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Anonymous (ID: n4tMdx92) 21 KB JPG 03/10/24(Sun)12:39:30 No.461283526 >the year is 2030 >entire workforce is automated Al robotics and systems working flawlessly >Abundance in all things, food, energy, personal health - thanks to ΑΙ >universal basic income >self flying cars >next generation videogames, indistinguishable from real life >legal weed life is gonna get good just hold on bros. Al is unironically going to fix everything Anonymous (ID: fUeeVQjR) >>461283526 (OP) # 03/10/24(Sun) 13:14:38 No.461285512 Imagine being so retarded you're not even skeptical of this supposed utopian future. Al is a pile of s--- and isn't going to take anyone's jobs, I bet you've been c------ your pants over apple provision, hows that going f-----?
Anonymous (ID: n4tMdx92) 21 KB JPG 03/10/24(Sun)12:39:30 No.461283526 >the year is 2030 >entire workforce is automated Al robotics and systems working flawlessly >Abundance in all things, food, energy, personal health - thanks to ΑΙ >universal basic income >self flying cars >next generation videogames, indistinguishable from real life >legal weed life is gonna get good just hold on bros. Al is unironically going to fix everything Anonymous (ID: fUeeVQjR) >>461283526 (OP) # 03/10/24(Sun) 13:14:38 No.461285512 Imagine being so retarded you're not even skeptical of this supposed utopian future. Al is a pile of s--- and isn't going to take anyone's jobs, I bet you've been c------ your pants over apple provision, hows that going f-----?

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Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous ▼Settings Mobile Home 03/10/24(Sun)12:01:02 No.76739001 reddit 20 KB PNG >Post asks the community for their personal opinion on something. >Reply with my personal opinion. >Get downvoted into oblivion. >Negative Karma so cannot post anything to bounce back. F--- this website.
Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous ▼Settings Mobile Home 03/10/24(Sun)12:01:02 No.76739001 reddit 20 KB PNG >Post asks the community for their personal opinion on something. >Reply with my personal opinion. >Get downvoted into oblivion. >Negative Karma so cannot post anything to bounce back. F--- this website.

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I wasn't role playing | /r/Greentext

