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Anonymous 12/26/24(Thu)23:45:20 No.929161406 >go to work >it's so boring >watch Bambi Sleep P--- >it's so comfy >go to study >it's so boring >watch Bambi Sleep P--- 7 KB JPG >it's so comfy >go to church >it's so boring >watch Bambi Sleep P--- >it's so comfy For all problems resolution: WATCH BAMBI SLEEP P--- AND GET A COMFY MOMENTS!
Anonymous 12/26/24(Thu)23:45:20 No.929161406 >go to work >it's so boring >watch Bambi Sleep P--- >it's so comfy >go to study >it's so boring >watch Bambi Sleep P--- 7 KB JPG >it's so comfy >go to church >it's so boring >watch Bambi Sleep P--- >it's so comfy For all problems resolution: WATCH BAMBI SLEEP P--- AND GET A COMFY MOMENTS!

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Anonymous 12/26/2024, 6:51:36 PM No.37675119 195 KB JPEG dad was a cook for the rodeo when he was younger. one day he tells me he wants to teach me a recipe that his friend Jose taught him. jose and my dad go way back that they give Jose a nick name, Jo. my father explains that the recipe calls for a roux, which will make it taste better. i ask my father if he still remembers the recipe after all these years. my father tells me not to worry. this aint his first roux de Jo.
Anonymous 12/26/2024, 6:51:36 PM No.37675119 195 KB JPEG dad was a cook for the rodeo when he was younger. one day he tells me he wants to teach me a recipe that his friend Jose taught him. jose and my dad go way back that they give Jose a nick name, Jo. my father explains that the recipe calls for a roux, which will make it taste better. i ask my father if he still remembers the recipe after all these years. my father tells me not to worry. this aint his first roux de Jo.

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Nationalists find out capitalists are globalists (colorized) | /r/Greentext

11/2/10 >Spend 4 years pretending to be a subtly redpilled White Nationalist >On Christmas day, rugpull his entire fanbase, reveal all he wanted was cheap pajeet workers Oh well
11/2/10 >Spend 4 years pretending to be a subtly redpilled White Nationalist >On Christmas day, rugpull his entire fanbase, reveal all he wanted was cheap pajeet workers Oh well

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Anon hates SPAMMING MORAL ATTACK | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: +mZrSgAI) SPAMMING MORAL ATTACK 12/26/24(Thu)21:01:08 No.492425288 SPAMMING MORAL ATTACK >you don't understand! >fascist >how do you think it? >you are an antidemocratic person! >no speak it! >reactionary! >I suck cocks and love SISSY HYPNO P---! spamming moral attack.png 502 KB PNG >we live in modern left cucked world >one of characteristics is a SPAMMING MORAL ATTACK >what is it, anon? >one speaks characterized for a serious moral indignation and speed demonstration of resentment in spam form >talk with a feminist >she has a SPAMMING MORAL ATTACK >talk with a gay >he has a MORAL MORAL ATTACK >talk with a socialist >he has a SPAMMING MORAL ATTACK I hate modern society.
Anonymous (ID: +mZrSgAI) SPAMMING MORAL ATTACK 12/26/24(Thu)21:01:08 No.492425288 SPAMMING MORAL ATTACK >you don't understand! >fascist >how do you think it? >you are an antidemocratic person! >no speak it! >reactionary! >I suck cocks and love SISSY HYPNO P---! spamming moral attack.png 502 KB PNG >we live in modern left cucked world >one of characteristics is a SPAMMING MORAL ATTACK >what is it, anon? >one speaks characterized for a serious moral indignation and speed demonstration of resentment in spam form >talk with a feminist >she has a SPAMMING MORAL ATTACK >talk with a gay >he has a MORAL MORAL ATTACK >talk with a socialist >he has a SPAMMING MORAL ATTACK I hate modern society.

