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: Anonymous 08/02/21(Mon)12:16:20 No.64806547 >be shut-in loser with no friends >if I ever killed myself all my relatives would think "yeah, of course he did, he was a shut-in loser with no friends" AW, SCHBISSE. >this knowledge gives me the power to keep on going out of pure spite so that I don't give anyone the satisfaction of thinking that 297 KB PNG
: Anonymous 08/02/21(Mon)12:16:20 No.64806547 >be shut-in loser with no friends >if I ever killed myself all my relatives would think "yeah, of course he did, he was a shut-in loser with no friends" AW, SCHBISSE. >this knowledge gives me the power to keep on going out of pure spite so that I don't give anyone the satisfaction of thinking that 297 KB PNG

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Anon is Jesus. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/02/21(Mon)09:01:37 No.64799535 >be the divine being that resides over time and space >check in on the monkeys >they've built too many institutions, are losing sight of the purpose of it all >be jesus >antagonize religious institution, remind 187 KB PNG others that love was always more important than the flesh >live and die just so others could have the chance to hear the good word >ff 2000 years >"well yeah, god loves you and will always forgive you" >"well yeah god will send you to a literal hellscape where you'll be tortured for eternity unless you follow the specific ritual of this certain denomination" >"well yeah only people who accept the word of god can get into heaven" S"well yeah god has planned out everyones life" >"yeah even the ones who go to hell" >"yeah even the ones who aren't given the opportunity to hear about christianity, and are thereby sentenced to hell"
: Anonymous 08/02/21(Mon)09:01:37 No.64799535 >be the divine being that resides over time and space >check in on the monkeys >they've built too many institutions, are losing sight of the purpose of it all >be jesus >antagonize religious institution, remind 187 KB PNG others that love was always more important than the flesh >live and die just so others could have the chance to hear the good word >ff 2000 years >"well yeah, god loves you and will always forgive you" >"well yeah god will send you to a literal hellscape where you'll be tortured for eternity unless you follow the specific ritual of this certain denomination" >"well yeah only people who accept the word of god can get into heaven" S"well yeah god has planned out everyones life" >"yeah even the ones who go to hell" >"yeah even the ones who aren't given the opportunity to hear about christianity, and are thereby sentenced to hell"

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Anon is dating | /r/Greentext

>2008 >be 14 >play wow >meet someone who claims to be girl >didn't really believe but they were really funny so f--- it >played together for like 4 months, then she asked for skype >we started to talk alot >2 months later we agree for a skype cal >it actually was a woman >sperg out, get really nervous >she's nervous too 546.9 kB PNG >after few minutes of stuttering we start joking around >call ended up going for 5 hours >5 months of talking later >she confesses her love for me >i say i love her too >the most happiest moment of my life at the time >lived 3 states away >met twice in 2 years >fast foward 2012 >attend college >tfw the college was in her state >city she lives in was barely an hour away from the capital where college is >i am able to move in with her (she was almost 2 years older) >the next 6 years of my life was perfect and everything i could ever ask for >we play vidya and watch anime al the time, her job isn't too overwhelming but pays well enough, i take various wage cuck jobs just so im not a neet >tfw she is often as horny as i am >2018 >never had any major argument about anything >we decide to marry >didn't want anything too crazy but her dad wanted it to be special >marriage is in the mountains >we get carried away for our wedding night in a wagon carried by a horse because of some tradition >i realize there are 2 other, weird looking people in the wagon >they're f------ tied >confused, look at wife >a blond man sitting where my wife was >"Finally awake!" >mfw Tod Howard did it again
>2008 >be 14 >play wow >meet someone who claims to be girl >didn't really believe but they were really funny so f--- it >played together for like 4 months, then she asked for skype >we started to talk alot >2 months later we agree for a skype cal >it actually was a woman >sperg out, get really nervous >she's nervous too 546.9 kB PNG >after few minutes of stuttering we start joking around >call ended up going for 5 hours >5 months of talking later >she confesses her love for me >i say i love her too >the most happiest moment of my life at the time >lived 3 states away >met twice in 2 years >fast foward 2012 >attend college >tfw the college was in her state >city she lives in was barely an hour away from the capital where college is >i am able to move in with her (she was almost 2 years older) >the next 6 years of my life was perfect and everything i could ever ask for >we play vidya and watch anime al the time, her job isn't too overwhelming but pays well enough, i take various wage cuck jobs just so im not a neet >tfw she is often as horny as i am >2018 >never had any major argument about anything >we decide to marry >didn't want anything too crazy but her dad wanted it to be special >marriage is in the mountains >we get carried away for our wedding night in a wagon carried by a horse because of some tradition >i realize there are 2 other, weird looking people in the wagon >they're f------ tied >confused, look at wife >a blond man sitting where my wife was >"Finally awake!" >mfw Tod Howard did it again