YIKES!!Helldivers 2 Fascist Roleplaying has gone too far!! Stop it you CHUDS!! YIKES!!Helldivers 2 Fascist Ro(...) 03/09/24(Sat)03:05:58 No.669531683 Polygon PLAYSTATION For some Helldivers 2 players, the fascist role-play has gone too far 'They talk like we're actually soldiers' By Diego Nicolás Argüello | @diegoarguello66 | Mar 8, 2024, 9:00am EST 42 Comments/42 New Image: Arrowhead Game Studios f SHARE t took GantztheDemon 10 days to be able to play Helldivers 2 again. On Feb. 21, TikTok user AJGaming shared a video featuring Gantz killing them. The sequence went viral overnight, garnering 4.8 million views as of this writing. A subsection of the Helldivers 2 community, hung up on the politically charged satire theme of the online shooter, labeled the player as a "traitor" and began inciting others to shoot on sight. Alongside dozens of TikToks campaigning for a witch hunt, Gantz's PlayStation account was temporarily banned after receiving hundreds of reports. "The last two weeks have been surreal, I never thought I would be getting this attention over a team kill inside of a video game." GantztheDemon told Polygon Screenshot_20240308_204247_Chrome.jpg 519 KB JPG >After conducting interviews with over 60 players for this article, it's clear that the propaganda of Helldivers 2 inherently encourages people to band together. But some are acting in bad faith, that extends to acts like consecrating someone as public enemy number one. >"Something about Helldivers 2 makes the people taking it too seriously a very big problem," user ViviGayming said over Discord. "They talk like we're actually soldiers. I get role-playing but so many people get so into the war aspect that they fail to realize that not everyone cares as much as them." >Players have found other ways to combat the hate. The "Super Earth says Trans Rights" Discord server, is one of several subcommunities that sprawled from the official Helldivers 2 server. The channel #bigot-watching collects hundreds of messages and interactions where users in official Helldivers 2 channels had insulted members of the Discord using slurs and threatened them via DMs. In screenshots these users had explicitly used Nazi speech to primarily target trans and furry folks, as well as using images of related paraphernalia (such as SS uniforms) in their profile pictures. >When Wendy Wilson joined the official Discord, she asked if it'd be possible to have pride flag capes added to Helldivers 2. She's since been receiving messages telling her to "keep your s--- out of our game," followed by slurs and harassment after she changed her profile picture to the trans flag in protest. After posting a long message in the official Helldivers 2 Discord detailing the events and asking for proper moderation, she was timed out for 24 hours, her message was deleted, and another swarm of people DMed her. >Encounters like this have extended to the game itself. User mechanizedContortion was team killed and kicked from a public lobby after somebody in the squad saw the trans flag in her Steam profile picture Why do you chuds even like this fascist colonizer propaganda videogame so damn much?
YIKES!!Helldivers 2 Fascist Roleplaying has gone too far!! Stop it you CHUDS!! YIKES!!Helldivers 2 Fascist Ro(...) 03/09/24(Sat)03:05:58 No.669531683 Polygon PLAYSTATION For some Helldivers 2 players, the fascist role-play has gone too far 'They talk like we're actually soldiers' By Diego Nicolás Argüello | @diegoarguello66 | Mar 8, 2024, 9:00am EST 42 Comments/42 New Image: Arrowhead Game Studios f SHARE t took GantztheDemon 10 days to be able to play Helldivers 2 again. On Feb. 21, TikTok user AJGaming shared a video featuring Gantz killing them. The sequence went viral overnight, garnering 4.8 million views as of this writing. A subsection of the Helldivers 2 community, hung up on the politically charged satire theme of the online shooter, labeled the player as a "traitor" and began inciting others to shoot on sight. Alongside dozens of TikToks campaigning for a witch hunt, Gantz's PlayStation account was temporarily banned after receiving hundreds of reports. "The last two weeks have been surreal, I never thought I would be getting this attention over a team kill inside of a video game." GantztheDemon told Polygon Screenshot_20240308_204247_Chrome.jpg 519 KB JPG >After conducting interviews with over 60 players for this article, it's clear that the propaganda of Helldivers 2 inherently encourages people to band together. But some are acting in bad faith, that extends to acts like consecrating someone as public enemy number one. >"Something about Helldivers 2 makes the people taking it too seriously a very big problem," user ViviGayming said over Discord. "They talk like we're actually soldiers. I get role-playing but so many people get so into the war aspect that they fail to realize that not everyone cares as much as them." >Players have found other ways to combat the hate. The "Super Earth says Trans Rights" Discord server, is one of several subcommunities that sprawled from the official Helldivers 2 server. The channel #bigot-watching collects hundreds of messages and interactions where users in official Helldivers 2 channels had insulted members of the Discord using slurs and threatened them via DMs. In screenshots these users had explicitly used Nazi speech to primarily target trans and furry folks, as well as using images of related paraphernalia (such as SS uniforms) in their profile pictures. >When Wendy Wilson joined the official Discord, she asked if it'd be possible to have pride flag capes added to Helldivers 2. She's since been receiving messages telling her to "keep your s--- out of our game," followed by slurs and harassment after she changed her profile picture to the trans flag in protest. After posting a long message in the official Helldivers 2 Discord detailing the events and asking for proper moderation, she was timed out for 24 hours, her message was deleted, and another swarm of people DMed her. >Encounters like this have extended to the game itself. User mechanizedContortion was team killed and kicked from a public lobby after somebody in the squad saw the trans flag in her Steam profile picture Why do you chuds even like this fascist colonizer propaganda videogame so damn much?

