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Anonymous 08/30/18(Thu)21:02:32 No.429680034 >be me 18 year old >go to a comic convention >go to a cosplay competition dressed as a doom fighter 193 KB PNG next to me is a samus cosplayer very hot so I take of my helmet she takes off her helmet 9/10 we have a conversation she invites me to her home sexytime.jpg >she plays a loop of f-zero music have sex to it clean up mfw she savs to me that she is 25 mfw she said that her roommate should be here mtw T hear someone fapping in the corner

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Anonymous 139 KB JPG 12/19/24(Thu)15:28:13 No.928849473 >Be Rose >Throw away a priceless jewel worth hundreds of millions of dollars >Could have made her family financially secure for generations but says no for le epic symbolism >Reminisces about the man that saved her, but also hogs the floating door like a selfish pig, killing him. (Watch the Mythbusters episode) This is one of the greatest love stories ever told? Dude, Rose is a f------ bitch.
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: Anonymous 05/26/22(Thu)13:13:15 No.68790277 196 KB PNG >Go on omegle >say im interested in politics >match up >ask them about their political opinion >take the radical extreme opposite of the answer >get them riled up >write a question of catalogues >they type for over 2 minutes >disconnect before they can send me their shittext 4 victims today
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>dressed as a doom fighter
>anon got laid
I refuse to believe this greentext in any way. Not only did he call Doom Guy/Slayer a mothefucking Doom Fighter , which implies he actually has little to no knowledge of DOOM, he also got laid, which as we all know, will never happen, because OP is a faggot.

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