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: Anonymous 03/31/21(Wed)04:33:16 No.62992511 >be me >be 12 >playing minecraft >the software my mom and dad put on the computer is going to kick me off in 30 minutes 258 KB PNG >mom and dad are fighting >the timer is running out >they're still fighting >l'm not having any fun >l need to have fun now I'm running out of time >mom and dad are still fighting >I need to have fun NOW BEFORE IT RUNS OUT OF TIME >10 MINUTES LEFT ON THE TIMER >MOM AND DAD ARE STILL FIGHTING >5 MINUTES LEFT >l'M NOT DONE YET I DIDNT HAVE ANY FUN TODAY >l'M NOT READY TO GET OFF >MOM AND DAD ARE STILL FIGHTING >THE TIMER FINISHES >IT KICKS ME OUT OF MY ACCOUNT >I DONT KNOW THE ADMIN PASSWORD >MOM AND DAD ARE STILL FIGHTING >sit in room alone >i can hear mom and dad fighting upstairs >cry because I'm not allowed more time on the computer >tomorrow is Monday >I can't play computer on school days >mom and dad are still fighting >cry
: Anonymous 03/31/21(Wed)04:33:16 No.62992511 >be me >be 12 >playing minecraft >the software my mom and dad put on the computer is going to kick me off in 30 minutes 258 KB PNG >mom and dad are fighting >the timer is running out >they're still fighting >l'm not having any fun >l need to have fun now I'm running out of time >mom and dad are still fighting >I need to have fun NOW BEFORE IT RUNS OUT OF TIME >10 MINUTES LEFT ON THE TIMER >MOM AND DAD ARE STILL FIGHTING >5 MINUTES LEFT >l'M NOT DONE YET I DIDNT HAVE ANY FUN TODAY >l'M NOT READY TO GET OFF >MOM AND DAD ARE STILL FIGHTING >THE TIMER FINISHES >IT KICKS ME OUT OF MY ACCOUNT >I DONT KNOW THE ADMIN PASSWORD >MOM AND DAD ARE STILL FIGHTING >sit in room alone >i can hear mom and dad fighting upstairs >cry because I'm not allowed more time on the computer >tomorrow is Monday >I can't play computer on school days >mom and dad are still fighting >cry

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Femanon has autism | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/19/21(Mon)13:33:01 No.852440529 /RFI I've never done one of these so don't get mad if I mess something up please neets >be me 49 KB JPG >18 year old girl (not posting t--- and not gtfo'ing) >prefers hanging out with boys but not enough to become a tomboy out of fear of dad thinking l'm a weirdo >hang out with boys because they are cooler >hang out with 1 boy more so than the other boys >develop feelings for him >he thinks I like him, which I do, so he asks me out and I say no out of fear of messing something up >he asks me why I hang out with him if I don't wanna date him >lie that I'm a lesbian for whatever f------ reason >he believes me >he starts looking at other girls >anger and jealously.jpg >feel like s--- >too scared to tell him that l actually lied to him what do I do
: Anonymous 04/19/21(Mon)13:33:01 No.852440529 /RFI I've never done one of these so don't get mad if I mess something up please neets >be me 49 KB JPG >18 year old girl (not posting t--- and not gtfo'ing) >prefers hanging out with boys but not enough to become a tomboy out of fear of dad thinking l'm a weirdo >hang out with boys because they are cooler >hang out with 1 boy more so than the other boys >develop feelings for him >he thinks I like him, which I do, so he asks me out and I say no out of fear of messing something up >he asks me why I hang out with him if I don't wanna date him >lie that I'm a lesbian for whatever f------ reason >he believes me >he starts looking at other girls >anger and jealously.jpg >feel like s--- >too scared to tell him that l actually lied to him what do I do

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Anon goes to university | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/18/21(Sun)02:42:47 No.63268482 >go to university >expect a Plato's Academy experience with the country's top intellectual minds >first day >"okay everyone get into circles and introduce yourselves" 161 KB JPG >huh >"I'm your professor and friend and I go by she/he pronouns" >what >"tonight's assignment will be to write a response to this material I wrote" >why >buy $1000 worth of professor's s--- >professor doesn't actually read your responses >disagree with professor's opinion >get low participation grade >start agreeing >get a higher grade >entire school puts minimum effort into everything >cheating rampant >rona hits >go into $50k debt for zoom streams
: Anonymous 04/18/21(Sun)02:42:47 No.63268482 >go to university >expect a Plato's Academy experience with the country's top intellectual minds >first day >"okay everyone get into circles and introduce yourselves" 161 KB JPG >huh >"I'm your professor and friend and I go by she/he pronouns" >what >"tonight's assignment will be to write a response to this material I wrote" >why >buy $1000 worth of professor's s--- >professor doesn't actually read your responses >disagree with professor's opinion >get low participation grade >start agreeing >get a higher grade >entire school puts minimum effort into everything >cheating rampant >rona hits >go into $50k debt for zoom streams

