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![File: AR-15 Back in Brass Nine (...).png (824 KB, 1000x1000) AR/15 BACK IN BRASS >try to take a s--- for several minutes >oh well, better luck next time Anonymous 01/13/24(Sat)20:33:58 No.912332791 [Reply] >be me >go to local kroger >go to bathroom like you commonly do >be 23.5, and have been frequenting this bathroom since you were a teenager, likely for the past six to eight years >mordibly obese sheboon sees you and tells you you can't go to that bathroom >first time this has happened ever >sheboon follows you to the bathroom >wait a few minutes for whoever is in the bathroom to finish >non-employee comes out, as is virtually always the case with this bathroom >go to bathroom >clean up after yourself because you're not a n----- >go outside bathroom >see entire blockade set up in front of bathroom door with scrawny f----- manager waiting for you >he is around 5'7 with manager name tag >manager is visibly shaken by your appearance >tell him flat out you're almost 24 and that you've likely used this bathroom over a thousand times since you were a teenager >manager tells you you are no longer allowed to use that bathroom That sheboon has likely seen me go in there tons of times before without saying a word, but as soon as she sees me with the AR-15 BACK IN BRASS t-shirt she starts chimping out, waits for me to enter the bathroom, spends several minutes putting s--- up in front of the bathroom door to form a literal f------ blockade, and calls the f------ manager on my ass. That t-shirt is the only thing I can think of that caused all this to happen.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/736/402/806.png "Anon is banned from a bathroom | /r/Greentext")
Anon is banned from a bathroom | /r/Greentext
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![File: Origami-crane.jpg (1.77 MB, 2080x1672) Anonymous 02/28/23(Tue)21:41:24 No.611307 [Reply] ► >>6 >always liked origami as a kid >like every other kid i guess >recently decided to get back into it >started working through a book >using printer paper because i don't have origami paper >got to about halfway through the intermediate models >having a ton of fun >one night i accidentally leave one of them out on the kitchen table >wake up next day >mom rips up the origami >starts yelling at me >says she knows i've been "wasting" paper with this s--- >calls me a retard and tells me to stop right away >all joy is sucked out of it >haven't felt the need to make another one](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/736/122/ca0.png "Anon misses making orgami | /r/Greentext")
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![File: images (42).jpg (27 KB, 600x325) >Extremely sexualized scene >Realised that scene probably created the first generation of furrys >Thousands, possibly millions of furrys masturbate to that scene >Disney most likely created furrys >Lion King was ground zero for furrys >F--- You Disney Anonymous 09/05/19(Thu)20:37:14 No.808830045 [Reply] >>808830154 >Be Me >Decide to rewatch the original Lion King >Been like a good 10 years since I've seen it >Good movie >Nostalgic.mp4 >Scene where Simba and Nala are playing around >Scene where Nala has F--- Me eyes for Simba >Holdthefuckup.jpeg](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/379/757/d22.png "Anon watches the lion king | /r/Greentext")
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