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File: 1734408589511921.png (34 KB, 573x670) ? ☐ Joined the KKK Anonymous (ID: Ybqstjeg) 12/17/24(Tue)05:22:27 No.491617594 ►>>491617668 >>491617963 >>491617981 >>491618322 >>491618391 >>491618- >>491618431 >>491618472 >>491618748 >>491618913 >Joined the KKK last August >Became the official recorder, my only special duty is that I have to record the monthly meeting minutes >Thought I was gonna have fun burning crosses and doing Klan dances and harrassing blacks >Klavern doesn't do that anymore >My Klavem is basically 100% a charity organization/fraternity >All we do is work charity jobs or shoot the s--- and eat BBQ and watch movies >Never even wore the robes myself >Last month we all got together to clean up the local park >Last week we distributed shoes to children in need >Literally it's just a charity organization for white people >Everyone in town knows we're the KKK but they don't say it out loud >They actually like us I gotta admit I'm having alot of fun and feel good about myself but this is not what I was expecting. I don't know what I was expecting but gotta admit I like it.
File: 1734408589511921.png (34 KB, 573x670) ? ☐ Joined the KKK Anonymous (ID: Ybqstjeg) 12/17/24(Tue)05:22:27 No.491617594 ►>>491617668 >>491617963 >>491617981 >>491618322 >>491618391 >>491618- >>491618431 >>491618472 >>491618748 >>491618913 >Joined the KKK last August >Became the official recorder, my only special duty is that I have to record the monthly meeting minutes >Thought I was gonna have fun burning crosses and doing Klan dances and harrassing blacks >Klavern doesn't do that anymore >My Klavem is basically 100% a charity organization/fraternity >All we do is work charity jobs or shoot the s--- and eat BBQ and watch movies >Never even wore the robes myself >Last month we all got together to clean up the local park >Last week we distributed shoes to children in need >Literally it's just a charity organization for white people >Everyone in town knows we're the KKK but they don't say it out loud >They actually like us I gotta admit I'm having alot of fun and feel good about myself but this is not what I was expecting. I don't know what I was expecting but gotta admit I like it.

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Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: Bx06Jhvz ) ▼Settings Mobile Home 12/16/24(Mon)19:42:29 No.491602886 Peter R. Quiñc @PeterRQuin⚫ Dec 15 Hypothetical: One country must no longer exist. A: United States B: Israel Choose ○ 8 13 556 7K Rep. Don Bacon Read Revelations and report back. @RepDor 23h - 112 48 10 ılı 73K 88 KB JPG Donald John Bacon (R) is an American politician and retired military officer serving as the U.S. representative for Nebraska. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don_Bacon https://x.com/RepDonBacon/status/1868334120272585209 Anonymous (ID: TgJCydqZ >Name is Bacon >Loves jews You can only have one. 12/16/24(Mon)19:45:23 No.491603092
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: Bx06Jhvz ) ▼Settings Mobile Home 12/16/24(Mon)19:42:29 No.491602886 Peter R. Quiñc @PeterRQuin⚫ Dec 15 Hypothetical: One country must no longer exist. A: United States B: Israel Choose ○ 8 13 556 7K Rep. Don Bacon Read Revelations and report back. @RepDor 23h - 112 48 10 ılı 73K 88 KB JPG Donald John Bacon (R) is an American politician and retired military officer serving as the U.S. representative for Nebraska. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don_Bacon https://x.com/RepDonBacon/status/1868334120272585209 Anonymous (ID: TgJCydqZ >Name is Bacon >Loves jews You can only have one. 12/16/24(Mon)19:45:23 No.491603092

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Anon sexually harrases | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 93 KB JPG >be me 12/16/24(Mon)17:31:42 No.928727717 >Bjorking my pork >Come across c-- tributes when looking for s--- >Take picture of c-- tribute, c-- on it and send it to the accounts >1 guy tells me to f--- off and another tells me he's going to kill me >Oh so now it's weird
Anonymous 93 KB JPG >be me 12/16/24(Mon)17:31:42 No.928727717 >Bjorking my pork >Come across c-- tributes when looking for s--- >Take picture of c-- tribute, c-- on it and send it to the accounts >1 guy tells me to f--- off and another tells me he's going to kill me >Oh so now it's weird