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Anon has a super power | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/01/21(Sun)12:48:17 No.860118574 >Be me >Have mega ant problem >They're resistant to black pepper 40 KB JPG >Bleach >Even liquid ant traps >One day I j------- in bathtub >Don't even clean it because l'm filth >Later I go back in bathroom and see ants have consumed almost all of my boy milk >Within the next couple days, almost all ants are gone >l've weaponized my man nectar
: Anonymous 08/01/21(Sun)12:48:17 No.860118574 >Be me >Have mega ant problem >They're resistant to black pepper 40 KB JPG >Bleach >Even liquid ant traps >One day I j------- in bathtub >Don't even clean it because l'm filth >Later I go back in bathroom and see ants have consumed almost all of my boy milk >Within the next couple days, almost all ants are gone >l've weaponized my man nectar

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Anon likes Charlie Feathers | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/01/21(Sun)23:00:11 No.86012971 >got into rockabilly a few years back >get reccomended Charlie Feathers by a friend >decide to look him up >h--------... >guy was a full blown based hillbilly >called blacks n------ and coloreds 85 KB JPG in a videotaped interview, immediately brushed it off >referred to women as females >probably a schizo, thought there was some secret organization preventing his songs from being well known (no s---, he actually believed this among other schizo beliefs) >Unironically named his son "Bubba" This guy would f------ love 4chan
: Anonymous 08/01/21(Sun)23:00:11 No.86012971 >got into rockabilly a few years back >get reccomended Charlie Feathers by a friend >decide to look him up >h--------... >guy was a full blown based hillbilly >called blacks n------ and coloreds 85 KB JPG in a videotaped interview, immediately brushed it off >referred to women as females >probably a schizo, thought there was some secret organization preventing his songs from being well known (no s---, he actually believed this among other schizo beliefs) >Unironically named his son "Bubba" This guy would f------ love 4chan

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anon has autism | /r/Greentext

cringe thread? > be me > two weeks ago > in school library > watching attack on titan because why the f--- not 7 KB JPG > instincitvely sing badass aot theme > butcher it entirely but can't hear my voice over blaring theme in earphones > SAYTHESEXANDTHEHAYANDTHERAYGUN > breathe next part louder > НОО НАН НОО НАН НОО НАН НОО НАН > hear laughter from behind me > takes earphones off > looks behind me > groups of stacies there > they're laughing at me > slam laptop lid down, stuff it in bag and run the f--- outta there > machine at the exit rings alarm > librarian comes up to me and asks why I was trying to leave without borrowing books > F--- I forgot about the books in my bag > first priority was avoiding the shame > now there's more shame > stacies laugh harder > awkwardly hands over books to her and then sprint back out > mfw never watched anime in public again
cringe thread? > be me > two weeks ago > in school library > watching attack on titan because why the f--- not 7 KB JPG > instincitvely sing badass aot theme > butcher it entirely but can't hear my voice over blaring theme in earphones > SAYTHESEXANDTHEHAYANDTHERAYGUN > breathe next part louder > НОО НАН НОО НАН НОО НАН НОО НАН > hear laughter from behind me > takes earphones off > looks behind me > groups of stacies there > they're laughing at me > slam laptop lid down, stuff it in bag and run the f--- outta there > machine at the exit rings alarm > librarian comes up to me and asks why I was trying to leave without borrowing books > F--- I forgot about the books in my bag > first priority was avoiding the shame > now there's more shame > stacies laugh harder > awkwardly hands over books to her and then sprint back out > mfw never watched anime in public again

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Anon becomes sad | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/01/21(Sun)23:32:52 No.64802155 >be me >listening to japanese city pop playlist >"Stay With Me" by Miki Matsubara starts to play >jamming.png >get curious, wonder what she's been up 8 KB JPG to >google her name >*been dead since 2004* >overwhelming amount of sadness comes over me Why is this world so cruel?
: Anonymous 08/01/21(Sun)23:32:52 No.64802155 >be me >listening to japanese city pop playlist >"Stay With Me" by Miki Matsubara starts to play >jamming.png >get curious, wonder what she's been up 8 KB JPG to >google her name >*been dead since 2004* >overwhelming amount of sadness comes over me Why is this world so cruel?

