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: Anonymous 11/24/18(Sat)11:42:13 No.785674598 >be 12 >year 8 (Brit f--) >have extremely squeaky voice >in the middle of a test >class doing it with a new supply >talking to my friend >teacher hears and says if no one 104 KB JPG confesses everyone gets a detention >don't confess >only girls get detention because “she heard a girl talk" >mfw the room was silent except me >mfw wasn't sure how to feel about it
: Anonymous 11/24/18(Sat)11:42:13 No.785674598 >be 12 >year 8 (Brit f--) >have extremely squeaky voice >in the middle of a test >class doing it with a new supply >talking to my friend >teacher hears and says if no one 104 KB JPG confesses everyone gets a detention >don't confess >only girls get detention because “she heard a girl talk" >mfw the room was silent except me >mfw wasn't sure how to feel about it

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Anon is mad | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/22/20(Fri)19:21:22 No.58286746 EDITION FAMILYSI FRuits Skittles During Pride only one nainboes matters S4 #onerainbons TOTALLYTHEBOMB.COM Skittles Is Removing The Color From Their Candies In Support Of Pride Month and I Want Some 1590184161939.jpg 668 KB JPG >skittles make "pride skittles" by removing the colored ones >whites only >it literally says SS on the candy you can't make this s--- up
: Anonymous 05/22/20(Fri)19:21:22 No.58286746 EDITION FAMILYSI FRuits Skittles During Pride only one nainboes matters S4 #onerainbons TOTALLYTHEBOMB.COM Skittles Is Removing The Color From Their Candies In Support Of Pride Month and I Want Some 1590184161939.jpg 668 KB JPG >skittles make "pride skittles" by removing the colored ones >whites only >it literally says SS on the candy you can't make this s--- up

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Anon does anything to get /fit/ | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/16/21(Sun)11:27:44 No.61518283 A nightcrawler worm has 7 grams of protein Anyone else catch and eat worms for cheap gains? When it rains I can easily catch 30 or so in 30 minutes. Thats 210 grams of protein and only 150 calories 84 KB JPG And no, I'm not some commie soiboy. A soiboy would never have the balls to actually eat worms.
: Anonymous 05/16/21(Sun)11:27:44 No.61518283 A nightcrawler worm has 7 grams of protein Anyone else catch and eat worms for cheap gains? When it rains I can easily catch 30 or so in 30 minutes. Thats 210 grams of protein and only 150 calories 84 KB JPG And no, I'm not some commie soiboy. A soiboy would never have the balls to actually eat worms.

