[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [ Auto] File: 53 3f9ce749393313556(...).png (28 KB, 357x313) 83/12/10 Anonymous (ID: ut94w3CO 12/25/24(Wed)08:59:03 No.492312671 >>492312759 >>492312835 >>492312904 >>492312966 >>492312976 >>492313058 >>492313130 >>492313192 >>492313208 >>492313319 >>492313525 >>492314252 >>492314580 >>492315020 >>492315089 >>492315099 >>492315173 >>492315209 >>492315990 >>492318353 >>492318435 >>492318570 >>492318674 >>492318935 >>492319182 >>492319219 >>492319493 >>492319578 >>492319634 >>492320026 >>492320046 >>492321370 >>492321787 >haven't seen my family for Christmas in 12 years >my mom always goes down to Arizona to see them >this year I saved up enough money and requested a week off so I could go visit >I was super excited to go >told my cousin on Facebook I was coming this year but got left on read >my mom called the next day and told me I need to stay home because they have a lot going on >I was disappointed but understood >open up snapchat this morning to see my mom's story >my brother, sister, cousins, aunts, uncles, grandparents are all there >I'm the only one spending Christmas alone >my mom shortly deleted the story and called me a dozen times >they don't have a lot going on at all >I just wasn't invited

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Anonymous 139 KB JPG 12/19/24(Thu)15:28:13 No.928849473 >Be Rose >Throw away a priceless jewel worth hundreds of millions of dollars >Could have made her family financially secure for generations but says no for le epic symbolism >Reminisces about the man that saved her, but also hogs the floating door like a selfish pig, killing him. (Watch the Mythbusters episode) This is one of the greatest love stories ever told? Dude, Rose is a f------ bitch.

Anonymous (ID: 9Mc0Hnwf 12/19/24(Thu)15:49:03 No.491828169 1.94 MB JPG >sells your gold reserves >basically completely crashes your economy >Canadian dollar crashes >tells leafs to anhero with suicide pods if they get too sick >imports 6 gorillion pajeets to fight over a single Tim Horton's >gets offended when basically only neighbor that has been decent says they would be better off annexed Why leafs? Why?

: Anonymous 05/26/22(Thu)13:13:15 No.68790277 196 KB PNG >Go on omegle >say im interested in politics >match up >ask them about their political opinion >take the radical extreme opposite of the answer >get them riled up >write a question of catalogues >they type for over 2 minutes >disconnect before they can send me their shittext 4 victims today

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Anon and trans girlfriend ruin their own Christmas | /r/Greentext

onymous k. 12/25/24(Wed)12:58:31 No.38380325 418 KB JPG >be me >christmas with trans gf >she comes over to see family, they all like her >I give her a cute plushie and she squeals with joy, its really cute >we go to my room, and she says she has a gift for me there. >she takes off her clothes to show christmas lingere "I put this on for you, anon" >hell yeah christmas sex >sex.webm >she looks at me dead in the eyes and starts to cry >we stop and now shes bawling into my arms about being a moid or some stupid s--- >she gets for a while and tells me she wants to go home. >didn't even stay for dinner. I ruined her christmas. She probably hates me. Is it over? Anonymous >>38380325 (OP) # i'm so confused 12/25/24(Wed)12:59:37 No.38380331 she started crying because you had sex with her?? Anonymous >>38380325 (OP) # >I ruined her christmas. 12/25/24(Wed)13:05:31 No.38380381 No? It sounds like she did it herself. Just tell her she's "brainwormed" and a real girl.

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Anon sees his dad | /r/Greentext

onymous 12/25/24(Wed)13:20:18 No.79854733 >saw my dad for the first time in a while >sudden urge to stop being a f------ loser 2-B 128 KB JPG Anonymous 12/25/24(Wed)13:22:09 No.79854754 Take advantage of that momentum, we always have those flashes where the spark comes back. >>79854784 # Anonymous >>79854754 # 12/25/24(Wed)13:25:23 No.79854784 it's been so long since i've had my s--- together but yeah good point

