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: Anonymous 02/14/21(Sun)22:03:47 No.847408130 Needed to access a few items on my google drive while at an ex gfs apartment in college. She gave me her macbook to do so. She left to get us dinner while I continued working. Knowing that I could find some nudes of her and feeling like taking a break... opened her iCloud. Enjoying looking at some of the nudes when I started to realize...l hadn't seen any of the recent ones. Since I was on her laptop, I opened iMessage since I was getting suspicious. Found conversations there of a guy she'd been cheating on me with(also the location where all these new nude pictures were being taken/sent. Saw them talking about having sex, and sneaking around on me. She'd been talking a ton about a big project presentation she had coming up. So I went into every powerpoint presentation that I could find in her files and changed the first slide to a picture of her she'd sent this guy. Completely naked, spread eagle with her face in frame. After she came back I broke up with her right then. Got a massive tirade of texts/calls the next day. Guess she'd opened the presentation in a lecture hall with 150 something students and several professors there for the presentations. >>847408443 # >>847408454 # >>847411734 #
: Anonymous 02/14/21(Sun)22:03:47 No.847408130 Needed to access a few items on my google drive while at an ex gfs apartment in college. She gave me her macbook to do so. She left to get us dinner while I continued working. Knowing that I could find some nudes of her and feeling like taking a break... opened her iCloud. Enjoying looking at some of the nudes when I started to realize...l hadn't seen any of the recent ones. Since I was on her laptop, I opened iMessage since I was getting suspicious. Found conversations there of a guy she'd been cheating on me with(also the location where all these new nude pictures were being taken/sent. Saw them talking about having sex, and sneaking around on me. She'd been talking a ton about a big project presentation she had coming up. So I went into every powerpoint presentation that I could find in her files and changed the first slide to a picture of her she'd sent this guy. Completely naked, spread eagle with her face in frame. After she came back I broke up with her right then. Got a massive tirade of texts/calls the next day. Guess she'd opened the presentation in a lecture hall with 150 something students and several professors there for the presentations. >>847408443 # >>847408454 # >>847411734 #

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Anon looks for greentexts | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/15/21(Mon)16:43:56 No.847465182 >be me >try to find some nice greentexts >open up /b/ >see nothing but hornyposting, n----- d---, and n------ begging for reparations >what are you people 37 KB JPG : Anonymous 02/15/21(Mon)16:48:38 No.847465503 >be me >Been on /b/ for 4 years >Recently stopped cause I got a life >Open /b today >See thread about an anon r----- his sister in a gas station or something and people asking for pics >Close /b and read a book >>847465557 # : Anonymous 02/15/21(Mon)16:49:36 No.847465557 : Anonymous 02/15/21(Mon)16:49:52 No.847465573 >be me >see greentext on 4chan >screenshot >go on Reddit >r/greentext 10 KB JPG >thanks 4chan : Anonymous 02/15/21(Mon)16:50:32 No.847465614 >be me >shred paper for an hour >shredder overheats >j------- to pictures of OP's mom till it cools down.
: Anonymous 02/15/21(Mon)16:43:56 No.847465182 >be me >try to find some nice greentexts >open up /b/ >see nothing but hornyposting, n----- d---, and n------ begging for reparations >what are you people 37 KB JPG : Anonymous 02/15/21(Mon)16:48:38 No.847465503 >be me >Been on /b/ for 4 years >Recently stopped cause I got a life >Open /b today >See thread about an anon r----- his sister in a gas station or something and people asking for pics >Close /b and read a book >>847465557 # : Anonymous 02/15/21(Mon)16:49:36 No.847465557 : Anonymous 02/15/21(Mon)16:49:52 No.847465573 >be me >see greentext on 4chan >screenshot >go on Reddit >r/greentext 10 KB JPG >thanks 4chan : Anonymous 02/15/21(Mon)16:50:32 No.847465614 >be me >shred paper for an hour >shredder overheats >j------- to pictures of OP's mom till it cools down.

