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92 KB, 1000x1500) The time lord tard Anonymous (D |税07/13/16(Fri)08 01. 31 No.5826062トーAiAi Today I tell you the series tales of a kid from my prímary school. A kid that ultimately became the strangest person I have encountered in my e We had just started our 6th year of school and some fresh meat was being introduced to our class Real Doctor Who fan He even went as far as to wrile all the names of the character's in each book, put each actors name next to them >E Instead of wiing David Tenant he wrote his own name F--- sako The autist is self insering himself while he reads Kept to himself for the first month Until he met one of my friends We'l call him Gingy cause of his hair colour >He was the first of my group to get into swearing and he already understood how sex worked He always wore this black leather jacket And you never saw him without He begun t friends Let's get into the juicy s--- You knwow that belief that Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery that can apply here Afher Gingy and Tom became buds for 3-weeks, Tom began to adopt Gingy's bropes Getting into trouble with teachars >Whatever Gingy did Tom wasnt to far behind A month goes by Me and the rest of the group are getting sick of Tom and his copycat nature >We wait for him to arrive at schoal to talk to him about how he needs to find his own calling form his own individuality >F--- my life The little tard had bought the exact jacket that Gingy had been wearing since the start of year We were Anonymous (ID: seom)3 07/13/18/Fri)o8:16 43 No 58261615826256 File ing >We begun to take this piss >We begun to call him The Doctor He kept his cool just to impress Gingy But after peeling back the layers Caling us 'assholes, Tosers, 'c----, you name it he said it But we responded every time with And you're The Doctor He lost the leather jacket, thank f--- But he didn't loose the attitude We could begin to tell when he was acting as himself or was putting on his copycat act pen And every kid knew him as The Doctor He tried making nicknames to take the piss at me and my friends caling us The Pube Dude's, The Gays and just boiling it down to calling us gay for the rest of his time with us >we just laughed our asses off unti h grew knew he ©ouldn't win with that s--- s (ID eoITL)07/13/18(Fri)08:35:04 No 5826277 File 9 (208 KB, 241x Eventually The Doctor grew tired of the mockery, he decided he wanted respect he wanted to do something so outlandish for his age at the time, that we'd have lt had been 4-months since we'd started year-6 A thud from a newly placed lunch tray could be heard Like Zous had unleashed a single thunder bolt on our table Hey look! irs The Doctorl One of the guy's says The Dactor brushes it off with a smirk He leans into Gingy's ear (who was sining next to him) and whispers something > Gingy says 'Nice in a slow tone while nodding his head >The doctor says 1 went to a girf's sleepover. Just me and her. And I fingered her, in her sleep > Excuse me?t One of the other guy's says Doc then goes to eat his mash and peas with conidence You said she was asleep. Moaning she was > Yeah! S0? He says with mash and peas still in his mouth Another kid joined in and said You r---- her Doc spat out his mash and peas Getting food all over the table l could see the saliva in the mash r--- her >But she didn't give you permission to do that to her. You r---- her >We >He screamed with fury of a thousand whipped n------ Why can't you just like mel?1? He leaves to go and s-- >We all move table to get away from the mash on a second. We all knew his Anonymous (ID: boIT)07/13/18(Fri)o8: 57:17 No 5826369326516 23242 g0 We had the occasional mention of his fabricated story just for s---- and giggles But we kept the story to Head master Oh s--- mp3 'Can I please speak to all the boys from this class? >The Doctor is crying and sobbing in the comer and Gingy is there to comfort him >'So we've heard a story about an event involving Tom and a girl being spread around the school. So I'm going to politely ask. Who fabricated this rumor? And whoever this was, please come forward Oh s---, he's chveless to the truth lt was Tomm sir. He made up the story to impress us. But word got around about the story All we did was listen to his fake story 'ls this true?r >Tom cries cause he's realised his fate is sealed, and all the boys in the year will know how much of a ier he is He sobs and says Yes Why on God's grean Earth, would you make up a story about yourself r----- an underage girtr >Headmaster is bright red with fury and confusion Because I wanted to be cool. And I didnt know what r--- was Were all told to never speak about this event again and we leave And here we are. This is only part 1 out of 2 by the way. This s--- storm gets even messier (82 KB The tirne lord tard part 2: The downward spiral Anonyrmous (ID 14207/13/16(Friyo9 57 01 No 5826689 Ever since The Doctor was exposed as the liar he was Doc became isolated Gingy sti. kept itouch with him, but everyone else just found this kid repulsive If you don't the 1st part of the story, then here's a link to the thread 4chan.org/bant/thread 5826062Hp5826369 s get on >It had been months since the events of Docs finger story And The Doctor was ready for revenge on the kids that never accepted him. 2 members of our group had gone missing for 2-days We asked where they were Next week aives and one of them has returned H-------- dudel Where have you been? He responds Where the f--- is The Doctor No man, he's been gone as wel is he here? He's f------ lied to the police Claims me and the 2nd guy r---- himl His parent's took his lie seriously and reported us both to the policel >Poice told me to keep my mouth shut while the case is being looked intol But luck them This ittle k--- has crossed the line From just the judgment of his character and his history of lies about sexual encounters we knew the story was bull >The Doctor didn't show up to school for a month He knew he'd get the s--- kicked out of him s--- Anonymous (ID: EFiattuy)07/13/18(Fri)10:23 12 No 5826820 File (89 KB, 500x783) So after al that we reached the final day of school Doc has been nowhere to be seen nor the 2nd kid Luckily there was no evidence of the 1st kid being involved so he was let go by the 2nd month mark -Case was getting heated None of us could believe the police were buying into Doc's s--- Nobody saw s--- so they couldnt confirm shi -The Doctor clams that went to ta tilat to drain his lizard Unia when he's washing his hands the '2 rapists come in, bend him over the sink One kid held him down and the other stuffed him ike a turkey And then lelt him there once the dead was done. Not cause of Doc but cause some of use went to ditferent schools Or we just didn't share the same interests as we use to Turns out mid way through the case Doc confessed to his story being a lie And he just wanted to get back at us for ruining his life D:EFTu)07/13/18/Fri10:35:20 No 5826866 >A year after these events took place e guy's Eves in a lat Telling this tale to thenm He asks for a description of The Doctor Last week I was heading off to work and since I woke up at 9 am I heard a voice from outside my apartment door That exact kid was sat on the step outside my door, and was taking to himsell from 9 til 12 When I opened my door to ask him what he was doing, he scatered Turns out The Doctor has become a f------ nut case Haven't heard anything related to The Doctor since then Thus concludes the tale of The Doctor