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: Anonymous 29 KB PNG 03/10/24(Sun)18:19:43 No.194688340 >speaks english fluently >watches american movies >listens to american music >knows everything about american politics, lifestyle, architecture and cuisine >"let me tell you how much i hate america!!" Why are they like this?
: Anonymous 29 KB PNG 03/10/24(Sun)18:19:43 No.194688340 >speaks english fluently >watches american movies >listens to american music >knows everything about american politics, lifestyle, architecture and cuisine >"let me tell you how much i hate america!!" Why are they like this?

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Anon shouldn’t be talking to women | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 132 KB PNG 03/10/24(Sun)02:08:12 No.76733746 >talk to girl >we share same hobbies >asks for my number >randomly texts me if I want to do said hobbies together Is this how normies get girlfriends? How do I get her to send me pictures of her vagina and t--- throughout my day? What are the steps to go from random texting to me plowing her juicy hole in the back of my car? View Thread
Anonymous 132 KB PNG 03/10/24(Sun)02:08:12 No.76733746 >talk to girl >we share same hobbies >asks for my number >randomly texts me if I want to do said hobbies together Is this how normies get girlfriends? How do I get her to send me pictures of her vagina and t--- throughout my day? What are the steps to go from random texting to me plowing her juicy hole in the back of my car? View Thread

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Anon flashes his balls | /r/Greentext

File: images-2024-03-09T224557.996.jpg (30 KB, 510x601) gettyimages Crawle Anonymous 03/10/24(Sun)14:51:41 No.76734154 [Reply] ► >be me >pervert >wandering at night >find a cutie walking by >she actually checks them >expose myself and say "Hey cutie check my baaaaalls" >claims to be a registered nurse >she says the condition of my d--- & balls is critical, that I have a fungal inflammation >I thank her for the exam >she says I am not grasping the full gravity of the situation, I actually only have a few hours to live >she asks me how would I want to pass the last hours of my life >I ponder a bit before muttering: "A b------, please?" >she says she has a throat inflammation that would only cause me pain given the scars on my member, but she has a slutty friend who can provide me that >her car is not far away >she drives me to her friends apartment >her friend claims she cant blow me because she got back with Derek >the nurse says that Derek has nothing to do with her and that if it were for her to settle down with someone it should be with Mark because he treats her better, and besides, she could make an exception for a dying man since she is a huge slut >they discuss >the front door neighbor gets curious about all the noise, she is an old lady of small stature >she blows me >the end
File: images-2024-03-09T224557.996.jpg (30 KB, 510x601) gettyimages Crawle Anonymous 03/10/24(Sun)14:51:41 No.76734154 [Reply] ► >be me >pervert >wandering at night >find a cutie walking by >she actually checks them >expose myself and say "Hey cutie check my baaaaalls" >claims to be a registered nurse >she says the condition of my d--- & balls is critical, that I have a fungal inflammation >I thank her for the exam >she says I am not grasping the full gravity of the situation, I actually only have a few hours to live >she asks me how would I want to pass the last hours of my life >I ponder a bit before muttering: "A b------, please?" >she says she has a throat inflammation that would only cause me pain given the scars on my member, but she has a slutty friend who can provide me that >her car is not far away >she drives me to her friends apartment >her friend claims she cant blow me because she got back with Derek >the nurse says that Derek has nothing to do with her and that if it were for her to settle down with someone it should be with Mark because he treats her better, and besides, she could make an exception for a dying man since she is a huge slut >they discuss >the front door neighbor gets curious about all the noise, she is an old lady of small stature >she blows me >the end

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Anon needs professional help | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 8 KB JPG 03/04/21(Thu)22:57:18 No.147536930 >>147534385 (OP) # >work at a covid testing site >walk up to cars with cute girls in them >'yeah just spit into this cup and we'll test it for ya' >pour all the spit cups into an empty Gatorade bottle I carry >do this for 8 hours >go home >use the spit as lube for my fleshlight >pour some it all over my face and shove it up my nostrils >drink the rest of it timed as I orgasm
Anonymous 8 KB JPG 03/04/21(Thu)22:57:18 No.147536930 >>147534385 (OP) # >work at a covid testing site >walk up to cars with cute girls in them >'yeah just spit into this cup and we'll test it for ya' >pour all the spit cups into an empty Gatorade bottle I carry >do this for 8 hours >go home >use the spit as lube for my fleshlight >pour some it all over my face and shove it up my nostrils >drink the rest of it timed as I orgasm