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Anon has a dent in his chest | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/15/21(Mon)19:14:44 No.847479070 Friend said I should share this here >be me, 13 >born with this deformity called funnel chest, have a ~1 inch dent in my ribcage, pic related >spending a week in some christian 16 KB JPG summer camp >go swimming one day >take shirt off, people immediately notice >dumbfucks are absolutely fascinated by the deformity >that evening one of my roommates comes into our room >tells me to pull my shirt up and lay on the floor >am confused but do it >m----------- takes out a bottle and pours water into the dent >dent acts as a bowl, most of the water stays in it >slurp the water out of the cavity with a straw
: Anonymous 02/15/21(Mon)19:14:44 No.847479070 Friend said I should share this here >be me, 13 >born with this deformity called funnel chest, have a ~1 inch dent in my ribcage, pic related >spending a week in some christian 16 KB JPG summer camp >go swimming one day >take shirt off, people immediately notice >dumbfucks are absolutely fascinated by the deformity >that evening one of my roommates comes into our room >tells me to pull my shirt up and lay on the floor >am confused but do it >m----------- takes out a bottle and pours water into the dent >dent acts as a bowl, most of the water stays in it >slurp the water out of the cavity with a straw

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Brazil's top intellectual weighs in on politics | /r/Greentext

I BRAZILLIAN MONKE (ID: uet4lwzT) O 02/14/21(Sun)18:49:04 No.308130533 >>308130706 >>308131013 File: C49B3309-AF67-4FE6-AB48-7(.).jpg (11 KВ, 259х194) 000000000OOH 0000000000000000H 00OK 0000K AAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAААAAAAAAAAАН ААННННННННННННННННННН AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Uuuh uuh uhh? UUUH AAAAААН АННН AAAAAAAAAННННН ОООООКК 000ооКК AAAAAAAAAАААAAААААААААН АААААААААААААААAAАААAАН ААААААААААААAAAAАAAAААН АААААААААААAAAAAAAАAAАН 000000000OOK 00000000OOK 00000000O00000OK OOK I Anonymous (ID: PU8W3IZE 1 02/14/21(Sun)18:50:20 No.308130706 >>308132105 >>308130533 thanks for your input brazil
I BRAZILLIAN MONKE (ID: uet4lwzT) O 02/14/21(Sun)18:49:04 No.308130533 >>308130706 >>308131013 File: C49B3309-AF67-4FE6-AB48-7(.).jpg (11 KВ, 259х194) 000000000OOH 0000000000000000H 00OK 0000K AAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAААAAAAAAAAАН ААННННННННННННННННННН AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Uuuh uuh uhh? UUUH AAAAААН АННН AAAAAAAAAННННН ОООООКК 000ооКК AAAAAAAAAАААAAААААААААН АААААААААААААААAAАААAАН ААААААААААААAAAAАAAAААН АААААААААААAAAAAAAАAAАН 000000000OOK 00000000OOK 00000000O00000OK OOK I Anonymous (ID: PU8W3IZE 1 02/14/21(Sun)18:50:20 No.308130706 >>308132105 >>308130533 thanks for your input brazil

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anon goes shooping | /r/Greentext

File: krogeremployee.png (426 KB, 560x413) O Anonymous 02/15/21(Mon)02:57:55 No.15587653 >be customer >self check out >PLEASE WAIT FOR ASSISTANCE.jpg >look around >4 hours later >be worker >"hey bro you need help?" >types on screen in strangely effeminate fashion >types passcode too fast so it inputs wrong >types passcode too fast again >wrong again >finally gets it >doesn't check what the problem is >"thanks bro" >leaves >be customer >scan next item >PLEASE WAIT FOR ASSISTANCE.jpg >repeat
File: krogeremployee.png (426 KB, 560x413) O Anonymous 02/15/21(Mon)02:57:55 No.15587653 >be customer >self check out >PLEASE WAIT FOR ASSISTANCE.jpg >look around >4 hours later >be worker >"hey bro you need help?" >types on screen in strangely effeminate fashion >types passcode too fast so it inputs wrong >types passcode too fast again >wrong again >finally gets it >doesn't check what the problem is >"thanks bro" >leaves >be customer >scan next item >PLEASE WAIT FOR ASSISTANCE.jpg >repeat

