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IT'S OVER Anonymous (ID: U/02TDZM >Egg prices still high >Greenland not bought >Canada still independent >Entire world laughing at us 01/26/25(Sun)21:53:02 No.495496149 >>495497142 >>495497417 >>49549
IT'S OVER Anonymous (ID: U/02TDZM >Egg prices still high >Greenland not bought >Canada still independent >Entire world laughing at us 01/26/25(Sun)21:53:02 No.495496149 >>495497142 >>495497417 >>49549

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File: IMG_1942.jpg (201 KB, 900x900) NMASK HE TRUTH ☐ Anonymous 02/15/25(Sat) 16:53:39 No.208668329 >>208668382 >>208668417 >>208668462 >>208668535 >>208669638 >>208669913 >>208671418 >>208671430 >>208671582 >>208671612 >>208671769 >MUH GRITTY REALISM >All the bad guys in Gotham both street level and systemic are white If it was "realistic" Batman would be beating up mainly blacks, illegal migrants and homeless people while being called a right wing crazy nutjob ☐ Anonymous 02/15/25(Sat) 16:57:15 No.208668382 ►>>208668399 >>208668584 >>208668329 (OP) It's Batman not Moonman
File: IMG_1942.jpg (201 KB, 900x900) NMASK HE TRUTH ☐ Anonymous 02/15/25(Sat) 16:53:39 No.208668329 >>208668382 >>208668417 >>208668462 >>208668535 >>208669638 >>208669913 >>208671418 >>208671430 >>208671582 >>208671612 >>208671769 >MUH GRITTY REALISM >All the bad guys in Gotham both street level and systemic are white If it was "realistic" Batman would be beating up mainly blacks, illegal migrants and homeless people while being called a right wing crazy nutjob ☐ Anonymous 02/15/25(Sat) 16:57:15 No.208668382 ►>>208668399 >>208668584 >>208668329 (OP) It's Batman not Moonman

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Words of Beautiful Poetry | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/15/25(Sat)21:17:21 No.80365412 ► File: file.png (397 KB, 676x902) PACT >penis penis vagina >vagina penis penis! >hairlet framelet m----- NGMI! >but bagina so good even though i hate! >penis (pornposting) is coffee good for you? >why this penis(small) but this vagina? >grrrrr vagina, AWOOOOGAAAAA VAGINAAAAA! you are in control. Stop.
Anonymous 02/15/25(Sat)21:17:21 No.80365412 ► File: file.png (397 KB, 676x902) PACT >penis penis vagina >vagina penis penis! >hairlet framelet m----- NGMI! >but bagina so good even though i hate! >penis (pornposting) is coffee good for you? >why this penis(small) but this vagina? >grrrrr vagina, AWOOOOGAAAAA VAGINAAAAA! you are in control. Stop.

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Going your own way | /r/Greentext

Anonymous No. A Truecel is speaking, Listen and Learn 190 KB JPG 02/12/25(Wed)23:24:56 No.207779081 >"Ask women out on dates" No. >"Sign up for a dating app" No. >"Hang out at the bar and talk to women" No. >"Go to church and meet a religious girl" >"Ask women at work out for a coffee date" No. >"Get a hobby where you can meet new women" No. >"Ask your friends if they know any single women" No. >"Make friends with women and see if things progress into a relationship" No. >"So you're just gonna stay single for life and not even try to get into a relationship?" Yes.
Anonymous No. A Truecel is speaking, Listen and Learn 190 KB JPG 02/12/25(Wed)23:24:56 No.207779081 >"Ask women out on dates" No. >"Sign up for a dating app" No. >"Hang out at the bar and talk to women" No. >"Go to church and meet a religious girl" >"Ask women at work out for a coffee date" No. >"Get a hobby where you can meet new women" No. >"Ask your friends if they know any single women" No. >"Make friends with women and see if things progress into a relationship" No. >"So you're just gonna stay single for life and not even try to get into a relationship?" Yes.