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Brazilian anon revel the secret pleasure of brazilian society | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: /4wKPf9r B 12/16/24(Mon)17:16:28 No.491583090 >all the first ladies in Brazil practice p------ on their husbands >every decent Brazilian enjoys p------ Why Brazil is like this? 37 KB JPG Anonymous (ID: Xzy1blrq >>491583090 (OP) # 12/16/24(Mon)17:18:43 No.491583282 Only favelados and negões do it Anonymous (ID: 5EfKMCjW) You're a f------ retarded. 12/16/24(Mon)17:18:52 No.491583290
Anonymous (ID: /4wKPf9r B 12/16/24(Mon)17:16:28 No.491583090 >all the first ladies in Brazil practice p------ on their husbands >every decent Brazilian enjoys p------ Why Brazil is like this? 37 KB JPG Anonymous (ID: Xzy1blrq >>491583090 (OP) # 12/16/24(Mon)17:18:43 No.491583282 Only favelados and negões do it Anonymous (ID: 5EfKMCjW) You're a f------ retarded. 12/16/24(Mon)17:18:52 No.491583290

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Anon the future president | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 100 KB JPG >middle of test 06/17/15(Wed)13:45:14 No.622330744 Retarded stories thread >be me >be in first grade >taking test >teacher tells us if we can't do a problem, put a smile face >look up at teacher >smile as hard as I can >hold smile for a solid 2 mins >mfw placed into special Ed next week
Anonymous 100 KB JPG >middle of test 06/17/15(Wed)13:45:14 No.622330744 Retarded stories thread >be me >be in first grade >taking test >teacher tells us if we can't do a problem, put a smile face >look up at teacher >smile as hard as I can >hold smile for a solid 2 mins >mfw placed into special Ed next week

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Anon is victorious | /r/Greentext

Thinkpad Gigachad Anonymous 12/16/24(Mon) 15:57:00 No. 10353707 >>103538332 >be me >buy a thinkpad >have a basedboy friend >he has an m1 macbook >spent twice as much on it >"BBUT MUH MACBOOK IS MUCH FASTER!!!!!!" >uses that performance only for generating furry p--- using local image gen >download more than 40 gb of files >plug in more than 1 accessory while charging >install a non app store program >victory Anonymous 12/16/24(Mon) 16:00:29 No.103537093 >>103538562 >LOOK HOW I LE HECKIN EPICKLY OWNED MY 50YBOY FRIENDO /g/UYZ!!!! LE BASED THINKPAD AMIRITE???? lol what a sperglord, even that macfag is better than you OP
Thinkpad Gigachad Anonymous 12/16/24(Mon) 15:57:00 No. 10353707 >>103538332 >be me >buy a thinkpad >have a basedboy friend >he has an m1 macbook >spent twice as much on it >"BBUT MUH MACBOOK IS MUCH FASTER!!!!!!" >uses that performance only for generating furry p--- using local image gen >download more than 40 gb of files >plug in more than 1 accessory while charging >install a non app store program >victory Anonymous 12/16/24(Mon) 16:00:29 No.103537093 >>103538562 >LOOK HOW I LE HECKIN EPICKLY OWNED MY 50YBOY FRIENDO /g/UYZ!!!! LE BASED THINKPAD AMIRITE???? lol what a sperglord, even that macfag is better than you OP

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Anon is helping | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 30 KB JPG >be me 12/16/24(Mon)11:10:21 No.928714317 >MD with access to Dr who's TARDIS >Diagnose woman with female hysteria for her wandering womb, diagnose her with neurosyphilis, stab her in the eye with ice pic, intentionally give her seizures, infect her with malaria and call her mentally ill for running away as a slave where she was being r---- >Tell her thalidomide is perfectly safe for her pregnancy, baby is born with severe birth defect >Diagnose her with sluggish schizophrenia >That will be 3.8 million dollars >TARDIS takes me to Canada >Nvm just kill yourself >Get two Nobel prizes
: Anonymous 30 KB JPG >be me 12/16/24(Mon)11:10:21 No.928714317 >MD with access to Dr who's TARDIS >Diagnose woman with female hysteria for her wandering womb, diagnose her with neurosyphilis, stab her in the eye with ice pic, intentionally give her seizures, infect her with malaria and call her mentally ill for running away as a slave where she was being r---- >Tell her thalidomide is perfectly safe for her pregnancy, baby is born with severe birth defect >Diagnose her with sluggish schizophrenia >That will be 3.8 million dollars >TARDIS takes me to Canada >Nvm just kill yourself >Get two Nobel prizes

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You won't last 5 minutes playing this game (Skyrim) | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/16/24(Mon) 19:08:40 No.41739806 full (13).jpg 207 KB JPG >Howdy, partner. You're finally awake. >You were tryin' to cross the border, I reckon? >Trotted right into that Royal ambush, same as us, an' that cattle rustler over there. : Anonymous >r--- 12/16/24(Mon) 19:10:48 No.41739809
Anonymous 12/16/24(Mon) 19:08:40 No.41739806 full (13).jpg 207 KB JPG >Howdy, partner. You're finally awake. >You were tryin' to cross the border, I reckon? >Trotted right into that Royal ambush, same as us, an' that cattle rustler over there. : Anonymous >r--- 12/16/24(Mon) 19:10:48 No.41739809

