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Anonymous 08/30/18(Thu)21:02:32 No.429680034 >be me 18 year old >go to a comic convention >go to a cosplay competition dressed as a doom fighter 193 KB PNG next to me is a samus cosplayer very hot so I take of my helmet she takes off her helmet 9/10 we have a conversation she invites me to her home sexytime.jpg >she plays a loop of f-zero music have sex to it clean up mfw she savs to me that she is 25 mfw she said that her roommate should be here mtw T hear someone fapping in the corner

Anonymous 08/30/18(Thu)21:02:32 No.429680034 >be me 18 year old >go to a comic convention >go to a cosplay competition dressed as a doom fighter 193 KB PNG next to me is a samus cosplayer very hot so I take of my helmet she takes off her helmet 9/10 we have a conversation she invites me to her home sexytime.jpg >she plays a loop of f-zero music have sex to it clean up mfw she savs to me that she is 25 mfw she said that her roommate should be here mtw T hear someone fapping in the corner

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Pretend I have the time of my life.

Anonymous 2 hours ago be 9 >be lonely kid at new school 47768281 maybe 50 kids total in the whole school the cool guy in the class is talking about his birthday party ask him "would I be able to come too?" she says yes super excited because I'd never really had friends talking about it all week >dad takes me shopping to get him some presents, get him a really good baseball glove since basically all the boys were forced on the baseball team including me >get food, drinks, mum makes some muffins call him and ask if I could come over now s"anon? is that you? I was joking, you're not invited, that's why I didn't give you an invitation card" hear the other kids in the background s"hahaha is that anon, oh my goddd" one of them grabs the phone and puts his mouth right up to the receiver so his voice is ultra loud and distorted, talking like a robot for some reason "you are not our friend, I repeat, leave us alone" >hangs up abruptly >heart sinks tears welling up >dad asks "so you ready to head off now, buddy?" s"yep!" >get him to drop me off around the corner from the kids house >spend literally 5 hours hiding in a bush trying to make up fun stories to tell mum and dad >walk all the way home since no access to a phone >get lost a lot because it's a new place >I'm literally crying because it's dark now and I'm tired and lost find home sit outside for awhile until my eyes dried, bury the glove in the garden >walk in and pretend I had the time of my life 2 REPLIES

Anonymous 2 hours ago be 9 >be lonely kid at new school 47768281 maybe 50 kids total in the whole school the cool guy in the class is talking about his birthday party ask him "would I be able to come too?" she says yes super excited because I'd never really had friends talking about it all week >dad takes me shopping to get him some presents, get him a really good baseball glove since basically all the boys were forced on the baseball team including me >get food, drinks, mum makes some muffins call him and ask if I could come over now s"anon? is that you? I was joking, you're not invited, that's why I didn't give you an invitation card" hear the other kids in the background s"hahaha is that anon, oh my goddd" one of them grabs the phone and puts his mouth right up to the receiver so his voice is ultra loud and distorted, talking like a robot for some reason "you are not our friend, I repeat, leave us alone" >hangs up abruptly >heart sinks tears welling up >dad asks "so you ready to head off now, buddy?" s"yep!" >get him to drop me off around the corner from the kids house >spend literally 5 hours hiding in a bush trying to make up fun stories to tell mum and dad >walk all the way home since no access to a phone >get lost a lot because it's a new place >I'm literally crying because it's dark now and I'm tired and lost find home sit outside for awhile until my eyes dried, bury the glove in the garden >walk in and pretend I had the time of my life 2 REPLIES

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Anon is fake, gay and autistic

Anonymous 10/12/17(Thu)23:00:07 No.40366294 slove having pressure on top of me >buy a weighted blanket so I can have something snug and warm lay on top of me and feel like I'm being デくプ hugged 96 KB JPG >do more research >find out weighted blankets are made for autistic kids oh no

Anonymous 10/12/17(Thu)23:00:07 No.40366294 slove having pressure on top of me >buy a weighted blanket so I can have something snug and warm lay on top of me and feel like I'm being デくプ hugged 96 KB JPG >do more research >find out weighted blankets are made for autistic kids oh no

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Tard booth

File: 1531618253472 jpg (83 KB, 726x1024) Anonymous 07/14/18(Sat)23:25:18 No.774366276 >be in grade school with this kid >f------ hated this one kid with a passion getting asked questions by a teacher swe both raise our hands at the same time >teacher tells me I'm up >answer >as soon as I sit down kid yells "HE STOLE MY ANSWER!" >wanted to punch him in the f------ face >he did this every single time I would answer a question >started answering them wrong on steacher asks the class why volcanoes erupt >she calls on him >yell out "volcanic gases buildup" >he just looks at me >starts talking about volcanic gases purpose just to f--- with him >teacher tells him that it was incorrect >he starts crying and blaming me >he starts throwing a fit >teacher tells him to calm down >when he doesn't calm down, teacher tries to take him to the tard booth >he fights her >she subdues him with an arm lock and forces him in the tard booth, slamming the metal bar down, locking him in he starts screaming and crying, pounding on the door, begging her to let him out >she doesn't >mfw I hear his agonized screams and imagine him sitting alone in the dark in a padded box with no way out >he starts spitting on the peak hole to the booth >few minutes go by, he stops making noise >suddenly hear him yell "I POOPED IN HERE, NOW YOU HAVE TO LET ME OUT!!" >he actually took a s--- in the tard bootlh >gets suspended n ne can usoh for3 dayPOOPED IN HERE NOW YOU HAVE TO LET ME OUTIN Anonymous 07/14/18(Sat)23:39:30 No.7743673302774367629 Ps File (5 KB, 250x236) tard booth Ps Anonymous 07/14/18(Sat)23:39:49 No.774367362774367629 Tard booth? What the f---. Anonymous 07/14/18(Sat)23:43:28 No.774367629 774367330 P> I'm guessing it's a little specially-built (no pun intended) padded room to restrain the tard in Ps Anonymous 07/14/18 (Sat)23:44:16 No.774367677 File: oUCWYEQ ipg (407 KB, 2000x2000) 774366 tard booth Anonymous 07/14/18(Sat)23:46:16 No.774367807 The story of the log poster The story of the log poster Ps Anonymous 07/14/18 (Sat)23:46:53 No.774367846 File: retard.ipg (529 KB, 2448x3264) 774366

