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: Anonymous I wish I was a normie 01/14/24(Sun)05:20:10 No.76101547 25 KB JPG >Me and my dad were drinking today >He asked me to refill his glass from one of his wine bottles >Told my dad to say "stop" when he felt it was enough in his glass >"I think that's enough, hey, HEY WHAT THE F--- ARE YOU DOING YOU RETARD" >I countinued pouring because he didn't say stop, most if not all of the wine went onto the carpet. >"That was a 290USD bottle you absolute freak, I wish you were never born!" >That carpet was like 90USD on IKEA >"DO YOU THINK THE CARPET WAS THE PROBLEM... GOD... F---!" >"Do you think it was easy for me raising a son like you, an absolute nobody, YOU HAVE NO FUTURE I AM STUCK WITH YOU" I am kinda paraphrasing because I am not natively English speaking, but I hope you get the gist of it. I love my dad but I think he is frustrated that I am not neurotypical, I need some help with how to apologize to him. I know the question might come but I am 24yo, turning 25 in June.
: Anonymous I wish I was a normie 01/14/24(Sun)05:20:10 No.76101547 25 KB JPG >Me and my dad were drinking today >He asked me to refill his glass from one of his wine bottles >Told my dad to say "stop" when he felt it was enough in his glass >"I think that's enough, hey, HEY WHAT THE F--- ARE YOU DOING YOU RETARD" >I countinued pouring because he didn't say stop, most if not all of the wine went onto the carpet. >"That was a 290USD bottle you absolute freak, I wish you were never born!" >That carpet was like 90USD on IKEA >"DO YOU THINK THE CARPET WAS THE PROBLEM... GOD... F---!" >"Do you think it was easy for me raising a son like you, an absolute nobody, YOU HAVE NO FUTURE I AM STUCK WITH YOU" I am kinda paraphrasing because I am not natively English speaking, but I hope you get the gist of it. I love my dad but I think he is frustrated that I am not neurotypical, I need some help with how to apologize to him. I know the question might come but I am 24yo, turning 25 in June.

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Anonymous 20 KB JPG 01/14/24(Sun)02:11:41 No.24567970 >be me >indian in japan >black friend says japanese women are "super easy" >try them >they are actually easy >manage to get in the bed on the 2nd date You don't even need to be good looking. just be a fun person to be around with and they're literally ready to marry you and have kids. This made me wonder just why their birth rate is so low. Are native j-- men really that cucked because of 2D women?
Anonymous 20 KB JPG 01/14/24(Sun)02:11:41 No.24567970 >be me >indian in japan >black friend says japanese women are "super easy" >try them >they are actually easy >manage to get in the bed on the 2nd date You don't even need to be good looking. just be a fun person to be around with and they're literally ready to marry you and have kids. This made me wonder just why their birth rate is so low. Are native j-- men really that cucked because of 2D women?

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#1, No. 912346459 5 minutes ago images (2) JPG 640x480 9.1 kB >be me >talk to girl I met on dating app >we hit it off, talk for a few weeks lots in common >lives close by says she's shy when I ask her on first date >tell her it's fine if she just wants to get comfortable with me first >keep texting she then gives me her number move to talking on the phone and video calls >she finally proposes a date to get coffee in a week >I accept >we keep texting but as I'm working and got other s--- on I have to limit it to short convostaions during the day >be yesterday she texts me saying she can't wait to meet me >be today she texts me she's sick and can't make it >I tell her if she's not interested it's fine I just don't like people wasting my time >she doesn't reply >I call her >we talk for about 20mins how she thinks I'm talking to other women and she thinks I'm not interested in her and she's sorry for wasting my time and tells me I should find someone else because she thinks I'm to professional and she's to childish and doesn't know what she wants >I hang up the phone while she keeps talking Now I feel like complete s--- /b/ I really liked this girl but after the phone call she blocked me because I hanged up on her is there anything I can do that will maybe give me a 2nd chance I know she hasn't blocked my actual number I'm trying my hardest to not call her. Should I just move on?
#1, No. 912346459 5 minutes ago images (2) JPG 640x480 9.1 kB >be me >talk to girl I met on dating app >we hit it off, talk for a few weeks lots in common >lives close by says she's shy when I ask her on first date >tell her it's fine if she just wants to get comfortable with me first >keep texting she then gives me her number move to talking on the phone and video calls >she finally proposes a date to get coffee in a week >I accept >we keep texting but as I'm working and got other s--- on I have to limit it to short convostaions during the day >be yesterday she texts me saying she can't wait to meet me >be today she texts me she's sick and can't make it >I tell her if she's not interested it's fine I just don't like people wasting my time >she doesn't reply >I call her >we talk for about 20mins how she thinks I'm talking to other women and she thinks I'm not interested in her and she's sorry for wasting my time and tells me I should find someone else because she thinks I'm to professional and she's to childish and doesn't know what she wants >I hang up the phone while she keeps talking Now I feel like complete s--- /b/ I really liked this girl but after the phone call she blocked me because I hanged up on her is there anything I can do that will maybe give me a 2nd chance I know she hasn't blocked my actual number I'm trying my hardest to not call her. Should I just move on?