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It's a Plane... It's a Concord... It's a EL/M-2075 Phalcon! | /r/Greentext

Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous Jewperman ▼Settings Mobile Home 03/09/24(Sat) 12:55:23 No.76729733 475 KB PNG >Be Jewish superman. >Working in news media (no s---) >Hear news of local bank robbery. >Dress up and fly towards the bank. >Feel sick from the ride. >Projectile vomit on the bank robbers like a firehose. >Day not saved yet. >Use my Super Circumcision Vision to mark them as my bitch. >Take bags of money that they dropped. >Fly away with them as charitable donation. >Day saved.
Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous Jewperman ▼Settings Mobile Home 03/09/24(Sat) 12:55:23 No.76729733 475 KB PNG >Be Jewish superman. >Working in news media (no s---) >Hear news of local bank robbery. >Dress up and fly towards the bank. >Feel sick from the ride. >Projectile vomit on the bank robbers like a firehose. >Day not saved yet. >Use my Super Circumcision Vision to mark them as my bitch. >Take bags of money that they dropped. >Fly away with them as charitable donation. >Day saved.

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Anon doesn't understand the Krillchad | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/09/24(Sat)20:05:37 No. 197071593 1709951078922.png 1.38 MB PNG >bald >manlet >poor >loser >still gets the 10/10 hot gigastacy How the f--- does this happen?
Anonymous 03/09/24(Sat)20:05:37 No. 197071593 1709951078922.png 1.38 MB PNG >bald >manlet >poor >loser >still gets the 10/10 hot gigastacy How the f--- does this happen?

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Double Strength | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/04/24(Sun)17:53:43 No.76348895 >be me >Woman image.jpg 5 KB JPG >me like male >me have crush on a male >male approach >hes cute >male starts showing interest and affection >instant lose of interest *in a soulless and monotone voice tone* I wish that guy treated me like s--- and showed me a little bit of attention in return. So my primitive little brain's reward mechanism could get addicted to him and his attention.
Anonymous 02/04/24(Sun)17:53:43 No.76348895 >be me >Woman image.jpg 5 KB JPG >me like male >me have crush on a male >male approach >hes cute >male starts showing interest and affection >instant lose of interest *in a soulless and monotone voice tone* I wish that guy treated me like s--- and showed me a little bit of attention in return. So my primitive little brain's reward mechanism could get addicted to him and his attention.

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Anon describes women | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 342 KB JPG 03/08/24(Fri)20:30:44 No.30866658 >gf breaks up with me >sad >fast forward a few months >check out her social media (stupid me, I know) >lots of posts about how much she misses her "ex" (me) >text her to see whats up >she acts all passive aggressive >tells me I'm bothering her and to stop texting her Can someone explain to me why she does this?
: Anonymous 342 KB JPG 03/08/24(Fri)20:30:44 No.30866658 >gf breaks up with me >sad >fast forward a few months >check out her social media (stupid me, I know) >lots of posts about how much she misses her "ex" (me) >text her to see whats up >she acts all passive aggressive >tells me I'm bothering her and to stop texting her Can someone explain to me why she does this?