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Patience is a virtue | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/04/24(Wed)05:33:09 No.206657124 ZSX30R5LOJEF3DCQW3NFEZOXXA.jpg 21 KB JPG >finally I found my 45 year old dream girl to start a family with! I can't wait to have children
Anonymous 12/04/24(Wed)05:33:09 No.206657124 ZSX30R5LOJEF3DCQW3NFEZOXXA.jpg 21 KB JPG >finally I found my 45 year old dream girl to start a family with! I can't wait to have children

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Bruh, Bruh Bruh? | /r/Greentext

File: aladdin-920x584.png (595 KB, 920x584) Bruh: "Bruh bruh bruh." Bruh: "Bruh bruh." Anonymous 05/16/19(Thu)15:59:06 No.799 Genie: "What are your 3 wishes?" Me: "Make every word 4 letters long." Geni: "Wish gran." Meee: "Make ever word star with 'br." Brni: "Brsh bran." Bree: "Brke brer brrd brar brdd brth 'uh." Bruh: "Bruh bruh."
File: aladdin-920x584.png (595 KB, 920x584) Bruh: "Bruh bruh bruh." Bruh: "Bruh bruh." Anonymous 05/16/19(Thu)15:59:06 No.799 Genie: "What are your 3 wishes?" Me: "Make every word 4 letters long." Geni: "Wish gran." Meee: "Make ever word star with 'br." Brni: "Brsh bran." Bree: "Brke brer brrd brar brdd brth 'uh." Bruh: "Bruh bruh."

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Anon has children | /r/Greentext

File: imagmes.jpg (6 KB, 197x256) Guys I need family advice Anonymous 12/16/24(Mon)17:21:23 No.79771702 ► >be me >have a kid >wanted to name him Marcus, but wife didnt like it >we went with her suggestion instead >whatever.jpg >work a lot, dont really get to spend much time with him >years pass, hes now 16 >chilling at home one evening, drinking beer with a buddy >kid walks in and asks if he can go to the movies with his friend >Sure, buddy. >he says Thanks Dad and leaves >friend looks at me and says, Man, your sons grown up. >Yeah, he really is, I nod like a proud dad >then he asks, Whats his name, by the way? uhhhhh.png >no idea >laugh it off like hes joking and keep drinking >next morning, hungover >son hands me a school form to fill in go through it, pretty straightforward... until I hit Student Name suddenly_sweating.gif >staring at the blank spot like its a bomb defusal >son asks if Im feeling okay panic.exe >tell him Im feeling sick and need to lie down >pass him the form and say, You can just fill in the rest, champ. >crisis averted >later that evening >realize I still dont know his name and decide to ask my wife subtly >Hey. >Hey? she replies >So... uh, you know, our kid? I start carefully >Which one? she laughs brain_crash.jpg >forgot we have more than one >I wasnt prepare for multiple choice questions when I came into the bedroom >start sweating again >play it cool, mumble something about needing water, and head downstairs >son is there ohno.mp4 >he says hi >Hey, chap! I reply enthusiastically, dodging like the Counter strike 1.6 veteran I am >he pauses and asks why I always call him buddy instead of his name >uhm >mutter something about needing the bathroom and bolt upstairs >lock myself in the toilet all night >next morning, go straight to work without saying a word guys, help how do I casually find out my sons name without him or my wife realizing I forgot?
File: imagmes.jpg (6 KB, 197x256) Guys I need family advice Anonymous 12/16/24(Mon)17:21:23 No.79771702 ► >be me >have a kid >wanted to name him Marcus, but wife didnt like it >we went with her suggestion instead >whatever.jpg >work a lot, dont really get to spend much time with him >years pass, hes now 16 >chilling at home one evening, drinking beer with a buddy >kid walks in and asks if he can go to the movies with his friend >Sure, buddy. >he says Thanks Dad and leaves >friend looks at me and says, Man, your sons grown up. >Yeah, he really is, I nod like a proud dad >then he asks, Whats his name, by the way? uhhhhh.png >no idea >laugh it off like hes joking and keep drinking >next morning, hungover >son hands me a school form to fill in go through it, pretty straightforward... until I hit Student Name suddenly_sweating.gif >staring at the blank spot like its a bomb defusal >son asks if Im feeling okay panic.exe >tell him Im feeling sick and need to lie down >pass him the form and say, You can just fill in the rest, champ. >crisis averted >later that evening >realize I still dont know his name and decide to ask my wife subtly >Hey. >Hey? she replies >So... uh, you know, our kid? I start carefully >Which one? she laughs brain_crash.jpg >forgot we have more than one >I wasnt prepare for multiple choice questions when I came into the bedroom >start sweating again >play it cool, mumble something about needing water, and head downstairs >son is there ohno.mp4 >he says hi >Hey, chap! I reply enthusiastically, dodging like the Counter strike 1.6 veteran I am >he pauses and asks why I always call him buddy instead of his name >uhm >mutter something about needing the bathroom and bolt upstairs >lock myself in the toilet all night >next morning, go straight to work without saying a word guys, help how do I casually find out my sons name without him or my wife realizing I forgot?

