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: Anonymous 11/24/18(Sat)11:42:13 No.785674598 >be 12 >year 8 (Brit f--) >have extremely squeaky voice >in the middle of a test >class doing it with a new supply >talking to my friend >teacher hears and says if no one 104 KB JPG confesses everyone gets a detention >don't confess >only girls get detention because “she heard a girl talk" >mfw the room was silent except me >mfw wasn't sure how to feel about it

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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: Anonymous 05/22/20(Fri)19:21:22 No.58286746 EDITION FAMILYSI FRuits Skittles During Pride only one nainboes matters S4 #onerainbons TOTALLYTHEBOMB.COM Skittles Is Removing The Color From Their Candies In Support Of Pride Month and I Want Some 1590184161939.jpg 668 KB JPG >skittles make "pride skittles" by removing the colored ones >whites only >it literally says SS on the candy you can't make this s--- up

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Anon does anything to get /fit/ | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/16/21(Sun)11:27:44 No.61518283 A nightcrawler worm has 7 grams of protein Anyone else catch and eat worms for cheap gains? When it rains I can easily catch 30 or so in 30 minutes. Thats 210 grams of protein and only 150 calories 84 KB JPG And no, I'm not some commie soiboy. A soiboy would never have the balls to actually eat worms.

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Anon’s Story | /r/Greentext

Sitting at home, alone in the house, i feel actually kind of peacefull, typing this up. I have already accepted my fate. I was diagnosed with cancer a week ago, and the doctors gave me 2 months to live, and right now i just really want to share the story of how i got 7 KB JPG cancer. So here it is. First, a bit of backstory. >Be me, 14 years old >Freshman year >On second day of school, make a friend who we will call Mike >Mike was a few years older than me >Get really close with mike >At the time, kissless virgin >Terrified with girls >Desperate for a girlfriend >Mike tells me that it's easy to talk to girls >Just don't be nervous and talk to one >lv'e always been too nervous to even approach a grill >One day, he literally pushes me infront a girl i like >"Hey this is anon." >Walks away %3D >I panick, and she kind of giggles >We end up talking >Shes actually kind of nice >Me and female become friends Fastforward 2 years later >Me and female end up dating >Dating for a year and a half >We become known as the Lily and Marshal of my highschool >We do everything together >Mike is having a party at his house >Me and female go >l have a few drinks, but gf has alot more than i do >She gets some cigaretts and starts smoking with some guy >Drunkenly tries to make me smoke too >i try it, but have a coughing fit and don't do it again >She starts to get anoyed that i won't smoke with her >"Whatever" she says and walks off visually frustrated >Kept partying with Mike and make a few new friends. >Later, i can't find gf >Start asking around for her >One girl says she saw her go upstairs with >smoker guy Ohfuckno >Mike sees me run upstairs and follows me >Open a bedroom door and see her with her top off, making out with smokerfag >l'm stunned. Speachless >Mike grabs guy and throws him off the bed >Female starts crying and saying sorry >Runs over and hugs me Not gonna ask if i can continut because im not a Cont?c--- : Anonymous 07/27/15(Mon)23:25:05 No.630890540 Cont pleeease : Anonymous 07/27/15(Mon)23:27:19 No.630890983 >Few days later, feel an urge to smoke >Decide "what's the harm" >l end up having one maybe once a week. >Not 19 yet (legel smoking/drinking age in canada) so i have to bum them off of people >turns out female kept on talking and seeing eachother once in a while behind my back Long story short, female dumps me for smokefag >Start smoking to cope with it > I was in love with female, and i still am >l dont know how to deal this. She was my everything >i get super depressed >cry almost every night for 6 months >contemplate suicide >decide i dont want to live without female >decide to get super drunk and give myself alcohol poisoning. Just kind of, fade away peacefully > ive always told mike everything, but i didnt tell him how hurti was by female. > tell him i want to drink > mike lives alone now, so we do it at his house >get super drunk. I cant really remember any of what happened that night >aparently i passed out and he turned me on my side so i wouldnt choke on my own vomit >Wake up and see him sitting in a chair >start crying uncontrollably >tell mike what i tried to do Mike really helped me deal with all the pain, but my smoking habbit stayed >be me >2 weeks ago > lungs feel strange. Sharp pains when i take deep breaths > go to doctor to get it checked out >take some tests > few days later, i get a call from doctor >nervouse as f--- >turns out im completly fine > suicide attempt was a month ago >Still a little depressed, but not suicidal anymore > mike calls or texts me everyday to makesure in ok >one day, mike texts me a link of a funny picture to try and cheer me up >its a link to a picture on 9gag >9gag opens >get cancer