File: 1531618253472 jpg (83 KB, 726x1024) Anonymous 07/14/18(Sat)23:25:18 No.774366276 >be in grade school with this kid >f------ hated this one kid with a passion getting asked questions by a teacher swe both raise our hands at the same time >teacher tells me I'm up >answer >as soon as I sit down kid yells "HE STOLE MY ANSWER!" >wanted to punch him in the f------ face >he did this every single time I would answer a question >started answering them wrong on steacher asks the class why volcanoes erupt >she calls on him >yell out "volcanic gases buildup" >he just looks at me >starts talking about volcanic gases purpose just to f--- with him >teacher tells him that it was incorrect >he starts crying and blaming me >he starts throwing a fit >teacher tells him to calm down >when he doesn't calm down, teacher tries to take him to the tard booth >he fights her >she subdues him with an arm lock and forces him in the tard booth, slamming the metal bar down, locking him in he starts screaming and crying, pounding on the door, begging her to let him out >she doesn't >mfw I hear his agonized screams and imagine him sitting alone in the dark in a padded box with no way out >he starts spitting on the peak hole to the booth >few minutes go by, he stops making noise >suddenly hear him yell "I POOPED IN HERE, NOW YOU HAVE TO LET ME OUT!!" >he actually took a s--- in the tard bootlh >gets suspended n ne can usoh for3 dayPOOPED IN HERE NOW YOU HAVE TO LET ME OUTIN Anonymous 07/14/18(Sat)23:39:30 No.7743673302774367629 Ps File (5 KB, 250x236) tard booth Ps Anonymous 07/14/18(Sat)23:39:49 No.774367362774367629 Tard booth? What the f---. Anonymous 07/14/18(Sat)23:43:28 No.774367629 774367330 P> I'm guessing it's a little specially-built (no pun intended) padded room to restrain the tard in Ps Anonymous 07/14/18 (Sat)23:44:16 No.774367677 File: oUCWYEQ ipg (407 KB, 2000x2000) 774366 tard booth Anonymous 07/14/18(Sat)23:46:16 No.774367807 The story of the log poster The story of the log poster Ps Anonymous 07/14/18 (Sat)23:46:53 No.774367846 File: retard.ipg (529 KB, 2448x3264) 774366

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Workout

Anonymous 07/27/18(Fri)07:19:56 No.47018323 tfw pretty sure I am the joke of my gym The first few times I went, I went wearing a T Shirt with a picture of Scooby Doo, then I went without realising the next few times with 170 KB PNG a T Shirt with a picture of Shaggy. People noticed and started calling me 'The Mystery Machine'. tfw didn't know what to do ended up buying several shirts with different members of the Scooby Doo gang (Fred, Daphne, Scrappy etc) on them, and now I always wear them at the gym all of the exercises I do are related to solving mysteries >for example my 'cardio is to run in one of the front doors then run through the back of the gym and come through a back door, like I am Scooby and the Gang running from a monster through the different doors Instead of deadlifts I do Jinkies Jacks' where l lift the bar until it is too heavy then loudly say Jinkies' and drop it always wear a zombie mask that I pull off between sets I can't stop because people really like it, and I don't want to become hated, but I am making no gains 47

Anonymous 07/27/18(Fri)07:19:56 No.47018323 tfw pretty sure I am the joke of my gym The first few times I went, I went wearing a T Shirt with a picture of Scooby Doo, then I went without realising the next few times with 170 KB PNG a T Shirt with a picture of Shaggy. People noticed and started calling me 'The Mystery Machine'. tfw didn't know what to do ended up buying several shirts with different members of the Scooby Doo gang (Fred, Daphne, Scrappy etc) on them, and now I always wear them at the gym all of the exercises I do are related to solving mysteries >for example my 'cardio is to run in one of the front doors then run through the back of the gym and come through a back door, like I am Scooby and the Gang running from a monster through the different doors Instead of deadlifts I do Jinkies Jacks' where l lift the bar until it is too heavy then loudly say Jinkies' and drop it always wear a zombie mask that I pull off between sets I can't stop because people really like it, and I don't want to become hated, but I am making no gains 47

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Fiber diets are hell

File: RwOzn7Q.ipg (211 KB, 750x738) Anonymous 08/16/16(Tue)12:24:09 No.69976327922599763515 22599763682 be fat go to fit and find a solution >main problem is i eat like a dumpster apparently things with loads of fiber is going to save my filthy soul >"Fiber is digested slowly, leaving you feeling full longer, and helps with digestion go out and buy two boxes of fiber-heavy breakfast bars sthe first day i have fiber bars for breakfast, lunch and a lot of snacks -i dont s--- that day >next day i fiber myself up even more -i dont s--- that day either fiber jesus is surely working his magic n my colon -can feel the pounds dropping off because im not very hungry anymore >i dont s--- the third day >i dont s--- the fourth day thefinaldaydawns.mp3 tho i have my morning coffee and feel my insides rumble in that famillar way >the second i hit the toilet the weirdest fart in the world exits me it's whistling Pjust a thin, continuous airstream of fart that smels like grandpapas coffin pno sound other than the whlstling hiss >suddenly stops the hole is plugged >SOS sthis s--- is so solid It feels like I'm glving a--- birth to Dwayne "The rock Johnson >hang on to the shower curtain and pray sthe rock is shot out of my a------ at mach speed my entire ass is covered in toilet water now the fun begins a fart that could do more damage to the ozone layer than aerosol ever did is shooting s--- bullets out of me >solid and prefectly round nuggets the smell is killing me >blacking out >the thuds of nuggets shooting around the bowl propelled by my insane fiber flatulence is giving me war flashbacks >wasntevenin'nam.jpeg my guts are yelling in german >sounds like a moose in heat lives in my belly most of the s--- isn't even digested at this point just forced out by all the gas that had been building up to my throat pafter an hour it finally seems to be over >im shivering and crying both legs collapse as i try to stand up >my stomach hitting the bathroom tiles forces one last trumpet gondorcallsforaid.rar >shakily wipe my ass ecompletely clean

File: RwOzn7Q.ipg (211 KB, 750x738) Anonymous 08/16/16(Tue)12:24:09 No.69976327922599763515 22599763682 be fat go to fit and find a solution >main problem is i eat like a dumpster apparently things with loads of fiber is going to save my filthy soul >"Fiber is digested slowly, leaving you feeling full longer, and helps with digestion go out and buy two boxes of fiber-heavy breakfast bars sthe first day i have fiber bars for breakfast, lunch and a lot of snacks -i dont s--- that day >next day i fiber myself up even more -i dont s--- that day either fiber jesus is surely working his magic n my colon -can feel the pounds dropping off because im not very hungry anymore >i dont s--- the third day >i dont s--- the fourth day thefinaldaydawns.mp3 tho i have my morning coffee and feel my insides rumble in that famillar way >the second i hit the toilet the weirdest fart in the world exits me it's whistling Pjust a thin, continuous airstream of fart that smels like grandpapas coffin pno sound other than the whlstling hiss >suddenly stops the hole is plugged >SOS sthis s--- is so solid It feels like I'm glving a--- birth to Dwayne "The rock Johnson >hang on to the shower curtain and pray sthe rock is shot out of my a------ at mach speed my entire ass is covered in toilet water now the fun begins a fart that could do more damage to the ozone layer than aerosol ever did is shooting s--- bullets out of me >solid and prefectly round nuggets the smell is killing me >blacking out >the thuds of nuggets shooting around the bowl propelled by my insane fiber flatulence is giving me war flashbacks >wasntevenin'nam.jpeg my guts are yelling in german >sounds like a moose in heat lives in my belly most of the s--- isn't even digested at this point just forced out by all the gas that had been building up to my throat pafter an hour it finally seems to be over >im shivering and crying both legs collapse as i try to stand up >my stomach hitting the bathroom tiles forces one last trumpet gondorcallsforaid.rar >shakily wipe my ass ecompletely clean

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4chan defeats the cybermen

Prepare for upgrade Anonymous Wed 09 May 2018 12:41:25 No.59612807 View Reply Original Report Quoted By: >>59612847 >>59612857 >>59613037 >>59613546 >>59613566 >>59616017 >>59617543 >>59621155 >>59621446 >>59621501 >>59621592 >>59621697 >>59621774 This broadcast is for humankind. Cybermen now occupy every landmass on this planet. But you need not fear. Cybermen will remove fear. Cybermen will remove sex, and class, and colour, and creed. You will become identical. You will become like us Anonymous Wed 09 May 2018 12:44:57 No.59612857 Report Quoted By: >>59612892 >>5961750759621085 >59621209 >>59621562 >>59624298 196KiB, 970x545, cybermen.jpg View Same Google db SauceNAO >>59612807 The moment my brain is plugged into the collective, all of you f------ will keel over from the massive tidal wave of autism and memes.

