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Anonymous| 40247746 1 hr ago ••• >be me >mother asks me every year why I still have no gf >decide to become complete honest with her >have long talk about how l'm only into little girls and not interested in adult 213.5 kB JPG women >she doesn't understand >she freaks out What do? 7 REPLIES 4 IMAGES REPLY Anonymous | 40247772 1 hr ago •• >>40247746 (OP) What exactly happened? How did she freak out?? Anonymous | 40247782 1 hr ago •.• >>40247746 (OP) >telling anyone, let alone your mom, that you are in to little girls my f------ sides don't even exist anymore Anonymous | 40247799 1 hr ago ••• >>40247746 (OP) >telling your mother that you're a p--------. hmmmmm how did you think that would go and how does someone not understand about being a p---

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File: images (1).jpg (7 KB, 228x221) Go to the gym and seek self improvement ffs Anonymous 11/30/24(Sat)21:49:58 No.32380026 >be me >have best friend for 5 years >let's call him Dave >Dave has been in love with his childhood friend/crush since grade 1 >we'll call her Abigail > She is active in sports and has an excellent grade in uni >Abigail gets a boyfriend >dude is a gym Chad™ >Dave goes full rage mode >rants to me about how "Chads" steal all the girls and women only like jerks >Dave says Abigail's bf treats her like crap and sleeps with lot of women >actually met Abigail's bf >he's legit the nicest guy I've met >Christian, has never slept with women, devout but doesn't push it on anyone >major in peace studies and wants to become a charity worker abroad >dude even helped me out at the gym >went from skinny as hell to gaining 10kg in 2 months thanks to him >We play basketball together with his bros >Dave, meanwhile, is lazy, overweight, watches anime/LoL all day, and spams edgy s--- on 4chan >bro, get your act together Dave, I know you're reading this because you live on /b/. Abigail didn't pick her bf just because he's jacked. She picked him because he's actually a decent human being. Take a hard look at yourself and stop spreading lies about someone who's better than you in every way. Touch some grass, bro.
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pink >be me, pink floyd fan floyd the 31 KB JPG final out >1983 >new pink floyd album released >"the final cut >go out and buy record >return home >gee, let's hope it isn't about roger waters' dad dying again >start record >"tell me true, tell me why, was Jesus crucified" >great so far >"was it for this that... daddy died" >godfuckingdammit.png >rip pin off >fling record out window >well, hopefully they return to their usual quality next album
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