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Anon just wanted some beans | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/14/24 (Sun)07:37:36 No.12963927 Random story time >two decades ago >be 10 >want some beans >have genius idea >put canned Heinz beans in microwave >s--- explodes >ohfuckfuck >try to clean up the mess but everything just gets more messy >beans are even on the floor now >hear mom coming home >ohshit >try to leave the kitchen but slip on beans >mom hears the noise comes in >sees me on the floor covered in beans, crying >asks what the hell happened >tell her the beans exploded in the microwave >stares at me for a good ten seconds then leaves the kitchen I just wanted to eat some beans
Anonymous 01/14/24 (Sun)07:37:36 No.12963927 Random story time >two decades ago >be 10 >want some beans >have genius idea >put canned Heinz beans in microwave >s--- explodes >ohfuckfuck >try to clean up the mess but everything just gets more messy >beans are even on the floor now >hear mom coming home >ohshit >try to leave the kitchen but slip on beans >mom hears the noise comes in >sees me on the floor covered in beans, crying >asks what the hell happened >tell her the beans exploded in the microwave >stares at me for a good ten seconds then leaves the kitchen I just wanted to eat some beans

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chances are anon f*cked up | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/14/24(Sun)01:58:34 No.912336499 >be me, 23 >want gf >girls my age mostly date older guys >younger girls are still in high school >say f--- it go for older woman >get matched with 48 yo cougar on dating app >we f--- on first date >fast forward a few weeks >we are in a relationship >birthday comes >"a little something I got you :)" >she bought me new sneakers >"you said you needed new sneakers for bedminton, hope you like them" >"yeah, these are awesome, thanks a lot, mom" >realized a nanosecond later what I just said >she pretends she didnt hear it >no sex that night >two weeks passed, when I ask her if she wants to go to have dinner she says she is busy, or ill, or has to work late I f----- up, didnt I
Anonymous 01/14/24(Sun)01:58:34 No.912336499 >be me, 23 >want gf >girls my age mostly date older guys >younger girls are still in high school >say f--- it go for older woman >get matched with 48 yo cougar on dating app >we f--- on first date >fast forward a few weeks >we are in a relationship >birthday comes >"a little something I got you :)" >she bought me new sneakers >"you said you needed new sneakers for bedminton, hope you like them" >"yeah, these are awesome, thanks a lot, mom" >realized a nanosecond later what I just said >she pretends she didnt hear it >no sex that night >two weeks passed, when I ask her if she wants to go to have dinner she says she is busy, or ill, or has to work late I f----- up, didnt I

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/fit/bro shows his power level in public | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous I think I'm retarded /b/ 70 KB JPG 01/14/24(Sun) 08:34:12 No.912332799 >be me >7/10 Liftcel >go to grocery store for meals and supps >go down aisle >Can't find supplement I need >Ask male attendant where it might be >Points me to femoid stocker >6.5/10 fake blonde >She's cute >Ask her for assistance >She checks >"Sorry anon, I don't think we have it" >She's clearly checking me out >Feel a little flustered >"Alright, thank you femoid" >Walks off and continues shopping I feel retarded. Maybe I am. Pic also related.
: Anonymous I think I'm retarded /b/ 70 KB JPG 01/14/24(Sun) 08:34:12 No.912332799 >be me >7/10 Liftcel >go to grocery store for meals and supps >go down aisle >Can't find supplement I need >Ask male attendant where it might be >Points me to femoid stocker >6.5/10 fake blonde >She's cute >Ask her for assistance >She checks >"Sorry anon, I don't think we have it" >She's clearly checking me out >Feel a little flustered >"Alright, thank you femoid" >Walks off and continues shopping I feel retarded. Maybe I am. Pic also related.