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It was all just a Bad dream | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 668 KB JPG 03/10/24(Sun)04:36:36 No.915130813 >Year 2060 >Me: *Scavenging for a crumb of p---- in the ruins of the lost city of Atlanta* >Gen LXIX Raiders: "Nice red dot on that AR-15 Grandpa. What does that thing shoot? Wojack memes and political rants about the God Emperor Immortan Joe Brandon?" >Proceeds to vaporize me into a fine ash with a tubberware AR-9000 plasma rifle equipped with iPad sights and Al target detector. >mfw Anonymous 03/10/24(Sun)04:38:44 No.915130876 >>915130813 (OP) # >They run out of battery They all commit suicide due to lack of tiktok 196 KB PNG Anonymous 135 KB PNG 03/10/24(Sun)04:55:03 No.915131451 >>915130813 (OP) # >Be me >1975 >Go on rescue mission to save staff members >RTB >MSF is on fire and under attack >mfw
Anonymous 668 KB JPG 03/10/24(Sun)04:36:36 No.915130813 >Year 2060 >Me: *Scavenging for a crumb of p---- in the ruins of the lost city of Atlanta* >Gen LXIX Raiders: "Nice red dot on that AR-15 Grandpa. What does that thing shoot? Wojack memes and political rants about the God Emperor Immortan Joe Brandon?" >Proceeds to vaporize me into a fine ash with a tubberware AR-9000 plasma rifle equipped with iPad sights and Al target detector. >mfw Anonymous 03/10/24(Sun)04:38:44 No.915130876 >>915130813 (OP) # >They run out of battery They all commit suicide due to lack of tiktok 196 KB PNG Anonymous 135 KB PNG 03/10/24(Sun)04:55:03 No.915131451 >>915130813 (OP) # >Be me >1975 >Go on rescue mission to save staff members >RTB >MSF is on fire and under attack >mfw

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Suffering builds character i guess | /r/Greentext

Anonymous suffering builds. character "suffering builds character "suffering builds character 95 KB JPG puberty suffering builds character 03/10/24(Sun)01:53:06 No.76733591 >ended up being a romantic as a kid and really wanted a wife okay I can do that doesn't everybody? >I noticed most of the friend girls I made or had a crush on only liked guys who were taller than me >didn't end up at least 6 feet after haha okay at least I'm not statistically short just average >family moved so I had to restart my relationships just gotta be myself! >bad parents and wasn't taught how to drive in my youth in a country where you need to be able to drive to go anywhere significant I'll just focus on what I can control haha >went bald at 17 + big 4head + baby-face w-well it's not over >can't grow significant facial hair I'll just start trying to exercise to keep my health and mental up >born Asian (Chinese) in America maybe my personality wi- >autistic okay yeah I give up anyone else had crappy high school and college experiences because of stuff like this? View Thread
Anonymous suffering builds. character "suffering builds character "suffering builds character 95 KB JPG puberty suffering builds character 03/10/24(Sun)01:53:06 No.76733591 >ended up being a romantic as a kid and really wanted a wife okay I can do that doesn't everybody? >I noticed most of the friend girls I made or had a crush on only liked guys who were taller than me >didn't end up at least 6 feet after haha okay at least I'm not statistically short just average >family moved so I had to restart my relationships just gotta be myself! >bad parents and wasn't taught how to drive in my youth in a country where you need to be able to drive to go anywhere significant I'll just focus on what I can control haha >went bald at 17 + big 4head + baby-face w-well it's not over >can't grow significant facial hair I'll just start trying to exercise to keep my health and mental up >born Asian (Chinese) in America maybe my personality wi- >autistic okay yeah I give up anyone else had crappy high school and college experiences because of stuff like this? View Thread

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Desert flex | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/08/24(Fri)20:26:54 No.194641989 bhOklels9wjb1.jpg 1021 KB JPG >build a suburbs in the middle of the desert >each home has access to A/C, clean drinking water and running sewage Name a bigger mog and flex than this photo.
Anonymous 03/08/24(Fri)20:26:54 No.194641989 bhOklels9wjb1.jpg 1021 KB JPG >build a suburbs in the middle of the desert >each home has access to A/C, clean drinking water and running sewage Name a bigger mog and flex than this photo.

