays Xenoblade Chronicles 2 with his grandpa | /r/Greentext

>>457534108 (OP) # >Play Xenoblade Chronicles 2 >Play with Pyra as my main blade >My mom sees it >"Why does she look like that? Christ 101 KB JPG that's a bit sexist" >Grandpa comes in and says "Let him be a man, there's nothing wrong with it" >Mom decides to forget it >Grandpa asks me to do lewd moves to see her ass I love my grandpa, sometimes I wish I could transform into Pyra and let him f--- me
>>457534108 (OP) # >Play Xenoblade Chronicles 2 >Play with Pyra as my main blade >My mom sees it >"Why does she look like that? Christ 101 KB JPG that's a bit sexist" >Grandpa comes in and says "Let him be a man, there's nothing wrong with it" >Mom decides to forget it >Grandpa asks me to do lewd moves to see her ass I love my grandpa, sometimes I wish I could transform into Pyra and let him f--- me

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Anon gets a discount | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 07/10/12(Tue)12:00 No.146428136 File: 1341936034881.ipg-(42 KB, 431x720, ratty ass pigeon.jpg) t gamestop well heres my only time getting a discount >waking to gamestop eating icecream *pass group of pigeons, none of them run away from me >notice this and walk backwards back to them >they stil dont move grab 1 shes rather con fused and upset >take picture of him while hoiding him >continue to gamestop >go inside >people looking at me holding a really dirty pigeon stell people behind counter that if they dont give me phantasy star universe for the xbox360 for free ill release the pigeon >they try to haggle >i release the pigeon >they beg me to grab it again >they hand me the game and i just walk out and no f---- were given that day. pic related
O Anonymous 07/10/12(Tue)12:00 No.146428136 File: 1341936034881.ipg-(42 KB, 431x720, ratty ass pigeon.jpg) t gamestop well heres my only time getting a discount >waking to gamestop eating icecream *pass group of pigeons, none of them run away from me >notice this and walk backwards back to them >they stil dont move grab 1 shes rather con fused and upset >take picture of him while hoiding him >continue to gamestop >go inside >people looking at me holding a really dirty pigeon stell people behind counter that if they dont give me phantasy star universe for the xbox360 for free ill release the pigeon >they try to haggle >i release the pigeon >they beg me to grab it again >they hand me the game and i just walk out and no f---- were given that day. pic related

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Anon doesn’t like lord of the rings. | /r/Greentext

>be fictional a race of people but based on Scandinavian/Celtic mythology going back thousands of years. >canonically live underground and avoid sunlight. 1.71 MB PNG >exist in a world literally based off the English countryside countryside during the medieval time period >queen of these people looks like this. Why do they do this to us?
>be fictional a race of people but based on Scandinavian/Celtic mythology going back thousands of years. >canonically live underground and avoid sunlight. 1.71 MB PNG >exist in a world literally based off the English countryside countryside during the medieval time period >queen of these people looks like this. Why do they do this to us?

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