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Anon is productive | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/18/21(Sun)23:32:06 No.852395949 > be me > put phone on do not disturb to work on assignments > check phone after 5 hours > 0 notifications > mfw 151 KB PNG : Anonymous 04/18/21(Sun)23:32:50 No.852395998
: Anonymous 04/18/21(Sun)23:32:06 No.852395949 > be me > put phone on do not disturb to work on assignments > check phone after 5 hours > 0 notifications > mfw 151 KB PNG : Anonymous 04/18/21(Sun)23:32:50 No.852395998

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anon says the n-word | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/13/21(Tue)22:51:26 No.852011165 >Be me >Be in English class in Highschool >Very conservative school, yet there is one very liberal girl who happens to be black >She is also very stupid >Go up and ask, "Say sniggers 3 times 13 KB JPG fast" >"Niggersniggersniggers?" >Whole class turns their heads >"N------" Calls out a white boy in the back. >One by one they all start chanting "N------! N------! N------!" >Even the teacher joins in Someone begins shouting "LEAVE" between the N------. >Whole classroom shouts "LEAVE! N------!" >Liberal black girl begins bawling. >Leaves >Whole classroom cheers and gets back to work >Come to school next day >Black liberal has committed suicide Am I to blame for her death?
: Anonymous 04/13/21(Tue)22:51:26 No.852011165 >Be me >Be in English class in Highschool >Very conservative school, yet there is one very liberal girl who happens to be black >She is also very stupid >Go up and ask, "Say sniggers 3 times 13 KB JPG fast" >"Niggersniggersniggers?" >Whole class turns their heads >"N------" Calls out a white boy in the back. >One by one they all start chanting "N------! N------! N------!" >Even the teacher joins in Someone begins shouting "LEAVE" between the N------. >Whole classroom shouts "LEAVE! N------!" >Liberal black girl begins bawling. >Leaves >Whole classroom cheers and gets back to work >Come to school next day >Black liberal has committed suicide Am I to blame for her death?

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Anons are classic retards | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/19/21(Mon)11:06:12 No.552446992 >that kid who made a presentation on his favorite video games at school 147 KB JPG : Anonymous 04/19/21 (Mon)11:09:47 No.552447294 Nothing compared to the My Little Pony presentation I made when I was a brony. I still cringe thinking about it. 8 KB JPG >>552447362 # >>552447545 # >>552447680 # >>552448063 # >>552448401 # : Anonymous 04/19/21(Mon)11:12:55 No.552447532 >that kid who made a presentation on his favorite p--- stars at school 514 KB PNG >>552447680 # >>552447784 # >>552448448 #
: Anonymous 04/19/21(Mon)11:06:12 No.552446992 >that kid who made a presentation on his favorite video games at school 147 KB JPG : Anonymous 04/19/21 (Mon)11:09:47 No.552447294 Nothing compared to the My Little Pony presentation I made when I was a brony. I still cringe thinking about it. 8 KB JPG >>552447362 # >>552447545 # >>552447680 # >>552448063 # >>552448401 # : Anonymous 04/19/21(Mon)11:12:55 No.552447532 >that kid who made a presentation on his favorite p--- stars at school 514 KB PNG >>552447680 # >>552447784 # >>552448448 #

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Anon likes moles | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/11/18(Tue)14:22:11 No.20341809 >be me >sit in class >remember one time in kindergarten when a girl took a s--- on a bench and got in problems for doing so >find that memory really f------ 13 KB JPG funny >burst out laughing >teacher gets p----- >asks what so funny >silence. Jpg >say that I thought about a mole >teacher looks at me like l'm retarded >mfw when I actually begin thinking about moles now >remember moles are blind and probably bump into each other all the time >begin laughing again >get detention
: Anonymous 12/11/18(Tue)14:22:11 No.20341809 >be me >sit in class >remember one time in kindergarten when a girl took a s--- on a bench and got in problems for doing so >find that memory really f------ 13 KB JPG funny >burst out laughing >teacher gets p----- >asks what so funny >silence. Jpg >say that I thought about a mole >teacher looks at me like l'm retarded >mfw when I actually begin thinking about moles now >remember moles are blind and probably bump into each other all the time >begin laughing again >get detention

