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: Anonymous 02/13/25(Thu)07:12:50 No.702880981 1718428132709115 (1).png 3.37 MB PNG Marvel Rivals is so popular... why? Anonymous such an assortment 02/13/25(Thu)07:14:08 No.702881063 >>702881224 # >>702881938 # >>702885229 # >>702887632 # >>702894136 #
: Anonymous 02/13/25(Thu)07:12:50 No.702880981 1718428132709115 (1).png 3.37 MB PNG Marvel Rivals is so popular... why? Anonymous such an assortment 02/13/25(Thu)07:14:08 No.702881063 >>702881224 # >>702881938 # >>702885229 # >>702887632 # >>702894136 #

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Most evil thing you've ever done thread No.54644228 09/30/19(Mon)07:16:32 evil.jpg JPG 31.6 KiB 404x512 >Bored as f--- >Call random number >Woman answers >"Hi it's the school calling about your child" >"About Jack? what's wrong?" >"Nothing. We just wanted to let you know the music teacher apparently says you've got a little Elvis on your hands" >"Really?" >"Yeah, we just found him dead on the toilet" >Hang up
Most evil thing you've ever done thread No.54644228 09/30/19(Mon)07:16:32 evil.jpg JPG 31.6 KiB 404x512 >Bored as f--- >Call random number >Woman answers >"Hi it's the school calling about your child" >"About Jack? what's wrong?" >"Nothing. We just wanted to let you know the music teacher apparently says you've got a little Elvis on your hands" >"Really?" >"Yeah, we just found him dead on the toilet" >Hang up

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Anonymous 02/15/25(Sat)22:27:48 No.80372699 211 KB PNG My mom broke the wii fit in 2008 Still makes me laugh till this day Anonymous >>80372699 (OP) more like wii fat 02/15/25(Sat)22:36:40 No.80372769
Anonymous 02/15/25(Sat)22:27:48 No.80372699 211 KB PNG My mom broke the wii fit in 2008 Still makes me laugh till this day Anonymous >>80372699 (OP) more like wii fat 02/15/25(Sat)22:36:40 No.80372769

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Anonymous 02/14/25(Fri)20:57:24 No.703053507 ...IS SO ASS. THIS S---... >game has three wikis Rammiprodnes 60 KB JPG
Anonymous 02/14/25(Fri)20:57:24 No.703053507 ...IS SO ASS. THIS S---... >game has three wikis Rammiprodnes 60 KB JPG

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op loses his headphones and has to get creative | /r/Greentext

File: IMG_6941.jpg (1.57 MB, 2925x2343) ☐ attach phone to headband to create makeshift headphones ANON WAZ HERE 02/15/25(Sat) 14:49:48 No.104357286 >be me a long time ago. like. a really long time ago >mom takes away my headphones because I didnt hear her knocking on the door one time >music becomes much less enjoyable, I can only tolerate specific genres >get absolutely SICK OF IT >attach phone to headband to create makeshift headphones >works for phone calls and listening to music, but looks silly any suggestions for improving this creation?
File: IMG_6941.jpg (1.57 MB, 2925x2343) ☐ attach phone to headband to create makeshift headphones ANON WAZ HERE 02/15/25(Sat) 14:49:48 No.104357286 >be me a long time ago. like. a really long time ago >mom takes away my headphones because I didnt hear her knocking on the door one time >music becomes much less enjoyable, I can only tolerate specific genres >get absolutely SICK OF IT >attach phone to headband to create makeshift headphones >works for phone calls and listening to music, but looks silly any suggestions for improving this creation?