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anon discovers the answer | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/15/21 (Mon)13:59:32 No.62343239 >be ugly and nice to her >she doesn't care >be ugly and mean to her >she doesn't care >be attractive and nice to her >she likes you >be attractive and mean to her >she likes you even more >>62343290 # >>62343366 # : Anonymous 02/15/21(Mon)14:02:06 No.62343278 >>62343232 # Holy mother of god .The sacred scrolls. 47 KB JPG
: Anonymous 02/15/21 (Mon)13:59:32 No.62343239 >be ugly and nice to her >she doesn't care >be ugly and mean to her >she doesn't care >be attractive and nice to her >she likes you >be attractive and mean to her >she likes you even more >>62343290 # >>62343366 # : Anonymous 02/15/21(Mon)14:02:06 No.62343278 >>62343232 # Holy mother of god .The sacred scrolls. 47 KB JPG

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Anon is a coomer | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/15/21(Mon)04:36:28 No.847434498 I want to tell you guys about the c-- shorts. >be me, 20 yo, kind of skinny and feminine >fap on /trash/'s /ftt/ all the time >lewd talk with an anon that likes posting 3 KB JPG pictures of traps in spandex >"wait - I have spandex shorts for when I workout and bike" >decide to wear them during my next /ftt/ session >sexting with anons - rubbing my bulge through the tight, silky material >c-- in my spandex shorts, my hot spunk seeping through the fabric and making a mess >decide against washing it, leave the c---stained shorts alone until I feel like fapping again >next day, put on the c-- shorts and shoot my load into it once more Been doing this for a week now and I still haven't washed them. How long can I go on like this before I invent a new strain of AIDS or Herpes from the build up?
: Anonymous 02/15/21(Mon)04:36:28 No.847434498 I want to tell you guys about the c-- shorts. >be me, 20 yo, kind of skinny and feminine >fap on /trash/'s /ftt/ all the time >lewd talk with an anon that likes posting 3 KB JPG pictures of traps in spandex >"wait - I have spandex shorts for when I workout and bike" >decide to wear them during my next /ftt/ session >sexting with anons - rubbing my bulge through the tight, silky material >c-- in my spandex shorts, my hot spunk seeping through the fabric and making a mess >decide against washing it, leave the c---stained shorts alone until I feel like fapping again >next day, put on the c-- shorts and shoot my load into it once more Been doing this for a week now and I still haven't washed them. How long can I go on like this before I invent a new strain of AIDS or Herpes from the build up?

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Anon like boyz | /r/Greentext

Anonymous No. 49384163 (3 m) >be me >have one shot at life >born gay in iran mfw PNG 429.57 KB
Anonymous No. 49384163 (3 m) >be me >have one shot at life >born gay in iran mfw PNG 429.57 KB

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Anon rides a bus | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/09/20(Wed)15:29:48 No.6130847 >>61307781 (OP) >be me >waiting at bus station >bus arrives >get on bus >reach destination >get off bus
Anonymous 12/09/20(Wed)15:29:48 No.6130847 >>61307781 (OP) >be me >waiting at bus station >bus arrives >get on bus >reach destination >get off bus

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She's the bomb | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/15/21 (Mon)12:11:21 No.62341896 fabc35dee775bcdac2ffa64de4c75e860560139768986e54fb0a433e5 90 KB JPG >Hey anon. I'm back. *kisses you* >God, you have such cute blue eyes.*strokes your hair* >My feet are so tired, have been killing palestinians all day. Will you give me a foot rub?
: Anonymous 02/15/21 (Mon)12:11:21 No.62341896 fabc35dee775bcdac2ffa64de4c75e860560139768986e54fb0a433e5 90 KB JPG >Hey anon. I'm back. *kisses you* >God, you have such cute blue eyes.*strokes your hair* >My feet are so tired, have been killing palestinians all day. Will you give me a foot rub?