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How'dya like them apples | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/18/21(Sun)16:43:50 No.852379425 >>852379547 >>852380157 >be eating an apple >gf is watching me >saying i look sexy when i chew >she grabs apple away from me >puts it in her panties >pushes with her hand >she gasps and smiles at me >tells me to eat it out of her >me w-- >pull her panties down >looks like a dirty wet tennis ball inside a baseball glove >she is wriggling closer to my face >come on eat it >be a good boy and eat your vegetables >me turn 360 degrees and walk out the room what the hell is wrong with girls these days, an apple is a fruit not a hecking vegetable Anonymous 04/18/21(Sun)16:47:55 No.852379602 >852380417 P----! The least you could is finish your apple. It's still food. Don't waste it Anonymous 04/18/21(Sun)16:59:32 No.852380157 >>852380509 >>852379425 (OP) implying turning 360 degrees means you are now facing the opposite direction. retard. Anonymous 04/18/21(Sun)17:06:11 No.852380509 >>852380157 >not moonwalking away from your gf during sex
Anonymous 04/18/21(Sun)16:43:50 No.852379425 >>852379547 >>852380157 >be eating an apple >gf is watching me >saying i look sexy when i chew >she grabs apple away from me >puts it in her panties >pushes with her hand >she gasps and smiles at me >tells me to eat it out of her >me w-- >pull her panties down >looks like a dirty wet tennis ball inside a baseball glove >she is wriggling closer to my face >come on eat it >be a good boy and eat your vegetables >me turn 360 degrees and walk out the room what the hell is wrong with girls these days, an apple is a fruit not a hecking vegetable Anonymous 04/18/21(Sun)16:47:55 No.852379602 >852380417 P----! The least you could is finish your apple. It's still food. Don't waste it Anonymous 04/18/21(Sun)16:59:32 No.852380157 >>852380509 >>852379425 (OP) implying turning 360 degrees means you are now facing the opposite direction. retard. Anonymous 04/18/21(Sun)17:06:11 No.852380509 >>852380157 >not moonwalking away from your gf during sex

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Anon is not racist | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: Juh9Aaak 04/15/20(Wed)10:14:35 No.253534494 >notice that I have a strong dislike for most minorities >worry that I may be racist >decide to test if I really am >go out for a couple of drinks with a friend of a colleague >he's black 22 KB PNG >pretty good guy actually >turns out I just hate poor people phew good thing I'm not racist
: Anonymous (ID: Juh9Aaak 04/15/20(Wed)10:14:35 No.253534494 >notice that I have a strong dislike for most minorities >worry that I may be racist >decide to test if I really am >go out for a couple of drinks with a friend of a colleague >he's black 22 KB PNG >pretty good guy actually >turns out I just hate poor people phew good thing I'm not racist

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Anon is a night owl | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous why 04/19/21(Mon)07:37:47 No.63281977 why is it that i'm way more productive i am at nighttime during daytime? >be me >1 hour until midnight hits >still awake at this hour 53 KB JPG >decide to dust my room floor and fix my laundry pile >takes a good 15 minutes >decide to do more and sort out all of my drawers >took a good 30 minutes and now my room looks marginally better >realize it's 1 am >still have strong urge to do more s--- anyone else feel like that?
: Anonymous why 04/19/21(Mon)07:37:47 No.63281977 why is it that i'm way more productive i am at nighttime during daytime? >be me >1 hour until midnight hits >still awake at this hour 53 KB JPG >decide to dust my room floor and fix my laundry pile >takes a good 15 minutes >decide to do more and sort out all of my drawers >took a good 30 minutes and now my room looks marginally better >realize it's 1 am >still have strong urge to do more s--- anyone else feel like that?