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Anon don't see the good side of Russian-Ukraine War | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: VwbWNwdk 12/26/24(Thu)12:32:38 No.492384958 58 KB JPG I don't see any good side in the Ukraine war. Russia >Autocratic and corrupt state >Willing to keep war going despite economic problems, hundreds of thousands of deaths, and enormous brain drain >War accomplishes little to nothing geopolitically, an obvious pyhrric victory Ukraine >Letting a Jew dictate the policy of a goy nation >Autocratic and corrupt state >Western countries benefit from sacrificing every male Ukrainian to weaken Russia >Obvious pyhrric victory but demographically fatal future The only people I feel bad for are the civilians and people who are forced to fight against their will. What I don't get is since this war is obviously for nothing, why don't people on either side just refuse to fight and go to jail? Surely it is better than killing people.
Anonymous (ID: VwbWNwdk 12/26/24(Thu)12:32:38 No.492384958 58 KB JPG I don't see any good side in the Ukraine war. Russia >Autocratic and corrupt state >Willing to keep war going despite economic problems, hundreds of thousands of deaths, and enormous brain drain >War accomplishes little to nothing geopolitically, an obvious pyhrric victory Ukraine >Letting a Jew dictate the policy of a goy nation >Autocratic and corrupt state >Western countries benefit from sacrificing every male Ukrainian to weaken Russia >Obvious pyhrric victory but demographically fatal future The only people I feel bad for are the civilians and people who are forced to fight against their will. What I don't get is since this war is obviously for nothing, why don't people on either side just refuse to fight and go to jail? Surely it is better than killing people.

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Anon is either Tucker Carlson or Steven Seagal | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/26/24(Thu)17:45:37 No.206014270 >Russians cope with le PPP metric >Their GDP adjusted PPP is equal to ours HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 83 KB JPG : Anonymous >>206014326 # 12/26/24(Thu)17:53:07 No.206014440 And yet people here live much better than pretty much everywhere else, curious, isn't it? But I guess it must be hard to see the reality as a american c--- slave with Ahmed's d--- deep down your throat >>206014472 # >>206014832 # >>206014865 # >>206015007 # >>206015022 # >>206015049 #
Anonymous 12/26/24(Thu)17:45:37 No.206014270 >Russians cope with le PPP metric >Their GDP adjusted PPP is equal to ours HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 83 KB JPG : Anonymous >>206014326 # 12/26/24(Thu)17:53:07 No.206014440 And yet people here live much better than pretty much everywhere else, curious, isn't it? But I guess it must be hard to see the reality as a american c--- slave with Ahmed's d--- deep down your throat >>206014472 # >>206014832 # >>206014865 # >>206015007 # >>206015022 # >>206015049 #

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Anon gets rejected (Cake Day Post) | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 307 KB JPG >its_over.mp4 >be me 12/26/24(Thu)10:14:25 No.79859303 >go to crimmy party >nervous.jpg >get to the party >high school crush is there >too shy to talk to anyone >grab food and sit by myself >crush is talking to a guy >walk around and awkwardly try to say hi to someone >crush is talking to another guy >its_over(2).mp4 >grab a drink >crush is talking to another guy >its_over(3).jpg Oh well it doesn't matter, she rejected me a long time ago. anyway
Anonymous 307 KB JPG >its_over.mp4 >be me 12/26/24(Thu)10:14:25 No.79859303 >go to crimmy party >nervous.jpg >get to the party >high school crush is there >too shy to talk to anyone >grab food and sit by myself >crush is talking to a guy >walk around and awkwardly try to say hi to someone >crush is talking to another guy >its_over(2).mp4 >grab a drink >crush is talking to another guy >its_over(3).jpg Oh well it doesn't matter, she rejected me a long time ago. anyway

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Anon Republican wants Democratic Party ban | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: aLpn19tf) 12/26/24(Thu)10:12:28 No.492376977 Democrats want schools with continuous display of: >hypno sissy >bambi sleep >coconut trance >femdom >feminization hypno 10 KB JPG >interacial p--- >sissygasm This is extremely dangerous for our society. This party should be prohibited by law.
Anonymous (ID: aLpn19tf) 12/26/24(Thu)10:12:28 No.492376977 Democrats want schools with continuous display of: >hypno sissy >bambi sleep >coconut trance >femdom >feminization hypno 10 KB JPG >interacial p--- >sissygasm This is extremely dangerous for our society. This party should be prohibited by law.