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Cold comfort | /r/Greentext

File: 1583394903294.jpg (47 KB, 1200x1200) Anonymous 02/12/21(Fri)06:12:39 No.847191605 [Reply] >>847193650 > /b/ me > wake up in middle of night > needtoshit.jpg > use bathroom in the dark > realise I feel still half asleep > in an attempt to condition my mind into not thinking pissing myself in my sleep is ok, I begin to move my arms and touch the cold walls to feel "in reality" > finish s--- > go back to sleep Fast forward two days later. > /b/ me still > go to the bathroom > "I better check I'm actually awake!" > flail arms, touch cold walls > "yep, seems to check out" > commencepiss.gif > immediately wake up from dream > covered in piss How the f--- has my brain cucked me out of my own consciousness? How has it managed to bypass what's basically a lucid dreaming technique? F---.
File: 1583394903294.jpg (47 KB, 1200x1200) Anonymous 02/12/21(Fri)06:12:39 No.847191605 [Reply] >>847193650 > /b/ me > wake up in middle of night > needtoshit.jpg > use bathroom in the dark > realise I feel still half asleep > in an attempt to condition my mind into not thinking pissing myself in my sleep is ok, I begin to move my arms and touch the cold walls to feel "in reality" > finish s--- > go back to sleep Fast forward two days later. > /b/ me still > go to the bathroom > "I better check I'm actually awake!" > flail arms, touch cold walls > "yep, seems to check out" > commencepiss.gif > immediately wake up from dream > covered in piss How the f--- has my brain cucked me out of my own consciousness? How has it managed to bypass what's basically a lucid dreaming technique? F---.

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Anon experiences "American Freedom" | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/01/12(Wed)08:16 No.23795638 File: 1343823371325.jpg-(81 KB, 360x360, 1329732873924.jpg) >>23795414 >be australian >hear from 4chan about american freedom >decide to experience it for myself >fly to states >arrive at JFK airport >get a strip search, x-ray and MRI scan to make GREATEAT HITA sure I'm "not a terrorist" >finally escape from airport >arrive at the statue of liberty to collect my freedom >get shot by seven men >crawl to the nearest hospital, bleeding >hospital will treat me but it costs 3 million USD >try to tell them about our superior free health care >get arrested for "threatening national security" >get sent to guantanamo bay >Obama sends drone strikes to Grom Grom to kill my family >mfw
Anonymous 08/01/12(Wed)08:16 No.23795638 File: 1343823371325.jpg-(81 KB, 360x360, 1329732873924.jpg) >>23795414 >be australian >hear from 4chan about american freedom >decide to experience it for myself >fly to states >arrive at JFK airport >get a strip search, x-ray and MRI scan to make GREATEAT HITA sure I'm "not a terrorist" >finally escape from airport >arrive at the statue of liberty to collect my freedom >get shot by seven men >crawl to the nearest hospital, bleeding >hospital will treat me but it costs 3 million USD >try to tell them about our superior free health care >get arrested for "threatening national security" >get sent to guantanamo bay >Obama sends drone strikes to Grom Grom to kill my family >mfw

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Anon hates his brother | /r/Greentext

Anonymous >Be me yesterday >Mom and Dad ask how to check history in big bro's laptop >Perfect to take revenge >Open it for them but it's empty >ldea.jpg >Ask them to check cookies and search for xxx sites >Get about 10 sites >Parents angru and me happy >mfw when they ask for my laptop >mfw when I realise that I never delete cookies >Mfw when l've got pages of undeleted cookies >mfw when we both get shout at >mfw karma How bad did I f--- this up
Anonymous >Be me yesterday >Mom and Dad ask how to check history in big bro's laptop >Perfect to take revenge >Open it for them but it's empty >ldea.jpg >Ask them to check cookies and search for xxx sites >Get about 10 sites >Parents angru and me happy >mfw when they ask for my laptop >mfw when I realise that I never delete cookies >Mfw when l've got pages of undeleted cookies >mfw when we both get shout at >mfw karma How bad did I f--- this up

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In a human grocery store | /r/Greentext

Anonymous E 02/15/21(Mon)06:07:05 No.139581423 >>139581506 >>139581614 >>139581725 >>139581822 >>139582044 >>139583235 >be in the grocery store >suddenly think of a funny thing >start smiling uncontrollably >realize that you are in public where people can see you and you're making a fool of yourself >try to forcibly curb the smile causing kind of a civil war in your face muscles Does this happen in your culture? O Anonymous + 02/15/21(Mon)06:08:49 No.139581506 >>139581423 (OP) # I saw you do this Embarassing
Anonymous E 02/15/21(Mon)06:07:05 No.139581423 >>139581506 >>139581614 >>139581725 >>139581822 >>139582044 >>139583235 >be in the grocery store >suddenly think of a funny thing >start smiling uncontrollably >realize that you are in public where people can see you and you're making a fool of yourself >try to forcibly curb the smile causing kind of a civil war in your face muscles Does this happen in your culture? O Anonymous + 02/15/21(Mon)06:08:49 No.139581506 >>139581423 (OP) # I saw you do this Embarassing

