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Anonymous (ID: AwJyElqn The p--- problem 07/28/24(Sun)15:54:26 No.476017043 P--- professor-communication-picsay.jpg 214 KB JPG I'm convinced that there's a correlation between the rise in p--------- in this country, and the rise in number of officials and supporters of policies that strip freedom and autonomy from the people. These same people are aren't supporters of unchecked immigration, which is the nexus point. Why import brown children for sex rituals when you can breed them here? The more lawless regions of our cities and states full of global flotsam there are, the more kids are available to utilize, with few to no questions asked. It's been long the case that the US is a free range tax farm, but it's clear that it's also becoming a child brothel and adrenochrome dispensary, as well.

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Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous >Check the news Settings Mobile Home 02/11/25(Tue)19:11:15 No.80329324 image_2025-02-11-191058874.png 379 KB PNG >The news makes me wanna kill myself

: Anonymous 11/06/18(Tue)22:08:34 No.784190163 >>784189907 >be me >also from Cuba >decide to swim to America >jump into ocean >pringles in my pocket in case I get hungry >doinwell.jpg >get hungry after about a half hour >pull out pringles >cap flies off >pringles everywhere >f---.exe >see a shark fin >them n----- like pringles >shark n---- eats all my pringles >starts to come after me >swim the f--- away >shark catches up >bites my leg right the f--- off >about to go for my arm when I see a US coast guard boat >they carry me aboard >pass out >come to a couple hours later in back of grimy American boat >"hey, you're finally awake" >look at the officers nametag >"Todd Howard" not again >>784190258 #

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Board /fit/ - Fitness unnan Gunny Ang AMERIC 48 >>75846367 (You) # >>75846377 (You) # green 50kg black/red 25kg blue 20ka 17321 boards.4chan.org <> AMER Settings Mobile Home ERICAN IMG_3899.jpg 467 KB JPG Anon claims this to be a 350kg deadlift. Here it is super imposed to an actual 350kg deadlift at the same height. As we can see the bar doesn't lie and anon is full of s---. Anon is lifting 250kg at best. Not 350kg. Kys stupid f----- ur also not 350kg boards.4chan.org Dislike 目 27 22 45

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Anonymous I may have taken role playing (...) 12/09/22(Fri)17:33:40 No.410317173 1.35 MB GIF >be me, male anon in highschool >be attracted to older women >basically obsessed with the persona franchise >have always picked the female teacher romance route in every single persona game ive played where it was an option >memorized p much all of the dialogue from those routes by heart >have a teacher i found fairly attractive >intentionally get a bad grade in the class so that i can ask her for 1 on 1 tutoring sessions without seeming like a creep right off the bat >do this for several months >i learn that she recently divorced her husband >showtime.jpg >me being the brainlet that i am i start using persona dialogue in actual conversations with her >she has no clue, and actually thinks i'm witty and charming >w-- >this wasn't supposed to actually work >my grade improves a lot, but she still offers to do tutoring sessions >ohgodthisisit.png >i make a move >she is taken aback, says that because she is a teacher and i'm a student, it could end so badly >i go into neet mode, and start basically ripping off persona dialogue >it works >w-- >i got my teacher to date me with words and conversations that were not my own >she thinks i'm actually coming up with this stuff >i now have no idea what to do, as i have run out of persona 5 dialogue to regurgitate i think i may have taken acting like joker too far