Prepare for upgrade Anonymous Wed 09 May 2018 12:41:25 No.59612807 View Reply Original Report Quoted By: >>59612847 >>59612857 >>59613037 >>59613546 >>59613566 >>59616017 >>59617543 >>59621155 >>59621446 >>59621501 >>59621592 >>59621697 >>59621774 This broadcast is for humankind. Cybermen now occupy every landmass on this planet. But you need not fear. Cybermen will remove fear. Cybermen will remove sex, and class, and colour, and creed. You will become identical. You will become like us Anonymous Wed 09 May 2018 12:44:57 No.59612857 Report Quoted By: >>59612892 >>5961750759621085 >59621209 >>59621562 >>59624298 196KiB, 970x545, cybermen.jpg View Same Google db SauceNAO >>59612807 The moment my brain is plugged into the collective, all of you f------ will keel over from the massive tidal wave of autism and memes.

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Anon gets caught looking at memes

> be me > summer, nothing to do s watching memes on my computer in my room s mom comes in > dont click away fast enough >she sees a meme on my screen s its a very cancerous meme, loss combined with 9/11 > anon w-- is that??? > i try to explain it, but she doesnt get it, at all s anon are you laughing at miscarriage and terrorism? s no, no, try to explain but fail even harder s ur dad will hear from this, anon >later that day » dad comes in s anon, are you on websites that make fun of miscarriage? » people dying aint fun, anon s what > try to explain again, even let him read the KnowYourMeme page of Loss, but he doesnt get the joke >dad gets extremely angry s get punished with all kinds of punishments > that night, went to sleep early because dad took my pc > lying awake in bed, regretting my life little brother comes into my room s stands next to my bed s whispers: i get it, anon >do you?

> be me > summer, nothing to do s watching memes on my computer in my room s mom comes in > dont click away fast enough >she sees a meme on my screen s its a very cancerous meme, loss combined with 9/11 > anon w-- is that??? > i try to explain it, but she doesnt get it, at all s anon are you laughing at miscarriage and terrorism? s no, no, try to explain but fail even harder s ur dad will hear from this, anon >later that day » dad comes in s anon, are you on websites that make fun of miscarriage? » people dying aint fun, anon s what > try to explain again, even let him read the KnowYourMeme page of Loss, but he doesnt get the joke >dad gets extremely angry s get punished with all kinds of punishments > that night, went to sleep early because dad took my pc > lying awake in bed, regretting my life little brother comes into my room s stands next to my bed s whispers: i get it, anon >do you?

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Anon’s Dad was the best

Anonymous 1 hour ago 46515536 1474820705804.jpg (23.3 KB, 242x206) Like, 1 REPLY ears in Rain, Scoo >Born in the year of 1993 Mother abandoned me at birth 22 year old father abandons all his dreams to raises me alone times are tough as f--- as he has to juggle work and me >whenever he has free time we play vidya together we move from old nintendo and s--- to WoW raiding and so on >helps me with school and even encourages me to study in a university follow his advice and manage to finish uni with engineer degree 1 year ago he gets diagnosed with lung cancer time goes on and it gets so bad he cant get out of the hospital bed visit him every single day >week ago >"Hey Anon, was I a good father?" >"You were the best, dad" >"Heh, thanks son >2 seconds later, flatline today finally decide to organize his stuff in his old bedroom find a noteboolk in details he wrote every day he spent with me "today me and anon went to carnival and did etc. every day ends with "I hope im doing enough for him" last entry is before he enters the hospital "All these years I did what I could, I dont regret (mothers name) abandoning me and Anon and not even calling once" >"I just hope Anon has grown up to be the best he can You were the bets old man, godspeed to you.

Anonymous 1 hour ago 46515536 1474820705804.jpg (23.3 KB, 242x206) Like, 1 REPLY ears in Rain, Scoo >Born in the year of 1993 Mother abandoned me at birth 22 year old father abandons all his dreams to raises me alone times are tough as f--- as he has to juggle work and me >whenever he has free time we play vidya together we move from old nintendo and s--- to WoW raiding and so on >helps me with school and even encourages me to study in a university follow his advice and manage to finish uni with engineer degree 1 year ago he gets diagnosed with lung cancer time goes on and it gets so bad he cant get out of the hospital bed visit him every single day >week ago >"Hey Anon, was I a good father?" >"You were the best, dad" >"Heh, thanks son >2 seconds later, flatline today finally decide to organize his stuff in his old bedroom find a noteboolk in details he wrote every day he spent with me "today me and anon went to carnival and did etc. every day ends with "I hope im doing enough for him" last entry is before he enters the hospital "All these years I did what I could, I dont regret (mothers name) abandoning me and Anon and not even calling once" >"I just hope Anon has grown up to be the best he can You were the bets old man, godspeed to you.

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I didn't ask for those feels anon

Anonymous 06/29/18(Fri)17:29:37 No.772951110 >find xbox 360 in garage >oh s--- lets turn this bitch on plug it in >turn it on >oh s--- halo 3 is in the tray >lets play some halo3 start game open friends list >check out my halo 3 buddies >last seen online 10 years ago

Anonymous 06/29/18(Fri)17:29:37 No.772951110 >find xbox 360 in garage >oh s--- lets turn this bitch on plug it in >turn it on >oh s--- halo 3 is in the tray >lets play some halo3 start game open friends list >check out my halo 3 buddies >last seen online 10 years ago

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Another sad story

Anonymous 06/26/18(Tue)19:15:27 No.772666665 >be driving to work one day when i get a phone cal >i pull over and pick up the phone >my eyes widen, and my heart skips a beat 36 KB JPG my gf had a miscarriage >i turn the car around and drive to the hospital as fast as i can >i call my boss on the way saying i'll be late due to an emergency make it to the hospital and bust through the emergency room doors >i run over and talk to the receptionist and she tells me where to go >i find the room, and talk to the nurse in charge, and tell him that i'm her boyfriend >he lets me in, and i rush to be by her side >i stand over her, with tears in my eyes >she's sobbing, has her back turned to me nurse watches me from the doorway "i'm sorry for your loss" 7 Replies /2 Images View Thread