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Anon’s Story | /r/Greentext

Sitting at home, alone in the house, i feel actually kind of peacefull, typing this up. I have already accepted my fate. I was diagnosed with cancer a week ago, and the doctors gave me 2 months to live, and right now i just really want to share the story of how i got 7 KB JPG cancer. So here it is. First, a bit of backstory. >Be me, 14 years old >Freshman year >On second day of school, make a friend who we will call Mike >Mike was a few years older than me >Get really close with mike >At the time, kissless virgin >Terrified with girls >Desperate for a girlfriend >Mike tells me that it's easy to talk to girls >Just don't be nervous and talk to one >lv'e always been too nervous to even approach a grill >One day, he literally pushes me infront a girl i like >"Hey this is anon." >Walks away %3D >I panick, and she kind of giggles >We end up talking >Shes actually kind of nice >Me and female become friends Fastforward 2 years later >Me and female end up dating >Dating for a year and a half >We become known as the Lily and Marshal of my highschool >We do everything together >Mike is having a party at his house >Me and female go >l have a few drinks, but gf has alot more than i do >She gets some cigaretts and starts smoking with some guy >Drunkenly tries to make me smoke too >i try it, but have a coughing fit and don't do it again >She starts to get anoyed that i won't smoke with her >"Whatever" she says and walks off visually frustrated >Kept partying with Mike and make a few new friends. >Later, i can't find gf >Start asking around for her >One girl says she saw her go upstairs with >smoker guy Ohfuckno >Mike sees me run upstairs and follows me >Open a bedroom door and see her with her top off, making out with smokerfag >l'm stunned. Speachless >Mike grabs guy and throws him off the bed >Female starts crying and saying sorry >Runs over and hugs me Not gonna ask if i can continut because im not a Cont?c--- : Anonymous 07/27/15(Mon)23:25:05 No.630890540 Cont pleeease : Anonymous 07/27/15(Mon)23:27:19 No.630890983 >Few days later, feel an urge to smoke >Decide "what's the harm" >l end up having one maybe once a week. >Not 19 yet (legel smoking/drinking age in canada) so i have to bum them off of people >turns out female kept on talking and seeing eachother once in a while behind my back Long story short, female dumps me for smokefag >Start smoking to cope with it > I was in love with female, and i still am >l dont know how to deal this. She was my everything >i get super depressed >cry almost every night for 6 months >contemplate suicide >decide i dont want to live without female >decide to get super drunk and give myself alcohol poisoning. Just kind of, fade away peacefully > ive always told mike everything, but i didnt tell him how hurti was by female. > tell him i want to drink > mike lives alone now, so we do it at his house >get super drunk. I cant really remember any of what happened that night >aparently i passed out and he turned me on my side so i wouldnt choke on my own vomit >Wake up and see him sitting in a chair >start crying uncontrollably >tell mike what i tried to do Mike really helped me deal with all the pain, but my smoking habbit stayed >be me >2 weeks ago > lungs feel strange. Sharp pains when i take deep breaths > go to doctor to get it checked out >take some tests > few days later, i get a call from doctor >nervouse as f--- >turns out im completly fine > suicide attempt was a month ago >Still a little depressed, but not suicidal anymore > mike calls or texts me everyday to makesure in ok >one day, mike texts me a link of a funny picture to try and cheer me up >its a link to a picture on 9gag >9gag opens >get cancer
Sitting at home, alone in the house, i feel actually kind of peacefull, typing this up. I have already accepted my fate. I was diagnosed with cancer a week ago, and the doctors gave me 2 months to live, and right now i just really want to share the story of how i got 7 KB JPG cancer. So here it is. First, a bit of backstory. >Be me, 14 years old >Freshman year >On second day of school, make a friend who we will call Mike >Mike was a few years older than me >Get really close with mike >At the time, kissless virgin >Terrified with girls >Desperate for a girlfriend >Mike tells me that it's easy to talk to girls >Just don't be nervous and talk to one >lv'e always been too nervous to even approach a grill >One day, he literally pushes me infront a girl i like >"Hey this is anon." >Walks away %3D >I panick, and she kind of giggles >We end up talking >Shes actually kind of nice >Me and female become friends Fastforward 2 years later >Me and female end up dating >Dating for a year and a half >We become known as the Lily and Marshal of my highschool >We do everything together >Mike is having a party at his house >Me and female go >l have a few drinks, but gf has alot more than i do >She gets some cigaretts and starts smoking with some guy >Drunkenly tries to make me smoke too >i try it, but have a coughing fit and don't do it again >She starts to get anoyed that i won't smoke with her >"Whatever" she says and walks off visually frustrated >Kept partying with Mike and make a few new friends. >Later, i can't find gf >Start asking around for her >One girl says she saw her go upstairs with >smoker guy Ohfuckno >Mike sees me run upstairs and follows me >Open a bedroom door and see her with her top off, making out with smokerfag >l'm stunned. Speachless >Mike grabs guy and throws him off the bed >Female starts crying and saying sorry >Runs over and hugs me Not gonna ask if i can continut because im not a Cont?c--- : Anonymous 07/27/15(Mon)23:25:05 No.630890540 Cont pleeease : Anonymous 07/27/15(Mon)23:27:19 No.630890983 >Few days later, feel an urge to smoke >Decide "what's the harm" >l end up having one maybe once a week. >Not 19 yet (legel smoking/drinking age in canada) so i have to bum them off of people >turns out female kept on talking and seeing eachother once in a while behind my back Long story short, female dumps me for smokefag >Start smoking to cope with it > I was in love with female, and i still am >l dont know how to deal this. She was my everything >i get super depressed >cry almost every night for 6 months >contemplate suicide >decide i dont want to live without female >decide to get super drunk and give myself alcohol poisoning. Just kind of, fade away peacefully > ive always told mike everything, but i didnt tell him how hurti was by female. > tell him i want to drink > mike lives alone now, so we do it at his house >get super drunk. I cant really remember any of what happened that night >aparently i passed out and he turned me on my side so i wouldnt choke on my own vomit >Wake up and see him sitting in a chair >start crying uncontrollably >tell mike what i tried to do Mike really helped me deal with all the pain, but my smoking habbit stayed >be me >2 weeks ago > lungs feel strange. Sharp pains when i take deep breaths > go to doctor to get it checked out >take some tests > few days later, i get a call from doctor >nervouse as f--- >turns out im completly fine > suicide attempt was a month ago >Still a little depressed, but not suicidal anymore > mike calls or texts me everyday to makesure in ok >one day, mike texts me a link of a funny picture to try and cheer me up >its a link to a picture on 9gag >9gag opens >get cancer