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Anon dates | /r/Greentext

File: MGSV-TPP-E3-2014-Screen-2(...).jpg (38 KB, 1024x576) Anonymous 09/20/15(Sun)12:24:32 No.34: >>34247747 >>34247855 >>34247867 >Be me >Finally fit after 2 years >get on tinder and post pics of my abs etc >say i'm 6'6" >bitches are loving it >fast forward two weeks >been out with 4 girls, meeting another that night >get to bar, she doesn't look like picture 6/10 >f--- it, it's easy tang >have a couple drinks and then I ask to go back to her place >she is really into it >get a cab and I finger her in the back >get back to her place in harlem >her f------ brother is on the couch >say "oh h-hey how are you doing man" >he looks up and grunts >notice he's playing MGSV >fuckingsweet.jpg >start talking with him about vidya while girl tries to drag me into her room >mfw I spent $120 on drinks and cab fare to play vidya with the girl's brother for 4 hours Got his number, should I text him today?
File: MGSV-TPP-E3-2014-Screen-2(...).jpg (38 KB, 1024x576) Anonymous 09/20/15(Sun)12:24:32 No.34: >>34247747 >>34247855 >>34247867 >Be me >Finally fit after 2 years >get on tinder and post pics of my abs etc >say i'm 6'6" >bitches are loving it >fast forward two weeks >been out with 4 girls, meeting another that night >get to bar, she doesn't look like picture 6/10 >f--- it, it's easy tang >have a couple drinks and then I ask to go back to her place >she is really into it >get a cab and I finger her in the back >get back to her place in harlem >her f------ brother is on the couch >say "oh h-hey how are you doing man" >he looks up and grunts >notice he's playing MGSV >fuckingsweet.jpg >start talking with him about vidya while girl tries to drag me into her room >mfw I spent $120 on drinks and cab fare to play vidya with the girl's brother for 4 hours Got his number, should I text him today?

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Anon giving directions | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/02/21(Mon)10:14:58 No.64802911 >live in town for 10 years >random stranger asks me for obvious directions >freeze for a minute, start thinking really hard >start stuttering and tell him "haha... sorry i don't know, i don't 126 KB PNG live here" Anyone else have this retardation?
: Anonymous 08/02/21(Mon)10:14:58 No.64802911 >live in town for 10 years >random stranger asks me for obvious directions >freeze for a minute, start thinking really hard >start stuttering and tell him "haha... sorry i don't know, i don't 126 KB PNG live here" Anyone else have this retardation?

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Anon makes himself cereal | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/01/21(Sun)21:13:25 No.64800315 >Make bowl of chocolate cereal >Throw cereal in the trash >Drink bowl of chocolate milk 16 KB JPG
: Anonymous 08/01/21(Sun)21:13:25 No.64800315 >Make bowl of chocolate cereal >Throw cereal in the trash >Drink bowl of chocolate milk 16 KB JPG

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Carpet bomb | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/01/21(Sun)20:42:13 No.64799275 i usually only date guys but this is from the 1 gf i had >we are super stoned >she is naked >rolling and laughing on the floor like idiots while trying to do a puzzle >gf gets my attention >lifts her leg like she is going to fart >s---- on the carpet >get infuriated and scream at her for s------- on my carpet >why would she even fart like that with me thats so gross for a girl to do >she cried and cleans it up >make her shower WITH SOÁP so i can f--- her later kinda ruined the day
: Anonymous 08/01/21(Sun)20:42:13 No.64799275 i usually only date guys but this is from the 1 gf i had >we are super stoned >she is naked >rolling and laughing on the floor like idiots while trying to do a puzzle >gf gets my attention >lifts her leg like she is going to fart >s---- on the carpet >get infuriated and scream at her for s------- on my carpet >why would she even fart like that with me thats so gross for a girl to do >she cried and cleans it up >make her shower WITH SOÁP so i can f--- her later kinda ruined the day