Anonymous 06/26/18(Tue)19:15:27 No.772666665 >be driving to work one day when i get a phone cal >i pull over and pick up the phone >my eyes widen, and my heart skips a beat 36 KB JPG my gf had a miscarriage >i turn the car around and drive to the hospital as fast as i can >i call my boss on the way saying i'll be late due to an emergency make it to the hospital and bust through the emergency room doors >i run over and talk to the receptionist and she tells me where to go >i find the room, and talk to the nurse in charge, and tell him that i'm her boyfriend >he lets me in, and i rush to be by her side >i stand over her, with tears in my eyes >she's sobbing, has her back turned to me nurse watches me from the doorway "i'm sorry for your loss" 7 Replies /2 Images View Thread

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Anon isn't like the others

Anonymous 06/22/18 (Fri)07:00:15 No.772251560 22772251055 (OP) # >be 15 Singok po>sister 17 40 KB JPG >towel hanging very loose around her walks out of bathroom after shower body tell her to fasten her towel before it falls off >she nods and fastens it before walking away >i go shower and forget about it >because im not some sick degenerate like you f----. >>772251744 #

Anonymous 06/22/18 (Fri)07:00:15 No.772251560 22772251055 (OP) # >be 15 Singok po>sister 17 40 KB JPG >towel hanging very loose around her walks out of bathroom after shower body tell her to fasten her towel before it falls off >she nods and fastens it before walking away >i go shower and forget about it >because im not some sick degenerate like you f----. >>772251744 #

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Black Manta

File: black-manta-new-52/pg (96 KB, 618x412) Anonymous 02/22/17(Wed)05:43:49 No.901210949012112190121140 90121185>90121418 >9012143790121471 >90121568>90121617>>90121781 90122145>90122957 >90123029>90123691>90124826>90125587>>90126898 Damonashu 116 points 1 year ago I'd like to imagine that Black Manta spends his time awake at night thinking of new ways to reminds Aquaman how he killed his son. ALEX DEGEN MAGIC SERPLE 2018 @ADACTIVITY Save What's his problem? Zarester 74 points 1 year ago Hey, Aquaman. Help me with this crossword. 17 across, seven letters, 'another phrase for a dead body. The pacific ocean has 3.9 stars out of five on google maps Who the f--- is downvoting the ocean Anonymous 02/22/17(Wed)05:45:30 No.90121140 No. Has an O. Uhm, A corpse Nnnnope. Doesn't work. Oh! I got it!" What is it?" Your son!" uaman ТОВЕ FRANK- OUT OF TE Anonymous 02/22/17(Wed)05:50:22 No.90121286 Save Wow, he must really hate Aquaman Harhan Metal Gear Ray Romano 57 points-1 year ago Hey Aqua Man, Knock knock. Anonymous 02/22/17(Wed)06:03:46 No.90121559 The madman took over a terrorist organization that was on the verge of world domination just so he could use them to f--- with Aquaman. Manta is a man of sheer will and limitless potential sigh* "Whose there Black Manta? Not your son. 'Cus you know. I killed him. Share Save strips of serengeti Respect the Pipe 28 points 1 year ago I'm pretty sure Black Manta would just adopt an orphan and take it with him on his next nefarious plot, just so he could tell Aquaman that it's Take-Your-Son-To-Work Day, and rub in how great it is to be a father to a living child. And he'd treat the kid well and make him super happy just to rub it in. Share Save View Same Google qdb SauceNAO Aquaman_Vol 7_23.1_Black_Manta.jpg, 2MiB, 1920x2951 PLARAAnonymous Fri 24 Mar 2017 09:54:01 No.52342588 Report Quoted By: >>52344211 >> 52356342 >52342483 >>52331311 >52329634 Man, I love Black Manta. Especially his modern incarnation where he basically doesn't seem to have any personality at all except when f------ with Aquaman. He's basically Jason Vorhees or Mike Myers in terms of personality. And he's a member of the Legion of Doom. Can you imagine the poor schmuck that has to sit next to him in Legion meetings? Scarecrow's just sitting there, trying to have a nice conversation with Solomon Grundy (Born on a Wednesday), when Black Manta walks in and sits down and proceeds to just stare straight ahead, hands flat on the table, his only movement an occasional grinding of his teeth. The Legion has supervillains and mad scientists and near-literal gods and demons, and Scarecrow is stuck next to a man, smelling vaguely of fish and blood, who mostly just wants to kill people close to Aquaman with whatever's on-hand at the time. But at least it's better than the one time he tried to be social THE WFe AND KD Anonymous 03/29/17(Wed)22:49:55 No.52440454 "...Did you know that you can completely gut some species of fish, and if you put them back in the water, they'll keep on swimming?" In the beginning there was a formless presence which cast its gaze onto the new born universe As it gained form millennia later it thought but one thing One thought randomly generated and with no outside influence "...I must kill the sea." uck Anonymous 11/18/15(Wed)21:02:17 No.77559040 318 KB, 736x649 Anonymous 03/30/17(Thu)12:49:16 No.52448523 Black Manta is a man that both philosophically and symbolically with his suit has encased himself in hate I could only dream of creating an enemy this autistic and hate fueled to throw at my players. He is the living manifestation of human hatred brought upon him by the cruel Poseidon like forces of wrathful nature, represented by the ocean. Black Manta has made himself into the very same pitiless O Anonymous 03/31/17(Fri)18:20:20 No.52471419 irrational and savage force of hate that the earth lays upon humanity from the seas. He is to Aquaman what a hurricane is to humanity, who he sees as responsible for taking this reckoning upon himself as Lord of the oceans. He has the same all consuming hatred for Aquaman that Captain Ahab had for the white whale The fact that his true origin is purposely obscured makes him even more striking as a shapeless force of nature Anonymou F------ perfect. I need to add something like this to a superhero campaign of my own This guy is after you. You don't know why, or how, but he will do everything in his power to slowly destroy you and make you know it was him. And his power is significant. 3:07 No.52450280 F--- man, Manta has given so many reasons that turned out to be lies to f--- with Aquaman that the real reason could very well be that Manta woke up one day, poured himself a bowl fish-o's, turned on the news, saw Aquaman, and thought, "F--- that guy and everything he stands for But really, the reason doesn't matter anymore because Manta doesn't need it. Manta isn't a man anymore. Asking why Manta hates Aquaman is like asking why the stars burn or why gravity exists. They just do. Manta has long ago stopped having a reason beyond the fact that Aquaman exists. Manta has long ago stopped being a man. Now? Now Manta is much like the sea he spends so much time in. You can see it in his eyes, the pitiless cold and the cruel indifference Manta is a force of nature fueled by hate and spite that has long ago stopped having a reason for existing beyond the fact that it does Anonymous 03/29/17(Wed)12:46:58 No.52431077 It's like the OP pic says. He just really, really f------ hates Aquaman. He's givien multiple conflicting backstories and motivations, several of which he admits he made up just to f--- with Aquaman. At this point even if he remembers his original reason he probably doesn't care about it anymore. His sole purpose in life is to screw with Aquaman in any and every way he can. There is no line he won't cross, no action too petty, so long as it hurts Aquaman. He has bent his entire being around making Arthur's life as miserable as possible and he will never stop, never falter, never give up. He is to the king of the ocean what the sea is to angry sailors, cruel, uncaring, and relentless. He's Captain Ahab as a comic book character and we love him for it. Anon He literally just really f------ hates Aquaman. Everything he does is to f--- with Aquaman, any crimes he commits are purely either to f--- with Aquaman or to acquire funds to use to f--- with Aquaman. Not a day goes by in which he doesn't sit down and reflect on how much he f------ hates Aquaman. Anonymous 03/29/17(Wed)12:27:15 No.52430777 Anonymous 03/31/17(Fri)18:44:59 No.52471769 Is there ever a hour where Black Manta don't think about his hatred for Aquaman Quite literally the only reason he didn't kill himself when Aquaman died was because of the off chance that he came back to life since Manta is genre savvy enough to realize that heroes do that often Anonymous 03/29/17(Wed)12:29:34 No.52430813 Anonymou 18:50:27 No.52471853 Well, physically at least, he is still human, so he has to sleep at some point. But he probably uses a form of self-hypnosis to ensure that when he dreams, he dreams about hurting Aquama There is conflicting stories about why he does. It really doesn't matter, because his place is a implacably, actually threatening counter to Aquaman. Anonymous 03/29/17(Wed)12:29:45 No.52430817 s faking He just f------ hates him. Maybe there is something deeper but its a mystery so far since he keeps faking out actual origin stories. Honestly, part of the appeal is that he is just raw anger towards the king of the sea wrapped in a calm, hate-oozing package. He's the Joker but without having been ruined of all character through numerous iterati O Anonymous 03/29/17(Wed)1 48 No.52430849 s, well, I have students that are autisitic as f--- and none of them have tried to overthrow a PMC yet to fuel their crusade against me