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Anon tries CS:GO | /r/Greentext

http://boards.4chan.org/v/thread/325995426/make-an- C A R : Anonymous 01/31/16(Sun)23:19:52 No.325997892 >>326017631 File: 1453421252682.jpg (25 KB, 500x363) >buy CS:GO on winter sale to see why its so popular >join some random match >aim is right on the torso of the enemy >bullet somehow hits the upper left of the screen >guy turns around and kills me while jumping >uninstall the game and ask for a refund Anenymous 01/21/16(Sun)22.22:12 No 225009116 235000100 23500 0030
http://boards.4chan.org/v/thread/325995426/make-an- C A R : Anonymous 01/31/16(Sun)23:19:52 No.325997892 >>326017631 File: 1453421252682.jpg (25 KB, 500x363) >buy CS:GO on winter sale to see why its so popular >join some random match >aim is right on the torso of the enemy >bullet somehow hits the upper left of the screen >guy turns around and kills me while jumping >uninstall the game and ask for a refund Anenymous 01/21/16(Sun)22.22:12 No 225009116 235000100 23500 0030

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Anon plays the flute | /r/Greentext

>Sit next to a fat kid in my class >he's constantly falling asleep >start bringing a flute with me to class >when he falls asleep take the flute out >blow it really hard next to his ear >scares the s--- out of him >tell him its a pokeflute and I was using it to wake the Snorlax >other people start calling him Snorlax >blast that flute into his ear every day for nearly a year >walking to school one day there's a crowd gathered at the entrance >the fat kid is up on the roof wearing a Snorlax costume >tears streaming down his face, he spots me in the crowd >"Good luck waking up the Snorlax now, you bastard!" he yelled just before he dove off of the roof >his body slams hard into the pavement below >everybody starts running around and screaming for help >I rush over to his mangled body >I can hear him breathing wet shallow breaths >he's still alive, but just barely >l pull the flute from my bag >put it right next to his ear >blow the loudest most shrill note I could possibly muster >his head snaps up and he stares at me >I can see the burning hatred in his bloodied eyes as he stares at me >call him a Snorlax >his head drops back down to the pavement >he died on the way to the hospital
>Sit next to a fat kid in my class >he's constantly falling asleep >start bringing a flute with me to class >when he falls asleep take the flute out >blow it really hard next to his ear >scares the s--- out of him >tell him its a pokeflute and I was using it to wake the Snorlax >other people start calling him Snorlax >blast that flute into his ear every day for nearly a year >walking to school one day there's a crowd gathered at the entrance >the fat kid is up on the roof wearing a Snorlax costume >tears streaming down his face, he spots me in the crowd >"Good luck waking up the Snorlax now, you bastard!" he yelled just before he dove off of the roof >his body slams hard into the pavement below >everybody starts running around and screaming for help >I rush over to his mangled body >I can hear him breathing wet shallow breaths >he's still alive, but just barely >l pull the flute from my bag >put it right next to his ear >blow the loudest most shrill note I could possibly muster >his head snaps up and he stares at me >I can see the burning hatred in his bloodied eyes as he stares at me >call him a Snorlax >his head drops back down to the pavement >he died on the way to the hospital