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Schizo posting at its finest | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: AwJyElqn The p--- problem 07/28/24(Sun)15:54:26 No.476017043 P--- professor-communication-picsay.jpg 214 KB JPG I'm convinced that there's a correlation between the rise in p--------- in this country, and the rise in number of officials and supporters of policies that strip freedom and autonomy from the people. These same people are aren't supporters of unchecked immigration, which is the nexus point. Why import brown children for sex rituals when you can breed them here? The more lawless regions of our cities and states full of global flotsam there are, the more kids are available to utilize, with few to no questions asked. It's been long the case that the US is a free range tax farm, but it's clear that it's also becoming a child brothel and adrenochrome dispensary, as well.
Anonymous (ID: AwJyElqn The p--- problem 07/28/24(Sun)15:54:26 No.476017043 P--- professor-communication-picsay.jpg 214 KB JPG I'm convinced that there's a correlation between the rise in p--------- in this country, and the rise in number of officials and supporters of policies that strip freedom and autonomy from the people. These same people are aren't supporters of unchecked immigration, which is the nexus point. Why import brown children for sex rituals when you can breed them here? The more lawless regions of our cities and states full of global flotsam there are, the more kids are available to utilize, with few to no questions asked. It's been long the case that the US is a free range tax farm, but it's clear that it's also becoming a child brothel and adrenochrome dispensary, as well.

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CoD. Can't enjoy a cod past blops 2 without starting a war. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/11/25(Tue)10:44:26 No.702707454 What if feels like when you wanna talk about your favorite piece of media but it's too niche and the fanbase is unfathomably gay What game is it? 12307295.png 1.68 MB PNG
Anonymous 02/11/25(Tue)10:44:26 No.702707454 What if feels like when you wanna talk about your favorite piece of media but it's too niche and the fanbase is unfathomably gay What game is it? 12307295.png 1.68 MB PNG

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Detective anon and the case of the fraudeadlift roidtranny | /r/Greentext

Board /fit/ - Fitness unnan Gunny Ang AMERIC 48 >>75846367 (You) # >>75846377 (You) # green 50kg black/red 25kg blue 20ka 17321 boards.4chan.org <> AMER Settings Mobile Home ERICAN IMG_3899.jpg 467 KB JPG Anon claims this to be a 350kg deadlift. Here it is super imposed to an actual 350kg deadlift at the same height. As we can see the bar doesn't lie and anon is full of s---. Anon is lifting 250kg at best. Not 350kg. Kys stupid f----- ur also not 350kg boards.4chan.org Dislike 目 27 22 45
Board /fit/ - Fitness unnan Gunny Ang AMERIC 48 >>75846367 (You) # >>75846377 (You) # green 50kg black/red 25kg blue 20ka 17321 boards.4chan.org <> AMER Settings Mobile Home ERICAN IMG_3899.jpg 467 KB JPG Anon claims this to be a 350kg deadlift. Here it is super imposed to an actual 350kg deadlift at the same height. As we can see the bar doesn't lie and anon is full of s---. Anon is lifting 250kg at best. Not 350kg. Kys stupid f----- ur also not 350kg boards.4chan.org Dislike 目 27 22 45

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Anon is 40 living in his parents basement | /r/Greentext