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Anon Winning Like Charlie Sheen | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: V+cdTMB1) 11/11/14(Tue)05:49:31 No.578820617 File: Screen Shot 2014-11-11 at.)png (179 KB, 310x294) greentxt time > be me at age 8 > always hung out around woods by playground where i grew up > thought i was too cool for the playground > one day decide to "booby-trap" the playground's sandbox BA > dig 3' díameter hole to bottom of sand > gather epic trap supplies from woods > lay near perfectly-spaced grid of long, thin sticks on top of hole weave giant fern leaves on top of sticks > delicately cover with sand again > mymasterpiece.jpg > hang out on swing, waiting for victims > get impatient and go home > go to playground next day > group of mom's circling my now broken trap > one of their young has fallen in. victory is mine > hear them say "a child couldn't have done this" > "must have been some loser teenagers" > realize i'm a god damn evil genius at the age of 8 > mfw
Anonymous (ID: V+cdTMB1) 11/11/14(Tue)05:49:31 No.578820617 File: Screen Shot 2014-11-11 at.)png (179 KB, 310x294) greentxt time > be me at age 8 > always hung out around woods by playground where i grew up > thought i was too cool for the playground > one day decide to "booby-trap" the playground's sandbox BA > dig 3' díameter hole to bottom of sand > gather epic trap supplies from woods > lay near perfectly-spaced grid of long, thin sticks on top of hole weave giant fern leaves on top of sticks > delicately cover with sand again > mymasterpiece.jpg > hang out on swing, waiting for victims > get impatient and go home > go to playground next day > group of mom's circling my now broken trap > one of their young has fallen in. victory is mine > hear them say "a child couldn't have done this" > "must have been some loser teenagers" > realize i'm a god damn evil genius at the age of 8 > mfw

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Anon was horrified | /r/Greentext

>>859850279 # >be me, 5'3" manlet >manlet, but at least semi 1.32 MB JPG attractive >move to new state >at a bar after unpacking all my s--- >see this monster of a bitch >figure I have zero chance, being literally a foot shorter, but shoot my shot anyways >end up being really smooth, surprise myself >we drink a couple of drinks together >tell her I just moved to the area and probably gonna buy the house l'm renting next week >tells me she wishes she could buy a house >drink, chat more >pretty tipsy, boldly invite her back to my place >expecting a no >"Ja ;)" >ohshit.jpg >we get back to my place >she admires my rustic looking decor, says it reminds her of the farm she grew up on in Germany >me: "cool" >we chat and drink more >end up making out >her large, baseball mitt hands start fumbling with my belt >feel the size of her hands, afraid it's a dude who's about to turn my a------ into blood pudding >feel her t--- >they actually feel nice, not fake >take her shirt off >boobs are normal, no horrific scarring or misplaced n------ >starting to relax >she gets my pants off and starts blowing me >whatthatgermanmouthdo >everything's going awesome >until >she takes her pants off, along with underwear, sits on my d--- >snu snu commences >feels like a forklift just crushed my pelvis >she starts bouncing >most intense pain l've ever felt in my life >legs feel like they're about to break, pelvis is turned to shattered bones >holding back tears >"JA, JA, JAAAA!" >she then picks ME up >slams ME against a wall >essentially uses me and my erection like a dildo to f--- herself >force myself to c-- >"that was nett ;)" >l'm frozen in fear and pain >she eventually grabs her s--- and just leaves >have to phone my buddy to take me to the hospital >he laughs at me the entire time
>>859850279 # >be me, 5'3" manlet >manlet, but at least semi 1.32 MB JPG attractive >move to new state >at a bar after unpacking all my s--- >see this monster of a bitch >figure I have zero chance, being literally a foot shorter, but shoot my shot anyways >end up being really smooth, surprise myself >we drink a couple of drinks together >tell her I just moved to the area and probably gonna buy the house l'm renting next week >tells me she wishes she could buy a house >drink, chat more >pretty tipsy, boldly invite her back to my place >expecting a no >"Ja ;)" >ohshit.jpg >we get back to my place >she admires my rustic looking decor, says it reminds her of the farm she grew up on in Germany >me: "cool" >we chat and drink more >end up making out >her large, baseball mitt hands start fumbling with my belt >feel the size of her hands, afraid it's a dude who's about to turn my a------ into blood pudding >feel her t--- >they actually feel nice, not fake >take her shirt off >boobs are normal, no horrific scarring or misplaced n------ >starting to relax >she gets my pants off and starts blowing me >whatthatgermanmouthdo >everything's going awesome >until >she takes her pants off, along with underwear, sits on my d--- >snu snu commences >feels like a forklift just crushed my pelvis >she starts bouncing >most intense pain l've ever felt in my life >legs feel like they're about to break, pelvis is turned to shattered bones >holding back tears >"JA, JA, JAAAA!" >she then picks ME up >slams ME against a wall >essentially uses me and my erection like a dildo to f--- herself >force myself to c-- >"that was nett ;)" >l'm frozen in fear and pain >she eventually grabs her s--- and just leaves >have to phone my buddy to take me to the hospital >he laughs at me the entire time