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Anon needs to take his meds | /r/Greentext

File: template-epic-handshake-3(..).jpg (58 KB, 900x506) O RACIAL FITNESS Anonymous 05/14/21(Fri)19:06:16 No.61500637 ► >ASIANS Strength: 1 Speed: 4 Intelligence: 5 Charm: 2 >WHITES Strength: 4 Speed: 2.5 Intelligence: 4 Charm: 2 >BLACKS Strength: 4 Speed: 4.5 Intelligence: 1.5 Charm: 4 >INDIANS Strength: 2 Speed: 2 Intelligence: 4 Charm: 5 >ABOS Strength: 2 Speed: 2 Intelligence: 1 Charm: 3 Sight: 6 Agree or disagree bros? O Anonymous 05/14/21(Fri)19:07:24 No.61500652 >>61500637 (OP) You're f------ retarded OP
File: template-epic-handshake-3(..).jpg (58 KB, 900x506) O RACIAL FITNESS Anonymous 05/14/21(Fri)19:06:16 No.61500637 ► >ASIANS Strength: 1 Speed: 4 Intelligence: 5 Charm: 2 >WHITES Strength: 4 Speed: 2.5 Intelligence: 4 Charm: 2 >BLACKS Strength: 4 Speed: 4.5 Intelligence: 1.5 Charm: 4 >INDIANS Strength: 2 Speed: 2 Intelligence: 4 Charm: 5 >ABOS Strength: 2 Speed: 2 Intelligence: 1 Charm: 3 Sight: 6 Agree or disagree bros? O Anonymous 05/14/21(Fri)19:07:24 No.61500652 >>61500637 (OP) You're f------ retarded OP

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Anon is stupid | /r/Greentext

>just figured out island is pronounced "eye-lind" and not "is- land" why the f--- has nobody corrected me for this in the past 23 f------ years? h-------- I feel like a genuine retarded chimpanzee 27 KB PNG
>just figured out island is pronounced "eye-lind" and not "is- land" why the f--- has nobody corrected me for this in the past 23 f------ years? h-------- I feel like a genuine retarded chimpanzee 27 KB PNG

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Anon thinks he‘s special for thinking | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous I can't be the only one. 05/16/21(Sun)07:23:21 No.63691618 >be me >have constant narrator in my head >always talking, always thinking in words >basically need words to process sensory input from the world >typically think as if I'm having a 42 KB JPG conversation with someone >always thinking about past or future, or some topic or issue >saw youtube video recently that said this can be unhealthy >said it is kind of a coping mechanism >realized most people don't think like I do and instead tune into the world around them >have been trying to change, trying to silence the internal narrator >try to be in moment instead >anyone else know this feel?
: Anonymous I can't be the only one. 05/16/21(Sun)07:23:21 No.63691618 >be me >have constant narrator in my head >always talking, always thinking in words >basically need words to process sensory input from the world >typically think as if I'm having a 42 KB JPG conversation with someone >always thinking about past or future, or some topic or issue >saw youtube video recently that said this can be unhealthy >said it is kind of a coping mechanism >realized most people don't think like I do and instead tune into the world around them >have been trying to change, trying to silence the internal narrator >try to be in moment instead >anyone else know this feel?