Anonymous I may have taken role playing (...) 12/09/22(Fri)17:33:40 No.410317173 1.35 MB GIF >be me, male anon in highschool >be attracted to older women >basically obsessed with the persona franchise >have always picked the female teacher romance route in every single persona game ive played where it was an option >memorized p much all of the dialogue from those routes by heart >have a teacher i found fairly attractive >intentionally get a bad grade in the class so that i can ask her for 1 on 1 tutoring sessions without seeming like a creep right off the bat >do this for several months >i learn that she recently divorced her husband >showtime.jpg >me being the brainlet that i am i start using persona dialogue in actual conversations with her >she has no clue, and actually thinks i'm witty and charming >w-- >this wasn't supposed to actually work >my grade improves a lot, but she still offers to do tutoring sessions >ohgodthisisit.png >i make a move >she is taken aback, says that because she is a teacher and i'm a student, it could end so badly >i go into neet mode, and start basically ripping off persona dialogue >it works >w-- >i got my teacher to date me with words and conversations that were not my own >she thinks i'm actually coming up with this stuff >i now have no idea what to do, as i have run out of persona 5 dialogue to regurgitate i think i may have taken acting like joker too far
Anonymous I may have taken role playing (...) 12/09/22(Fri)17:33:40 No.410317173 1.35 MB GIF >be me, male anon in highschool >be attracted to older women >basically obsessed with the persona franchise >have always picked the female teacher romance route in every single persona game ive played where it was an option >memorized p much all of the dialogue from those routes by heart >have a teacher i found fairly attractive >intentionally get a bad grade in the class so that i can ask her for 1 on 1 tutoring sessions without seeming like a creep right off the bat >do this for several months >i learn that she recently divorced her husband >showtime.jpg >me being the brainlet that i am i start using persona dialogue in actual conversations with her >she has no clue, and actually thinks i'm witty and charming >w-- >this wasn't supposed to actually work >my grade improves a lot, but she still offers to do tutoring sessions >ohgodthisisit.png >i make a move >she is taken aback, says that because she is a teacher and i'm a student, it could end so badly >i go into neet mode, and start basically ripping off persona dialogue >it works >w-- >i got my teacher to date me with words and conversations that were not my own >she thinks i'm actually coming up with this stuff >i now have no idea what to do, as i have run out of persona 5 dialogue to regurgitate i think i may have taken acting like joker too far

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File: Cap.png (1.3 MB, 991x933) MARVEL STUDIOS CAPTAIN AMERICA BRAVE NEW WORLD ☐ Anonymous 02/14/25(Fri)10:45:38 No.208632794 ►>>208632890 >>208632906 >>208632916 >>208633419 >>208633616 >>208633963 >>208634186 >>208634190 >>208635207 >>208635328 >>208635430 >>208635517 >>208635723 >>208635792 >>208636219 >>208636784 >>208636890 >>208637997 >>208638866 >>208639039 >>208640776 >>208641245 >>208642522 >>208643132 >>208643536 >$180M including reshoots https://www.vulture.com/article/inside-captain-america-brave-new-world s-chaotic-production.html At least it won't flop too badly. ☐ Anonymous 02/14/25(Fri)10:49:55 No.208632906 >>208632980 >>208633436 >>208633542 >>208634180 >>208634212 >>208634222 >>208635268 >>208635281 >>208639600 >>208639713 >>208640996 File: sabra.jpg (551 KB, 2400x1600) >>208632794 (OP) This was the reason for the reshoots btw. https://variety.com/2025/film/news/sabra-captain-america-brave-new-world- israeli-mossad-controversy-1236300179/ ☐ Anonymous 02/14/25(Fri)11:20:05 No.208633542 >>208632906 what the f--- were they thinking? ☐ Anonymous 02/14/25(Fri)11:50:10 No.208634222 ►>>208634258 >>208632906 >IMAGINE adapting a character whose origin story includes killing kids, making Hulk sad and wearing the worst costume ever. ☐ Anonymous 02/14/25(Fri)12:40:59 No.208635281 >>208641077 >>208641305 >>208632906 > Kills Palestinian kid. > Red Hulk looks at her, then he smiles. >>208636752 >>208638514 > "RED HULK NOW BUILD BEACH FRONT PROPERTY!!"
File: Cap.png (1.3 MB, 991x933) MARVEL STUDIOS CAPTAIN AMERICA BRAVE NEW WORLD ☐ Anonymous 02/14/25(Fri)10:45:38 No.208632794 ►>>208632890 >>208632906 >>208632916 >>208633419 >>208633616 >>208633963 >>208634186 >>208634190 >>208635207 >>208635328 >>208635430 >>208635517 >>208635723 >>208635792 >>208636219 >>208636784 >>208636890 >>208637997 >>208638866 >>208639039 >>208640776 >>208641245 >>208642522 >>208643132 >>208643536 >$180M including reshoots https://www.vulture.com/article/inside-captain-america-brave-new-world s-chaotic-production.html At least it won't flop too badly. ☐ Anonymous 02/14/25(Fri)10:49:55 No.208632906 >>208632980 >>208633436 >>208633542 >>208634180 >>208634212 >>208634222 >>208635268 >>208635281 >>208639600 >>208639713 >>208640996 File: sabra.jpg (551 KB, 2400x1600) >>208632794 (OP) This was the reason for the reshoots btw. https://variety.com/2025/film/news/sabra-captain-america-brave-new-world- israeli-mossad-controversy-1236300179/ ☐ Anonymous 02/14/25(Fri)11:20:05 No.208633542 >>208632906 what the f--- were they thinking? ☐ Anonymous 02/14/25(Fri)11:50:10 No.208634222 ►>>208634258 >>208632906 >IMAGINE adapting a character whose origin story includes killing kids, making Hulk sad and wearing the worst costume ever. ☐ Anonymous 02/14/25(Fri)12:40:59 No.208635281 >>208641077 >>208641305 >>208632906 > Kills Palestinian kid. > Red Hulk looks at her, then he smiles. >>208636752 >>208638514 > "RED HULK NOW BUILD BEACH FRONT PROPERTY!!"