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OP is autistic | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/27/16(Thu)07:10:15 No.32360229 File: 223211b5a1.png (440 KB, 632x604) >>32360378 >>32360816 Not really cringe, but I have a story from a friend about missing social cues. >Walking around town late at night >Reach a guy sitting on the sidewalk, he asks me for money >"Sorry man, I don't have any money." >"I have a knife." >"Nah, that's okay man, I don't need a knife" >Walk away, don't realize I was getting robbed until later that night
Anonymous 10/27/16(Thu)07:10:15 No.32360229 File: 223211b5a1.png (440 KB, 632x604) >>32360378 >>32360816 Not really cringe, but I have a story from a friend about missing social cues. >Walking around town late at night >Reach a guy sitting on the sidewalk, he asks me for money >"Sorry man, I don't have any money." >"I have a knife." >"Nah, that's okay man, I don't need a knife" >Walk away, don't realize I was getting robbed until later that night

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Modern men | /r/Greentext

>>143333161 (OP) # Why did all young men in the olden times look like chads compared to most young men today? 239 KB JPG >>143334948 # >>143334952 # >>143335714 # >>143336967 # >>143338268 # >>143338457 # : Anonymous 04/18/21(Sun)05:20:29 No.143334948 : Anonymous 04/18/21(Sun)05:20:46 No.143334952 : Anonymous E 04/18/21(Sun)05:55:55 No.143335714 >>143336818 # : Anonymous 04/18/21(Sun)05:57:30 No.143335752 : Anonymous 04/18/21(Sun)06:48:10 No.143336818 >>143338501 # : Anonymous [] 04/18/21(Sun)06:55:38 No.143336967 >>143334900 # Real men from real times back then. >wake up in feather bed at 6 am >get on plow, work field til noontime >10/10 farm wife brings you hot soup and milk fresh from the cows udder >eat then have sex with her right there on the grass >hear a siren for an air raid >enlist the next day >spend the next two weeks running cardio drills and practicing shooting before shipping out Compared to: >wake up at noon, c-- crust on hand from last night >brush nachos off chest >stumble to bathroom with fresh water instant for you >go on phone all day, look at tinder and p--- >call in for a pizza when hungry >hear a dog barking and report it to the police for invading your safe space going on still, go on reddit to pad gay points wallet by posting some anti-war utopian s--- >see war in
>>143333161 (OP) # Why did all young men in the olden times look like chads compared to most young men today? 239 KB JPG >>143334948 # >>143334952 # >>143335714 # >>143336967 # >>143338268 # >>143338457 # : Anonymous 04/18/21(Sun)05:20:29 No.143334948 : Anonymous 04/18/21(Sun)05:20:46 No.143334952 : Anonymous E 04/18/21(Sun)05:55:55 No.143335714 >>143336818 # : Anonymous 04/18/21(Sun)05:57:30 No.143335752 : Anonymous 04/18/21(Sun)06:48:10 No.143336818 >>143338501 # : Anonymous [] 04/18/21(Sun)06:55:38 No.143336967 >>143334900 # Real men from real times back then. >wake up in feather bed at 6 am >get on plow, work field til noontime >10/10 farm wife brings you hot soup and milk fresh from the cows udder >eat then have sex with her right there on the grass >hear a siren for an air raid >enlist the next day >spend the next two weeks running cardio drills and practicing shooting before shipping out Compared to: >wake up at noon, c-- crust on hand from last night >brush nachos off chest >stumble to bathroom with fresh water instant for you >go on phone all day, look at tinder and p--- >call in for a pizza when hungry >hear a dog barking and report it to the police for invading your safe space going on still, go on reddit to pad gay points wallet by posting some anti-war utopian s--- >see war in

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Anon gets a pet | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/14/21(Thu)20:17:41 No.844861756 >be me >extremely constipated >tried everything >in huge amount of pain and desperate for relief >have 'great idea' >go to petco and get a gerbil 5 KB JPG >brief him on his mission >operation declog is a go >send the little fella into the cavernous deeps >godspeednibbles.bmp >a couple hours go by and i dont feel him >getting worried >mfw currently at petco to get a rescue gerbil Hold on nibbles help is on the way
: Anonymous 01/14/21(Thu)20:17:41 No.844861756 >be me >extremely constipated >tried everything >in huge amount of pain and desperate for relief >have 'great idea' >go to petco and get a gerbil 5 KB JPG >brief him on his mission >operation declog is a go >send the little fella into the cavernous deeps >godspeednibbles.bmp >a couple hours go by and i dont feel him >getting worried >mfw currently at petco to get a rescue gerbil Hold on nibbles help is on the way