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Life was never fair anon | /r/Greentext

107 KB JPG >be human >have to get a job >have to eat vegetables >be green spoon worm >vored by a larger female >do nothing but coom for your whole life life isn't fair
107 KB JPG >be human >have to get a job >have to eat vegetables >be green spoon worm >vored by a larger female >do nothing but coom for your whole life life isn't fair

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Anon tried Polish | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Polish 08/14/23(Mon) 10:10:26 No.74378 Yes I'm Polish, how could you tell? HELLO Szczyjkjchzy Wojwekszcsj 63225d5ba295e.jpg 58 KB JPG > be me > decide to try polish on duolingo > first words they try to teach me are: > mezczyzna > dziewczyna > ciasteczka > konstantynopolitanczykowianeczka > brzeczyszczykiewicz I don't want to learn Polish anymore. :/
Anonymous Polish 08/14/23(Mon) 10:10:26 No.74378 Yes I'm Polish, how could you tell? HELLO Szczyjkjchzy Wojwekszcsj 63225d5ba295e.jpg 58 KB JPG > be me > decide to try polish on duolingo > first words they try to teach me are: > mezczyzna > dziewczyna > ciasteczka > konstantynopolitanczykowianeczka > brzeczyszczykiewicz I don't want to learn Polish anymore. :/

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Anon on runescape | /r/Greentext

5 KB JPG I went around on Runescape back in 2006 in full black armour typing "..." in red. I thought it made me mysterious.
5 KB JPG I went around on Runescape back in 2006 in full black armour typing "..." in red. I thought it made me mysterious.

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Anon had a great idea | /r/Greentext

36449 3 Re-0 Img 4 4 JPG 15KB (366 × 316) EDB30660-268A-4E42-BCE7-28EA76388 F04.jpg >recently moved out >kind of live in the ghetto, but its ok because of cheap rent >lots of crackheads around at night being loud >idea >buy a drone with a speaker >pay a voice actor on fiver to record a few lines >fly the drone by the crackheads >drone says we have been monitoring you. leave the restricted area immediately. >crackheads disperse. >do this for a month straight. >no more loud crackheads at night. >just renewed my rent its gone up 30 percent
36449 3 Re-0 Img 4 4 JPG 15KB (366 × 316) EDB30660-268A-4E42-BCE7-28EA76388 F04.jpg >recently moved out >kind of live in the ghetto, but its ok because of cheap rent >lots of crackheads around at night being loud >idea >buy a drone with a speaker >pay a voice actor on fiver to record a few lines >fly the drone by the crackheads >drone says we have been monitoring you. leave the restricted area immediately. >crackheads disperse. >do this for a month straight. >no more loud crackheads at night. >just renewed my rent its gone up 30 percent

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Anon played a Ubisoft game on steam | /r/Greentext

FCotFscWUAgQF4r.jpg 72 KB JPG >launch a ubisoft game through steam >four, yes, four different game overlays activate (steam, uplay, geforce experience and windows/xbox)
FCotFscWUAgQF4r.jpg 72 KB JPG >launch a ubisoft game through steam >four, yes, four different game overlays activate (steam, uplay, geforce experience and windows/xbox)

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average day in whiterun | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/19/14(Sun)05:08:54 UTC+1 No.527801620 Replies: >>527802019 >>527812526 File: 1390104534332.png-(170 KB, 381x306, seensomeshit.png) >for 8 hrs >be me >whiterun guard GI >meet drangonborn one day outside bannered mare >but that's the thing >he just stood there with an expressionless face >in the same spot >tried to use the standard "someone stole your sweetroll" technique taught in guard academy >novisiblechange.png >not even a chuckle >he just stood there >after moving for what seemed like 3 seconds >pulls out map >disappears >mfw
Anonymous 01/19/14(Sun)05:08:54 UTC+1 No.527801620 Replies: >>527802019 >>527812526 File: 1390104534332.png-(170 KB, 381x306, seensomeshit.png) >for 8 hrs >be me >whiterun guard GI >meet drangonborn one day outside bannered mare >but that's the thing >he just stood there with an expressionless face >in the same spot >tried to use the standard "someone stole your sweetroll" technique taught in guard academy >novisiblechange.png >not even a chuckle >he just stood there >after moving for what seemed like 3 seconds >pulls out map >disappears >mfw

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