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>2008 >be 14 >play wow >meet someone who claims to be girl >didn't really believe but they were really funny so f--- it >played together for like 4 months, then she asked for skype >we started to talk alot >2 months later we agree for a skype cal >it actually was a woman >sperg out, get really nervous >she's nervous too 546.9 kB PNG >after few minutes of stuttering we start joking around >call ended up going for 5 hours >5 months of talking later >she confesses her love for me >i say i love her too >the most happiest moment of my life at the time >lived 3 states away >met twice in 2 years >fast foward 2012 >attend college >tfw the college was in her state >city she lives in was barely an hour away from the capital where college is >i am able to move in with her (she was almost 2 years older) >the next 6 years of my life was perfect and everything i could ever ask for >we play vidya and watch anime al the time, her job isn't too overwhelming but pays well enough, i take various wage cuck jobs just so im not a neet >tfw she is often as horny as i am >2018 >never had any major argument about anything >we decide to marry >didn't want anything too crazy but her dad wanted it to be special >marriage is in the mountains >we get carried away for our wedding night in a wagon carried by a horse because of some tradition >i realize there are 2 other, weird looking people in the wagon >they're f------ tied >confused, look at wife >a blond man sitting where my wife was >"Finally awake!" >mfw Tod Howard did it again

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: Anonymous 11/06/18(Tue)22:08:34 No.784190163 >>784189907 >be me >also from Cuba >decide to swim to America >jump into ocean >pringles in my pocket in case I get hungry >doinwell.jpg >get hungry after about a half hour >pull out pringles >cap flies off >pringles everywhere >f---.exe >see a shark fin >them n----- like pringles >shark n---- eats all my pringles >starts to come after me >swim the f--- away >shark catches up >bites my leg right the f--- off >about to go for my arm when I see a US coast guard boat >they carry me aboard >pass out >come to a couple hours later in back of grimy American boat >"hey, you're finally awake" >look at the officers nametag >"Todd Howard" not again >>784190258 #
Anonymous 182 KB JPG 02/11/25(Tue)21:45:58 No.702710239 >written to be empowered "anti- male gaze" lesbian protagonists by neil cuckmann >i still want to gaze at them
Anonymous HEY GARDI I KNOW YOU LIKE THE LIPSTICKS TO TEST YOU BUY. BUT COULD YOU PLEASE STOP? I CAN'T FEEL MY CHEEK ANYMORE Mwah JUST A LITTLE BIT MORE MASTER YOU TOLD ME THE SAME THING AN HOUR AGO. I REALLY NEED TO DO THE DINNER SHOPPING. DON'T WORRY, I'LL CALL FOR PIZZA. ♡♡ Mwah SIGH*... OK... 00 02/10/25(Mon)22:28:05 No.702688473 **Mwah ♡♡♡ Mwah 653 KB PNG >so why did you become a pokemon trainer? >oh you know, just my career path... much
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