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Anon hates the chinese | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/07/19(Sun)00:05:50 No.804036790 >Mao sees birds eat grains >he tells 1 billion chinks to kill all the birds in China so that the birds won't eat their grains anymore >1 billion chinks kill all the birds in China 20 KB JPG >with no more birds, the insect population explodes in China >the insects eat all the grains >45 million chinks starve to death https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Four_Pests_Campaign >Mao needs steel to make buildings >he tells 1 billion chinks to stop farming and working, and instead to melt down all their metal to produce steel >1 billion chinks gather every single piece of metal in sight, including farming tools, pots, and pans >1 billion chinks chop down every single tree in sight to fuel the furnaces, and even tear down their own houses to provide more wood >in the end, 1 billion chinks produce millions of tons of useless pig iron that is completely unusable >1 billion chinks now have no homes to live in, no tools to use for farming, no pots to cook food, no wood to heat the pots, and no food to eat because the insects helped themselves to it with no birds to worry about China. The Chinese really are the stupidest m------------ in history.
: Anonymous 07/07/19(Sun)00:05:50 No.804036790 >Mao sees birds eat grains >he tells 1 billion chinks to kill all the birds in China so that the birds won't eat their grains anymore >1 billion chinks kill all the birds in China 20 KB JPG >with no more birds, the insect population explodes in China >the insects eat all the grains >45 million chinks starve to death https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Four_Pests_Campaign >Mao needs steel to make buildings >he tells 1 billion chinks to stop farming and working, and instead to melt down all their metal to produce steel >1 billion chinks gather every single piece of metal in sight, including farming tools, pots, and pans >1 billion chinks chop down every single tree in sight to fuel the furnaces, and even tear down their own houses to provide more wood >in the end, 1 billion chinks produce millions of tons of useless pig iron that is completely unusable >1 billion chinks now have no homes to live in, no tools to use for farming, no pots to cook food, no wood to heat the pots, and no food to eat because the insects helped themselves to it with no birds to worry about China. The Chinese really are the stupidest m------------ in history.

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Anon is savage | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/02/21 (Mon)13:45:14 No.860178320 >Be me >University f-- >Have to write my master thesis >Because of the rona we aren't allowed to go inside the library >we have to reserve a book online 49 KB JPG and they hand it out to us in front of the library >system is retarded and broken, because if you reserve a taken book it has to be returned immediately by the person who has it >need a book which is available 14 times, 13 are untaken and one is taken >reserve the taken one Bring me my book f-----
: Anonymous 08/02/21 (Mon)13:45:14 No.860178320 >Be me >University f-- >Have to write my master thesis >Because of the rona we aren't allowed to go inside the library >we have to reserve a book online 49 KB JPG and they hand it out to us in front of the library >system is retarded and broken, because if you reserve a taken book it has to be returned immediately by the person who has it >need a book which is available 14 times, 13 are untaken and one is taken >reserve the taken one Bring me my book f-----

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Falkreath guard | /r/Greentext

File: Untitled.jpg (409 KB, 880x555) Anonymous 07/17/14(Thu)22:02:31 No.253681678 > Be me > Be Falkreath Guard > New guy visits town > Suddenly a dragon attacks > Everyone in town starts attacking it > Even the new guy > New guy starts shooting a fire spell out of his hands > I walk in front of him > He hits me with his flames > ohnoyoudidnt.gif > Stop worrying about the dragon > The new guy is clearly the main threat > Everyone starts attacking the new guy > He's trying to fight both the dragon and everyone else > He's can't take us all > He finally dies > People start celebrating > Dragon kills us all > Worth it
File: Untitled.jpg (409 KB, 880x555) Anonymous 07/17/14(Thu)22:02:31 No.253681678 > Be me > Be Falkreath Guard > New guy visits town > Suddenly a dragon attacks > Everyone in town starts attacking it > Even the new guy > New guy starts shooting a fire spell out of his hands > I walk in front of him > He hits me with his flames > ohnoyoudidnt.gif > Stop worrying about the dragon > The new guy is clearly the main threat > Everyone starts attacking the new guy > He's trying to fight both the dragon and everyone else > He's can't take us all > He finally dies > People start celebrating > Dragon kills us all > Worth it