File: black-manta-new-52/pg (96 KB, 618x412) Anonymous 02/22/17(Wed)05:43:49 No.901210949012112190121140 90121185>90121418 >9012143790121471 >90121568>90121617>>90121781 90122145>90122957 >90123029>90123691>90124826>90125587>>90126898 Damonashu 116 points 1 year ago I'd like to imagine that Black Manta spends his time awake at night thinking of new ways to reminds Aquaman how he killed his son. ALEX DEGEN MAGIC SERPLE 2018 @ADACTIVITY Save What's his problem? Zarester 74 points 1 year ago Hey, Aquaman. Help me with this crossword. 17 across, seven letters, 'another phrase for a dead body. The pacific ocean has 3.9 stars out of five on google maps Who the f--- is downvoting the ocean Anonymous 02/22/17(Wed)05:45:30 No.90121140 No. Has an O. Uhm, A corpse Nnnnope. Doesn't work. Oh! I got it!" What is it?" Your son!" uaman ТОВЕ FRANK- OUT OF TE Anonymous 02/22/17(Wed)05:50:22 No.90121286 Save Wow, he must really hate Aquaman Harhan Metal Gear Ray Romano 57 points-1 year ago Hey Aqua Man, Knock knock. Anonymous 02/22/17(Wed)06:03:46 No.90121559 The madman took over a terrorist organization that was on the verge of world domination just so he could use them to f--- with Aquaman. Manta is a man of sheer will and limitless potential sigh* "Whose there Black Manta? Not your son. 'Cus you know. I killed him. Share Save strips of serengeti Respect the Pipe 28 points 1 year ago I'm pretty sure Black Manta would just adopt an orphan and take it with him on his next nefarious plot, just so he could tell Aquaman that it's Take-Your-Son-To-Work Day, and rub in how great it is to be a father to a living child. And he'd treat the kid well and make him super happy just to rub it in. Share Save View Same Google qdb SauceNAO Aquaman_Vol 7_23.1_Black_Manta.jpg, 2MiB, 1920x2951 PLARAAnonymous Fri 24 Mar 2017 09:54:01 No.52342588 Report Quoted By: >>52344211 >> 52356342 >52342483 >>52331311 >52329634 Man, I love Black Manta. Especially his modern incarnation where he basically doesn't seem to have any personality at all except when f------ with Aquaman. He's basically Jason Vorhees or Mike Myers in terms of personality. And he's a member of the Legion of Doom. Can you imagine the poor schmuck that has to sit next to him in Legion meetings? Scarecrow's just sitting there, trying to have a nice conversation with Solomon Grundy (Born on a Wednesday), when Black Manta walks in and sits down and proceeds to just stare straight ahead, hands flat on the table, his only movement an occasional grinding of his teeth. The Legion has supervillains and mad scientists and near-literal gods and demons, and Scarecrow is stuck next to a man, smelling vaguely of fish and blood, who mostly just wants to kill people close to Aquaman with whatever's on-hand at the time. But at least it's better than the one time he tried to be social THE WFe AND KD Anonymous 03/29/17(Wed)22:49:55 No.52440454 "...Did you know that you can completely gut some species of fish, and if you put them back in the water, they'll keep on swimming?" In the beginning there was a formless presence which cast its gaze onto the new born universe As it gained form millennia later it thought but one thing One thought randomly generated and with no outside influence "...I must kill the sea." uck Anonymous 11/18/15(Wed)21:02:17 No.77559040 318 KB, 736x649 Anonymous 03/30/17(Thu)12:49:16 No.52448523 Black Manta is a man that both philosophically and symbolically with his suit has encased himself in hate I could only dream of creating an enemy this autistic and hate fueled to throw at my players. He is the living manifestation of human hatred brought upon him by the cruel Poseidon like forces of wrathful nature, represented by the ocean. Black Manta has made himself into the very same pitiless O Anonymous 03/31/17(Fri)18:20:20 No.52471419 irrational and savage force of hate that the earth lays upon humanity from the seas. He is to Aquaman what a hurricane is to humanity, who he sees as responsible for taking this reckoning upon himself as Lord of the oceans. He has the same all consuming hatred for Aquaman that Captain Ahab had for the white whale The fact that his true origin is purposely obscured makes him even more striking as a shapeless force of nature Anonymou F------ perfect. I need to add something like this to a superhero campaign of my own This guy is after you. You don't know why, or how, but he will do everything in his power to slowly destroy you and make you know it was him. And his power is significant. 3:07 No.52450280 F--- man, Manta has given so many reasons that turned out to be lies to f--- with Aquaman that the real reason could very well be that Manta woke up one day, poured himself a bowl fish-o's, turned on the news, saw Aquaman, and thought, "F--- that guy and everything he stands for But really, the reason doesn't matter anymore because Manta doesn't need it. Manta isn't a man anymore. Asking why Manta hates Aquaman is like asking why the stars burn or why gravity exists. They just do. Manta has long ago stopped having a reason beyond the fact that Aquaman exists. Manta has long ago stopped being a man. Now? Now Manta is much like the sea he spends so much time in. You can see it in his eyes, the pitiless cold and the cruel indifference Manta is a force of nature fueled by hate and spite that has long ago stopped having a reason for existing beyond the fact that it does Anonymous 03/29/17(Wed)12:46:58 No.52431077 It's like the OP pic says. He just really, really f------ hates Aquaman. He's givien multiple conflicting backstories and motivations, several of which he admits he made up just to f--- with Aquaman. At this point even if he remembers his original reason he probably doesn't care about it anymore. His sole purpose in life is to screw with Aquaman in any and every way he can. There is no line he won't cross, no action too petty, so long as it hurts Aquaman. He has bent his entire being around making Arthur's life as miserable as possible and he will never stop, never falter, never give up. He is to the king of the ocean what the sea is to angry sailors, cruel, uncaring, and relentless. He's Captain Ahab as a comic book character and we love him for it. Anon He literally just really f------ hates Aquaman. Everything he does is to f--- with Aquaman, any crimes he commits are purely either to f--- with Aquaman or to acquire funds to use to f--- with Aquaman. Not a day goes by in which he doesn't sit down and reflect on how much he f------ hates Aquaman. Anonymous 03/29/17(Wed)12:27:15 No.52430777 Anonymous 03/31/17(Fri)18:44:59 No.52471769 Is there ever a hour where Black Manta don't think about his hatred for Aquaman Quite literally the only reason he didn't kill himself when Aquaman died was because of the off chance that he came back to life since Manta is genre savvy enough to realize that heroes do that often Anonymous 03/29/17(Wed)12:29:34 No.52430813 Anonymou 18:50:27 No.52471853 Well, physically at least, he is still human, so he has to sleep at some point. But he probably uses a form of self-hypnosis to ensure that when he dreams, he dreams about hurting Aquama There is conflicting stories about why he does. It really doesn't matter, because his place is a implacably, actually threatening counter to Aquaman. Anonymous 03/29/17(Wed)12:29:45 No.52430817 s faking He just f------ hates him. Maybe there is something deeper but its a mystery so far since he keeps faking out actual origin stories. Honestly, part of the appeal is that he is just raw anger towards the king of the sea wrapped in a calm, hate-oozing package. He's the Joker but without having been ruined of all character through numerous iterati O Anonymous 03/29/17(Wed)1 48 No.52430849 s, well, I have students that are autisitic as f--- and none of them have tried to overthrow a PMC yet to fuel their crusade against me