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Anon didn’t buy real gifts | /r/Greentext

onymous 49 KB PNG 12/25/24(Wed)13:15:54 No.38380458 >came out to my family this morning, giving them the gift of my true self >everyone is irritated with me for not getting them "real gifts" F------ breeders unironically prefer material goods to the well- being and happiness of their child and sibling I swear I need to leave this home and join a queer commune Anonymous 12/25/24(Wed)13:18:33 No.38380483 You should've gotten them a real gift, not an AGP son. Anonymous 12/25/24(Wed)13:19:51 No.38380493 >>38380458 (OP) # You did it ON christmas? Are you insane? Sorry it didn't go well Or if this is bait f--- you Anonymous 12/25/24(Wed)13:20:52 No.38380503 Imagine transitioning to save money on Christmas gifts LMAO >>38380583 # Anonymous 12/25/24(Wed)13:21:47 No.38380511 if i got a tranner for christmas, i would never ask God for another thing ever again.... Anonymous >>38380458 (OP) # 12/25/24(Wed)13:24:04 No.38380532 The reason this plan failed is the gift of your true self doesn't impact them at all.

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Confirmed, Anon does not like women. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/30/22(Thu)07:18:57 No.881121178 Are you aroused by clown women? 813 KB JPG 7 Replies / 4 Images Anonymous >>881121178 (OP) # All women are clowns View Thread 06/30/22(Thu)08:20:34 No.881123573

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Anon looks for love at the border | /r/Greentext

Finding love is impossible bro. Dont even bother. >be me >live in city next to mexico border > also be me >leech-faced fat greasy unattractive human slime >can never find love or poonage >brainwave.exe >lot of undocumented illegals in my city >one of them must be desperate for US husband + papers >i'd happily eat burritos all day for guaranteed poonage >volunteer at ngo that gives free food to hungry illegals >also free food for me, save money for weed >pick an uglier one in the food line, more likely to say yes >only speaks spanish, tells me "esposo" when i keep staring and smiling at her >google says it means husband >partytime.gif >put my arm around her >she takes my phone and types in "tengo esposo" >this f------ dicktease is already married >turns out they all are here to meet up with their husbands, even the uglier ones >quits ngo job Honestly bros, im thinking of just ending it.

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Merry Christmas from North Korea | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/24/24(Tue)18:30:48 No.79843003 >you can't post and write comment If you have no enough karma >your post or comment removed by auto 1 KB PNG moderattor because your account not old enough >there have a way of gain karma write comment or post why this f------ app so annoying for new users ?

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anon remembers a retard | /r/Greentext

1/1 5SCu1LH8 (OP) -KN 54m (12/25/24 14:42) 492291735.7 Re - 0 Img JPG 127KB (981 x 981) threeeyepepe.jpg 4 Replies >Be me, 12 years old >New neighbors move in, kid has severe autism >Constant yelling, but completely incomprehensible- straight-up non-verbal turbo-autist >Kid keeps trying to escape the house; parents build a full prison-gate system on their outside stairs >They've got this elevated deck wrapping around the 2nd floor of their house >Sometimes see him out there just running in circles, like a GTA NPC stuck in a loop >Only way down if he can't unlock the gate? Jump off the deck AND HE JUST DOES IT. >Kid's like 200 lbs, lands like a sack of potatoes, barely even gets a scratch >Literal tank of a human being Fast forward to now. I've just finished all 10 episodes of The Telepathy Tapes (top 5 podcast on Apple/Spotify rn-look it up), and I feel like my brain just hit Ctrl+Alt+Del. What if he wasn't just some "retard"? What if he was literally operating on a higher plane of existence? Think about it: People assume non-verbal autists are "dumb" because they can't tie their shoes or talk. But tying shoes and speaking are fine motor skills—what if they're just too disconnected from the 3D world to use their body properly? Some of these guys have said things like, "I didn't even know I had a body" after learning to communicate via typing. These dudes are like prisoners in their own bodies--but at the same time, not really, because they're out here astral projecting and meeting at a place they call "The Hill." I'm not even memeing anymore. What if he wasn't “mindlessly" running on that deck? What if he was accessing some 4D hyperspace realm while his body was on autopilot? I feel like I've just unlocked a new conspiracy rabbit hole, and I need others to weigh in. Am I crazy, or are these guys literally in a different dimension?