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It's evolving, just backwards | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/19/21(Mon)06:19:52 No.63278858 >fight with my mother >feel an urge to crossdress Explain. 155 KB JPG 28 Replies / 4 Images View Thread : Anonymous 04/19/21(Mon)10:20:15 No.63281573 >>63278858 (OP) # You subconsciously want to show her who is the boss woman in the house. >>63281700 #
: Anonymous 04/19/21(Mon)06:19:52 No.63278858 >fight with my mother >feel an urge to crossdress Explain. 155 KB JPG 28 Replies / 4 Images View Thread : Anonymous 04/19/21(Mon)10:20:15 No.63281573 >>63278858 (OP) # You subconsciously want to show her who is the boss woman in the house. >>63281700 #

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Anon admits to him mom | /r/Greentext

Anonymous| 40247746 1 hr ago ••• >be me >mother asks me every year why I still have no gf >decide to become complete honest with her >have long talk about how l'm only into little girls and not interested in adult 213.5 kB JPG women >she doesn't understand >she freaks out What do? 7 REPLIES 4 IMAGES REPLY Anonymous | 40247772 1 hr ago •• >>40247746 (OP) What exactly happened? How did she freak out?? Anonymous | 40247782 1 hr ago •.• >>40247746 (OP) >telling anyone, let alone your mom, that you are in to little girls my f------ sides don't even exist anymore Anonymous | 40247799 1 hr ago ••• >>40247746 (OP) >telling your mother that you're a p--------. hmmmmm how did you think that would go and how does someone not understand about being a p---
Anonymous| 40247746 1 hr ago ••• >be me >mother asks me every year why I still have no gf >decide to become complete honest with her >have long talk about how l'm only into little girls and not interested in adult 213.5 kB JPG women >she doesn't understand >she freaks out What do? 7 REPLIES 4 IMAGES REPLY Anonymous | 40247772 1 hr ago •• >>40247746 (OP) What exactly happened? How did she freak out?? Anonymous | 40247782 1 hr ago •.• >>40247746 (OP) >telling anyone, let alone your mom, that you are in to little girls my f------ sides don't even exist anymore Anonymous | 40247799 1 hr ago ••• >>40247746 (OP) >telling your mother that you're a p--------. hmmmmm how did you think that would go and how does someone not understand about being a p---

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Anon doesn't like r/greentext | /r/Greentext

File: 345350698bde3a455a509735e.).jpg (10 KB, 227x220) O Anonymous 04/18/21(Sun)22:39:22 No.63280798 >be me >post greentext about scaring alphas in the bathroom >barely get any replies >sad.png >browse rigreentext to see what makes a successful greentext >top post is my greentext >30,000 upvotes, 50 awards in one day >this redditor spends all his time sceenshotting /r9k/ greentexts and posting them on reddit >he never creates original works, only enjoys those of others >mfw creativity among the masses is dead >mfw people would rather consume than produce >mfw thus the decline and fall of america >mfw this greentext shows up on reddit and gets upvoted, despite insulting redditfags f--- reddit and f--- u/Suessiboy1220
File: 345350698bde3a455a509735e.).jpg (10 KB, 227x220) O Anonymous 04/18/21(Sun)22:39:22 No.63280798 >be me >post greentext about scaring alphas in the bathroom >barely get any replies >sad.png >browse rigreentext to see what makes a successful greentext >top post is my greentext >30,000 upvotes, 50 awards in one day >this redditor spends all his time sceenshotting /r9k/ greentexts and posting them on reddit >he never creates original works, only enjoys those of others >mfw creativity among the masses is dead >mfw people would rather consume than produce >mfw thus the decline and fall of america >mfw this greentext shows up on reddit and gets upvoted, despite insulting redditfags f--- reddit and f--- u/Suessiboy1220

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Anon is angry | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/19/21(Mon)01:30:34 No.852427346 >be school in Florida >worried trans kids will make sports unfair >mandate "genital inspection of minors" >literally enable sexual 22 KB JPG abuse of children
: Anonymous 04/19/21(Mon)01:30:34 No.852427346 >be school in Florida >worried trans kids will make sports unfair >mandate "genital inspection of minors" >literally enable sexual 22 KB JPG abuse of children

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Anon didn't have a dollar | /r/Greentext

Ig/ Anonymous2010-06-26 18:01:14N0.11538596 >Bitcoin Market >220 Coins = 1 USD >Can take days to get a single coin F--- that s---.
Ig/ Anonymous2010-06-26 18:01:14N0.11538596 >Bitcoin Market >220 Coins = 1 USD >Can take days to get a single coin F--- that s---.

