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>>859850279 # >be me, 5'3" manlet >manlet, but at least semi 1.32 MB JPG attractive >move to new state >at a bar after unpacking all my s--- >see this monster of a bitch >figure I have zero chance, being literally a foot shorter, but shoot my shot anyways >end up being really smooth, surprise myself >we drink a couple of drinks together >tell her I just moved to the area and probably gonna buy the house l'm renting next week >tells me she wishes she could buy a house >drink, chat more >pretty tipsy, boldly invite her back to my place >expecting a no >"Ja ;)" >ohshit.jpg >we get back to my place >she admires my rustic looking decor, says it reminds her of the farm she grew up on in Germany >me: "cool" >we chat and drink more >end up making out >her large, baseball mitt hands start fumbling with my belt >feel the size of her hands, afraid it's a dude who's about to turn my a------ into blood pudding >feel her t--- >they actually feel nice, not fake >take her shirt off >boobs are normal, no horrific scarring or misplaced n------ >starting to relax >she gets my pants off and starts blowing me >whatthatgermanmouthdo >everything's going awesome >until >she takes her pants off, along with underwear, sits on my d--- >snu snu commences >feels like a forklift just crushed my pelvis >she starts bouncing >most intense pain l've ever felt in my life >legs feel like they're about to break, pelvis is turned to shattered bones >holding back tears >"JA, JA, JAAAA!" >she then picks ME up >slams ME against a wall >essentially uses me and my erection like a dildo to f--- herself >force myself to c-- >"that was nett ;)" >l'm frozen in fear and pain >she eventually grabs her s--- and just leaves >have to phone my buddy to take me to the hospital >he laughs at me the entire time

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>>859850279 # >be me, 5'3" manlet >manlet, but at least semi 1.32 MB JPG attractive >move to new state >at a bar after unpacking all my s--- >see this monster of a bitch >figure I have zero chance, being literally a foot shorter, but shoot my shot anyways >end up being really smooth, surprise myself >we drink a couple of drinks together >tell her I just moved to the area and probably gonna buy the house l'm renting next week >tells me she wishes she could buy a house >drink, chat more >pretty tipsy, boldly invite her back to my place >expecting a no >"Ja ;)" >ohshit.jpg >we get back to my place >she admires my rustic looking decor, says it reminds her of the farm she grew up on in Germany >me: "cool" >we chat and drink more >end up making out >her large, baseball mitt hands start fumbling with my belt >feel the size of her hands, afraid it's a dude who's about to turn my a------ into blood pudding >feel her t--- >they actually feel nice, not fake >take her shirt off >boobs are normal, no horrific scarring or misplaced n------ >starting to relax >she gets my pants off and starts blowing me >whatthatgermanmouthdo >everything's going awesome >until >she takes her pants off, along with underwear, sits on my d--- >snu snu commences >feels like a forklift just crushed my pelvis >she starts bouncing >most intense pain l've ever felt in my life >legs feel like they're about to break, pelvis is turned to shattered bones >holding back tears >"JA, JA, JAAAA!" >she then picks ME up >slams ME against a wall >essentially uses me and my erection like a dildo to f--- herself >force myself to c-- >"that was nett ;)" >l'm frozen in fear and pain >she eventually grabs her s--- and just leaves >have to phone my buddy to take me to the hospital >he laughs at me the entire time

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