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Anon plays the flute | /r/Greentext

>Sit next to a fat kid in my class >he's constantly falling asleep >start bringing a flute with me to class >when he falls asleep take the flute out >blow it really hard next to his ear >scares the s--- out of him >tell him its a pokeflute and I was using it to wake the Snorlax >other people start calling him Snorlax >blast that flute into his ear every day for nearly a year >walking to school one day there's a crowd gathered at the entrance >the fat kid is up on the roof wearing a Snorlax costume >tears streaming down his face, he spots me in the crowd >"Good luck waking up the Snorlax now, you bastard!" he yelled just before he dove off of the roof >his body slams hard into the pavement below >everybody starts running around and screaming for help >I rush over to his mangled body >I can hear him breathing wet shallow breaths >he's still alive, but just barely >l pull the flute from my bag >put it right next to his ear >blow the loudest most shrill note I could possibly muster >his head snaps up and he stares at me >I can see the burning hatred in his bloodied eyes as he stares at me >call him a Snorlax >his head drops back down to the pavement >he died on the way to the hospital
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    Anonymous 09/16/20(Wed)23:11:57 No.1705950 >>17059546 >>17059609 >>17059665 File: 1587894210677.jpg (103 KB, 733x486) >I consider myself a patient man, Harry. I overlooked that time you kept sneaking trans students polyjuice potion containing their own hair, making them turn back into their normal selves, despite the suicides. >I was even willing to turn a blind eye to you casting memory charms on post op hufflepuffs, because the look on their faces when you showed them a mirror was frankly hilarious, but this fine you've gone too far. >you have to understand that sectumsempra is dangerous magic, Harry, and I can't just let you go round telling Hufflepuffs that it's an instant transition spell if they point it at their crotch. >I hope you understand the gravity of this situation, and see why I'm only awarding you 42 points
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    Anonymous 46 KB PNG >>62849459 (OP) # >Be me >17 >Have younger sister, 13 at the time >Parents going out for the night >Take sister out to a movie cause bored >Popcorn, soda, the works. Some capeshit movie. >Have a fun night, she gives me a hug and says thanks after >Feelsgoodman Probably would have roped years ago if not for my family
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    Anonymous (ID: ILoYufmu) 06/25/24(Tue)00:13:18 No.58678292 PSYCHO BITCH >Be me >16 >Go to a boarding school. >It has a work program. from Hell Completely unpaid. All the money you 80 KB JPG make goes to your tuition and the school requires you to work. >A non-profit that works with the school hires me. >It's basically a charity that takes care of old people. >Get assigned to work at a Goodwill knock off for some reason >Boss isn't even that old (probably 55 at most) yet the program considers her the old person I'm supposed to help. >Get screamed at for doing homework on the clock (the guy I worked with previously was fine with it but I guess she has different rules). >Asked to vacuum the book room. I do it and she bitches at me for adjusting it while I'm vacuuming. >Clean her office next and there's papers all over the place. Pick them up and I get accused of stealing company secrets. (What the f--- those secrets are I have no clue). >The building's water has that really bad sulfur taste because the plumbing is ancient. Ask my other boss if I can have some Sprite out of the fridge because I'm thirsty and the water is making me gag / giving me a sore throat and she says yes. >Psycho bitch boss finds out I had something out of the fridge and accuses me of stealing from the company. Apparently I'm only allowed to ask her permission for stuff from the fridge. She holds onto this grudge for a whole week and even tries to take it up with the school and my parents. >Eventually get tired of her s--- and just stop showing up to work one day. >Get moved to the school cafeteria and actually like working there because my previous job was so bad. So box. Anyone else have any worst boss ever stories?
    Anonymous (ID: ILoYufmu) 06/25/24(Tue)00:13:18 No.58678292 PSYCHO BITCH >Be me >16 >Go to a boarding school. >It has a work program. from Hell Completely unpaid. All the money you 80 KB JPG make goes to your tuition and the school requires you to work. >A non-profit that works with the school hires me. >It's basically a charity that takes care of old people. >Get assigned to work at a Goodwill knock off for some reason >Boss isn't even that old (probably 55 at most) yet the program considers her the old person I'm supposed to help. >Get screamed at for doing homework on the clock (the guy I worked with previously was fine with it but I guess she has different rules). >Asked to vacuum the book room. I do it and she bitches at me for adjusting it while I'm vacuuming. >Clean her office next and there's papers all over the place. Pick them up and I get accused of stealing company secrets. (What the f--- those secrets are I have no clue). >The building's water has that really bad sulfur taste because the plumbing is ancient. Ask my other boss if I can have some Sprite out of the fridge because I'm thirsty and the water is making me gag / giving me a sore throat and she says yes. >Psycho bitch boss finds out I had something out of the fridge and accuses me of stealing from the company. Apparently I'm only allowed to ask her permission for stuff from the fridge. She holds onto this grudge for a whole week and even tries to take it up with the school and my parents. >Eventually get tired of her s--- and just stop showing up to work one day. >Get moved to the school cafeteria and actually like working there because my previous job was so bad. So box. Anyone else have any worst boss ever stories?
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    SMOKY MOUNTAINS VIDEO: Black bear startles guests, employee at >be black bear >see a nature park built directly in the middle of my forest Anakeesta concession stand >wander around the place EAT HEAL PM EDT 62 KB JPG looking for food >see a woman, run away scared shitless >get a f------ hit squad send out to euthanize me >die and enter a higher plane of existence >mfw humans on the other side of the continent heard about my death and are talking about how scary I was and how they would shoot me faster if they saw me in person w--? : Anonymous >>2747858 (OP) # >go outdoors 06/24/24(Mon) 19:56:16 No.2747869 >have non threatening encounter with wildlife >kill it Many such cases. Whether or not someone kills something like a snake or spider that's minding its own business and is not threatening anything is a good test for whether or not they deserve to be treated as human
    SMOKY MOUNTAINS VIDEO: Black bear startles guests, employee at >be black bear >see a nature park built directly in the middle of my forest Anakeesta concession stand >wander around the place EAT HEAL PM EDT 62 KB JPG looking for food >see a woman, run away scared shitless >get a f------ hit squad send out to euthanize me >die and enter a higher plane of existence >mfw humans on the other side of the continent heard about my death and are talking about how scary I was and how they would shoot me faster if they saw me in person w--? : Anonymous >>2747858 (OP) # >go outdoors 06/24/24(Mon) 19:56:16 No.2747869 >have non threatening encounter with wildlife >kill it Many such cases. Whether or not someone kills something like a snake or spider that's minding its own business and is not threatening anything is a good test for whether or not they deserve to be treated as human
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