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Anon gets left out | /r/Greentext

onymous 10 KB PNG 12/25/22(Sun)07:43:42 No.891365912 >haven't seen my family for Christmas in 12 years >my mom always goes down to Arizona to see them >this year I saved up enough money and requested a week off so I could go visit >I was super excited to go >told my cousin on Facebook I was coming this year but got left on read >my mom called the next day and told me I need to stay home because they have a lot going on >I was disappointed but understood >open up snapchat this morning to see my mom's story >my brother, sister, cousins, aunts, uncles, grandparents are all there >I'm the only one spending Christmas alone >my mom shortly after deleted the story and called me a dozen times >they don't have a lot going on at all >I just wasn't invited
onymous 10 KB PNG 12/25/22(Sun)07:43:42 No.891365912 >haven't seen my family for Christmas in 12 years >my mom always goes down to Arizona to see them >this year I saved up enough money and requested a week off so I could go visit >I was super excited to go >told my cousin on Facebook I was coming this year but got left on read >my mom called the next day and told me I need to stay home because they have a lot going on >I was disappointed but understood >open up snapchat this morning to see my mom's story >my brother, sister, cousins, aunts, uncles, grandparents are all there >I'm the only one spending Christmas alone >my mom shortly after deleted the story and called me a dozen times >they don't have a lot going on at all >I just wasn't invited

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Anon makes a pun | /r/Greentext

. PNG 1MB (1200x1200) 1727367106079013.png 2 Replies >tree vtuber >leaves
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Anon's girlfriend is funny | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/25/24(Thu)19:57:32 No.14412580 >be me >get gf >she is a bit of a nerd >actually a huge Beavis n Butthead, and South Park mark >we start calling things 'gay' followed with tarded laughing >we do it randomly out of nowhere, usually one of us starts it calling something 'gay' and the other one goes with it >recently did it at cousin's wedding >when he kissed the bride, my gf started whispering "he kissed a girl, haha, gay, haha" >trying to hold back my laughter while whispering to her "haha gay, haha" >people in the row front of us turn around >see us giggling while saying "haha gay, haha" >next day cousin messages me some guests complimented him what a nice guy he is he allowed his tarded cousin and his autistic gf attend the wedding
Anonymous 04/25/24(Thu)19:57:32 No.14412580 >be me >get gf >she is a bit of a nerd >actually a huge Beavis n Butthead, and South Park mark >we start calling things 'gay' followed with tarded laughing >we do it randomly out of nowhere, usually one of us starts it calling something 'gay' and the other one goes with it >recently did it at cousin's wedding >when he kissed the bride, my gf started whispering "he kissed a girl, haha, gay, haha" >trying to hold back my laughter while whispering to her "haha gay, haha" >people in the row front of us turn around >see us giggling while saying "haha gay, haha" >next day cousin messages me some guests complimented him what a nice guy he is he allowed his tarded cousin and his autistic gf attend the wedding

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Anon is picky about his chicks | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/23/24(Mon) 17:38:09 No.205933750 1705937815633.jpg 72 KB JPG People are always like "Brazilians don't suffer because le hot girls" until they get here and see that 90% of women here actually look like this and not like the stereotypical model latina
: Anonymous 12/23/24(Mon) 17:38:09 No.205933750 1705937815633.jpg 72 KB JPG People are always like "Brazilians don't suffer because le hot girls" until they get here and see that 90% of women here actually look like this and not like the stereotypical model latina

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Anon doesn't have a merry Christmas | /r/Greentext