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⠀ Anonymous (ID: 7LOhK/MX 02/12/25(Wed)21:19:09 No.497312788 Geopolitical message of the day, even if you give hundreds of billions to Ukrainians and save them from total Russian takeover they'll still hate you. >>497312907 # >>497313644 # >>497313831 # >>497314075 # >>497314082 # >>497315386 # >>497318143 # >>497318324 # >>497320344 # >>497321043 # >>497322748 # >>497323942 # >>497324068 # >>497324226 # >>497324410 # >>497325956 # >>497325991 # >>497326150 #
⠀ Anonymous (ID: 7LOhK/MX 02/12/25(Wed)21:19:09 No.497312788 Geopolitical message of the day, even if you give hundreds of billions to Ukrainians and save them from total Russian takeover they'll still hate you. >>497312907 # >>497313644 # >>497313831 # >>497314075 # >>497314082 # >>497315386 # >>497318143 # >>497318324 # >>497320344 # >>497321043 # >>497322748 # >>497323942 # >>497324068 # >>497324226 # >>497324410 # >>497325956 # >>497325991 # >>497326150 #

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Spider bro knew. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/13/11(Thu)21:50:0 No.302167405 not my story, but one I had seen like 7 months ago. >have spiderbro >eats random bugs and s--- in my kitchen >once killed a mouse >>we live happily together for a few months >one night, go to bars and pick up girl >bring girl home, end up heading to my bedroom >spiderbro is on wall >girl screams runs home >get so angry I kill spiderbro for denying me my needs >find out from friend couple days later that the girl had herpes >spiderbro knew >sadface.jpg
Anonymous 01/13/11(Thu)21:50:0 No.302167405 not my story, but one I had seen like 7 months ago. >have spiderbro >eats random bugs and s--- in my kitchen >once killed a mouse >>we live happily together for a few months >one night, go to bars and pick up girl >bring girl home, end up heading to my bedroom >spiderbro is on wall >girl screams runs home >get so angry I kill spiderbro for denying me my needs >find out from friend couple days later that the girl had herpes >spiderbro knew >sadface.jpg