92 KB, 1000x1500) The time lord tard Anonymous (D |税07/13/16(Fri)08 01. 31 No.5826062トーAiAi Today I tell you the series tales of a kid from my prímary school. A kid that ultimately became the strangest person I have encountered in my e We had just started our 6th year of school and some fresh meat was being introduced to our class Real Doctor Who fan He even went as far as to wrile all the names of the character's in each book, put each actors name next to them >E Instead of wiing David Tenant he wrote his own name F--- sako The autist is self insering himself while he reads Kept to himself for the first month Until he met one of my friends We'l call him Gingy cause of his hair colour >He was the first of my group to get into swearing and he already understood how sex worked He always wore this black leather jacket And you never saw him without He begun t friends Let's get into the juicy s--- You knwow that belief that Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery that can apply here Afher Gingy and Tom became buds for 3-weeks, Tom began to adopt Gingy's bropes Getting into trouble with teachars >Whatever Gingy did Tom wasnt to far behind A month goes by Me and the rest of the group are getting sick of Tom and his copycat nature >We wait for him to arrive at schoal to talk to him about how he needs to find his own calling form his own individuality >F--- my life The little tard had bought the exact jacket that Gingy had been wearing since the start of year We were Anonymous (ID: seom)3 07/13/18/Fri)o8:16 43 No 58261615826256 File ing >We begun to take this piss >We begun to call him The Doctor He kept his cool just to impress Gingy But after peeling back the layers Caling us 'assholes, Tosers, 'c----, you name it he said it But we responded every time with And you're The Doctor He lost the leather jacket, thank f--- But he didn't loose the attitude We could begin to tell when he was acting as himself or was putting on his copycat act pen And every kid knew him as The Doctor He tried making nicknames to take the piss at me and my friends caling us The Pube Dude's, The Gays and just boiling it down to calling us gay for the rest of his time with us >we just laughed our asses off unti h grew knew he ©ouldn't win with that s--- s (ID eoITL)07/13/18(Fri)08:35:04 No 5826277 File 9 (208 KB, 241x Eventually The Doctor grew tired of the mockery, he decided he wanted respect he wanted to do something so outlandish for his age at the time, that we'd have lt had been 4-months since we'd started year-6 A thud from a newly placed lunch tray could be heard Like Zous had unleashed a single thunder bolt on our table Hey look! irs The Doctorl One of the guy's says The Dactor brushes it off with a smirk He leans into Gingy's ear (who was sining next to him) and whispers something > Gingy says 'Nice in a slow tone while nodding his head >The doctor says 1 went to a girf's sleepover. Just me and her. And I fingered her, in her sleep > Excuse me?t One of the other guy's says Doc then goes to eat his mash and peas with conidence You said she was asleep. Moaning she was > Yeah! S0? He says with mash and peas still in his mouth Another kid joined in and said You r---- her Doc spat out his mash and peas Getting food all over the table l could see the saliva in the mash r--- her >But she didn't give you permission to do that to her. You r---- her >We >He screamed with fury of a thousand whipped n------ Why can't you just like mel?1? He leaves to go and s-- >We all move table to get away from the mash on a second. We all knew his Anonymous (ID: boIT)07/13/18(Fri)o8: 57:17 No 5826369326516 23242 g0 We had the occasional mention of his fabricated story just for s---- and giggles But we kept the story to Head master Oh s--- mp3 'Can I please speak to all the boys from this class? >The Doctor is crying and sobbing in the comer and Gingy is there to comfort him >'So we've heard a story about an event involving Tom and a girl being spread around the school. So I'm going to politely ask. Who fabricated this rumor? And whoever this was, please come forward Oh s---, he's chveless to the truth lt was Tomm sir. He made up the story to impress us. But word got around about the story All we did was listen to his fake story 'ls this true?r >Tom cries cause he's realised his fate is sealed, and all the boys in the year will know how much of a ier he is He sobs and says Yes Why on God's grean Earth, would you make up a story about yourself r----- an underage girtr >Headmaster is bright red with fury and confusion Because I wanted to be cool. And I didnt know what r--- was Were all told to never speak about this event again and we leave And here we are. This is only part 1 out of 2 by the way. This s--- storm gets even messier (82 KB The tirne lord tard part 2: The downward spiral Anonyrmous (ID 14207/13/16(Friyo9 57 01 No 5826689 Ever since The Doctor was exposed as the liar he was Doc became isolated Gingy sti. kept itouch with him, but everyone else just found this kid repulsive If you don't the 1st part of the story, then here's a link to the thread 4chan.org/bant/thread 5826062Hp5826369 s get on >It had been months since the events of Docs finger story And The Doctor was ready for revenge on the kids that never accepted him. 2 members of our group had gone missing for 2-days We asked where they were Next week aives and one of them has returned H-------- dudel Where have you been? He responds Where the f--- is The Doctor No man, he's been gone as wel is he here? He's f------ lied to the police Claims me and the 2nd guy r---- himl His parent's took his lie seriously and reported us both to the policel >Poice told me to keep my mouth shut while the case is being looked intol But luck them This ittle k--- has crossed the line From just the judgment of his character and his history of lies about sexual encounters we knew the story was bull >The Doctor didn't show up to school for a month He knew he'd get the s--- kicked out of him s--- Anonymous (ID: EFiattuy)07/13/18(Fri)10:23 12 No 5826820 File (89 KB, 500x783) So after al that we reached the final day of school Doc has been nowhere to be seen nor the 2nd kid Luckily there was no evidence of the 1st kid being involved so he was let go by the 2nd month mark -Case was getting heated None of us could believe the police were buying into Doc's s--- Nobody saw s--- so they couldnt confirm shi -The Doctor clams that went to ta tilat to drain his lizard Unia when he's washing his hands the '2 rapists come in, bend him over the sink One kid held him down and the other stuffed him ike a turkey And then lelt him there once the dead was done. Not cause of Doc but cause some of use went to ditferent schools Or we just didn't share the same interests as we use to Turns out mid way through the case Doc confessed to his story being a lie And he just wanted to get back at us for ruining his life D:EFTu)07/13/18/Fri10:35:20 No 5826866 >A year after these events took place e guy's Eves in a lat Telling this tale to thenm He asks for a description of The Doctor Last week I was heading off to work and since I woke up at 9 am I heard a voice from outside my apartment door That exact kid was sat on the step outside my door, and was taking to himsell from 9 til 12 When I opened my door to ask him what he was doing, he scatered Turns out The Doctor has become a f------ nut case Haven't heard anything related to The Doctor since then Thus concludes the tale of The Doctor

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Anonymous 01/20/19(Sun)18:23:45 No.49234214 This one still hurts me at the university basketball court shooting hoops with some friends free time for basketball ends, yoga class about to start all the yoga qts file into the gym me being the tall, athletic, cocky son of a 139 KB JPG gun that I am, start throwing down dunks to impress the ladies two girls that I know approach me "hey anon. Let's make a bet. If you go up for a dunk and miss, you have to take my friend here on a date" qt friend giggles and smiles agree, think to myself "f---, like I would ever miss a dunk Especially in front of my boys" everyone watching now go up and throw down one of my best tomahawk slams my friends go nuts girls look at me sad and confused walk up and awkwardly say "sorry, I don't miss dunkS they don't say anything, just walk away mfw I realize I was supposed to miss it on purpose Neither of them talked to me again JD >>49234236 # >:49234263 # 〉:49234298 # >>49234317 # >>49234412 # >:49234481 # >:49234664 # 〉:49234704 # >>49234739 # >:49234806 # >:49234817 # >:49234851 # >:49234921 #

Anonymous 01/20/19(Sun)18:23:45 No.49234214 This one still hurts me at the university basketball court shooting hoops with some friends free time for basketball ends, yoga class about to start all the yoga qts file into the gym me being the tall, athletic, cocky son of a 139 KB JPG gun that I am, start throwing down dunks to impress the ladies two girls that I know approach me "hey anon. Let's make a bet. If you go up for a dunk and miss, you have to take my friend here on a date" qt friend giggles and smiles agree, think to myself "f---, like I would ever miss a dunk Especially in front of my boys" everyone watching now go up and throw down one of my best tomahawk slams my friends go nuts girls look at me sad and confused walk up and awkwardly say "sorry, I don't miss dunkS they don't say anything, just walk away mfw I realize I was supposed to miss it on purpose Neither of them talked to me again JD >>49234236 # >:49234263 # 〉:49234298 # >>49234317 # >>49234412 # >:49234481 # >:49234664 # 〉:49234704 # >>49234739 # >:49234806 # >:49234817 # >:49234851 # >:49234921 #

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File: confused-reaction-face-gif.gif (339 KB, 500x318) Anomymous 01/14/19(Mon)21.01:53 No.64057087 64057103 64057110 6405711664057150 64057200 6405720864057279 64057385 64057390 64057400 64057450 64057464 64057621 64057 64057711 64057759 64058002 64053008 64058489 64058553 264058611 >male wizards are depicted as old men >female wizards are depicted as young and beautiful women S Anonymous 01/14/19(Mon)21:02-52 No.54057103 64057162 64057260 264059406 64057087 COP) Female wizards make themselves look hot with magic Male wizards make themselves look wise with magic Anonymous 01/14/19(Mon)23:47:28 No.64059406 64057103 Youve got it all wrong. Female wizards make themselves look like crazy old men to be left alone and get to do whatever they want. Male wizards make themselves into hot girls because thirty years of virginity has turned them into degenerates.