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Anon has a laptop | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/15/21(Sat)23:59:36 No.150985924 My friend had a sticker of G---- from Cars on his laptop. He got into cocaine for a few years, and him and his coke buddies would make 28 KB JPG their lines on the G---- sticker, and said "pit stop" after every hit. >>150986141 # >>150986735 # >>150986983 # >>150987709 #
: Anonymous 05/15/21(Sat)23:59:36 No.150985924 My friend had a sticker of G---- from Cars on his laptop. He got into cocaine for a few years, and him and his coke buddies would make 28 KB JPG their lines on the G---- sticker, and said "pit stop" after every hit. >>150986141 # >>150986735 # >>150986983 # >>150987709 #

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Anon wonders why liveleak got shut down | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/15/21(Sat)17:53:09 No.854514283 With Liveleak and Best Gore gone now what are the next best Live Leak alternatives /b/ros? Looking for some uncensored videos of current conflict in Gaza/Palestine/lsrael as well. 19 KB JPG : Anonymous 05/15/21(Sat)17:53:46 No.854514324 >>854514283 (OP) # isn't it weird how those got shut down right before israel started a new war
: Anonymous 05/15/21(Sat)17:53:09 No.854514283 With Liveleak and Best Gore gone now what are the next best Live Leak alternatives /b/ros? Looking for some uncensored videos of current conflict in Gaza/Palestine/lsrael as well. 19 KB JPG : Anonymous 05/15/21(Sat)17:53:46 No.854514324 >>854514283 (OP) # isn't it weird how those got shut down right before israel started a new war

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Anon is having acute renal failure. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/07/21(Sun)17:39:09 No.8490226 Day 6 of urine retention 228 KB JPG
Anonymous 03/07/21(Sun)17:39:09 No.8490226 Day 6 of urine retention 228 KB JPG

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anon explains the purpose of his gains. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous what is your "end goal", anon?(...) 07/23/20(Thu) 16:32:28 No.56584035 what is the main goal with your /fit/ lifestyle? Is it to stay healthy the rest of your life? To get in shape to find a decent partner? Or are you just fighting off the feeling of depression? 158 KB JPG : Anonymous 07/23/20(Thu) 16:35:13 No.56584062 >>56584035 (OP) # The complete destruction of the state of Israel. >>56584110 # >>56584111 # >>56584120 # >>56584126 # >>56584152 # >>56584169 # >>56584173 # >>56584180 # >>56584366 # >>56584435 # >>56584537 # >>56584569 # >>56584955 # >>56585050 # >>56585190 # >>56585220 # >>56585229 # >>56585303 # >>56585315 # >>56585626 # >>56585751 # >>56585830 # >>56585958 # >>56585978 # >>56585997 # >>56586080 # >>56586146 # >>56586355 # >>56586417 # >>56586477 # >>56586602 # >>56586738 # >>56587656 # >>56587689 # >>56587850 # >>56588158 # >>56588198 # >>56588943 # >>56589062 # >>56589128 # >>56589506 # >>56589533 #
: Anonymous what is your "end goal", anon?(...) 07/23/20(Thu) 16:32:28 No.56584035 what is the main goal with your /fit/ lifestyle? Is it to stay healthy the rest of your life? To get in shape to find a decent partner? Or are you just fighting off the feeling of depression? 158 KB JPG : Anonymous 07/23/20(Thu) 16:35:13 No.56584062 >>56584035 (OP) # The complete destruction of the state of Israel. >>56584110 # >>56584111 # >>56584120 # >>56584126 # >>56584152 # >>56584169 # >>56584173 # >>56584180 # >>56584366 # >>56584435 # >>56584537 # >>56584569 # >>56584955 # >>56585050 # >>56585190 # >>56585220 # >>56585229 # >>56585303 # >>56585315 # >>56585626 # >>56585751 # >>56585830 # >>56585958 # >>56585978 # >>56585997 # >>56586080 # >>56586146 # >>56586355 # >>56586417 # >>56586477 # >>56586602 # >>56586738 # >>56587656 # >>56587689 # >>56587850 # >>56588158 # >>56588198 # >>56588943 # >>56589062 # >>56589128 # >>56589506 # >>56589533 #