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Communism and Nationalism | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Nationalism vs Class identity 10K 1988 ПОЧТА СССР 104 KB JPG 02/12/25(Wed)09:20:31 No. 17506365 >USSR spends 69 years raising new generations of kids under a strictly Marxist educational curriculum and instilling Soviet values into them >Entire thing f------ collapses into nationalist chimp outs the second the government loosens their grip >Armenia and Azerbaijan chimp out, Baltics secede, Ukrainians vote for independence, Kazakhs riot over being ruled by an ethnic Russian, Dagestanis and Chechens try to secede, etc. >Outside of the USSR we have Vietnam and China blasting at each other .5 milliseconds after the Americans left >Yugoslavia does its thing >Former East Germany is now the Chudtopia of Germany and voting AfD Genuinely what went wrong here? Is Ungabunga Tribalism too powerful for class solidarity to subdue?
Anonymous Nationalism vs Class identity 10K 1988 ПОЧТА СССР 104 KB JPG 02/12/25(Wed)09:20:31 No. 17506365 >USSR spends 69 years raising new generations of kids under a strictly Marxist educational curriculum and instilling Soviet values into them >Entire thing f------ collapses into nationalist chimp outs the second the government loosens their grip >Armenia and Azerbaijan chimp out, Baltics secede, Ukrainians vote for independence, Kazakhs riot over being ruled by an ethnic Russian, Dagestanis and Chechens try to secede, etc. >Outside of the USSR we have Vietnam and China blasting at each other .5 milliseconds after the Americans left >Yugoslavia does its thing >Former East Germany is now the Chudtopia of Germany and voting AfD Genuinely what went wrong here? Is Ungabunga Tribalism too powerful for class solidarity to subdue?

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Stupid in Love | /r/Greentext

Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous Settings Mobile Home 02/13/25(Thu)16:36:52 No.80349566 >Girl hands me a note in class 95 KB PNG >"If I were to ask you out on a date, what would you say?" >Too autistic to respond This was 8 years ago I hate myself so much.
Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous Settings Mobile Home 02/13/25(Thu)16:36:52 No.80349566 >Girl hands me a note in class 95 KB PNG >"If I were to ask you out on a date, what would you say?" >Too autistic to respond This was 8 years ago I hate myself so much.

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I'm a bit of an Elvis myself (takes cyanide while shitting) | /r/Greentext

Most evil thing you've ever done thread No.54644228 09/30/19(Mon)07:16:32 evil.jpg JPG 31.6 KiB 404x512 >Bored as f--- >Call random number >Woman answers DOO >"Hi it's the school calling about your child" >"About Jack? what's wrong?" >"Nothing. We just wanted to let you know the music teacher apparently says you've got a little Elvis on your hands" >"Really?" >"Yeah, we just found him dead on the toilet" >Hang up No.54644320 09/30/19(Mon)07:21:22 that was actally funy No.54644743 09/30/19(Mon)07:49:19 Haha I laffed
Most evil thing you've ever done thread No.54644228 09/30/19(Mon)07:16:32 evil.jpg JPG 31.6 KiB 404x512 >Bored as f--- >Call random number >Woman answers DOO >"Hi it's the school calling about your child" >"About Jack? what's wrong?" >"Nothing. We just wanted to let you know the music teacher apparently says you've got a little Elvis on your hands" >"Really?" >"Yeah, we just found him dead on the toilet" >Hang up No.54644320 09/30/19(Mon)07:21:22 that was actally funy No.54644743 09/30/19(Mon)07:49:19 Haha I laffed

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Anon fumbled the bag | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/12/17 (Wed)13:51:02 No.36216745 >18 >out at a party >too late to go home >girl asks me to stay at hers >"you can sleep in my bed" >i reply "but where will you sleep?!" 6 months later i realized im retarded
Anonymous 04/12/17 (Wed)13:51:02 No.36216745 >18 >out at a party >too late to go home >girl asks me to stay at hers >"you can sleep in my bed" >i reply "but where will you sleep?!" 6 months later i realized im retarded

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Anonymous ? 06/28/17(Wed)17:57:22 No.1223025 Ask a Korean that is proud of his country anything 40 KB PNG 243 Replies/19 Images Anonymous (ID: OE0plP6b) >>1223025 (OP) # View Thread 06/28/17(Wed)22:54:10 No.1225455 Pepsi isn't a f------ country retard
Anonymous ? 06/28/17(Wed)17:57:22 No.1223025 Ask a Korean that is proud of his country anything 40 KB PNG 243 Replies/19 Images Anonymous (ID: OE0plP6b) >>1223025 (OP) # View Thread 06/28/17(Wed)22:54:10 No.1225455 Pepsi isn't a f------ country retard

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