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Anon tries CS:GO | /r/Greentext

http://boards.4chan.org/v/thread/325995426/make-an- C A R : Anonymous 01/31/16(Sun)23:19:52 No.325997892 >>326017631 File: 1453421252682.jpg (25 KB, 500x363) >buy CS:GO on winter sale to see why its so popular >join some random match >aim is right on the torso of the enemy >bullet somehow hits the upper left of the screen >guy turns around and kills me while jumping >uninstall the game and ask for a refund Anenymous 01/21/16(Sun)22.22:12 No 225009116 235000100 23500 0030

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Anon plays the flute | /r/Greentext

>Sit next to a fat kid in my class >he's constantly falling asleep >start bringing a flute with me to class >when he falls asleep take the flute out >blow it really hard next to his ear >scares the s--- out of him >tell him its a pokeflute and I was using it to wake the Snorlax >other people start calling him Snorlax >blast that flute into his ear every day for nearly a year >walking to school one day there's a crowd gathered at the entrance >the fat kid is up on the roof wearing a Snorlax costume >tears streaming down his face, he spots me in the crowd >"Good luck waking up the Snorlax now, you bastard!" he yelled just before he dove off of the roof >his body slams hard into the pavement below >everybody starts running around and screaming for help >I rush over to his mangled body >I can hear him breathing wet shallow breaths >he's still alive, but just barely >l pull the flute from my bag >put it right next to his ear >blow the loudest most shrill note I could possibly muster >his head snaps up and he stares at me >I can see the burning hatred in his bloodied eyes as he stares at me >call him a Snorlax >his head drops back down to the pavement >he died on the way to the hospital

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Anon needs to take his meds | /r/Greentext

File: template-epic-handshake-3(..).jpg (58 KB, 900x506) O RACIAL FITNESS Anonymous 05/14/21(Fri)19:06:16 No.61500637 ► >ASIANS Strength: 1 Speed: 4 Intelligence: 5 Charm: 2 >WHITES Strength: 4 Speed: 2.5 Intelligence: 4 Charm: 2 >BLACKS Strength: 4 Speed: 4.5 Intelligence: 1.5 Charm: 4 >INDIANS Strength: 2 Speed: 2 Intelligence: 4 Charm: 5 >ABOS Strength: 2 Speed: 2 Intelligence: 1 Charm: 3 Sight: 6 Agree or disagree bros? O Anonymous 05/14/21(Fri)19:07:24 No.61500652 >>61500637 (OP) You're f------ retarded OP

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>just figured out island is pronounced "eye-lind" and not "is- land" why the f--- has nobody corrected me for this in the past 23 f------ years? h-------- I feel like a genuine retarded chimpanzee 27 KB PNG

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Anon thinks he‘s special for thinking | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous I can't be the only one. 05/16/21(Sun)07:23:21 No.63691618 >be me >have constant narrator in my head >always talking, always thinking in words >basically need words to process sensory input from the world >typically think as if I'm having a 42 KB JPG conversation with someone >always thinking about past or future, or some topic or issue >saw youtube video recently that said this can be unhealthy >said it is kind of a coping mechanism >realized most people don't think like I do and instead tune into the world around them >have been trying to change, trying to silence the internal narrator >try to be in moment instead >anyone else know this feel?

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: Anonymous 05/15/21(Sat)23:59:36 No.150985924 My friend had a sticker of G---- from Cars on his laptop. He got into cocaine for a few years, and him and his coke buddies would make 28 KB JPG their lines on the G---- sticker, and said "pit stop" after every hit. >>150986141 # >>150986735 # >>150986983 # >>150987709 #

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: Anonymous 05/15/21(Sat)17:53:09 No.854514283 With Liveleak and Best Gore gone now what are the next best Live Leak alternatives /b/ros? Looking for some uncensored videos of current conflict in Gaza/Palestine/lsrael as well. 19 KB JPG : Anonymous 05/15/21(Sat)17:53:46 No.854514324 >>854514283 (OP) # isn't it weird how those got shut down right before israel started a new war

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