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Los Tiburon, THE SHARK OF THE LAND, MASKED WRESTLER!

BROther Laughing Man !!6Ltud83uedY 11/20/10 (Sat)03:18 No.12863338 File 1290241136.jpg-(54 KB, 380x373, ist2_8136840-lucha-libre-wrest(...).jpg) playing half orc monk >decide to play something beyond weeaboo i am a master of martial arts' >spend 100 gp on inlaid mask with intricate tribal designs sewn on the side with a fin >BECOME LOS TIBURON, THE SHARK OF THE LAND, MASKED WRESTLER take feats revolving around grappling >grapple EVERYTHING >EVERYTHING EVERY. F------. THING. >including, but not limited to, a bear >final part of campaign >OH S--- DRAGON >dragon acts like a f-----, ducking into water and popping up to use breath weapon >f--- that, I'm charging his ass >brother, playing warforged fighter, assists my MIGHTY LEAP into the air, where I pose in mid-air, shouting about the HONOR OF THE MASK >TACKLE A F------ DRAGON >deal unarmed damage, latch on, take deep breath in preparation for the underwater struggle >dragon goes up. forgot they can actually fly >DM gives me option to let go before he goes up. F--- that, I'm still wrestling. >200 FEET IN THE AIR, STILL WRESTLING A DRAGON AND DEALING UNARMED DAMAGE >Dragon actually starts hurting me. Have to come up with a plan. BRILLIANCE STRIKES ME. >"I roll to pin." >Entire table is silent. >l roll to pin' his wings behind his back, so he can't fly anymore. >ENTIRE TABLE IS LEANING OVER SOI CAN MAKE MY ROLL OF DESTINY >NATURAL. F------. TWENTY >l pin the dragon's wings, sending it and me hurtling into ground. I have six seconds to make my final statement. >"I AM LOS TIBURON! And I am. a lucha!ll" >Dragon's neck snaps on impact >Through sheer luck or GM fiat, possibly both, I survive with -4 HP >Cleric puts me back at one, picks me up, holding one arm into the air >My brother immediately bangs his shield twice, making a bell noise >Party's bard/diplomancer: "And the winner is...Los Tiburon!" >high fives all around And that was the story of how I made it to level four. Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)03.22 No.12863367 P> Yes Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)03:29 No. 12863425 12863338 you win d&d forever

BROther Laughing Man !!6Ltud83uedY 11/20/10 (Sat)03:18 No.12863338 File 1290241136.jpg-(54 KB, 380x373, ist2_8136840-lucha-libre-wrest(...).jpg) playing half orc monk >decide to play something beyond weeaboo i am a master of martial arts' >spend 100 gp on inlaid mask with intricate tribal designs sewn on the side with a fin >BECOME LOS TIBURON, THE SHARK OF THE LAND, MASKED WRESTLER take feats revolving around grappling >grapple EVERYTHING >EVERYTHING EVERY. F------. THING. >including, but not limited to, a bear >final part of campaign >OH S--- DRAGON >dragon acts like a f-----, ducking into water and popping up to use breath weapon >f--- that, I'm charging his ass >brother, playing warforged fighter, assists my MIGHTY LEAP into the air, where I pose in mid-air, shouting about the HONOR OF THE MASK >TACKLE A F------ DRAGON >deal unarmed damage, latch on, take deep breath in preparation for the underwater struggle >dragon goes up. forgot they can actually fly >DM gives me option to let go before he goes up. F--- that, I'm still wrestling. >200 FEET IN THE AIR, STILL WRESTLING A DRAGON AND DEALING UNARMED DAMAGE >Dragon actually starts hurting me. Have to come up with a plan. BRILLIANCE STRIKES ME. >"I roll to pin." >Entire table is silent. >l roll to pin' his wings behind his back, so he can't fly anymore. >ENTIRE TABLE IS LEANING OVER SOI CAN MAKE MY ROLL OF DESTINY >NATURAL. F------. TWENTY >l pin the dragon's wings, sending it and me hurtling into ground. I have six seconds to make my final statement. >"I AM LOS TIBURON! And I am. a lucha!ll" >Dragon's neck snaps on impact >Through sheer luck or GM fiat, possibly both, I survive with -4 HP >Cleric puts me back at one, picks me up, holding one arm into the air >My brother immediately bangs his shield twice, making a bell noise >Party's bard/diplomancer: "And the winner is...Los Tiburon!" >high fives all around And that was the story of how I made it to level four. Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)03.22 No.12863367 P> Yes Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)03:29 No. 12863425 12863338 you win d&d forever

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File (15 KB, 250x313, 263 121289253884 jpg) Anonymous (ID: VIA3Psto) 07/25/12(Wed)17:54:13 No.414684814 >sitting at my house >decide to go out and scar a child forever swalk to local grocery store >buy a fresh squid swalk to local elementary school find the most beta awkward looking asian kid I can find >walk over to the kid with a bag slung around my back and my s-------- clothing on >right when he locks my eyes I fall to the ground and start seizing s"Kid I need your help [uurrk] my bacg [cough cough] get it out of my bag >the boy seems apprehensive >convulse more and whimper a little >kid pulls out the fresh squid and drops it on the ground >I pick it up and eat it raw trying to swallow as much as I could without choking >get up with relative ease >the kids face looks like I just shattered his whole universe >say "Thanks kid Im anemic, see you around" and walk awa Somewhere in the world there is a boy who believes low red blood cells can only be replenished with squid. You're welcome universe Anonymous (ID: tkVzdAia) 07/25/12(Wed)17:56:45 No.414685329 2 File: 1343253405359 ipg-(5 KB, 251x251, 1341885627405.jpg) 10/10 OP great work Anonymous (ID: +CODJblG) 07/25/12(Wed)17:58:13 No.414685631 my faith in humanity is restored Anonymous (ID: roP1FOYp) 07/25/12(Wed)17:59:04 No.414685826 File: 1343253544841.ipa-(74 KB. 294x312 9221227.ipg