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I fell into the same trap as anon, not as bad though | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/31/19(Fri)16:18:27 No.115901522 Kangaroo Jack is probably the biggest lie I was ever told >me and brother were f------ HYPED by this movie after seeing trailer >we really, really believed it would be 9 KB PNG about a rapping Kangaroo >we used to hop around our bedroom for several hours at a time shouting fake rap lyrics we made up >nothing offensive just Kangaroo related stuff like "You,me and daddy are gonna go see Kangaro0 Jack; And you, me and daddy are gonna laugh until our hair turns black; and you and me and daddy are gonna see that Kangaroo; and you and me and daddy but not dead mummy too' >ought f------ kangaroo costumes to go to the cinema and see it >went in, so excited and the movie plays >almost no f------ talking Kangaroo whatsoever >we get so annoyed that we star to actually believe the Kangaroo is talking when on screen and IS rapping even when its just a Kangaroo standing around >spent weeks telling each other about all the great lines and basically convinced ourselves it was rapping Kangaroo kino and every other line was an awesome Kangaroo rap, even had quotes scratched into our wooden bunk bed >got the DVD >remembered the truth >brother actually started crying as we watched >>115901661 # >>115904551 # >>115905859 # >>115905897 # >>115906666 # >>115907646 # >>115908492 # >>115909981 #
: Anonymous 05/31/19(Fri)16:18:27 No.115901522 Kangaroo Jack is probably the biggest lie I was ever told >me and brother were f------ HYPED by this movie after seeing trailer >we really, really believed it would be 9 KB PNG about a rapping Kangaroo >we used to hop around our bedroom for several hours at a time shouting fake rap lyrics we made up >nothing offensive just Kangaroo related stuff like "You,me and daddy are gonna go see Kangaro0 Jack; And you, me and daddy are gonna laugh until our hair turns black; and you and me and daddy are gonna see that Kangaroo; and you and me and daddy but not dead mummy too' >ought f------ kangaroo costumes to go to the cinema and see it >went in, so excited and the movie plays >almost no f------ talking Kangaroo whatsoever >we get so annoyed that we star to actually believe the Kangaroo is talking when on screen and IS rapping even when its just a Kangaroo standing around >spent weeks telling each other about all the great lines and basically convinced ourselves it was rapping Kangaroo kino and every other line was an awesome Kangaroo rap, even had quotes scratched into our wooden bunk bed >got the DVD >remembered the truth >brother actually started crying as we watched >>115901661 # >>115904551 # >>115905859 # >>115905897 # >>115906666 # >>115907646 # >>115908492 # >>115909981 #

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Anons mom wants to use the computer | /r/Greentext

File: pc 4 story jpg (5 KB, 253x199) Anonymous (ID: asOVXED7 ) 09/14/14(Sun)13:59:27 No.568666427 [Reply] I have a story for you >my mom comes home after work >she needs to use the computer >the internet starts messing up and she gets mad >she calls me downstairs and asks me why its being slow >i told her to restart it >windows needs to update and it takes a while >after the incident she calls my old nanny and her best friend the "computer expert" >she shows her the issues and everything is working fine >she then tries to print something and it didnt work >she gets upset and i offer help >"YOU DONT KNOoW WHAT YOU ARE DOING. YOU BROKE THIS WITH YOUR GAMESI" > i told her i got the games through steam and that was impossible >Our so called expert decides to wiegh in >"kid every time you download a game it has a virus. even on steam downloads are just links with malware" >i go upstairs because they are being retarded >they give up and say they will fix it tomorrow >i go downstairs and the printer was just out of ink and that is how i lost faith in humanity
File: pc 4 story jpg (5 KB, 253x199) Anonymous (ID: asOVXED7 ) 09/14/14(Sun)13:59:27 No.568666427 [Reply] I have a story for you >my mom comes home after work >she needs to use the computer >the internet starts messing up and she gets mad >she calls me downstairs and asks me why its being slow >i told her to restart it >windows needs to update and it takes a while >after the incident she calls my old nanny and her best friend the "computer expert" >she shows her the issues and everything is working fine >she then tries to print something and it didnt work >she gets upset and i offer help >"YOU DONT KNOoW WHAT YOU ARE DOING. YOU BROKE THIS WITH YOUR GAMESI" > i told her i got the games through steam and that was impossible >Our so called expert decides to wiegh in >"kid every time you download a game it has a virus. even on steam downloads are just links with malware" >i go upstairs because they are being retarded >they give up and say they will fix it tomorrow >i go downstairs and the printer was just out of ink and that is how i lost faith in humanity

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