File: confused-reaction-face-gif.gif (339 KB, 500x318) Anomymous 01/14/19(Mon)21.01:53 No.64057087 64057103 64057110 6405711664057150 64057200 6405720864057279 64057385 64057390 64057400 64057450 64057464 64057621 64057 64057711 64057759 64058002 64053008 64058489 64058553 264058611 >male wizards are depicted as old men >female wizards are depicted as young and beautiful women S Anonymous 01/14/19(Mon)21:02-52 No.54057103 64057162 64057260 264059406 64057087 COP) Female wizards make themselves look hot with magic Male wizards make themselves look wise with magic Anonymous 01/14/19(Mon)23:47:28 No.64059406 64057103 Youve got it all wrong. Female wizards make themselves look like crazy old men to be left alone and get to do whatever they want. Male wizards make themselves into hot girls because thirty years of virginity has turned them into degenerates.

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the tale of Donovan Graham

Anonymous 12/16/10 (Thu)03:47 No.13170284 Hide Gather 'round to hear the tale of Donovan Graham Everyone who knew him thought that he was a paladin, but he was not. Everyone who knew him thought that he was noble-born, but he was not. Everyone who knew him thought that he was a brave man, but he was not. A rogue and a con artist, what began as a simple attempt to get free lodgings at a temple for the night rapidly spiraled into a lie from which Donovan could not escape. That very night, word came that the governor was calling up a band of brave souls to set forth and attempt to gain intelligence upon or even slow the advance of an army pushing up from the south. He had beseeched the church to send aid and while there was not one among their elderly ranks who could have endured such a trial, there WAS their visiting brother-paladin "But I've no armor, no weapons. I donated them all to the poor," Donovan explained Then take with you these relics, the blade and armor of a great knight entrusted to our care. As one equal to him in both baring and breeding, we know he would approve of your using them," the monks answered back. And so given a weapon he'd no idea how to use and clad in armor so heavy he could barely stand, Donovan Graham joined a rough band of mercenaries and patriots to face a vast and terrible army His plan was to run the first chance he got, yet in that first attempt he blundered straight into caught up with him, cheering the brave Paladin Donovan for uncovering the spy enemy spy. In panic and through sheer luck, he put his sword through the man's chest, and collapsed bellow a tree. The rest of the band Anonymous 12/16/10 (Thu)03:47 No.13170293 Hide So continued his every effort to flee, at least four more times carrying him unwittingly into the clutches of danger and death. The rest of the band were amazed at his ability to sniff out ambushes and patrols and the almost berserker-like fervor in which he set upon their foes Finally, realizing that his only chance to survive was to keep in the company of the others, Donovan ceased attempting to flee. Soon he began to impress them with other skills, such as the settings of traps and snares, being able to talk an entire camp of local bandits into aiding them, and even methods to stealthily approach enemy lines without being seen. It was clear to them all that his religious passion and knightly virtue was tempered with great worldly knowledge. Unanimously, it was agreed that HE would lead the guerrilla movement against the enemy Donovan, despite himself, began to grow fo f the member of his band. In particular the young bard with laughing green eyes who delighted in his knowledge of bawdy songs (" wouldn't think a member of nobility would know that Donovan." "Are you kidding? We WROTE it.") and the half-elven wizardess with the freckled face, whose worldliness both awed and frightened him. Even the half-orc, as grou nfriendly a man as had ever been born, had somehow become a pillar d the local population, they slowed and even checked the advancing army. A bounty was placed on all their heads, but n was higher than for the Black-Haired who lead them. Despite ha managed to avoid directly involving himself in battle nearly the time, legends rose about his great prowess and mastery of the sword. How he could, in a single sweep of his fiery blad through soldiers Anonymous 12/16/10 (Thu)03:49 No.131 Such rumors awakened the dark hungers of the commanding general of the invaders, whose power skill was matched only by his ruthlessness. He longed to face the paladin in a duel a prove how mortal this legend was. Yet, swered or else resulted in hes that badly weakened his forces Finally, this man had set upon a course of ac Donovan would have but to face him. With his most loyal commanders at his side ormed int f the communities tha pported the nt eve eld as hostages every soul in town, th ng to kill them nless the aladin faced him A paladin uld not have turned his back upon those people. A thief trouble. Do the protests became too much to talk off novan spent days avoiding the llen cry for action ge s smoO ns is allies. He wa ble to so save face righ il the first headless body was placed upon a stake outside of town revenge rose from every corn Donovan knew there wa rted frig he decided, he would run away. As always though, his luck was poor thoug was over. A life tha e passed close to the bard,I ing with son ility. His resolve to flee was not yet brok nly to run into the wizardess instead had decided, would involve him nfidence in himm ng the commander would mean, but most expected to lead once the wan like everything else," he had smiled then, sardonic and sad. "l don't even get asked She had smiled too a IS Some thi just decided for you. They're never your Anonymous 12/16/10 (Thu)03:51 No.13170320 Hide boug And the looking on, because desp stayed. Perhaps h ame to believe she was right. Perhaps h orgo even been trying to run away. Perhaps his own legends. Perhaps he just knew that the companions whom he loved were Il wisdom, Donovan went to the occupied town to face his opposit battle was brief eye it was clear that the He was struck down. Laying bleeding and immobile on the ground, while his foe raised a bloody sword i ing was moving ing the straps of his cumbersome armor, leaving to lay his heavy sword. Impossibly, he stood despite his wou IS poisoned himself even befo foes back lay open to him, Donovan waited, Waited just long urn about, waited to see the look in the other man's eyes before he drove the dagger straight into of those same eyes and killed him instantly By that time, the shocked enemy commanders had already been secretly surrounded by the guerrillas and were captured. The hostages were freed. The army was scattered. The flag of the nation once more waved high above the town. Donovan stayed standing just long enough to see it happen, before his body slumped to the ground once more. Dead for good this time, either from the poison in his veins or the blood that had spilled out of them And to this day, Saint Donovan Graham is honored as the patron of Guerrillas and Just Causes