File (15 KB, 250x313, 263 121289253884 jpg) Anonymous (ID: VIA3Psto) 07/25/12(Wed)17:54:13 No.414684814 >sitting at my house >decide to go out and scar a child forever swalk to local grocery store >buy a fresh squid swalk to local elementary school find the most beta awkward looking asian kid I can find >walk over to the kid with a bag slung around my back and my s-------- clothing on >right when he locks my eyes I fall to the ground and start seizing s"Kid I need your help [uurrk] my bacg [cough cough] get it out of my bag >the boy seems apprehensive >convulse more and whimper a little >kid pulls out the fresh squid and drops it on the ground >I pick it up and eat it raw trying to swallow as much as I could without choking >get up with relative ease >the kids face looks like I just shattered his whole universe >say "Thanks kid Im anemic, see you around" and walk awa Somewhere in the world there is a boy who believes low red blood cells can only be replenished with squid. You're welcome universe Anonymous (ID: tkVzdAia) 07/25/12(Wed)17:56:45 No.414685329 2 File: 1343253405359 ipg-(5 KB, 251x251, 1341885627405.jpg) 10/10 OP great work Anonymous (ID: +CODJblG) 07/25/12(Wed)17:58:13 No.414685631 my faith in humanity is restored Anonymous (ID: roP1FOYp) 07/25/12(Wed)17:59:04 No.414685826 File: 1343253544841.ipa-(74 KB. 294x312 9221227.ipg

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Anonymous 03/07/18(Wed 22 2018 No.762081208 b I would like to tell a story one brings me to house party for the start of one 6/10 stacie drunkenly hits on me İAsomymous 03/07/18(Wed02221:19 No 762081 311 swearing a shirt of my favorite band no chair just the corner on the floor she loves the same music as I do turns out to be a real life fem-anon loves GTA, Red Dead, Portal, WwOW, games ike go to ask guy who's house the party is at if I can Millie tells me to lock the door ask her if she really wants to do this tell her we dont hawe to do anything offer to drtver her home in the morning Anonymous 03/07/18(Wed 22 2336 No.762031521 s even after drunken sleep she's a full 10/10 l dont move so that she can sleep sit on couch watching anime and other stuft we tells me her parents wont be home for a few days get to stare at a 10/10 beauty -she has to stare at some 5/10 f----- she runs and jumps on my back lm 63 230lbs, she's 410 1801bs -im not getting off till you take that back -get to the front door with her on my back Please dont leave me. Ill do anything to make tell her she doesn't have to do that tell her she doesnt have to be -she gives me some of her older brother, whos out -As I'm in there 1 hear the door open She steps in the shower with me dry off and go to her bed -c--- up eggs and salami with jam get boner with her on my lap after, she asks If I'm gonna leave her in bathroom when my mother texts to ask where l owhite lie, and say v been with friends and that Alright Anon just be home by Wednesday i Anonymous 03/07/18(Wed)22 28 23 No.762081859 go to sleep wither her on my chest wait 20 minutes for her to wake up so i can move neither of us had moved all night -stop to recharge via tendies and gatorade a she tels me she was gonna kill herself over the with that in my head I know that we both love -she spends Sunday just venting and drawing us that Stacie from the party slept with all 3 of her Millie was caled a w---- at school anyway the house party was the first time in months she had left the house and gone somewhere besides says she wanted to talk to me then saw Stacie she decided she would kill herself ower the break on Monday morning we wakeup early to watch a Tuesday we f--- one last time Stacie tries to sleep with me a couple times just i love Milie so much I turned down a 7/10 HS Milie and I go go same university she becomes an animator at a near by anime

Anonymous 03/07/18(Wed 22 2018 No.762081208 b I would like to tell a story one brings me to house party for the start of one 6/10 stacie drunkenly hits on me İAsomymous 03/07/18(Wed02221:19 No 762081 311 swearing a shirt of my favorite band no chair just the corner on the floor she loves the same music as I do turns out to be a real life fem-anon loves GTA, Red Dead, Portal, WwOW, games ike go to ask guy who's house the party is at if I can Millie tells me to lock the door ask her if she really wants to do this tell her we dont hawe to do anything offer to drtver her home in the morning Anonymous 03/07/18(Wed 22 2336 No.762031521 s even after drunken sleep she's a full 10/10 l dont move so that she can sleep sit on couch watching anime and other stuft we tells me her parents wont be home for a few days get to stare at a 10/10 beauty -she has to stare at some 5/10 f----- she runs and jumps on my back lm 63 230lbs, she's 410 1801bs -im not getting off till you take that back -get to the front door with her on my back Please dont leave me. Ill do anything to make tell her she doesn't have to do that tell her she doesnt have to be -she gives me some of her older brother, whos out -As I'm in there 1 hear the door open She steps in the shower with me dry off and go to her bed -c--- up eggs and salami with jam get boner with her on my lap after, she asks If I'm gonna leave her in bathroom when my mother texts to ask where l owhite lie, and say v been with friends and that Alright Anon just be home by Wednesday i Anonymous 03/07/18(Wed)22 28 23 No.762081859 go to sleep wither her on my chest wait 20 minutes for her to wake up so i can move neither of us had moved all night -stop to recharge via tendies and gatorade a she tels me she was gonna kill herself over the with that in my head I know that we both love -she spends Sunday just venting and drawing us that Stacie from the party slept with all 3 of her Millie was caled a w---- at school anyway the house party was the first time in months she had left the house and gone somewhere besides says she wanted to talk to me then saw Stacie she decided she would kill herself ower the break on Monday morning we wakeup early to watch a Tuesday we f--- one last time Stacie tries to sleep with me a couple times just i love Milie so much I turned down a 7/10 HS Milie and I go go same university she becomes an animator at a near by anime

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Anonymous 05/03/18(Thu)23:33:46 No.6650212 >be me >chad wannabe >got invited to a party >s--- was cash >4 hours passed and almost everyone left already >decided to go home >see a 9/10 blonde girl passed out on the back of my pick up truck >wut.png >look for any identification on her >drove to the address i found on her id >carried her all the way to their house >her mom thanks me and prolly thought i was her bf >go home and spank my monkey to some hentai sexual harassment is not cool. how was your day bros?

Anonymous 05/03/18(Thu)23:33:46 No.6650212 >be me >chad wannabe >got invited to a party >s--- was cash >4 hours passed and almost everyone left already >decided to go home >see a 9/10 blonde girl passed out on the back of my pick up truck >wut.png >look for any identification on her >drove to the address i found on her id >carried her all the way to their house >her mom thanks me and prolly thought i was her bf >go home and spank my monkey to some hentai sexual harassment is not cool. how was your day bros?