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Know Your Rights | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: 6GOWbJKI ) 12/16/24(Mon)08:48:59 No.491556475 780 KB PNG >See emerging far right political party >Look inside manifesto >Center right politics
Anonymous (ID: 6GOWbJKI ) 12/16/24(Mon)08:48:59 No.491556475 780 KB PNG >See emerging far right political party >Look inside manifesto >Center right politics

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Anon aspires to become an author | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/13/23(Wed)00:06:50 No.22823139 >want to make a journal >buy journal >open journal >stare at it for 10 minutes before giving up 40 KB JPG what the f--- are you supposed to write? how your day went? thats something a girl in middle school does
Anonymous 12/13/23(Wed)00:06:50 No.22823139 >want to make a journal >buy journal >open journal >stare at it for 10 minutes before giving up 40 KB JPG what the f--- are you supposed to write? how your day went? thats something a girl in middle school does

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Because MFs think they can fix psychos | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Anchovy Pizza 12/16/24(Mon)16:26:30 No.79769671 @Anchovy_Pizza - 9h H-hello you can s-sit wherever haha Sorry y-you had to wait, I n-needed to clean up a bit haha 50 17180 3.2K ill 33K image_2024-12-16_032608554.png 755 KB PNG >men love loser women but women hate loser men how come it's so easy to be a woman? You literally just can't lose. 2 Replies 1 Image View Thread
: Anonymous Anchovy Pizza 12/16/24(Mon)16:26:30 No.79769671 @Anchovy_Pizza - 9h H-hello you can s-sit wherever haha Sorry y-you had to wait, I n-needed to clean up a bit haha 50 17180 3.2K ill 33K image_2024-12-16_032608554.png 755 KB PNG >men love loser women but women hate loser men how come it's so easy to be a woman? You literally just can't lose. 2 Replies 1 Image View Thread

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Anon does a little trolling | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 200 KB PNG 10/08/21(Fri)14:28:43 No.864617163 >be 16yo troll >lost a lot of friendships because of my troll nature >2 years ago, Fortnite became really popular >get a troll idea >make a flyer with an invitation to a fortnite tournament with prize money >It is easy, just click on this link! >the link actually leads to b--------- p--- >i give the flyers to 12 year olds Pic related
Anonymous 200 KB PNG 10/08/21(Fri)14:28:43 No.864617163 >be 16yo troll >lost a lot of friendships because of my troll nature >2 years ago, Fortnite became really popular >get a troll idea >make a flyer with an invitation to a fortnite tournament with prize money >It is easy, just click on this link! >the link actually leads to b--------- p--- >i give the flyers to 12 year olds Pic related

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Miserable Anon! | /r/Greentext

Anonymous who's the biggest loser on /r9(...) CONSUMMATUR >21 01/25/23(Wed)09:01:17 No.71962299 676 KB PNG >still live with family >still stuck in same s--- town I've always lived in >zero friends, girlfriend ever >college dropout (couldn't choose what to major in) >slave tier job at a warehouse >only 7k saved >zero talents, qualifications, interests, skills, or idea what to do >ugly as f--- It's so f------ over. I've gone on tiktok and see people younger than me with 6 figure jobs and insane physiques. I've literally ruined my entire life and wasted my youth without ever getting to have one. I feel hopeless and suicidal. I bought a shotgun last year and I think about using it all the time.
Anonymous who's the biggest loser on /r9(...) CONSUMMATUR >21 01/25/23(Wed)09:01:17 No.71962299 676 KB PNG >still live with family >still stuck in same s--- town I've always lived in >zero friends, girlfriend ever >college dropout (couldn't choose what to major in) >slave tier job at a warehouse >only 7k saved >zero talents, qualifications, interests, skills, or idea what to do >ugly as f--- It's so f------ over. I've gone on tiktok and see people younger than me with 6 figure jobs and insane physiques. I've literally ruined my entire life and wasted my youth without ever getting to have one. I feel hopeless and suicidal. I bought a shotgun last year and I think about using it all the time.

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