Anonymous 12/16/10 (Thu)03:47 No.13170284 Hide Gather 'round to hear the tale of Donovan Graham Everyone who knew him thought that he was a paladin, but he was not. Everyone who knew him thought that he was noble-born, but he was not. Everyone who knew him thought that he was a brave man, but he was not. A rogue and a con artist, what began as a simple attempt to get free lodgings at a temple for the night rapidly spiraled into a lie from which Donovan could not escape. That very night, word came that the governor was calling up a band of brave souls to set forth and attempt to gain intelligence upon or even slow the advance of an army pushing up from the south. He had beseeched the church to send aid and while there was not one among their elderly ranks who could have endured such a trial, there WAS their visiting brother-paladin "But I've no armor, no weapons. I donated them all to the poor," Donovan explained Then take with you these relics, the blade and armor of a great knight entrusted to our care. As one equal to him in both baring and breeding, we know he would approve of your using them," the monks answered back. And so given a weapon he'd no idea how to use and clad in armor so heavy he could barely stand, Donovan Graham joined a rough band of mercenaries and patriots to face a vast and terrible army His plan was to run the first chance he got, yet in that first attempt he blundered straight into caught up with him, cheering the brave Paladin Donovan for uncovering the spy enemy spy. In panic and through sheer luck, he put his sword through the man's chest, and collapsed bellow a tree. The rest of the band Anonymous 12/16/10 (Thu)03:47 No.13170293 Hide So continued his every effort to flee, at least four more times carrying him unwittingly into the clutches of danger and death. The rest of the band were amazed at his ability to sniff out ambushes and patrols and the almost berserker-like fervor in which he set upon their foes Finally, realizing that his only chance to survive was to keep in the company of the others, Donovan ceased attempting to flee. Soon he began to impress them with other skills, such as the settings of traps and snares, being able to talk an entire camp of local bandits into aiding them, and even methods to stealthily approach enemy lines without being seen. It was clear to them all that his religious passion and knightly virtue was tempered with great worldly knowledge. Unanimously, it was agreed that HE would lead the guerrilla movement against the enemy Donovan, despite himself, began to grow fo f the member of his band. In particular the young bard with laughing green eyes who delighted in his knowledge of bawdy songs (" wouldn't think a member of nobility would know that Donovan." "Are you kidding? We WROTE it.") and the half-elven wizardess with the freckled face, whose worldliness both awed and frightened him. Even the half-orc, as grou nfriendly a man as had ever been born, had somehow become a pillar d the local population, they slowed and even checked the advancing army. A bounty was placed on all their heads, but n was higher than for the Black-Haired who lead them. Despite ha managed to avoid directly involving himself in battle nearly the time, legends rose about his great prowess and mastery of the sword. How he could, in a single sweep of his fiery blad through soldiers Anonymous 12/16/10 (Thu)03:49 No.131 Such rumors awakened the dark hungers of the commanding general of the invaders, whose power skill was matched only by his ruthlessness. He longed to face the paladin in a duel a prove how mortal this legend was. Yet, swered or else resulted in hes that badly weakened his forces Finally, this man had set upon a course of ac Donovan would have but to face him. With his most loyal commanders at his side ormed int f the communities tha pported the nt eve eld as hostages every soul in town, th ng to kill them nless the aladin faced him A paladin uld not have turned his back upon those people. A thief trouble. Do the protests became too much to talk off novan spent days avoiding the llen cry for action ge s smoO ns is allies. He wa ble to so save face righ il the first headless body was placed upon a stake outside of town revenge rose from every corn Donovan knew there wa rted frig he decided, he would run away. As always though, his luck was poor thoug was over. A life tha e passed close to the bard,I ing with son ility. His resolve to flee was not yet brok nly to run into the wizardess instead had decided, would involve him nfidence in himm ng the commander would mean, but most expected to lead once the wan like everything else," he had smiled then, sardonic and sad. "l don't even get asked She had smiled too a IS Some thi just decided for you. They're never your Anonymous 12/16/10 (Thu)03:51 No.13170320 Hide boug And the looking on, because desp stayed. Perhaps h ame to believe she was right. Perhaps h orgo even been trying to run away. Perhaps his own legends. Perhaps he just knew that the companions whom he loved were Il wisdom, Donovan went to the occupied town to face his opposit battle was brief eye it was clear that the He was struck down. Laying bleeding and immobile on the ground, while his foe raised a bloody sword i ing was moving ing the straps of his cumbersome armor, leaving to lay his heavy sword. Impossibly, he stood despite his wou IS poisoned himself even befo foes back lay open to him, Donovan waited, Waited just long urn about, waited to see the look in the other man's eyes before he drove the dagger straight into of those same eyes and killed him instantly By that time, the shocked enemy commanders had already been secretly surrounded by the guerrillas and were captured. The hostages were freed. The army was scattered. The flag of the nation once more waved high above the town. Donovan stayed standing just long enough to see it happen, before his body slumped to the ground once more. Dead for good this time, either from the poison in his veins or the blood that had spilled out of them And to this day, Saint Donovan Graham is honored as the patron of Guerrillas and Just Causes

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Bottomless Quiver

Anonymous 08/15/13(Thu)07:36 No.26636806 Replies: 2326636928 Isn't a bottomless quiver fairly standard early equipment for most archers? Anonymous 08/15/13(Thu)07:49 No.26636926 Replies: 2326636984 22266369872226636999 2326637004 22266370652326637267 26636806 I encountered an interesting variant of the bottomless quiver in one game, which officially had no name but went called it the Storm Quiver because of how the enchantment worked Essentially, you could put as many arrows INTO the quiver as you liked - but could only take one out. When you shot that arrow, it split and multiplied into all the arrows that had been previously stored. So, say you put ten arrows in the quiver. You pull out one, notch it and loose and your target suddenly gets ten shafts in the chest. But the quivers now empty Because it was quite a one-shot thing - it could strip the archer of all ammo in a single burst if used recklessly - the ranger ended up using it as his secondary quiver before splashing back to TWF when archery became less optimal. Over time, I thought he had forgotten about the Storm Quiver. Cut to a year ahead. The main set piece of the campaign is preparing for - and surviving - a massive siege by a conquering Orc horde coming down from the North. While the fighter trains the locals to form an effective militia and the casters are out buffing everything they can, the Rogue and Ranger go out a-scouting, to set traps and try to establish exactly how long we have before said horde hits Anonymous 08/15/1(Thu)07:56 No.26637004 Replies: 23266370652226637082226637267 26636926 Sure enough, they come across the vanguard and after projecting their expected route the Rogue sets about making the next few miles of road the most unwelcoming possible The ranger just finds a nice hilltop where he can see more of the horde. And pulls out the bow that we'd thought he'd never use again It turns out that over the last year of weekly game sessions he'd been hoarding every arrow we came across, from the quivers of defeated bandits and the corpses of the slain. He was even buying them fairly regularly but never really using them since the casters had long since rendered his ranged damage irrelevant, forcing him to go melee And at every opportunity, he'd put them in the Storm Quiver. He handed the GM multiple sheets of paper, for every time he'd added something to the Quiver, complete with the arrow types, the number of arrows and even when and where he'd gotten them so the GM couldn't call b-------. I can't remember exactly how many he had, but it was a big number. The rule had been that you could use the Storm Quiver as a kind of AoE effect if you had a decent number of arrows. That rule had been intended for small skirmishes, hitting two guys standing fairly close to each other, but had the proviso that the more arrows you had, the wider and area you could hit in a cone. The reflex save was pretty high and homebrewed to be based on ranger levels (since it was something put out for the Ranger) He stood on the top of a hill overlooking the rampant horde, pulled out a single arrow, aimed roughly for the center of the army, and loosed. He used his AoE effect to target the entire horde Anonymous 08/15/13(Thu)08:03 No.26637082 Replies: 2326637099 2226637100226637109 23266371482226637267 26637004 The GM looks down at the paper and up at the Ranger. His expression was interesting, as if unsure whether to be horrified or ecstatic "Roll it..." Prior to going melee, the Ranger had specced as an archer specialist, meaning he still had quite a few feats towards being better at pew-pew archery, including ones to up his criticals. The entire group held its breath as he rolled And then when he confirmed the crit, we let out that breath in a joyous outpouring The GM is quiet for a very long time before taking a big wodge of paper which had essentially been his plan for the siege next session and throwing it in the f------ trash. Then he began the description For a moment, the sun is eclipsed in the valley as a single arrow becomes two, then four, then eight and so on. Soon, so many arrows fall upon the Orc horde that it makes less sense to think of them as thousands of individuals and more of a single cohesive mass. More died from being crushed than pierced and the river flowed red that day. It wasn't a total wipeout - we still had to deal with some pretty large-scale Orc attacks against the city next session - but in a single moment the ranger personally ended over fifty percent of the Orc horde, routing perhaps another twenty. And of course the ones that survived were the tough bastards rather than the mooks, so it was a tough fight the next day either wa The GM ruled that the Storm Quiver would never work again, its enchantment burned out forever by the sheer magnitude of the cockdickery that had been wrought