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ove.png (141 KB, 456x316) >w-- >didnt hear enter bc gaming >ask her what shes doing in my room so often >she asks if ive ever had lewd thoughts about her >say no >yell at her for acting weird >she kisses me >she really forcefully kisses me >my mom walks in at that moment O im not into her i swear Anonymous 01/13/24(Sat) 16:25:20 No.76101626 ► >be me >27 >my little sister is 22 >one time growing up i caught her watching brother hentai >ff to yesterday >she walked into my room while i was raging at cs2, and she said it was cute when i was angry >confused.jpg >ff to today >im gaming >she came into my room and kissed me on the back of myhead >"what are you yelling about, anon" >she sees us kissing >starts crying says we are terrible kids >sister starts yelling at her >starts furiously trying to kiss me more in front of her >mfw is it bad that i wanna f--- my sister?
ove.png (141 KB, 456x316) >w-- >didnt hear enter bc gaming >ask her what shes doing in my room so often >she asks if ive ever had lewd thoughts about her >say no >yell at her for acting weird >she kisses me >she really forcefully kisses me >my mom walks in at that moment O im not into her i swear Anonymous 01/13/24(Sat) 16:25:20 No.76101626 ► >be me >27 >my little sister is 22 >one time growing up i caught her watching brother hentai >ff to yesterday >she walked into my room while i was raging at cs2, and she said it was cute when i was angry >confused.jpg >ff to today >im gaming >she came into my room and kissed me on the back of myhead >"what are you yelling about, anon" >she sees us kissing >starts crying says we are terrible kids >sister starts yelling at her >starts furiously trying to kiss me more in front of her >mfw is it bad that i wanna f--- my sister?

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anon gets grounded for racist remark | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/14/24(Sun)00:11:30 No.194900974 ??? ??? >2015 >new neighbours, asian family >befriend neighbour boy >fast forward a few years >we are teens >parents tell him he was adopted >he tells me, I tell parents >they are really surprised >"at first I thought he was joking, he does look a lot like his parents" >get grounded because it's racist to say asians all look the same >mfw
Anonymous 01/14/24(Sun)00:11:30 No.194900974 ??? ??? >2015 >new neighbours, asian family >befriend neighbour boy >fast forward a few years >we are teens >parents tell him he was adopted >he tells me, I tell parents >they are really surprised >"at first I thought he was joking, he does look a lot like his parents" >get grounded because it's racist to say asians all look the same >mfw

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There is a guest in the garden of the patchwork king on /x/ | /r/Greentext

File: Antalya_Museum_Covered_st(...).jpg (103 KB, 800x532) Instructions: >Begin preparations at dark >Seal the box with tape Anonymous 01/13/24(Sat)17:06:45 No.36934163 [Reply] >>36934195 A Guest in the Garden. Perform at home. You'll need: >A box >A blindfold >A rope >Tie the rope into a noose large enough to fit your neck >Open every window, closet, cabinet, drawer, and door in the house as wide as possible, and leave them that way >Lighting doesn't matter, you'll have the blindfold on >Place the blindfold over your eyes >Place the noose around your neck, letting it fall across your back >Place the box in your hands >Begin moving >Do not stop repeating the mantra >Do not remove the blindfold >Memorize the following, and begin repetition >"There is a guest in the garden of the Patchwork King >And a gift for the Court of Forgotten Things >There is no king, nor worthy heir >To take a throne as noble or fair >Around my neck, this covenant lies >Behind my back, the Herald's eyes >I mask my face in Alagaddan Night >The Pact of Skin is recognized" >The doors you opened will begin to close >The Herald has arrived >Follow the sound >Keep hold of the box, regardless of how heavy it becomes >When you hear footsteps trailing behind, continue moving >Continue to follow the sounds room-to-room >When the box becomes so heavy that it cannot be moved further, place it at your feet >The nearest doors will close, remain still >Step onto the box >Keep still as you feel the noose lift and tighten >When the noose is dropped and hits your back again, step off of the box >There is a guest in the garden of the Patchwork King
File: Antalya_Museum_Covered_st(...).jpg (103 KB, 800x532) Instructions: >Begin preparations at dark >Seal the box with tape Anonymous 01/13/24(Sat)17:06:45 No.36934163 [Reply] >>36934195 A Guest in the Garden. Perform at home. You'll need: >A box >A blindfold >A rope >Tie the rope into a noose large enough to fit your neck >Open every window, closet, cabinet, drawer, and door in the house as wide as possible, and leave them that way >Lighting doesn't matter, you'll have the blindfold on >Place the blindfold over your eyes >Place the noose around your neck, letting it fall across your back >Place the box in your hands >Begin moving >Do not stop repeating the mantra >Do not remove the blindfold >Memorize the following, and begin repetition >"There is a guest in the garden of the Patchwork King >And a gift for the Court of Forgotten Things >There is no king, nor worthy heir >To take a throne as noble or fair >Around my neck, this covenant lies >Behind my back, the Herald's eyes >I mask my face in Alagaddan Night >The Pact of Skin is recognized" >The doors you opened will begin to close >The Herald has arrived >Follow the sound >Keep hold of the box, regardless of how heavy it becomes >When you hear footsteps trailing behind, continue moving >Continue to follow the sounds room-to-room >When the box becomes so heavy that it cannot be moved further, place it at your feet >The nearest doors will close, remain still >Step onto the box >Keep still as you feel the noose lift and tighten >When the noose is dropped and hits your back again, step off of the box >There is a guest in the garden of the Patchwork King