[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [ Auto] File: 53 3f9ce749393313556(...).png (28 KB, 357x313) 83/12/10 Anonymous (ID: ut94w3CO 12/25/24(Wed)08:59:03 No.492312671 >>492312759 >>492312835 >>492312904 >>492312966 >>492312976 >>492313058 >>492313130 >>492313192 >>492313208 >>492313319 >>492313525 >>492314252 >>492314580 >>492315020 >>492315089 >>492315099 >>492315173 >>492315209 >>492315990 >>492318353 >>492318435 >>492318570 >>492318674 >>492318935 >>492319182 >>492319219 >>492319493 >>492319578 >>492319634 >>492320026 >>492320046 >>492321370 >>492321787 >haven't seen my family for Christmas in 12 years >my mom always goes down to Arizona to see them >this year I saved up enough money and requested a week off so I could go visit >I was super excited to go >told my cousin on Facebook I was coming this year but got left on read >my mom called the next day and told me I need to stay home because they have a lot going on >I was disappointed but understood >open up snapchat this morning to see my mom's story >my brother, sister, cousins, aunts, uncles, grandparents are all there >I'm the only one spending Christmas alone >my mom shortly deleted the story and called me a dozen times >they don't have a lot going on at all >I just wasn't invited
[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [ Auto] File: 53 3f9ce749393313556(...).png (28 KB, 357x313) 83/12/10 Anonymous (ID: ut94w3CO 12/25/24(Wed)08:59:03 No.492312671 >>492312759 >>492312835 >>492312904 >>492312966 >>492312976 >>492313058 >>492313130 >>492313192 >>492313208 >>492313319 >>492313525 >>492314252 >>492314580 >>492315020 >>492315089 >>492315099 >>492315173 >>492315209 >>492315990 >>492318353 >>492318435 >>492318570 >>492318674 >>492318935 >>492319182 >>492319219 >>492319493 >>492319578 >>492319634 >>492320026 >>492320046 >>492321370 >>492321787 >haven't seen my family for Christmas in 12 years >my mom always goes down to Arizona to see them >this year I saved up enough money and requested a week off so I could go visit >I was super excited to go >told my cousin on Facebook I was coming this year but got left on read >my mom called the next day and told me I need to stay home because they have a lot going on >I was disappointed but understood >open up snapchat this morning to see my mom's story >my brother, sister, cousins, aunts, uncles, grandparents are all there >I'm the only one spending Christmas alone >my mom shortly deleted the story and called me a dozen times >they don't have a lot going on at all >I just wasn't invited

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Anon sucks at being gay | /r/Greentext

onymous 104 KB JPG 12/25/24(Wed)11:57:43 No.38379896 >be me >be gay virgin >love old men >but I'm already 24 >soon I won't be interesting for mature men anymore, and will become one myself Why do we have to age, anons? Anonymous >>38379896 (OP) # 12/25/24(Wed)12:02:31 No.38379919 Old men are the easiest to have sex with have you even tried? >>38379928 # Anonymous >>38379919 # >have you even tried? 12/25/24(Wed)12:04:30 No.38379928 No, not yet at least. But I'm afraid of getting too old before the opportunity arises. >>38379943 # >>38380544 # Anonymous >>38379928 # 12/25/24(Wed)12:06:40 No.38379943 Just make a grindr account with an ass pic on your profile You'll find someone in less than an hour
onymous 104 KB JPG 12/25/24(Wed)11:57:43 No.38379896 >be me >be gay virgin >love old men >but I'm already 24 >soon I won't be interesting for mature men anymore, and will become one myself Why do we have to age, anons? Anonymous >>38379896 (OP) # 12/25/24(Wed)12:02:31 No.38379919 Old men are the easiest to have sex with have you even tried? >>38379928 # Anonymous >>38379919 # >have you even tried? 12/25/24(Wed)12:04:30 No.38379928 No, not yet at least. But I'm afraid of getting too old before the opportunity arises. >>38379943 # >>38380544 # Anonymous >>38379928 # 12/25/24(Wed)12:06:40 No.38379943 Just make a grindr account with an ass pic on your profile You'll find someone in less than an hour