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File: Screen Shot 2025-02-15 at(...).png (1004 KB, 1180x1796) copare ha Post your reply ntishippers act totally irrational over 2 roblox characters kissing ANON WAZ HERE 02/15/25(Sat)11:25:12 No. 1635888 for context, this ship is from a game called phighting, which is a roblox color vs color pvp game where 2 teams of 5 battle eachother using different characters known as phighters, which all have their own unique playstyle. the characters involved in this ship are subspace and medkit. **they used to be coworkers, but got into a fight leading subspace to rip medkits eye out, which made medkit flee from BlackRock (the faction they were in) and move to lost temple, where he joined the church of the true eye and now works with scythe and broker** >be me >in the phighting phandom for over a year >not a big fan of subkit, but I'm ok with it as I am a proshipper >go on twitter >this guy claims he got r---- for shipping subkit?? >look deeper >apparently more than 1 person has been s------ on over this ship >find a clip from a sodakettle live stream (soda is one of the game devs btw) that I skipped because why would I watch her streams when I can get a summary of them from thebogtimez >the clip shows someone telling her about all the harassment towards subkit shippers, saying that they are getting sent r--- threats, death threats, getting doxxed, getting kicked out of their homes, and it makes them feel unsafe and try to kill themselves >the person claims a lot of it was linked to posts she made >I remember soda once saying she dislikes subkit but that's about it >shes just laughing about it and said its not her fault, and that it doesn't matter if she says anything because the people harassing the subkitters wont listen to her anyway >shes now getting cancelled on twitter for insensitivity >taph (a mod for another roblox game called forsaken) posted about soda, criticizing her reaction and showing the clip of her >she ends up blocking taph >I look even deeper >there's now a twitter hashtag called #fuckyousoda where people are absolutely FLAMING her. one guy said: " MAE 0 0 12" basically telling her to kill herself
File: Screen Shot 2025-02-15 at(...).png (1004 KB, 1180x1796) copare ha Post your reply ntishippers act totally irrational over 2 roblox characters kissing ANON WAZ HERE 02/15/25(Sat)11:25:12 No. 1635888 for context, this ship is from a game called phighting, which is a roblox color vs color pvp game where 2 teams of 5 battle eachother using different characters known as phighters, which all have their own unique playstyle. the characters involved in this ship are subspace and medkit. **they used to be coworkers, but got into a fight leading subspace to rip medkits eye out, which made medkit flee from BlackRock (the faction they were in) and move to lost temple, where he joined the church of the true eye and now works with scythe and broker** >be me >in the phighting phandom for over a year >not a big fan of subkit, but I'm ok with it as I am a proshipper >go on twitter >this guy claims he got r---- for shipping subkit?? >look deeper >apparently more than 1 person has been s------ on over this ship >find a clip from a sodakettle live stream (soda is one of the game devs btw) that I skipped because why would I watch her streams when I can get a summary of them from thebogtimez >the clip shows someone telling her about all the harassment towards subkit shippers, saying that they are getting sent r--- threats, death threats, getting doxxed, getting kicked out of their homes, and it makes them feel unsafe and try to kill themselves >the person claims a lot of it was linked to posts she made >I remember soda once saying she dislikes subkit but that's about it >shes just laughing about it and said its not her fault, and that it doesn't matter if she says anything because the people harassing the subkitters wont listen to her anyway >shes now getting cancelled on twitter for insensitivity >taph (a mod for another roblox game called forsaken) posted about soda, criticizing her reaction and showing the clip of her >she ends up blocking taph >I look even deeper >there's now a twitter hashtag called #fuckyousoda where people are absolutely FLAMING her. one guy said: " MAE 0 0 12" basically telling her to kill herself

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what do u guys think of varesa?? | /r/Greentext

File: Screen Shot 2025-02-15 at(...).png (3.32 MB, 2301x1178) everyone on twitter is shidding on hoyoverse for this ANON WAZ HERE 02/15/25(Sat) 10:18:55 No.703091893 >hoyoverse is known for their playable characters being very skinny >they decide to add a "plus size" character >shes half cow (although she could be a bull. I'm not sure) >her attacks consist of her slamming her body on the ground >she LOVES food: she is a competitive eater who once ate 80 grainfruit pizzas at once >most wouldn't consider her plus sized, she literally has a flat stomach and hourglass waist. her boobs and thighs are above average in size, but that's about it her name is varesa if you want to look up more
File: Screen Shot 2025-02-15 at(...).png (3.32 MB, 2301x1178) everyone on twitter is shidding on hoyoverse for this ANON WAZ HERE 02/15/25(Sat) 10:18:55 No.703091893 >hoyoverse is known for their playable characters being very skinny >they decide to add a "plus size" character >shes half cow (although she could be a bull. I'm not sure) >her attacks consist of her slamming her body on the ground >she LOVES food: she is a competitive eater who once ate 80 grainfruit pizzas at once >most wouldn't consider her plus sized, she literally has a flat stomach and hourglass waist. her boobs and thighs are above average in size, but that's about it her name is varesa if you want to look up more

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1671915351538136.gif 3.95 MB GIF >>414327630 (OP) # Remember when monkeypox was a thing and then it turned out it was mostly present in gay people leading people to realize it was pretty much a sexually transmitted disease getting spread at gay o----- which are way more common than people ever knew and then dogs and children in close proximity to gay people started to get monkey pox somehow, nobody knows how they got it, and then monkeypox suddenly left the news as quickly as it arrived? Crazy, huh?
1671915351538136.gif 3.95 MB GIF >>414327630 (OP) # Remember when monkeypox was a thing and then it turned out it was mostly present in gay people leading people to realize it was pretty much a sexually transmitted disease getting spread at gay o----- which are way more common than people ever knew and then dogs and children in close proximity to gay people started to get monkey pox somehow, nobody knows how they got it, and then monkeypox suddenly left the news as quickly as it arrived? Crazy, huh?