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Anon has a gun story | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Gun stories thread? 104 KB JPG anon" 10/21/22(Fri)23:02:01 No.55750288 >get first gf at 24 >she's 21 >she still lives with her parents >she invites me to lunch with her parents and then back to their place to hang out >"The family wants to know you >father mean mugs me the entire time, mother is genuinely interested in what I do for a living >get back to their place >father invites me to sit down across the living room table from him >as he's sitting down he pulls out a gun and sets it down facing me >'tism activates, think he's inviting me to do the same >place my gun on coffee table too >"What're you trying to say there, boy?" >"I haven't even spoken yet though" >"You calling me a liar?" >"What?"

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Calm down, Doctor! Now's not the time for presents. That comes later. | /r/Greentext

File: dr "m claus.jpg (442 KB, 1229x683) Anonymous 12/24/24(Tue)18:59:08 No.207294575 ► Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the plane Not a creature was stirring, not even Bane The flight plan was filed with the agency with care CIA knowing the hostages wouldn't all reach there The prisoners were kneeling with bags on their heads With visions of sleighbells and crashing sleds And CIA in his polo, and I in my cap, Had just settled our brains for a long winter's nap When out on the clouds there arose such a clatter, I sprang from the seat to see what was the matter. Away to the aisle I flew like a flash, Tore open the seatbelt and turned in a dash After shouting and shooting, and questions of Bane One interrupted Wilson, with self-satisfied disdain When, what, from under a hood should appear, But a man, with a mask, and soon it was clear Bigger than average, but still under detain, I knew in a moment it must have been Bane More rapid than eagles CIA's surprise came, And he pointed, and shouted, and called him by name "Bane?" he gasped, with shock and surprise As he realised his flightplan hadn't included this guise How vital was the mask, CIA began to wonder When it would soon sink in he had made such a blunder Pain would occur, although the target unclear Until Bane interjected with CIA's biggest fear For when told he was a big guy, Bane responded with glee That CIA feeling glum is how it would be Then it was revealed that the capture was intended And CIA's flight plane would need to be amended But then from behind, another plane appeared in the distance with Bane adding that he needed Pavel's assistance CIA's dismissal of Bane's success because his source of dreaded distress The plan was to crash, with all on board Presents and all, with Bane's freedom restored So Bane sprang from his seat, to his team gave a shout, And down they all slid into his masterplanned rout But I heard him exclaim, 'ere he rose out of sight, "Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night!"

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Brazilian Anon presents the theory of Latin American superiority | /r/Greentext

onymous (ID: SfcfHovR 7 KB JPG 12/24/24(Tue)14:30:28 No.492241094 The Latin American Superiority Theory >doesn't have as beautiful a model as Colombian Sara Salazar >there are no fantastic women like Brazilians Bruna Butterfly or Juliana Soares >or more recently Sayuri Mattar and Hotsolzinha >doesn't have a woman as beautiful as Chilean Melanie Scarleth Beauty is Latin American

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[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [ Auto] File: 53 3f9ce749393313556(...).png (28 KB, 357x313) 83/12/10 Anonymous (ID: ut94w3CO 12/25/24(Wed)08:59:03 No.492312671 >>492312759 >>492312835 >>492312904 >>492312966 >>492312976 >>492313058 >>492313130 >>492313192 >>492313208 >>492313319 >>492313525 >>492314252 >>492314580 >>492315020 >>492315089 >>492315099 >>492315173 >>492315209 >>492315990 >>492318353 >>492318435 >>492318570 >>492318674 >>492318935 >>492319182 >>492319219 >>492319493 >>492319578 >>492319634 >>492320026 >>492320046 >>492321370 >>492321787 >haven't seen my family for Christmas in 12 years >my mom always goes down to Arizona to see them >this year I saved up enough money and requested a week off so I could go visit >I was super excited to go >told my cousin on Facebook I was coming this year but got left on read >my mom called the next day and told me I need to stay home because they have a lot going on >I was disappointed but understood >open up snapchat this morning to see my mom's story >my brother, sister, cousins, aunts, uncles, grandparents are all there >I'm the only one spending Christmas alone >my mom shortly deleted the story and called me a dozen times >they don't have a lot going on at all >I just wasn't invited

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