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Anonymous 01/14/24(Sun)00:10:07 No. 194900896 >my wife is going to die, if I help you will you resurrect her >sure thing, Mike >less than a day later >where is my wife? >you killed her, also sorry, but no refunds
Anonymous 01/14/24(Sun)00:10:07 No. 194900896 >my wife is going to die, if I help you will you resurrect her >sure thing, Mike >less than a day later >where is my wife? >you killed her, also sorry, but no refunds

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Anon overcomes his arachnophobia | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/14/24 (Sun)00:08:51 No.912334123 >be afraid of spiders >have strange dream of f------ girl at a costume party in spider costume >wake up >not afraid of spiders anymore wat
Anonymous 01/14/24 (Sun)00:08:51 No.912334123 >be afraid of spiders >have strange dream of f------ girl at a costume party in spider costume >wake up >not afraid of spiders anymore wat

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anon's friend knows his priorities | /r/Greentext

>be me >22 >mom and dad want to talk >they awkwardly bring up sex and p--- >"bit late for the sex talk, guys" >they confess they both did p--- for a year in the late 80s >"it was time we tell, we didnt want you to find any of our scenes on the internet" >oksurewaitholdon.jpg >feel like someone hit me in the head for a day >miss gayming session with best friend >writes on Steam: "where were you bro" >tell him the full story >asks me if I got a link, he wants to see my mom's "thick 80s vintage bush" Anonymous 01/14/24(Sun)01:18:39 No.912329416 ► >>912329373 do you have any links tho?
>be me >22 >mom and dad want to talk >they awkwardly bring up sex and p--- >"bit late for the sex talk, guys" >they confess they both did p--- for a year in the late 80s >"it was time we tell, we didnt want you to find any of our scenes on the internet" >oksurewaitholdon.jpg >feel like someone hit me in the head for a day >miss gayming session with best friend >writes on Steam: "where were you bro" >tell him the full story >asks me if I got a link, he wants to see my mom's "thick 80s vintage bush" Anonymous 01/14/24(Sun)01:18:39 No.912329416 ► >>912329373 do you have any links tho?

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Anon is banned from a bathroom | /r/Greentext

File: AR-15 Back in Brass Nine (...).png (824 KB, 1000x1000) AR/15 BACK IN BRASS >try to take a s--- for several minutes >oh well, better luck next time Anonymous 01/13/24(Sat)20:33:58 No.912332791 [Reply] >be me >go to local kroger >go to bathroom like you commonly do >be 23.5, and have been frequenting this bathroom since you were a teenager, likely for the past six to eight years >mordibly obese sheboon sees you and tells you you can't go to that bathroom >first time this has happened ever >sheboon follows you to the bathroom >wait a few minutes for whoever is in the bathroom to finish >non-employee comes out, as is virtually always the case with this bathroom >go to bathroom >clean up after yourself because you're not a n----- >go outside bathroom >see entire blockade set up in front of bathroom door with scrawny f----- manager waiting for you >he is around 5'7 with manager name tag >manager is visibly shaken by your appearance >tell him flat out you're almost 24 and that you've likely used this bathroom over a thousand times since you were a teenager >manager tells you you are no longer allowed to use that bathroom That sheboon has likely seen me go in there tons of times before without saying a word, but as soon as she sees me with the AR-15 BACK IN BRASS t-shirt she starts chimping out, waits for me to enter the bathroom, spends several minutes putting s--- up in front of the bathroom door to form a literal f------ blockade, and calls the f------ manager on my ass. That t-shirt is the only thing I can think of that caused all this to happen.
File: AR-15 Back in Brass Nine (...).png (824 KB, 1000x1000) AR/15 BACK IN BRASS >try to take a s--- for several minutes >oh well, better luck next time Anonymous 01/13/24(Sat)20:33:58 No.912332791 [Reply] >be me >go to local kroger >go to bathroom like you commonly do >be 23.5, and have been frequenting this bathroom since you were a teenager, likely for the past six to eight years >mordibly obese sheboon sees you and tells you you can't go to that bathroom >first time this has happened ever >sheboon follows you to the bathroom >wait a few minutes for whoever is in the bathroom to finish >non-employee comes out, as is virtually always the case with this bathroom >go to bathroom >clean up after yourself because you're not a n----- >go outside bathroom >see entire blockade set up in front of bathroom door with scrawny f----- manager waiting for you >he is around 5'7 with manager name tag >manager is visibly shaken by your appearance >tell him flat out you're almost 24 and that you've likely used this bathroom over a thousand times since you were a teenager >manager tells you you are no longer allowed to use that bathroom That sheboon has likely seen me go in there tons of times before without saying a word, but as soon as she sees me with the AR-15 BACK IN BRASS t-shirt she starts chimping out, waits for me to enter the bathroom, spends several minutes putting s--- up in front of the bathroom door to form a literal f------ blockade, and calls the f------ manager on my ass. That t-shirt is the only thing I can think of that caused all this to happen.