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IT'S OVER Anonymous (ID: U/02TDZM >Egg prices still high >Greenland not bought >Canada still independent >Entire world laughing at us 01/26/25(Sun)21:53:02 No.495496149 >>495497142 >>495497417 >>49549
IT'S OVER Anonymous (ID: U/02TDZM >Egg prices still high >Greenland not bought >Canada still independent >Entire world laughing at us 01/26/25(Sun)21:53:02 No.495496149 >>495497142 >>495497417 >>49549

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Anon Should've Watched Death Wish (1974) | /r/Greentext

File: IMG_1942.jpg (201 KB, 900x900) NMASK HE TRUTH ☐ Anonymous 02/15/25(Sat) 16:53:39 No.208668329 >>208668382 >>208668417 >>208668462 >>208668535 >>208669638 >>208669913 >>208671418 >>208671430 >>208671582 >>208671612 >>208671769 >MUH GRITTY REALISM >All the bad guys in Gotham both street level and systemic are white If it was "realistic" Batman would be beating up mainly blacks, illegal migrants and homeless people while being called a right wing crazy nutjob ☐ Anonymous 02/15/25(Sat) 16:57:15 No.208668382 ►>>208668399 >>208668584 >>208668329 (OP) It's Batman not Moonman
File: IMG_1942.jpg (201 KB, 900x900) NMASK HE TRUTH ☐ Anonymous 02/15/25(Sat) 16:53:39 No.208668329 >>208668382 >>208668417 >>208668462 >>208668535 >>208669638 >>208669913 >>208671418 >>208671430 >>208671582 >>208671612 >>208671769 >MUH GRITTY REALISM >All the bad guys in Gotham both street level and systemic are white If it was "realistic" Batman would be beating up mainly blacks, illegal migrants and homeless people while being called a right wing crazy nutjob ☐ Anonymous 02/15/25(Sat) 16:57:15 No.208668382 ►>>208668399 >>208668584 >>208668329 (OP) It's Batman not Moonman

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Anonymous 02/15/25(Sat)21:17:21 No.80365412 ► File: file.png (397 KB, 676x902) PACT >penis penis vagina >vagina penis penis! >hairlet framelet m----- NGMI! >but bagina so good even though i hate! >penis (pornposting) is coffee good for you? >why this penis(small) but this vagina? >grrrrr vagina, AWOOOOGAAAAA VAGINAAAAA! you are in control. Stop.
Anonymous 02/15/25(Sat)21:17:21 No.80365412 ► File: file.png (397 KB, 676x902) PACT >penis penis vagina >vagina penis penis! >hairlet framelet m----- NGMI! >but bagina so good even though i hate! >penis (pornposting) is coffee good for you? >why this penis(small) but this vagina? >grrrrr vagina, AWOOOOGAAAAA VAGINAAAAA! you are in control. Stop.

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Going your own way | /r/Greentext

Anonymous No. A Truecel is speaking, Listen and Learn 190 KB JPG 02/12/25(Wed)23:24:56 No.207779081 >"Ask women out on dates" No. >"Sign up for a dating app" No. >"Hang out at the bar and talk to women" No. >"Go to church and meet a religious girl" >"Ask women at work out for a coffee date" No. >"Get a hobby where you can meet new women" No. >"Ask your friends if they know any single women" No. >"Make friends with women and see if things progress into a relationship" No. >"So you're just gonna stay single for life and not even try to get into a relationship?" Yes.
Anonymous No. A Truecel is speaking, Listen and Learn 190 KB JPG 02/12/25(Wed)23:24:56 No.207779081 >"Ask women out on dates" No. >"Sign up for a dating app" No. >"Hang out at the bar and talk to women" No. >"Go to church and meet a religious girl" >"Ask women at work out for a coffee date" No. >"Get a hobby where you can meet new women" No. >"Ask your friends if they know any single women" No. >"Make friends with women and see if things progress into a relationship" No. >"So you're just gonna stay single for life and not even try to get into a relationship?" Yes.

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Anonymous (ID: AwJyElqn The p--- problem 07/28/24(Sun)15:54:26 No.476017043 P--- professor-communication-picsay.jpg 214 KB JPG I'm convinced that there's a correlation between the rise in p--------- in this country, and the rise in number of officials and supporters of policies that strip freedom and autonomy from the people. These same people are aren't supporters of unchecked immigration, which is the nexus point. Why import brown children for sex rituals when you can breed them here? The more lawless regions of our cities and states full of global flotsam there are, the more kids are available to utilize, with few to no questions asked. It's been long the case that the US is a free range tax farm, but it's clear that it's also becoming a child brothel and adrenochrome dispensary, as well.
Anonymous (ID: AwJyElqn The p--- problem 07/28/24(Sun)15:54:26 No.476017043 P--- professor-communication-picsay.jpg 214 KB JPG I'm convinced that there's a correlation between the rise in p--------- in this country, and the rise in number of officials and supporters of policies that strip freedom and autonomy from the people. These same people are aren't supporters of unchecked immigration, which is the nexus point. Why import brown children for sex rituals when you can breed them here? The more lawless regions of our cities and states full of global flotsam there are, the more kids are available to utilize, with few to no questions asked. It's been long the case that the US is a free range tax farm, but it's clear that it's also becoming a child brothel and adrenochrome dispensary, as well.