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Anon buys new clothes and gets called a loser | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 45243472 >be me >22 yo >overweight beta loser >decide to f--- it all and get my life in control >get new clothes >go to the gym >work out harder than ever in my life >sweat dripping off me >can't feel my legs >a couple of chads walk by >hear one of them say to the other >"What a fat loser" 42,2 kB JPG >... >He's technically right >l am losing a lot of fat 3 REPLIES O IMAGES REPLY Anonymous | 45243502 Nice keep going man
Anonymous | 45243472 >be me >22 yo >overweight beta loser >decide to f--- it all and get my life in control >get new clothes >go to the gym >work out harder than ever in my life >sweat dripping off me >can't feel my legs >a couple of chads walk by >hear one of them say to the other >"What a fat loser" 42,2 kB JPG >... >He's technically right >l am losing a lot of fat 3 REPLIES O IMAGES REPLY Anonymous | 45243502 Nice keep going man

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Anon likes 4chan | /r/Greentext

Today at 9:07 PM ik i went for a jogg it was nice whatr u doing for valentines day? Today at 9:19 PM uhhhhh hanging out on 4chan Imao i relate to them i guess >f--- f--- f--- >he doesn't like edgy egirls >how do i fix this he's ignoring me 7h (2/15 5:37) · 62334917 >>62334907 (OP) nothing but bad things can come from telling people you use 4channel
Today at 9:07 PM ik i went for a jogg it was nice whatr u doing for valentines day? Today at 9:19 PM uhhhhh hanging out on 4chan Imao i relate to them i guess >f--- f--- f--- >he doesn't like edgy egirls >how do i fix this he's ignoring me 7h (2/15 5:37) · 62334917 >>62334907 (OP) nothing but bad things can come from telling people you use 4channel

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No one wants to hear Anon's story | /r/Greentext

wonder >be me >find 4chan >want to post irl story >scroll through posts about c-- shorts >scroll by a g--------- >wonder if anyone will give a s--- about a lucid dream story
wonder >be me >find 4chan >want to post irl story >scroll through posts about c-- shorts >scroll by a g--------- >wonder if anyone will give a s--- about a lucid dream story

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Anon discusses Aragorn | /r/Greentext

63 Re · 13 Img JPG 42KB (540 × 540) 19 Replies >rusted, chipped p------------ sword, probably been rusting in the caverns for three decades >"this is a good sword" Was Aragorn the first autistic king?
63 Re · 13 Img JPG 42KB (540 × 540) 19 Replies >rusted, chipped p------------ sword, probably been rusting in the caverns for three decades >"this is a good sword" Was Aragorn the first autistic king?

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Anon wants a girlfriend | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/15/21 (Mon)04:18:04 No.847437816 >be me ap Discover something new Sporeored >zerkin off >reading some hentai >see the 2 characters hug eachother >"damn" 77 KB JPG >"...damn.." >think about hugging someone >really want hug someone >think about how nice it would feel >havent hugged someone legitimately in like 8 years I wish i had a girlfriend
: Anonymous 02/15/21 (Mon)04:18:04 No.847437816 >be me ap Discover something new Sporeored >zerkin off >reading some hentai >see the 2 characters hug eachother >"damn" 77 KB JPG >"...damn.." >think about hugging someone >really want hug someone >think about how nice it would feel >havent hugged someone legitimately in like 8 years I wish i had a girlfriend

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Anon has a bad Valentine's day | /r/Greentext

>bf met up with me just to dump me, on Valentine's day >after I spent three hours making chocolates for him >just gave him them and cried at home 2h (2/15 10:29) · 62337988 I almost felt sorry for but then I remembered that you're not actually a cute anime girl 2h (2/15 10:32) · 62338012 >>62337970 (OP) Why did you give him the chocolate? Should have just poured it all over him or give it to me
>bf met up with me just to dump me, on Valentine's day >after I spent three hours making chocolates for him >just gave him them and cried at home 2h (2/15 10:29) · 62337988 I almost felt sorry for but then I remembered that you're not actually a cute anime girl 2h (2/15 10:32) · 62338012 >>62337970 (OP) Why did you give him the chocolate? Should have just poured it all over him or give it to me

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