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Anon goes to university | /r/Greentext
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![>>143333161 (OP) # Why did all young men in the olden times look like chads compared to most young men today? 239 KB JPG >>143334948 # >>143334952 # >>143335714 # >>143336967 # >>143338268 # >>143338457 # : Anonymous 04/18/21(Sun)05:20:29 No.143334948 : Anonymous 04/18/21(Sun)05:20:46 No.143334952 : Anonymous E 04/18/21(Sun)05:55:55 No.143335714 >>143336818 # : Anonymous 04/18/21(Sun)05:57:30 No.143335752 : Anonymous 04/18/21(Sun)06:48:10 No.143336818 >>143338501 # : Anonymous [] 04/18/21(Sun)06:55:38 No.143336967 >>143334900 # Real men from real times back then. >wake up in feather bed at 6 am >get on plow, work field til noontime >10/10 farm wife brings you hot soup and milk fresh from the cows udder >eat then have sex with her right there on the grass >hear a siren for an air raid >enlist the next day >spend the next two weeks running cardio drills and practicing shooting before shipping out Compared to: >wake up at noon, c-- crust on hand from last night >brush nachos off chest >stumble to bathroom with fresh water instant for you >go on phone all day, look at tinder and p--- >call in for a pizza when hungry >hear a dog barking and report it to the police for invading your safe space going on still, go on reddit to pad gay points wallet by posting some anti-war utopian s--- >see war in](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/078/328/08a.jpg "Modern men | /r/Greentext")
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![File: EmFgC2TU4AIRwtz.jpg (166 KB, 1043x1200) O Anonymous 02/20/21(Sat)02:46:47 No.62414415 [Reply] >>62416095 >>62416114 >>62416191 >>62416234 >The year is 2029, Biden has been reelected and sworn in for a third term after amending the constitution, and is kept alive well into his 80s through the occult powers of Kamala Harris' >ICE has been abolished, borders have been opened, and the US is now 10% white >You hear a knock on the door >You open it and pic related stands outside >"Hey anon you're probably wondering whats going on now" >"You see, the federal government is now controlled by the communist party of the USA" she says >"And you're now the charman?" you reply >"Chairwoman!" she snaps "we're going to have to teach you about inclusive language" >She walks in and pushes you against the wall >"Anyways, as part of a new government program, we plan to rid your colonizer genes from this country. So I'm gonna have to seize those means of reproduction, in order to redistribute them among the masses" >"That is, after I'm done with them of course!" >Alex looks at you and lets, an insidious smile creeps across her face and she lets put a giggle >"Anyways, non-compliers will get a year in the gulag, so let's get those pants off" >She looks down at your bulge and her mutt eyes start to widen >"Oh my, looks like someone has some reparations for slavery and colonialism"](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/025/667/757.jpg "Land of milk and honeys | /r/Greentext")
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