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Anon sees his dad | /r/Greentext

onymous 12/25/24(Wed)13:20:18 No.79854733 >saw my dad for the first time in a while >sudden urge to stop being a f------ loser 2-B 128 KB JPG Anonymous 12/25/24(Wed)13:22:09 No.79854754 Take advantage of that momentum, we always have those flashes where the spark comes back. >>79854784 # Anonymous >>79854754 # 12/25/24(Wed)13:25:23 No.79854784 it's been so long since i've had my s--- together but yeah good point
onymous 12/25/24(Wed)13:20:18 No.79854733 >saw my dad for the first time in a while >sudden urge to stop being a f------ loser 2-B 128 KB JPG Anonymous 12/25/24(Wed)13:22:09 No.79854754 Take advantage of that momentum, we always have those flashes where the spark comes back. >>79854784 # Anonymous >>79854754 # 12/25/24(Wed)13:25:23 No.79854784 it's been so long since i've had my s--- together but yeah good point

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Confirmed, Anon does not like women. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/30/22(Thu)07:18:57 No.881121178 Are you aroused by clown women? 813 KB JPG 7 Replies / 4 Images Anonymous >>881121178 (OP) # All women are clowns View Thread 06/30/22(Thu)08:20:34 No.881123573
Anonymous 06/30/22(Thu)07:18:57 No.881121178 Are you aroused by clown women? 813 KB JPG 7 Replies / 4 Images Anonymous >>881121178 (OP) # All women are clowns View Thread 06/30/22(Thu)08:20:34 No.881123573

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Anon looks for love at the border | /r/Greentext

Finding love is impossible bro. Dont even bother. >be me >live in city next to mexico border > also be me >leech-faced fat greasy unattractive human slime >can never find love or poonage >brainwave.exe >lot of undocumented illegals in my city >one of them must be desperate for US husband + papers >i'd happily eat burritos all day for guaranteed poonage >volunteer at ngo that gives free food to hungry illegals >also free food for me, save money for weed >pick an uglier one in the food line, more likely to say yes >only speaks spanish, tells me "esposo" when i keep staring and smiling at her >google says it means husband >partytime.gif >put my arm around her >she takes my phone and types in "tengo esposo" >this f------ dicktease is already married >turns out they all are here to meet up with their husbands, even the uglier ones >quits ngo job Honestly bros, im thinking of just ending it.
Finding love is impossible bro. Dont even bother. >be me >live in city next to mexico border > also be me >leech-faced fat greasy unattractive human slime >can never find love or poonage >brainwave.exe >lot of undocumented illegals in my city >one of them must be desperate for US husband + papers >i'd happily eat burritos all day for guaranteed poonage >volunteer at ngo that gives free food to hungry illegals >also free food for me, save money for weed >pick an uglier one in the food line, more likely to say yes >only speaks spanish, tells me "esposo" when i keep staring and smiling at her >google says it means husband >partytime.gif >put my arm around her >she takes my phone and types in "tengo esposo" >this f------ dicktease is already married >turns out they all are here to meet up with their husbands, even the uglier ones >quits ngo job Honestly bros, im thinking of just ending it.

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Merry Christmas from North Korea | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/24/24(Tue)18:30:48 No.79843003 >you can't post and write comment If you have no enough karma >your post or comment removed by auto 1 KB PNG moderattor because your account not old enough >there have a way of gain karma write comment or post why this f------ app so annoying for new users ?
: Anonymous 12/24/24(Tue)18:30:48 No.79843003 >you can't post and write comment If you have no enough karma >your post or comment removed by auto 1 KB PNG moderattor because your account not old enough >there have a way of gain karma write comment or post why this f------ app so annoying for new users ?

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anon remembers a retard | /r/Greentext