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Anon stands up for the little guy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Womanlet Revenge 10/17/17(Tue)20:20:28 No.40480576 >See constant threads about girls s------- on manlets on /r9k/ >Be 6ft 2in white guy >Be borderline sociopathic, barely have any empathy >Use Tinder and match with only 53 KB PNG really short girls >Exclusively seek out shorter girls (5ft 4in or below) >Talk to them and casually bring about short guys >if any of them talk s--- about manlets or say they're gross, I start pursuing them harder >Ask them out with the promise of sex >Take a small bottle of mustard water and hide it in my jacket >Go to the roastie w----- place >Make out or whatever and then right before we're about to f--- ask to be excused and go to the bathroom >down the mustard water >go back to see her >hold back the vomit >When their clothes come off I immediately start vomiting all over and spray it as much as I can >roastie is horrified >I tell them I find their shortness disgusting and I feel l'd be f------ a child >I leave telling them they shouldnt date tall guys and to stick to manlets I've successfully done this 10 times in the last 6 months. They always end up crying or freaking out and I j------- to that thought when I get home. I'm doing this for you my manlet brothers, its not your fault you didn't have the genetic lottery. F--- those roastie w-----. 73 Replies / 21 Images View Thread
: Anonymous Womanlet Revenge 10/17/17(Tue)20:20:28 No.40480576 >See constant threads about girls s------- on manlets on /r9k/ >Be 6ft 2in white guy >Be borderline sociopathic, barely have any empathy >Use Tinder and match with only 53 KB PNG really short girls >Exclusively seek out shorter girls (5ft 4in or below) >Talk to them and casually bring about short guys >if any of them talk s--- about manlets or say they're gross, I start pursuing them harder >Ask them out with the promise of sex >Take a small bottle of mustard water and hide it in my jacket >Go to the roastie w----- place >Make out or whatever and then right before we're about to f--- ask to be excused and go to the bathroom >down the mustard water >go back to see her >hold back the vomit >When their clothes come off I immediately start vomiting all over and spray it as much as I can >roastie is horrified >I tell them I find their shortness disgusting and I feel l'd be f------ a child >I leave telling them they shouldnt date tall guys and to stick to manlets I've successfully done this 10 times in the last 6 months. They always end up crying or freaking out and I j------- to that thought when I get home. I'm doing this for you my manlet brothers, its not your fault you didn't have the genetic lottery. F--- those roastie w-----. 73 Replies / 21 Images View Thread

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Canon loves his mom. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/12/20(Sat)16:24:43 No.60012186 >Try to start a Youtube >Post every day >30 days in >Embarrassed about my videos >only viewer is mom >she comments positive things on 10 KB JPG every video Thanks Mom
: Anonymous 09/12/20(Sat)16:24:43 No.60012186 >Try to start a Youtube >Post every day >30 days in >Embarrassed about my videos >only viewer is mom >she comments positive things on 10 KB JPG every video Thanks Mom

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Anon is a hacker | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/16/21(Sun)00:37:59 No.854528611 >be measly russian hacker >breach weak security of United States gasoline pipeline >demand $5million in bitcoins >angry old man screams to me "you lying pony dog" >continues to babble nonsense 101 KB JPG about Cornpops cereal and amtrak trains >i hang up on the old fool. perhaps him ill. >pipeline company calls back and apologize >sending bitcoin right over
: Anonymous 05/16/21(Sun)00:37:59 No.854528611 >be measly russian hacker >breach weak security of United States gasoline pipeline >demand $5million in bitcoins >angry old man screams to me "you lying pony dog" >continues to babble nonsense 101 KB JPG about Cornpops cereal and amtrak trains >i hang up on the old fool. perhaps him ill. >pipeline company calls back and apologize >sending bitcoin right over