Anonymous 08/15/13(Thu)07:36 No.26636806 Replies: 2326636928 Isn't a bottomless quiver fairly standard early equipment for most archers? Anonymous 08/15/13(Thu)07:49 No.26636926 Replies: 2326636984 22266369872226636999 2326637004 22266370652326637267 26636806 I encountered an interesting variant of the bottomless quiver in one game, which officially had no name but went called it the Storm Quiver because of how the enchantment worked Essentially, you could put as many arrows INTO the quiver as you liked - but could only take one out. When you shot that arrow, it split and multiplied into all the arrows that had been previously stored. So, say you put ten arrows in the quiver. You pull out one, notch it and loose and your target suddenly gets ten shafts in the chest. But the quivers now empty Because it was quite a one-shot thing - it could strip the archer of all ammo in a single burst if used recklessly - the ranger ended up using it as his secondary quiver before splashing back to TWF when archery became less optimal. Over time, I thought he had forgotten about the Storm Quiver. Cut to a year ahead. The main set piece of the campaign is preparing for - and surviving - a massive siege by a conquering Orc horde coming down from the North. While the fighter trains the locals to form an effective militia and the casters are out buffing everything they can, the Rogue and Ranger go out a-scouting, to set traps and try to establish exactly how long we have before said horde hits Anonymous 08/15/1(Thu)07:56 No.26637004 Replies: 23266370652226637082226637267 26636926 Sure enough, they come across the vanguard and after projecting their expected route the Rogue sets about making the next few miles of road the most unwelcoming possible The ranger just finds a nice hilltop where he can see more of the horde. And pulls out the bow that we'd thought he'd never use again It turns out that over the last year of weekly game sessions he'd been hoarding every arrow we came across, from the quivers of defeated bandits and the corpses of the slain. He was even buying them fairly regularly but never really using them since the casters had long since rendered his ranged damage irrelevant, forcing him to go melee And at every opportunity, he'd put them in the Storm Quiver. He handed the GM multiple sheets of paper, for every time he'd added something to the Quiver, complete with the arrow types, the number of arrows and even when and where he'd gotten them so the GM couldn't call b-------. I can't remember exactly how many he had, but it was a big number. The rule had been that you could use the Storm Quiver as a kind of AoE effect if you had a decent number of arrows. That rule had been intended for small skirmishes, hitting two guys standing fairly close to each other, but had the proviso that the more arrows you had, the wider and area you could hit in a cone. The reflex save was pretty high and homebrewed to be based on ranger levels (since it was something put out for the Ranger) He stood on the top of a hill overlooking the rampant horde, pulled out a single arrow, aimed roughly for the center of the army, and loosed. He used his AoE effect to target the entire horde Anonymous 08/15/13(Thu)08:03 No.26637082 Replies: 2326637099 2226637100226637109 23266371482226637267 26637004 The GM looks down at the paper and up at the Ranger. His expression was interesting, as if unsure whether to be horrified or ecstatic "Roll it..." Prior to going melee, the Ranger had specced as an archer specialist, meaning he still had quite a few feats towards being better at pew-pew archery, including ones to up his criticals. The entire group held its breath as he rolled And then when he confirmed the crit, we let out that breath in a joyous outpouring The GM is quiet for a very long time before taking a big wodge of paper which had essentially been his plan for the siege next session and throwing it in the f------ trash. Then he began the description For a moment, the sun is eclipsed in the valley as a single arrow becomes two, then four, then eight and so on. Soon, so many arrows fall upon the Orc horde that it makes less sense to think of them as thousands of individuals and more of a single cohesive mass. More died from being crushed than pierced and the river flowed red that day. It wasn't a total wipeout - we still had to deal with some pretty large-scale Orc attacks against the city next session - but in a single moment the ranger personally ended over fifty percent of the Orc horde, routing perhaps another twenty. And of course the ones that survived were the tough bastards rather than the mooks, so it was a tough fight the next day either wa The GM ruled that the Storm Quiver would never work again, its enchantment burned out forever by the sheer magnitude of the cockdickery that had been wrought

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The future is now, old man

>year 2020 >trump is re-elected Simmediately declares war on Vietnam >Vietnam war 2.0 >thousands of GenZ kids are drafted into the military 64 KB JPG A few months later... >be rice farmer in Vietnam >start hearing Lil Yaughty playing in the distance to the sounds of rotary engines helicopters start flying over me Gucci gang starts blasting from the helicopter speakers >whole f----- area around me gets napalmed >choppers drop off enemy troops >get smoked by a 17 year old with a pickle Rick sticker on the side of his helmet >he does the Fortnite dance over my body then yeets me into a bush

>year 2020 >trump is re-elected Simmediately declares war on Vietnam >Vietnam war 2.0 >thousands of GenZ kids are drafted into the military 64 KB JPG A few months later... >be rice farmer in Vietnam >start hearing Lil Yaughty playing in the distance to the sounds of rotary engines helicopters start flying over me Gucci gang starts blasting from the helicopter speakers >whole f----- area around me gets napalmed >choppers drop off enemy troops >get smoked by a 17 year old with a pickle Rick sticker on the side of his helmet >he does the Fortnite dance over my body then yeets me into a bush

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Mom buys gta 5 to her young son

Anonymous 10/12/18(Fri)07:54:49 No 434931178 434931497 be single mother with my little son he owns a ps3 and 4 she asks me to get this video game called "GTA5 allforyoumychild.wmv >take him to a GameStop >spot the game with a giant M in the corner >l don't know what the M means so l buy the game. >take him home with his new game >a few days later, I hear him saying naughty words in his bedroom >l opened his door to punish in the screen was a women dancing for his character with t--- out >I freak out and tell him to get off the console I call Rockstar and yell at them that their game is violent for my son >they hang up >timetosue.png >win the case >get 6 million dollars mf Anonymous 10/12/18(Fri)08 01:40 No.434931497 Are you a cute single mother?

Anonymous 10/12/18(Fri)07:54:49 No 434931178 434931497 be single mother with my little son he owns a ps3 and 4 she asks me to get this video game called "GTA5 allforyoumychild.wmv >take him to a GameStop >spot the game with a giant M in the corner >l don't know what the M means so l buy the game. >take him home with his new game >a few days later, I hear him saying naughty words in his bedroom >l opened his door to punish in the screen was a women dancing for his character with t--- out >I freak out and tell him to get off the console I call Rockstar and yell at them that their game is violent for my son >they hang up >timetosue.png >win the case >get 6 million dollars mf Anonymous 10/12/18(Fri)08 01:40 No.434931497 Are you a cute single mother?

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Anon hates his cousin

1 Anonymous #665681321 28/01 00:28:36 JPG 458x305 14 KB >Be me >2009 (12 years old) >Cousins coming over >Hated the autistic 10 year old from the minute he could speak English >Kinda looks like pic related >Really wants to see the movie Up >Just so happens we have it on DVD, or I do at least >Notices it when he arrives >Asks if he can have it >Tell him no right off the bat >Of course, being the autist he is, he doesn't stop there >He won't stop bothering people about it >Eventually quiets down until dinnertime >F------ spaghetti again >He's sat opposite me and starts going on about it again >I get sick of his s--- and yell NO at him >He literally grabs his bowl of spaghetti and runs up my little brothers treehouse with it >I'm asked to go check if he's OK >Arrive and he starts going off at me again >Little did he know the ladder wasn't attached so I could just remove it >So I did >Go back and tell everyone that he's fine, he just wants to be alone 10 minutes later and f--- yeah it's ice cream time >Asked to ask him if he wants any >Head back, the retard threw his fork on the other side of the tree in anger >Asks me to run around and get it him >Obviously tell him no, and that he's retarded for throwing it in the first place >Tell him how delicious the ice cream was and that he wasn't getting any >He breaks into tears, gets on his knees, begs for it and mutters out "Please let me d- down l-l j-just wanna t-tell you how I'm feeling, I've got to make y-you u-understand >HRW I respond "T'm never gonna give you "Up", never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and dessert you Haven't seen em since