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I Blind GF Guy !!UeycR30ZBT3 12/25/12(Tue)13:58 No. 13897379 [▼] >213897442 >Get up before she does and make sure everything is ready Warm mug of apple cider for her, cold cup of eggnog for me >Too warm for a fire in the fireplace, unfortunately >All is well She taps her way into the living room and I fold her cane and set it aside, seat her on the floor next to the tree >She's wearing cute pajamas, ankle socks, and her hair (normally up in a ponytail) is down and rumpled Snap a few photos, finally get a really good one of her "looking" at the camera and smiling Dog barges in wanting attention Distract dog with his present (rawhide bone) >Presents! She wrapped all my presents, but they're kinda lopsided >Tear wrapping paper off first one... W--? Box is literally covered every square inch in multiple layers of duct tape >She giggles and asks if I need help opening it Dammit, how did she secure this thing so well? >Cheat and use Fairbairn-Sikes knife to cut it open >The big heavy box is filled with two bricks and a phonebook >The hell? Smaller gift inside, also wrapped in lopsided wrapping paper Unwrap gift >Halo 4 Sweet Long story short, she got me Halo 4, a sweater with a zip-up collar (1 like the look of it, she just got it because she liked how soft it felt), and a box of 9mm 147gr Golden Sabers. She giggles and tells me her mom was laughing at the look on the clerk's face when he sold a blind girl ammo Igot her some more songs for her iPod, a braille copy of the Hobbit (which she only had on tape), and a couple audio books she can listen to on her iPod (most of her audio books are on cassette 'cause the library dumped theirs and sold them for pennies). Then the big moment Blind GF Guy eycR3 ZBT3 1 225 12(Tue)14:09 No.1 3897502 ▼ >>13897550 >13897558 >> 3897567 2213897575 >>13897604 >> 13897622 13897627 >> 13897638 >>13897645 2213897696 13897817 >> 13897880 >>13897937 >>13897971 >>13898057 >Heart starts racing >Stay cool man, you got this >Hell, youve been shot at and weren't this nervous ADRENALINE DUMP >Stop that >"Oh, there's one last gift under the tree." >She waits expectantly >Put it in her hand >She shreds the wrapping paper (every woman in my family spends ten years carefully unwrapping everything so they can save the paper. She just tears through it like a chainsaw. I love her) Tiny box covered in velvet Adorably puzzled face; realize since she doesn't wear jewelry she doesn't recognize a jewelry box >She figures out how to open it and feels the ring inside >Suddenly, she freezes and turns bright red >"Will you marry me?" >My >"Um. >She squeeks again, then thrashes around wildly with her arms, finds me, and literally throws herself into my lap and crushes me in a bearhug >"Yes! Yesyesyesyesyesyes! >Oh gosh, she's crying only response is a high pitched squeek Sit there holding her awkwardly while she keeps making squeeking noises and crying into my chest >She finally calms down and asks me to put the ring on for her >Starts Spend the rest of the morning cuddling on the couch, not saying anything, until it's time to go meet the rest of the family to exchange presents and announce the good news My parents are ecstatic; dad nudges me and says, "About time >Her parents are ecstatic; her dad already knew since I asked his permission first (I'm old-fashioned, sue me) and invites me into the den for a private talk and a glass of something really strong Welcomes me to the family. >Eat lunch with family and friends, then come home s crying again when I slide it on; it's a little too big, but hey She's humming the Safety Dance to herself and playing Marco Polo with the dog while I post this God's in his heaven, all's right with the world. So, how was /k/s Christmas?

I Blind GF Guy !!UeycR30ZBT3 12/25/12(Tue)13:58 No. 13897379 [▼] >213897442 >Get up before she does and make sure everything is ready Warm mug of apple cider for her, cold cup of eggnog for me >Too warm for a fire in the fireplace, unfortunately >All is well She taps her way into the living room and I fold her cane and set it aside, seat her on the floor next to the tree >She's wearing cute pajamas, ankle socks, and her hair (normally up in a ponytail) is down and rumpled Snap a few photos, finally get a really good one of her "looking" at the camera and smiling Dog barges in wanting attention Distract dog with his present (rawhide bone) >Presents! She wrapped all my presents, but they're kinda lopsided >Tear wrapping paper off first one... W--? Box is literally covered every square inch in multiple layers of duct tape >She giggles and asks if I need help opening it Dammit, how did she secure this thing so well? >Cheat and use Fairbairn-Sikes knife to cut it open >The big heavy box is filled with two bricks and a phonebook >The hell? Smaller gift inside, also wrapped in lopsided wrapping paper Unwrap gift >Halo 4 Sweet Long story short, she got me Halo 4, a sweater with a zip-up collar (1 like the look of it, she just got it because she liked how soft it felt), and a box of 9mm 147gr Golden Sabers. She giggles and tells me her mom was laughing at the look on the clerk's face when he sold a blind girl ammo Igot her some more songs for her iPod, a braille copy of the Hobbit (which she only had on tape), and a couple audio books she can listen to on her iPod (most of her audio books are on cassette 'cause the library dumped theirs and sold them for pennies). Then the big moment Blind GF Guy eycR3 ZBT3 1 225 12(Tue)14:09 No.1 3897502 ▼ >>13897550 >13897558 >> 3897567 2213897575 >>13897604 >> 13897622 13897627 >> 13897638 >>13897645 2213897696 13897817 >> 13897880 >>13897937 >>13897971 >>13898057 >Heart starts racing >Stay cool man, you got this >Hell, youve been shot at and weren't this nervous ADRENALINE DUMP >Stop that >"Oh, there's one last gift under the tree." >She waits expectantly >Put it in her hand >She shreds the wrapping paper (every woman in my family spends ten years carefully unwrapping everything so they can save the paper. She just tears through it like a chainsaw. I love her) Tiny box covered in velvet Adorably puzzled face; realize since she doesn't wear jewelry she doesn't recognize a jewelry box >She figures out how to open it and feels the ring inside >Suddenly, she freezes and turns bright red >"Will you marry me?" >My >"Um. >She squeeks again, then thrashes around wildly with her arms, finds me, and literally throws herself into my lap and crushes me in a bearhug >"Yes! Yesyesyesyesyesyes! >Oh gosh, she's crying only response is a high pitched squeek Sit there holding her awkwardly while she keeps making squeeking noises and crying into my chest >She finally calms down and asks me to put the ring on for her >Starts Spend the rest of the morning cuddling on the couch, not saying anything, until it's time to go meet the rest of the family to exchange presents and announce the good news My parents are ecstatic; dad nudges me and says, "About time >Her parents are ecstatic; her dad already knew since I asked his permission first (I'm old-fashioned, sue me) and invites me into the den for a private talk and a glass of something really strong Welcomes me to the family. >Eat lunch with family and friends, then come home s crying again when I slide it on; it's a little too big, but hey She's humming the Safety Dance to herself and playing Marco Polo with the dog while I post this God's in his heaven, all's right with the world. So, how was /k/s Christmas?

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