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Anonymous 39 KB JPG 04/19/21 (Mon)12:44:31 No.852461236 >be me 20 >at work >been flirting with 45 y/o milf constantly >she texts me whilst im infront of her in a room of people >"take my bottle, go pee in it, and hand it to me > do so > she drinks it in front of everyone whilst making eye contact with me. >h-------- do you believe my story? cos i swear to you this happened today.
Anonymous 39 KB JPG 04/19/21 (Mon)12:44:31 No.852461236 >be me 20 >at work >been flirting with 45 y/o milf constantly >she texts me whilst im infront of her in a room of people >"take my bottle, go pee in it, and hand it to me > do so > she drinks it in front of everyone whilst making eye contact with me. >h-------- do you believe my story? cos i swear to you this happened today.

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Femanon’s day at work | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous toomuchautism.help >be me femtedl touchstarved >raging femcel, living in my moms garage bc free rent >work at mall >shittyjob.sadness touchtstarved femicel 01/13/24(Sat) 18:08:41 No.76102146 24 KB PNG >regular customer at the mall we call G says he likes my hair >laugh.mp3 >explain that I haven't washed it in a while and it's probably really gross (STUPID STUPID AUTISM) >he laughs >success.smile >he suddenly looks really nervous >ohno.scared >he awkwardly asks if he can smell it. >fuckingsoakedinstantly.aaa >puts his arms around me briefly and smells it >says it smells nice >mfw >gives me his number >he stays and chats with coworkers for a minute >he leaves >fearcryingontheinside.mp3 what do i text him???? i am so scared.... what the f--- do i do what the f--- do i do. do i text G???
: Anonymous toomuchautism.help >be me femtedl touchstarved >raging femcel, living in my moms garage bc free rent >work at mall >shittyjob.sadness touchtstarved femicel 01/13/24(Sat) 18:08:41 No.76102146 24 KB PNG >regular customer at the mall we call G says he likes my hair >laugh.mp3 >explain that I haven't washed it in a while and it's probably really gross (STUPID STUPID AUTISM) >he laughs >success.smile >he suddenly looks really nervous >ohno.scared >he awkwardly asks if he can smell it. >fuckingsoakedinstantly.aaa >puts his arms around me briefly and smells it >says it smells nice >mfw >gives me his number >he stays and chats with coworkers for a minute >he leaves >fearcryingontheinside.mp3 what do i text him???? i am so scared.... what the f--- do i do what the f--- do i do. do i text G???