1 Anonymous #665681321 28/01 00:28:36 JPG 458x305 14 KB >Be me >2009 (12 years old) >Cousins coming over >Hated the autistic 10 year old from the minute he could speak English >Kinda looks like pic related >Really wants to see the movie Up >Just so happens we have it on DVD, or I do at least >Notices it when he arrives >Asks if he can have it >Tell him no right off the bat >Of course, being the autist he is, he doesn't stop there >He won't stop bothering people about it >Eventually quiets down until dinnertime >F------ spaghetti again >He's sat opposite me and starts going on about it again >I get sick of his s--- and yell NO at him >He literally grabs his bowl of spaghetti and runs up my little brothers treehouse with it >I'm asked to go check if he's OK >Arrive and he starts going off at me again >Little did he know the ladder wasn't attached so I could just remove it >So I did >Go back and tell everyone that he's fine, he just wants to be alone 10 minutes later and f--- yeah it's ice cream time >Asked to ask him if he wants any >Head back, the retard threw his fork on the other side of the tree in anger >Asks me to run around and get it him >Obviously tell him no, and that he's retarded for throwing it in the first place >Tell him how delicious the ice cream was and that he wasn't getting any >He breaks into tears, gets on his knees, begs for it and mutters out "Please let me d- down l-l j-just wanna t-tell you how I'm feeling, I've got to make y-you u-understand >HRW I respond "T'm never gonna give you "Up", never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and dessert you Haven't seen em since

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Richard Nixon, War Hero Campaign

File: Richard Nixon, War Hero.png (17 KB, 955x88) Unlocked Sep 19 11:13pm Richard Nixon, War Herd Win a Campaign as the South Vietnamese forces before the end of 1975 Best multiplayer campaign ever! Anonymous 09/20/18(Thu)03:38:12 No.432247881 2432247971 22432243191 >Be me >Play Rising Storm 2 >New multiplayer game mode came out >Join US forces >Win match >team chooses to attack s----- map We lose >Commies attack Saigon >We fight them off as AVRN We counter-attack and win >Win again >Team gets cocky and attacks commie capital >What a horrible map to fight on We lose >Enemy team gets to attack >F---, they want to attack on Long tan >We lose >Enemy decides to attack Saigon again We are fighting for our lives >Enemy is wasting us >Fall back to final zones to make a final stand We lose >Saigon falls >Enemy runs out of manpower and we win anyways... NANI THE F---?1? >We win the Vietnam by badly losing the last 3 battles >The year at the end is 1973 >Get the achievement Richard Nixon, War Hero

File: Richard Nixon, War Hero.png (17 KB, 955x88) Unlocked Sep 19 11:13pm Richard Nixon, War Herd Win a Campaign as the South Vietnamese forces before the end of 1975 Best multiplayer campaign ever! Anonymous 09/20/18(Thu)03:38:12 No.432247881 2432247971 22432243191 >Be me >Play Rising Storm 2 >New multiplayer game mode came out >Join US forces >Win match >team chooses to attack s----- map We lose >Commies attack Saigon >We fight them off as AVRN We counter-attack and win >Win again >Team gets cocky and attacks commie capital >What a horrible map to fight on We lose >Enemy team gets to attack >F---, they want to attack on Long tan >We lose >Enemy decides to attack Saigon again We are fighting for our lives >Enemy is wasting us >Fall back to final zones to make a final stand We lose >Saigon falls >Enemy runs out of manpower and we win anyways... NANI THE F---?1? >We win the Vietnam by badly losing the last 3 battles >The year at the end is 1973 >Get the achievement Richard Nixon, War Hero

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Doggo Tale

Anonymous 09/16/18(Sun)23:49:42 No.2817546 rats live in the neighbor behind me's fruit trees only come out at night, to eat fruit and steal from our bird feeder >during our nightly smoke seshs we see the rustling in the tress but not hide nor 732 KB JPG hair of the f------ occasionally hear the feeder jangling as seeds flatter against the rocks below >have chihuahua [14] and fake Italian greyhound mutt 12) (wo)manlets not high enough to do anything but bark Side Note: they killed a bird together, it's my chihuahua's second kill >recently get a new dog because mutt is all wound up and grumpy old chihuahua getting p----- off from getting jumped constantly >pound lists her online as "chihuahua mix", really she's a Staffordshire/Daschund [1] (roughly size of a beagle) > adopt her anyway because she's f------ perfect > Uber chill, kisses for days >past times: sleeping, fetching and being a god damned cutie > Have another smoke sesh after we finish trimming my brother's plant the rats are back >they've gotten bold > Staffy/Doxie not. F------. Havin it. > sticks to the wall, stands up on hind legs and lets outa few chad barks >primal bulldog vocal cords shake the painted wood > Hear a noise, not quite sure what it is at first > listen closer: it's the f------ rats all running away at once >staffy/doxie then forgets about them, grabs a squeaky toy, and excitedly brings it to me to play catch with > don't hear a peep from the trees for rest of night > tfw this will continue to happen > tfw they will, eventually, leave our tribute to the dinosaurs in peace > mfw my daughter

Anonymous 09/16/18(Sun)23:49:42 No.2817546 rats live in the neighbor behind me's fruit trees only come out at night, to eat fruit and steal from our bird feeder >during our nightly smoke seshs we see the rustling in the tress but not hide nor 732 KB JPG hair of the f------ occasionally hear the feeder jangling as seeds flatter against the rocks below >have chihuahua [14] and fake Italian greyhound mutt 12) (wo)manlets not high enough to do anything but bark Side Note: they killed a bird together, it's my chihuahua's second kill >recently get a new dog because mutt is all wound up and grumpy old chihuahua getting p----- off from getting jumped constantly >pound lists her online as "chihuahua mix", really she's a Staffordshire/Daschund [1] (roughly size of a beagle) > adopt her anyway because she's f------ perfect > Uber chill, kisses for days >past times: sleeping, fetching and being a god damned cutie > Have another smoke sesh after we finish trimming my brother's plant the rats are back >they've gotten bold > Staffy/Doxie not. F------. Havin it. > sticks to the wall, stands up on hind legs and lets outa few chad barks >primal bulldog vocal cords shake the painted wood > Hear a noise, not quite sure what it is at first > listen closer: it's the f------ rats all running away at once >staffy/doxie then forgets about them, grabs a squeaky toy, and excitedly brings it to me to play catch with > don't hear a peep from the trees for rest of night > tfw this will continue to happen > tfw they will, eventually, leave our tribute to the dinosaurs in peace > mfw my daughter

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Anon goes to a comic convention

Anonymous 08/30/18(Thu)21:02:32 No.429680034 >be me 18 year old >go to a comic convention >go to a cosplay competition dressed as a doom fighter 193 KB PNG next to me is a samus cosplayer very hot so I take of my helmet she takes off her helmet 9/10 we have a conversation she invites me to her home sexytime.jpg >she plays a loop of f-zero music have sex to it clean up mfw she savs to me that she is 25 mfw she said that her roommate should be here mtw T hear someone fapping in the corner

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Pretend I have the time of my life.