1/1 5SCu1LH8 (OP) -KN 54m (12/25/24 14:42) 492291735.7 Re - 0 Img JPG 127KB (981 x 981) threeeyepepe.jpg 4 Replies >Be me, 12 years old >New neighbors move in, kid has severe autism >Constant yelling, but completely incomprehensible- straight-up non-verbal turbo-autist >Kid keeps trying to escape the house; parents build a full prison-gate system on their outside stairs >They've got this elevated deck wrapping around the 2nd floor of their house >Sometimes see him out there just running in circles, like a GTA NPC stuck in a loop >Only way down if he can't unlock the gate? Jump off the deck AND HE JUST DOES IT. >Kid's like 200 lbs, lands like a sack of potatoes, barely even gets a scratch >Literal tank of a human being Fast forward to now. I've just finished all 10 episodes of The Telepathy Tapes (top 5 podcast on Apple/Spotify rn-look it up), and I feel like my brain just hit Ctrl+Alt+Del. What if he wasn't just some "retard"? What if he was literally operating on a higher plane of existence? Think about it: People assume non-verbal autists are "dumb" because they can't tie their shoes or talk. But tying shoes and speaking are fine motor skills—what if they're just too disconnected from the 3D world to use their body properly? Some of these guys have said things like, "I didn't even know I had a body" after learning to communicate via typing. These dudes are like prisoners in their own bodies--but at the same time, not really, because they're out here astral projecting and meeting at a place they call "The Hill." I'm not even memeing anymore. What if he wasn't “mindlessly" running on that deck? What if he was accessing some 4D hyperspace realm while his body was on autopilot? I feel like I've just unlocked a new conspiracy rabbit hole, and I need others to weigh in. Am I crazy, or are these guys literally in a different dimension?
1/1 5SCu1LH8 (OP) -KN 54m (12/25/24 14:42) 492291735.7 Re - 0 Img JPG 127KB (981 x 981) threeeyepepe.jpg 4 Replies >Be me, 12 years old >New neighbors move in, kid has severe autism >Constant yelling, but completely incomprehensible- straight-up non-verbal turbo-autist >Kid keeps trying to escape the house; parents build a full prison-gate system on their outside stairs >They've got this elevated deck wrapping around the 2nd floor of their house >Sometimes see him out there just running in circles, like a GTA NPC stuck in a loop >Only way down if he can't unlock the gate? Jump off the deck AND HE JUST DOES IT. >Kid's like 200 lbs, lands like a sack of potatoes, barely even gets a scratch >Literal tank of a human being Fast forward to now. I've just finished all 10 episodes of The Telepathy Tapes (top 5 podcast on Apple/Spotify rn-look it up), and I feel like my brain just hit Ctrl+Alt+Del. What if he wasn't just some "retard"? What if he was literally operating on a higher plane of existence? Think about it: People assume non-verbal autists are "dumb" because they can't tie their shoes or talk. But tying shoes and speaking are fine motor skills—what if they're just too disconnected from the 3D world to use their body properly? Some of these guys have said things like, "I didn't even know I had a body" after learning to communicate via typing. These dudes are like prisoners in their own bodies--but at the same time, not really, because they're out here astral projecting and meeting at a place they call "The Hill." I'm not even memeing anymore. What if he wasn't “mindlessly" running on that deck? What if he was accessing some 4D hyperspace realm while his body was on autopilot? I feel like I've just unlocked a new conspiracy rabbit hole, and I need others to weigh in. Am I crazy, or are these guys literally in a different dimension?

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Anon has a gun story | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Gun stories thread? 104 KB JPG anon" 10/21/22(Fri)23:02:01 No.55750288 >get first gf at 24 >she's 21 >she still lives with her parents >she invites me to lunch with her parents and then back to their place to hang out >"The family wants to know you >father mean mugs me the entire time, mother is genuinely interested in what I do for a living >get back to their place >father invites me to sit down across the living room table from him >as he's sitting down he pulls out a gun and sets it down facing me >'tism activates, think he's inviting me to do the same >place my gun on coffee table too >"What're you trying to say there, boy?" >"I haven't even spoken yet though" >"You calling me a liar?" >"What?"
Anonymous Gun stories thread? 104 KB JPG anon" 10/21/22(Fri)23:02:01 No.55750288 >get first gf at 24 >she's 21 >she still lives with her parents >she invites me to lunch with her parents and then back to their place to hang out >"The family wants to know you >father mean mugs me the entire time, mother is genuinely interested in what I do for a living >get back to their place >father invites me to sit down across the living room table from him >as he's sitting down he pulls out a gun and sets it down facing me >'tism activates, think he's inviting me to do the same >place my gun on coffee table too >"What're you trying to say there, boy?" >"I haven't even spoken yet though" >"You calling me a liar?" >"What?"

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