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Anonymous No. A Truecel is speaking, Listen and Learn 190 KB JPG 02/12/25(Wed)23:24:56 No.207779081 >"Ask women out on dates" No. >"Sign up for a dating app" No. >"Hang out at the bar and talk to women" No. >"Go to church and meet a religious girl" >"Ask women at work out for a coffee date" No. >"Get a hobby where you can meet new women" No. >"Ask your friends if they know any single women" No. >"Make friends with women and see if things progress into a relationship" No. >"So you're just gonna stay single for life and not even try to get into a relationship?" Yes.

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Anonymous (ID: GIVKOHDY ) 305 KB JPG 03/15/25(Sat) 16:21:44 No.500528669 >get told all my life that my culture is bad >I have to feel guilty for a war I never participated in >my country gets flooded with Sand Monkeys and N------ to the point my own small town is unrecognizable >trannies and f------ are parading everywhere >if you speak out against anything of this you will get labeled a far right extremist and shunned >suddenly some Russian on the East is knocking on the door of the EU >American in the West is backing him >both stand for the same values I share >Euroleaders realize that their little liberal project is threatened >now after everything they did to us they have the guts to ask young European men to be ready to defend their homes Seriously why tf would I fight for this s-------? So more privileged Arabs can sit around here? So more LGBTQ mutants can harass children? To defend this feminist dystopia? Seriously what the f--- is going through their heads that makes them think European men are ready to pick up Guns to defend this s-------

Anonymous 03/13/25(Thu)18:26:08 No.705245726 1703201596893.png 1.44 MB PNG >Dev A: Our next character will be a woman from France, what should be one of her main characteristics? >Dev B: Give her a huge ass. >Dev A: Brilliant.

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Settings Mobile Home Anonymous (ID: dnOrB8tl) 03/14/25(Fri)19:31:31 No.500474970 665 KB PNG >This was considered liberal in 2019

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File: Cap.png (1.3 MB, 991x933) MARVEL STUDIOS CAPTAIN AMERICA BRAVE NEW WORLD ☐ Anonymous 02/14/25(Fri)10:45:38 No.208632794 ►>>208632890 >>208632906 >>208632916 >>208633419 >>208633616 >>208633963 >>208634186 >>208634190 >>208635207 >>208635328 >>208635430 >>208635517 >>208635723 >>208635792 >>208636219 >>208636784 >>208636890 >>208637997 >>208638866 >>208639039 >>208640776 >>208641245 >>208642522 >>208643132 >>208643536 >$180M including reshoots https://www.vulture.com/article/inside-captain-america-brave-new-world s-chaotic-production.html At least it won't flop too badly. ☐ Anonymous 02/14/25(Fri)10:49:55 No.208632906 >>208632980 >>208633436 >>208633542 >>208634180 >>208634212 >>208634222 >>208635268 >>208635281 >>208639600 >>208639713 >>208640996 File: sabra.jpg (551 KB, 2400x1600) >>208632794 (OP) This was the reason for the reshoots btw. https://variety.com/2025/film/news/sabra-captain-america-brave-new-world- israeli-mossad-controversy-1236300179/ ☐ Anonymous 02/14/25(Fri)11:20:05 No.208633542 >>208632906 what the f--- were they thinking? ☐ Anonymous 02/14/25(Fri)11:50:10 No.208634222 ►>>208634258 >>208632906 >IMAGINE adapting a character whose origin story includes killing kids, making Hulk sad and wearing the worst costume ever. ☐ Anonymous 02/14/25(Fri)12:40:59 No.208635281 >>208641077 >>208641305 >>208632906 > Kills Palestinian kid. > Red Hulk looks at her, then he smiles. >>208636752 >>208638514 > "RED HULK NOW BUILD BEACH FRONT PROPERTY!!"

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Anonymous No. A Truecel is speaking, Listen and Learn 190 KB JPG 02/12/25(Wed)23:24:56 No.207779081 >"Ask women out on dates" No. >"Sign up for a dating app" No. >"Hang out at the bar and talk to women" No. >"Go to church and meet a religious girl" >"Ask women at work out for a coffee date" No. >"Get a hobby where you can meet new women" No. >"Ask your friends if they know any single women" No. >"Make friends with women and see if things progress into a relationship" No. >"So you're just gonna stay single for life and not even try to get into a relationship?" Yes.

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