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Anon met someone interesting. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/05/21(Mon)12:23:48 No.64448454 >walk into first day of class >sit down next to some Chinese dude >sits there typing away on messenger on his laptop or whatever, typing in Chinese 25 KB JPG >suddenly turns and asks me and the other guys at the table what we think of our country's "aggressive" stance on the Chinese government, in stilted broken English >"haha I don't know I haven't really been paying attention haha" >nods >goes back to typing in Chinese >spends the whole class typing and not paying attention or contributing >doesn't show up to any future lessons Gee golly, I wonder what he could have been up to.
: Anonymous 07/05/21(Mon)12:23:48 No.64448454 >walk into first day of class >sit down next to some Chinese dude >sits there typing away on messenger on his laptop or whatever, typing in Chinese 25 KB JPG >suddenly turns and asks me and the other guys at the table what we think of our country's "aggressive" stance on the Chinese government, in stilted broken English >"haha I don't know I haven't really been paying attention haha" >nods >goes back to typing in Chinese >spends the whole class typing and not paying attention or contributing >doesn't show up to any future lessons Gee golly, I wonder what he could have been up to.

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Anon has a dangerous job | /r/Greentext

| Anonymous 03/02/21(Tue)18:50:48 No.848679285 >Be me >Poor af >Have wife and 2 children >Wife is sick >No money to get my children education >Have trouble finding jobs >Get dangerous job with a high chance if injury or death 58 KB JPG >Pays well so why not >ffw 1 week >Start operating machine >Get caught inside machine >Struggle for a bit >Machine activates and violently murders me >Limbs flying, blood everywhere >Horribly mangled and mutilated >Security footage gets released >Some redditfag records footage and puts some song over it for internet points >mfw
| Anonymous 03/02/21(Tue)18:50:48 No.848679285 >Be me >Poor af >Have wife and 2 children >Wife is sick >No money to get my children education >Have trouble finding jobs >Get dangerous job with a high chance if injury or death 58 KB JPG >Pays well so why not >ffw 1 week >Start operating machine >Get caught inside machine >Struggle for a bit >Machine activates and violently murders me >Limbs flying, blood everywhere >Horribly mangled and mutilated >Security footage gets released >Some redditfag records footage and puts some song over it for internet points >mfw

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Anon drops real blackpills. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/02/21(Mon)02:10:27 No.64802463 Here are some real blackpills >The only person in your way is you >Women are just people with estrogen >Men are just people with testosterone >Chad doesn't exist >confidence is all an act 93 KB JPG >You won't be happier if you date someone. You'll be just as miserable as before except you'll have dragged someone else into it >The sooner you get off this board, the better >The only thing you have is your loyalty towards people and yourself >You're no better than the women you talk s--- about all day >Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself I don't miss
Anonymous 08/02/21(Mon)02:10:27 No.64802463 Here are some real blackpills >The only person in your way is you >Women are just people with estrogen >Men are just people with testosterone >Chad doesn't exist >confidence is all an act 93 KB JPG >You won't be happier if you date someone. You'll be just as miserable as before except you'll have dragged someone else into it >The sooner you get off this board, the better >The only thing you have is your loyalty towards people and yourself >You're no better than the women you talk s--- about all day >Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself I don't miss

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: Anonymous Girlfriend stories 08/01/21(Sun)18:58:38 No.64798029 >taking a nap in middle of day >wake up >girlfriend is watching xqc at low volume in next room so as not to wake me >pull down pants, spread bare butt cheeks >unleash loud as fart 67 KB JPG >she screams from being startled >yells "I HATE YOU" and turns xqc up to full volume
: Anonymous Girlfriend stories 08/01/21(Sun)18:58:38 No.64798029 >taking a nap in middle of day >wake up >girlfriend is watching xqc at low volume in next room so as not to wake me >pull down pants, spread bare butt cheeks >unleash loud as fart 67 KB JPG >she screams from being startled >yells "I HATE YOU" and turns xqc up to full volume

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