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Anon goes bald | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/15/21(Sat)19:25:47 No.63683187 >tfw oldfag >start to see my hair thining last <- month >say f--- it and shave it all breaking bad style >end up feeling alot better after a while 258 KB JPG >people from my gaming store I go to all the time say I look like a army drone or a monk now >in the store yesterday and got asked out by a girl out of nowhere This never happened with hair, you guys where dead wrong, this is the best s--- to ever happen to me. May be leaving robotdom now, Post more blackpills so I know what not to do lol.
: Anonymous 05/15/21(Sat)19:25:47 No.63683187 >tfw oldfag >start to see my hair thining last <- month >say f--- it and shave it all breaking bad style >end up feeling alot better after a while 258 KB JPG >people from my gaming store I go to all the time say I look like a army drone or a monk now >in the store yesterday and got asked out by a girl out of nowhere This never happened with hair, you guys where dead wrong, this is the best s--- to ever happen to me. May be leaving robotdom now, Post more blackpills so I know what not to do lol.

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A day in the life in Brazil | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: Owixse6M 05/14/21(Fri)16:36:42 No.321578057 >>321575733 # Day in life of Brazil: >Wake up 5am >Eat a swamp rat for breakfast >Mom kisses you before you leave breath still smells of c-- 265 KB JPG and cigarettes after being h----- all night >Dodge bullets in the favela on the way to school >Spend morning selling drugs at school to help pay for Dads sex change >pray to Christ Redeemer you make enough money to have drugs left over for you and your 6yr old brother >Lunchtime Sopa de Macaco >Afternoon horticulture learn chop down endangered trees >Afterschool music lessons learn same 2step beat Reggaton 4 hours >Have to walk long way home because police firefight in 22nd ramshackle street >Get home, wake mum up for dinner >She orders a pizza with banana, peanuts, olives, egg and peas >>321578420 # >>321579272 # >>321587413 # >>321587811 #
: Anonymous (ID: Owixse6M 05/14/21(Fri)16:36:42 No.321578057 >>321575733 # Day in life of Brazil: >Wake up 5am >Eat a swamp rat for breakfast >Mom kisses you before you leave breath still smells of c-- 265 KB JPG and cigarettes after being h----- all night >Dodge bullets in the favela on the way to school >Spend morning selling drugs at school to help pay for Dads sex change >pray to Christ Redeemer you make enough money to have drugs left over for you and your 6yr old brother >Lunchtime Sopa de Macaco >Afternoon horticulture learn chop down endangered trees >Afterschool music lessons learn same 2step beat Reggaton 4 hours >Have to walk long way home because police firefight in 22nd ramshackle street >Get home, wake mum up for dinner >She orders a pizza with banana, peanuts, olives, egg and peas >>321578420 # >>321579272 # >>321587413 # >>321587811 #

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Anonymous (ID: BAVUT6+) 06/01/14(Sun)23:11:58 No.549162040 >>549162163 >be 12 >want to order pay per view p--- >use dads credit card >record it on vhs so id have it forever >wait for bill to come in mail >get on microsoft paint and remove the p--- >put in titanic >put bill back in the mail >dad yells at me for renting titanic without permission, but nothing worse if you wanna pull a big heist, you gotta take a small hit
Anonymous (ID: BAVUT6+) 06/01/14(Sun)23:11:58 No.549162040 >>549162163 >be 12 >want to order pay per view p--- >use dads credit card >record it on vhs so id have it forever >wait for bill to come in mail >get on microsoft paint and remove the p--- >put in titanic >put bill back in the mail >dad yells at me for renting titanic without permission, but nothing worse if you wanna pull a big heist, you gotta take a small hit

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Anonymous 03/14/16(Mon)19:12:47 No.330768867 >330769628 >>330768468 >on deathbed surrounded by family >images of life flashing by >50 years of top tier p--- in a blink of an eye, its far too much >c-- all over myself in my last moment
Anonymous 03/14/16(Mon)19:12:47 No.330768867 >330769628 >>330768468 >on deathbed surrounded by family >images of life flashing by >50 years of top tier p--- in a blink of an eye, its far too much >c-- all over myself in my last moment

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