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CoD. Can't enjoy a cod past blops 2 without starting a war. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/11/25(Tue)10:44:26 No.702707454 What if feels like when you wanna talk about your favorite piece of media but it's too niche and the fanbase is unfathomably gay What game is it? 12307295.png 1.68 MB PNG
Anonymous 02/11/25(Tue)10:44:26 No.702707454 What if feels like when you wanna talk about your favorite piece of media but it's too niche and the fanbase is unfathomably gay What game is it? 12307295.png 1.68 MB PNG

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Detective anon and the case of the fraudeadlift roidtranny | /r/Greentext

Board /fit/ - Fitness unnan Gunny Ang AMERIC 48 >>75846367 (You) # >>75846377 (You) # green 50kg black/red 25kg blue 20ka 17321 boards.4chan.org <> AMER Settings Mobile Home ERICAN IMG_3899.jpg 467 KB JPG Anon claims this to be a 350kg deadlift. Here it is super imposed to an actual 350kg deadlift at the same height. As we can see the bar doesn't lie and anon is full of s---. Anon is lifting 250kg at best. Not 350kg. Kys stupid f----- ur also not 350kg boards.4chan.org Dislike 目 27 22 45
Board /fit/ - Fitness unnan Gunny Ang AMERIC 48 >>75846367 (You) # >>75846377 (You) # green 50kg black/red 25kg blue 20ka 17321 boards.4chan.org <> AMER Settings Mobile Home ERICAN IMG_3899.jpg 467 KB JPG Anon claims this to be a 350kg deadlift. Here it is super imposed to an actual 350kg deadlift at the same height. As we can see the bar doesn't lie and anon is full of s---. Anon is lifting 250kg at best. Not 350kg. Kys stupid f----- ur also not 350kg boards.4chan.org Dislike 目 27 22 45

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Anonymous I may have taken role playing (...) 12/09/22(Fri)17:33:40 No.410317173 1.35 MB GIF >be me, male anon in highschool >be attracted to older women >basically obsessed with the persona franchise >have always picked the female teacher romance route in every single persona game ive played where it was an option >memorized p much all of the dialogue from those routes by heart >have a teacher i found fairly attractive >intentionally get a bad grade in the class so that i can ask her for 1 on 1 tutoring sessions without seeming like a creep right off the bat >do this for several months >i learn that she recently divorced her husband >showtime.jpg >me being the brainlet that i am i start using persona dialogue in actual conversations with her >she has no clue, and actually thinks i'm witty and charming >w-- >this wasn't supposed to actually work >my grade improves a lot, but she still offers to do tutoring sessions >ohgodthisisit.png >i make a move >she is taken aback, says that because she is a teacher and i'm a student, it could end so badly >i go into neet mode, and start basically ripping off persona dialogue >it works >w-- >i got my teacher to date me with words and conversations that were not my own >she thinks i'm actually coming up with this stuff >i now have no idea what to do, as i have run out of persona 5 dialogue to regurgitate i think i may have taken acting like joker too far
Anonymous I may have taken role playing (...) 12/09/22(Fri)17:33:40 No.410317173 1.35 MB GIF >be me, male anon in highschool >be attracted to older women >basically obsessed with the persona franchise >have always picked the female teacher romance route in every single persona game ive played where it was an option >memorized p much all of the dialogue from those routes by heart >have a teacher i found fairly attractive >intentionally get a bad grade in the class so that i can ask her for 1 on 1 tutoring sessions without seeming like a creep right off the bat >do this for several months >i learn that she recently divorced her husband >showtime.jpg >me being the brainlet that i am i start using persona dialogue in actual conversations with her >she has no clue, and actually thinks i'm witty and charming >w-- >this wasn't supposed to actually work >my grade improves a lot, but she still offers to do tutoring sessions >ohgodthisisit.png >i make a move >she is taken aback, says that because she is a teacher and i'm a student, it could end so badly >i go into neet mode, and start basically ripping off persona dialogue >it works >w-- >i got my teacher to date me with words and conversations that were not my own >she thinks i'm actually coming up with this stuff >i now have no idea what to do, as i have run out of persona 5 dialogue to regurgitate i think i may have taken acting like joker too far

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