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File: Cap.png (1.3 MB, 991x933) MARVEL STUDIOS CAPTAIN AMERICA BRAVE NEW WORLD ☐ Anonymous 02/14/25(Fri)10:45:38 No.208632794 ►>>208632890 >>208632906 >>208632916 >>208633419 >>208633616 >>208633963 >>208634186 >>208634190 >>208635207 >>208635328 >>208635430 >>208635517 >>208635723 >>208635792 >>208636219 >>208636784 >>208636890 >>208637997 >>208638866 >>208639039 >>208640776 >>208641245 >>208642522 >>208643132 >>208643536 >$180M including reshoots https://www.vulture.com/article/inside-captain-america-brave-new-world s-chaotic-production.html At least it won't flop too badly. ☐ Anonymous 02/14/25(Fri)10:49:55 No.208632906 >>208632980 >>208633436 >>208633542 >>208634180 >>208634212 >>208634222 >>208635268 >>208635281 >>208639600 >>208639713 >>208640996 File: sabra.jpg (551 KB, 2400x1600) >>208632794 (OP) This was the reason for the reshoots btw. https://variety.com/2025/film/news/sabra-captain-america-brave-new-world- israeli-mossad-controversy-1236300179/ ☐ Anonymous 02/14/25(Fri)11:20:05 No.208633542 >>208632906 what the f--- were they thinking? ☐ Anonymous 02/14/25(Fri)11:50:10 No.208634222 ►>>208634258 >>208632906 >IMAGINE adapting a character whose origin story includes killing kids, making Hulk sad and wearing the worst costume ever. ☐ Anonymous 02/14/25(Fri)12:40:59 No.208635281 >>208641077 >>208641305 >>208632906 > Kills Palestinian kid. > Red Hulk looks at her, then he smiles. >>208636752 >>208638514 > "RED HULK NOW BUILD BEACH FRONT PROPERTY!!"

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Anonymous 01/13/11(Thu)21:50:0 No.302167405 not my story, but one I had seen like 7 months ago. >have spiderbro >eats random bugs and s--- in my kitchen >once killed a mouse >>we live happily together for a few months >one night, go to bars and pick up girl >bring girl home, end up heading to my bedroom >spiderbro is on wall >girl screams runs home >get so angry I kill spiderbro for denying me my needs >find out from friend couple days later that the girl had herpes >spiderbro knew >sadface.jpg

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Anonymous Nationalism vs Class identity 10K 1988 ПОЧТА СССР 104 KB JPG 02/12/25(Wed)09:20:31 No. 17506365 >USSR spends 69 years raising new generations of kids under a strictly Marxist educational curriculum and instilling Soviet values into them >Entire thing f------ collapses into nationalist chimp outs the second the government loosens their grip >Armenia and Azerbaijan chimp out, Baltics secede, Ukrainians vote for independence, Kazakhs riot over being ruled by an ethnic Russian, Dagestanis and Chechens try to secede, etc. >Outside of the USSR we have Vietnam and China blasting at each other .5 milliseconds after the Americans left >Yugoslavia does its thing >Former East Germany is now the Chudtopia of Germany and voting AfD Genuinely what went wrong here? Is Ungabunga Tribalism too powerful for class solidarity to subdue?

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Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous Settings Mobile Home 02/13/25(Thu)16:36:52 No.80349566 >Girl hands me a note in class 95 KB PNG >"If I were to ask you out on a date, what would you say?" >Too autistic to respond This was 8 years ago I hate myself so much.

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Most evil thing you've ever done thread No.54644228 09/30/19(Mon)07:16:32 evil.jpg JPG 31.6 KiB 404x512 >Bored as f--- >Call random number >Woman answers DOO >"Hi it's the school calling about your child" >"About Jack? what's wrong?" >"Nothing. We just wanted to let you know the music teacher apparently says you've got a little Elvis on your hands" >"Really?" >"Yeah, we just found him dead on the toilet" >Hang up No.54644320 09/30/19(Mon)07:21:22 that was actally funy No.54644743 09/30/19(Mon)07:49:19 Haha I laffed

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Anonymous (ID: AwJyElqn The p--- problem 07/28/24(Sun)15:54:26 No.476017043 P--- professor-communication-picsay.jpg 214 KB JPG I'm convinced that there's a correlation between the rise in p--------- in this country, and the rise in number of officials and supporters of policies that strip freedom and autonomy from the people. These same people are aren't supporters of unchecked immigration, which is the nexus point. Why import brown children for sex rituals when you can breed them here? The more lawless regions of our cities and states full of global flotsam there are, the more kids are available to utilize, with few to no questions asked. It's been long the case that the US is a free range tax farm, but it's clear that it's also becoming a child brothel and adrenochrome dispensary, as well.

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