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Anon wishes to undo it all | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 01/12/24(Fri)03:12:56 No.912225257 >>912225378 File: s540X19NdX.jpg (45 KB, 1066x1066) >be me >horny 17 year old >have no girlfriend or any kind of boyfriend free girl >get idea >get a spare hoodie >stuff my thick bed covers inside it (the ones you sleep under) >manipulate it so some of it can go through sleeves to imitate arms >get some to go into where the head would be >put hood up >i now have a girlfriend with no legs and an exposed bottom >get another idea >make a small hole in the bottom >it is now a vagina >try f------ said "vagina" >don't feel anything >eventually realize what I've done once horniness wears off >undo everything >lie under my bed covers >mfw i made a fake girlfriend >mfw i tried to f--- my own bed covers
O Anonymous 01/12/24(Fri)03:12:56 No.912225257 >>912225378 File: s540X19NdX.jpg (45 KB, 1066x1066) >be me >horny 17 year old >have no girlfriend or any kind of boyfriend free girl >get idea >get a spare hoodie >stuff my thick bed covers inside it (the ones you sleep under) >manipulate it so some of it can go through sleeves to imitate arms >get some to go into where the head would be >put hood up >i now have a girlfriend with no legs and an exposed bottom >get another idea >make a small hole in the bottom >it is now a vagina >try f------ said "vagina" >don't feel anything >eventually realize what I've done once horniness wears off >undo everything >lie under my bed covers >mfw i made a fake girlfriend >mfw i tried to f--- my own bed covers

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File: ezgif-7-ecf31d6cc9.jpg (32 KB, 628x607) I walked in on my daughter naked and now she dosen't want to talk to me Anonymous 01/09/24(Tue)23:56:13 No.912144515 ► >be me >father >have 11 year old daughter >love her very much >starts to get more conscious and insecure about her changing body >try to support her as much as possible >one evening >wake up from a nap >feel like s--- >feel a lot hornier than usual >forget that i was sleeping in just my boxers >head to bathroom to j------- >unwillingly go to my daughter's room >door's unlocked >walk in >see my daughter butt naked dropping her towel >she just standing there petrified and silent >get a good glimpse of her t---, p----, and even some of her ass >get almost instant boner that's visible because of my boxers >tired self thinks nothing of it >reach in my boxers to j------- >"EEEEKKK!!! GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!!" >wake up >realize what i'm doing >dash out of her room as fast as possible >return to the master bedroom in a cold sweat >wtfjusthappened.webp >after a while i put some clothes on and go to her door >it's locked >hear her crying like crazy saying "daddy saw me naked, daddy saw me naked" over and over again >knock on door >she gets a panic attack >try to apologize to her >doesn't accept my apology >tells me to go away >feelsbadman.png What the f--- do I do anons? I don't want to throw my relationship with away over a stupid incident. How do I rectify things with her? Also before you ask, yes she was really hot.
File: ezgif-7-ecf31d6cc9.jpg (32 KB, 628x607) I walked in on my daughter naked and now she dosen't want to talk to me Anonymous 01/09/24(Tue)23:56:13 No.912144515 ► >be me >father >have 11 year old daughter >love her very much >starts to get more conscious and insecure about her changing body >try to support her as much as possible >one evening >wake up from a nap >feel like s--- >feel a lot hornier than usual >forget that i was sleeping in just my boxers >head to bathroom to j------- >unwillingly go to my daughter's room >door's unlocked >walk in >see my daughter butt naked dropping her towel >she just standing there petrified and silent >get a good glimpse of her t---, p----, and even some of her ass >get almost instant boner that's visible because of my boxers >tired self thinks nothing of it >reach in my boxers to j------- >"EEEEKKK!!! GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!!" >wake up >realize what i'm doing >dash out of her room as fast as possible >return to the master bedroom in a cold sweat >wtfjusthappened.webp >after a while i put some clothes on and go to her door >it's locked >hear her crying like crazy saying "daddy saw me naked, daddy saw me naked" over and over again >knock on door >she gets a panic attack >try to apologize to her >doesn't accept my apology >tells me to go away >feelsbadman.png What the f--- do I do anons? I don't want to throw my relationship with away over a stupid incident. How do I rectify things with her? Also before you ask, yes she was really hot.

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: Anonymous Ambatukam has bonded my little(...) 518 KB PNG 01/12/24(Fri)21:40:17 No.76085926 >be me, 23 yo >live in Illinois and its snowing like hell out here >little bro is 15, and his highschool got the day off in physical school because of it >he has to attend an online class today >he goes to the kitchen and we start talking >tells me about the online school >suddenly think of zoom bombing >me: "have you ever been zoom bombed?" >little bro: "no" >tell him I've seen so many vids of zoom bombs and we're both smiling >suddenly ambatukam zoom bomb memes pop up in my head >suddenly start laughing my ass off >hesitate to ask him if he knows about it >fuckit.png >ask him if he knows about the ambatukam memes >he smiles and says yeah >i then tell him about a meme of him boarding a japanese airplane and saying, "i'm about to blow" >he starts laughing >mfw turns out my 15 year old little brother may be as much of a degenerate as I am

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