Anonymous 2 hours ago be 9 >be lonely kid at new school 47768281 maybe 50 kids total in the whole school the cool guy in the class is talking about his birthday party ask him "would I be able to come too?" she says yes super excited because I'd never really had friends talking about it all week >dad takes me shopping to get him some presents, get him a really good baseball glove since basically all the boys were forced on the baseball team including me >get food, drinks, mum makes some muffins call him and ask if I could come over now s"anon? is that you? I was joking, you're not invited, that's why I didn't give you an invitation card" hear the other kids in the background s"hahaha is that anon, oh my goddd" one of them grabs the phone and puts his mouth right up to the receiver so his voice is ultra loud and distorted, talking like a robot for some reason "you are not our friend, I repeat, leave us alone" >hangs up abruptly >heart sinks tears welling up >dad asks "so you ready to head off now, buddy?" s"yep!" >get him to drop me off around the corner from the kids house >spend literally 5 hours hiding in a bush trying to make up fun stories to tell mum and dad >walk all the way home since no access to a phone >get lost a lot because it's a new place >I'm literally crying because it's dark now and I'm tired and lost find home sit outside for awhile until my eyes dried, bury the glove in the garden >walk in and pretend I had the time of my life 2 REPLIES

Anonymous 2 hours ago be 9 >be lonely kid at new school 47768281 maybe 50 kids total in the whole school the cool guy in the class is talking about his birthday party ask him "would I be able to come too?" she says yes super excited because I'd never really had friends talking about it all week >dad takes me shopping to get him some presents, get him a really good baseball glove since basically all the boys were forced on the baseball team including me >get food, drinks, mum makes some muffins call him and ask if I could come over now s"anon? is that you? I was joking, you're not invited, that's why I didn't give you an invitation card" hear the other kids in the background s"hahaha is that anon, oh my goddd" one of them grabs the phone and puts his mouth right up to the receiver so his voice is ultra loud and distorted, talking like a robot for some reason "you are not our friend, I repeat, leave us alone" >hangs up abruptly >heart sinks tears welling up >dad asks "so you ready to head off now, buddy?" s"yep!" >get him to drop me off around the corner from the kids house >spend literally 5 hours hiding in a bush trying to make up fun stories to tell mum and dad >walk all the way home since no access to a phone >get lost a lot because it's a new place >I'm literally crying because it's dark now and I'm tired and lost find home sit outside for awhile until my eyes dried, bury the glove in the garden >walk in and pretend I had the time of my life 2 REPLIES

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Anonymous 10/12/17(Thu)23:00:07 No.40366294 slove having pressure on top of me >buy a weighted blanket so I can have something snug and warm lay on top of me and feel like I'm being デくプ hugged 96 KB JPG >do more research >find out weighted blankets are made for autistic kids oh no

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Tard booth

File: 1531618253472 jpg (83 KB, 726x1024) Anonymous 07/14/18(Sat)23:25:18 No.774366276 >be in grade school with this kid >f------ hated this one kid with a passion getting asked questions by a teacher swe both raise our hands at the same time >teacher tells me I'm up >answer >as soon as I sit down kid yells "HE STOLE MY ANSWER!" >wanted to punch him in the f------ face >he did this every single time I would answer a question >started answering them wrong on steacher asks the class why volcanoes erupt >she calls on him >yell out "volcanic gases buildup" >he just looks at me >starts talking about volcanic gases purpose just to f--- with him >teacher tells him that it was incorrect >he starts crying and blaming me >he starts throwing a fit >teacher tells him to calm down >when he doesn't calm down, teacher tries to take him to the tard booth >he fights her >she subdues him with an arm lock and forces him in the tard booth, slamming the metal bar down, locking him in he starts screaming and crying, pounding on the door, begging her to let him out >she doesn't >mfw I hear his agonized screams and imagine him sitting alone in the dark in a padded box with no way out >he starts spitting on the peak hole to the booth >few minutes go by, he stops making noise >suddenly hear him yell "I POOPED IN HERE, NOW YOU HAVE TO LET ME OUT!!" >he actually took a s--- in the tard bootlh >gets suspended n ne can usoh for3 dayPOOPED IN HERE NOW YOU HAVE TO LET ME OUTIN Anonymous 07/14/18(Sat)23:39:30 No.7743673302774367629 Ps File (5 KB, 250x236) tard booth Ps Anonymous 07/14/18(Sat)23:39:49 No.774367362774367629 Tard booth? What the f---. Anonymous 07/14/18(Sat)23:43:28 No.774367629 774367330 P> I'm guessing it's a little specially-built (no pun intended) padded room to restrain the tard in Ps Anonymous 07/14/18 (Sat)23:44:16 No.774367677 File: oUCWYEQ ipg (407 KB, 2000x2000) 774366 tard booth Anonymous 07/14/18(Sat)23:46:16 No.774367807 The story of the log poster The story of the log poster Ps Anonymous 07/14/18 (Sat)23:46:53 No.774367846 File: retard.ipg (529 KB, 2448x3264) 774366

File: 1531618253472 jpg (83 KB, 726x1024) Anonymous 07/14/18(Sat)23:25:18 No.774366276 >be in grade school with this kid >f------ hated this one kid with a passion getting asked questions by a teacher swe both raise our hands at the same time >teacher tells me I'm up >answer >as soon as I sit down kid yells "HE STOLE MY ANSWER!" >wanted to punch him in the f------ face >he did this every single time I would answer a question >started answering them wrong on steacher asks the class why volcanoes erupt >she calls on him >yell out "volcanic gases buildup" >he just looks at me >starts talking about volcanic gases purpose just to f--- with him >teacher tells him that it was incorrect >he starts crying and blaming me >he starts throwing a fit >teacher tells him to calm down >when he doesn't calm down, teacher tries to take him to the tard booth >he fights her >she subdues him with an arm lock and forces him in the tard booth, slamming the metal bar down, locking him in he starts screaming and crying, pounding on the door, begging her to let him out >she doesn't >mfw I hear his agonized screams and imagine him sitting alone in the dark in a padded box with no way out >he starts spitting on the peak hole to the booth >few minutes go by, he stops making noise >suddenly hear him yell "I POOPED IN HERE, NOW YOU HAVE TO LET ME OUT!!" >he actually took a s--- in the tard bootlh >gets suspended n ne can usoh for3 dayPOOPED IN HERE NOW YOU HAVE TO LET ME OUTIN Anonymous 07/14/18(Sat)23:39:30 No.7743673302774367629 Ps File (5 KB, 250x236) tard booth Ps Anonymous 07/14/18(Sat)23:39:49 No.774367362774367629 Tard booth? What the f---. Anonymous 07/14/18(Sat)23:43:28 No.774367629 774367330 P> I'm guessing it's a little specially-built (no pun intended) padded room to restrain the tard in Ps Anonymous 07/14/18 (Sat)23:44:16 No.774367677 File: oUCWYEQ ipg (407 KB, 2000x2000) 774366 tard booth Anonymous 07/14/18(Sat)23:46:16 No.774367807 The story of the log poster The story of the log poster Ps Anonymous 07/14/18 (Sat)23:46:53 No.774367846 File: retard.ipg (529 KB, 2448x3264) 774366

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Workout

Anonymous 07/27/18(Fri)07:19:56 No.47018323 tfw pretty sure I am the joke of my gym The first few times I went, I went wearing a T Shirt with a picture of Scooby Doo, then I went without realising the next few times with 170 KB PNG a T Shirt with a picture of Shaggy. People noticed and started calling me 'The Mystery Machine'. tfw didn't know what to do ended up buying several shirts with different members of the Scooby Doo gang (Fred, Daphne, Scrappy etc) on them, and now I always wear them at the gym all of the exercises I do are related to solving mysteries >for example my 'cardio is to run in one of the front doors then run through the back of the gym and come through a back door, like I am Scooby and the Gang running from a monster through the different doors Instead of deadlifts I do Jinkies Jacks' where l lift the bar until it is too heavy then loudly say Jinkies' and drop it always wear a zombie mask that I pull off between sets I can't stop because people really like it, and I don't want to become hated, but I am making no gains 47

