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Anonymous 09/16/18(Sun)23:49:42 No.2817546 rats live in the neighbor behind me's fruit trees only come out at night, to eat fruit and steal from our bird feeder >during our nightly smoke seshs we see the rustling in the tress but not hide nor 732 KB JPG hair of the f------ occasionally hear the feeder jangling as seeds flatter against the rocks below >have chihuahua [14] and fake Italian greyhound mutt 12) (wo)manlets not high enough to do anything but bark Side Note: they killed a bird together, it's my chihuahua's second kill >recently get a new dog because mutt is all wound up and grumpy old chihuahua getting p----- off from getting jumped constantly >pound lists her online as "chihuahua mix", really she's a Staffordshire/Daschund [1] (roughly size of a beagle) > adopt her anyway because she's f------ perfect > Uber chill, kisses for days >past times: sleeping, fetching and being a god damned cutie > Have another smoke sesh after we finish trimming my brother's plant the rats are back >they've gotten bold > Staffy/Doxie not. F------. Havin it. > sticks to the wall, stands up on hind legs and lets outa few chad barks >primal bulldog vocal cords shake the painted wood > Hear a noise, not quite sure what it is at first > listen closer: it's the f------ rats all running away at once >staffy/doxie then forgets about them, grabs a squeaky toy, and excitedly brings it to me to play catch with > don't hear a peep from the trees for rest of night > tfw this will continue to happen > tfw they will, eventually, leave our tribute to the dinosaurs in peace > mfw my daughter

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