Anonymous 07/27/18(Fri)07:19:56 No.47018323 tfw pretty sure I am the joke of my gym The first few times I went, I went wearing a T Shirt with a picture of Scooby Doo, then I went without realising the next few times with 170 KB PNG a T Shirt with a picture of Shaggy. People noticed and started calling me 'The Mystery Machine'. tfw didn't know what to do ended up buying several shirts with different members of the Scooby Doo gang (Fred, Daphne, Scrappy etc) on them, and now I always wear them at the gym all of the exercises I do are related to solving mysteries >for example my 'cardio is to run in one of the front doors then run through the back of the gym and come through a back door, like I am Scooby and the Gang running from a monster through the different doors Instead of deadlifts I do Jinkies Jacks' where l lift the bar until it is too heavy then loudly say Jinkies' and drop it always wear a zombie mask that I pull off between sets I can't stop because people really like it, and I don't want to become hated, but I am making no gains 47

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Fiber diets are hell

File: RwOzn7Q.ipg (211 KB, 750x738) Anonymous 08/16/16(Tue)12:24:09 No.69976327922599763515 22599763682 be fat go to fit and find a solution >main problem is i eat like a dumpster apparently things with loads of fiber is going to save my filthy soul >"Fiber is digested slowly, leaving you feeling full longer, and helps with digestion go out and buy two boxes of fiber-heavy breakfast bars sthe first day i have fiber bars for breakfast, lunch and a lot of snacks -i dont s--- that day >next day i fiber myself up even more -i dont s--- that day either fiber jesus is surely working his magic n my colon -can feel the pounds dropping off because im not very hungry anymore >i dont s--- the third day >i dont s--- the fourth day thefinaldaydawns.mp3 tho i have my morning coffee and feel my insides rumble in that famillar way >the second i hit the toilet the weirdest fart in the world exits me it's whistling Pjust a thin, continuous airstream of fart that smels like grandpapas coffin pno sound other than the whlstling hiss >suddenly stops the hole is plugged >SOS sthis s--- is so solid It feels like I'm glving a--- birth to Dwayne "The rock Johnson >hang on to the shower curtain and pray sthe rock is shot out of my a------ at mach speed my entire ass is covered in toilet water now the fun begins a fart that could do more damage to the ozone layer than aerosol ever did is shooting s--- bullets out of me >solid and prefectly round nuggets the smell is killing me >blacking out >the thuds of nuggets shooting around the bowl propelled by my insane fiber flatulence is giving me war flashbacks >wasntevenin'nam.jpeg my guts are yelling in german >sounds like a moose in heat lives in my belly most of the s--- isn't even digested at this point just forced out by all the gas that had been building up to my throat pafter an hour it finally seems to be over >im shivering and crying both legs collapse as i try to stand up >my stomach hitting the bathroom tiles forces one last trumpet gondorcallsforaid.rar >shakily wipe my ass ecompletely clean

File: RwOzn7Q.ipg (211 KB, 750x738) Anonymous 08/16/16(Tue)12:24:09 No.69976327922599763515 22599763682 be fat go to fit and find a solution >main problem is i eat like a dumpster apparently things with loads of fiber is going to save my filthy soul >"Fiber is digested slowly, leaving you feeling full longer, and helps with digestion go out and buy two boxes of fiber-heavy breakfast bars sthe first day i have fiber bars for breakfast, lunch and a lot of snacks -i dont s--- that day >next day i fiber myself up even more -i dont s--- that day either fiber jesus is surely working his magic n my colon -can feel the pounds dropping off because im not very hungry anymore >i dont s--- the third day >i dont s--- the fourth day thefinaldaydawns.mp3 tho i have my morning coffee and feel my insides rumble in that famillar way >the second i hit the toilet the weirdest fart in the world exits me it's whistling Pjust a thin, continuous airstream of fart that smels like grandpapas coffin pno sound other than the whlstling hiss >suddenly stops the hole is plugged >SOS sthis s--- is so solid It feels like I'm glving a--- birth to Dwayne "The rock Johnson >hang on to the shower curtain and pray sthe rock is shot out of my a------ at mach speed my entire ass is covered in toilet water now the fun begins a fart that could do more damage to the ozone layer than aerosol ever did is shooting s--- bullets out of me >solid and prefectly round nuggets the smell is killing me >blacking out >the thuds of nuggets shooting around the bowl propelled by my insane fiber flatulence is giving me war flashbacks >wasntevenin'nam.jpeg my guts are yelling in german >sounds like a moose in heat lives in my belly most of the s--- isn't even digested at this point just forced out by all the gas that had been building up to my throat pafter an hour it finally seems to be over >im shivering and crying both legs collapse as i try to stand up >my stomach hitting the bathroom tiles forces one last trumpet gondorcallsforaid.rar >shakily wipe my ass ecompletely clean

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4chan defeats the cybermen

Prepare for upgrade Anonymous Wed 09 May 2018 12:41:25 No.59612807 View Reply Original Report Quoted By: >>59612847 >>59612857 >>59613037 >>59613546 >>59613566 >>59616017 >>59617543 >>59621155 >>59621446 >>59621501 >>59621592 >>59621697 >>59621774 This broadcast is for humankind. Cybermen now occupy every landmass on this planet. But you need not fear. Cybermen will remove fear. Cybermen will remove sex, and class, and colour, and creed. You will become identical. You will become like us Anonymous Wed 09 May 2018 12:44:57 No.59612857 Report Quoted By: >>59612892 >>5961750759621085 >59621209 >>59621562 >>59624298 196KiB, 970x545, cybermen.jpg View Same Google db SauceNAO >>59612807 The moment my brain is plugged into the collective, all of you f------ will keel over from the massive tidal wave of autism and memes.

Prepare for upgrade Anonymous Wed 09 May 2018 12:41:25 No.59612807 View Reply Original Report Quoted By: >>59612847 >>59612857 >>59613037 >>59613546 >>59613566 >>59616017 >>59617543 >>59621155 >>59621446 >>59621501 >>59621592 >>59621697 >>59621774 This broadcast is for humankind. Cybermen now occupy every landmass on this planet. But you need not fear. Cybermen will remove fear. Cybermen will remove sex, and class, and colour, and creed. You will become identical. You will become like us Anonymous Wed 09 May 2018 12:44:57 No.59612857 Report Quoted By: >>59612892 >>5961750759621085 >59621209 >>59621562 >>59624298 196KiB, 970x545, cybermen.jpg View Same Google db SauceNAO >>59612807 The moment my brain is plugged into the collective, all of you f------ will keel over from the massive tidal wave of autism and memes.

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Anon gets caught looking at memes

> be me > summer, nothing to do s watching memes on my computer in my room s mom comes in > dont click away fast enough >she sees a meme on my screen s its a very cancerous meme, loss combined with 9/11 > anon w-- is that??? > i try to explain it, but she doesnt get it, at all s anon are you laughing at miscarriage and terrorism? s no, no, try to explain but fail even harder s ur dad will hear from this, anon >later that day » dad comes in s anon, are you on websites that make fun of miscarriage? » people dying aint fun, anon s what > try to explain again, even let him read the KnowYourMeme page of Loss, but he doesnt get the joke >dad gets extremely angry s get punished with all kinds of punishments > that night, went to sleep early because dad took my pc > lying awake in bed, regretting my life little brother comes into my room s stands next to my bed s whispers: i get it, anon >do you?

> be me > summer, nothing to do s watching memes on my computer in my room s mom comes in > dont click away fast enough >she sees a meme on my screen s its a very cancerous meme, loss combined with 9/11 > anon w-- is that??? > i try to explain it, but she doesnt get it, at all s anon are you laughing at miscarriage and terrorism? s no, no, try to explain but fail even harder s ur dad will hear from this, anon >later that day » dad comes in s anon, are you on websites that make fun of miscarriage? » people dying aint fun, anon s what > try to explain again, even let him read the KnowYourMeme page of Loss, but he doesnt get the joke >dad gets extremely angry s get punished with all kinds of punishments > that night, went to sleep early because dad took my pc > lying awake in bed, regretting my life little brother comes into my room s stands next to my bed s whispers: i get it, anon >do you?

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