Anonymous 12/13/23(Wed)00:06:50 No.22823139 >want to make a journal >buy journal >open journal >stare at it for 10 minutes before giving up 40 KB JPG what the f--- are you supposed to write? how your day went? thats something a girl in middle school does

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Anonymous (ID: 6GOWbJKI ) 12/16/24(Mon)08:48:59 No.491556475 780 KB PNG >See emerging far right political party >Look inside manifesto >Center right politics

Rule 34 If it exists there is p--- of it. If not, start uploading. Posts Comments Forum My Account squirrel_girl squirrel_girl (1701) Serv squirrel_girl_(marvel) (1200) 0.2 squirrel_girl_(marvel_rivals) (807) sg.jpg 309 KB JPG >Game barely out for one (1) week >Already got thousands of fanart How is this possible? Is this called cultural impact?

Anonymous Western vs Eastern Devs 12/13/24(Fri)23:57:08 No.697230069 |游戏科学 GAME SCIENCE 世界品质,中国故事 SQUARE ENIX SHIFT UP CAPCOM® UBISOFT BETHESDA GAME STUDIOS NAUGHTY DOG BioWare™ cap.jpg 368 KB JPG This is the age we live now Will this game flop?

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: Anonymous Anchovy Pizza 12/16/24(Mon)16:26:30 No.79769671 @Anchovy_Pizza - 9h H-hello you can s-sit wherever haha Sorry y-you had to wait, I n-needed to clean up a bit haha 50 17180 3.2K ill 33K image_2024-12-16_032608554.png 755 KB PNG >men love loser women but women hate loser men how come it's so easy to be a woman? You literally just can't lose. 2 Replies 1 Image View Thread

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Anonymous 200 KB PNG 10/08/21(Fri)14:28:43 No.864617163 >be 16yo troll >lost a lot of friendships because of my troll nature >2 years ago, Fortnite became really popular >get a troll idea >make a flyer with an invitation to a fortnite tournament with prize money >It is easy, just click on this link! >the link actually leads to b--------- p--- >i give the flyers to 12 year olds Pic related

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Anonymous who's the biggest loser on /r9(...) CONSUMMATUR >21 01/25/23(Wed)09:01:17 No.71962299 676 KB PNG >still live with family >still stuck in same s--- town I've always lived in >zero friends, girlfriend ever >college dropout (couldn't choose what to major in) >slave tier job at a warehouse >only 7k saved >zero talents, qualifications, interests, skills, or idea what to do >ugly as f--- It's so f------ over. I've gone on tiktok and see people younger than me with 6 figure jobs and insane physiques. I've literally ruined my entire life and wasted my youth without ever getting to have one. I feel hopeless and suicidal. I bought a shotgun last year and I think about using it all the time.

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Anonymous 93 KB PNG student 11/16/23(Thu)09:15:42 No.75435963 >be me, first year engineering student >forced to take an Engineering Ethics class >drilled into us that a lot of what we learn can be used to cause harm and we need to be careful >be me, second year engineering >forced to take another Engineering Ethics course >drilled into us that we have an obligation to society to use our skills for betterment >be me, third year engineering student >learn that Lockheed Martin sponsors my school's engineering program >get offered a six figure job building missile targeting systems at LM >my counselors and professors push me to take the job it's so over for this race

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Anons on Gen X | /r/Greentext

File: genx reddit.jpg (49 KB, 854x545) r/GenX u/Xix_Feng • 13h Am I taking crazy pills?! Existential Crisis Join 5 years ago everything was fine - today my parents support Qanon and my kids support Hamas. W--?! I'm going to go binge some Star Trek next generation or something... + 1,883 1,153 Comments 444 Anonymous (ID: ifo/0TGL 12/15/24(Sun)17:51:34 No.491523804 >>491523882 >>491523884 >>491523974 >>491524097 >>491524173 >>491524234 >>491524353 >>491524595 >>491524621 >>491524796 >>491525257 >>491526626 >>491526776 >>491529032 >>491529592 >>491530324 Has the whole world gone mad?! Anonymous (ID: DW6f76Fn) >>491523804 (OP) >BING BING WAHOO! 12/15/24(Sun)17:52:50 No.491523882 >>491529032 >> Anonymous (ID: +Lxnn4Dv >> 12/15/24(Sun)17:53:57 No.491523956 >i will consume more media instead of doing something Anonymous (ID: 16j7gluZ >>491525756 12/15/24(Sun)17:54:08 No.491523974 >>491524532 >>491523804 (OP) >things are going wrong and someone needs to step up? >not me, I'm gonna go be apathetic and consoom 1980s/1990s media Gen X is always so f------ gay and predictable. They want to be in charge but they never want to actually lead the charge. >> Anonymous (ID: jfPpNqqO) 12/15/24(Sun)17:54:21 No.491523988 >My kids are antisemitic. >My parents are talking about cannibal elites. >I just wanna grill!

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Anon destroyed the Spotify | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/15/24(Sun)22:53:37 No.124811184 >the only version of your favorite album available is a brickwalled remaster from the mid '00s Spotify bitrate tops out at 160kbps unless you 53 KB JPG pay a monthly subscription >albums disappear from library without warning Why would anybody with ears use this s--- service? It's not hard to manage your own files and disk space is dirt cheap now.

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How the Grinch ruined Christmas | /r/Greentext

File: aayb92b1pd5e1.jpg (44 KB, 757x800) Anonymous 12/15/24(Sun)14:59:00 No.928685144 >>928689178 How I ruined Christmas >Be me >2023 >Taking my niece grocery shopping at Wal-mart >She's looking in the Jewelry section >sees a necklace she liked >Go back later and buy it and store it for Christmas >During the year, I build a new computer >Keep the boxes >Keep the necklace in the box >Wrap it >put it in a larger box, wrap it. >put it in a larger box, wrap it. >put it in a larger box, wrap it. >put it in a larger box, wrap it. >put it in a larger box, wrap it. >Don't even just use boxes for parts, just any shipping container I can find >put it in a larger box, wrap it. >put it in a larger box, wrap it. >I get about 7 layers, put it all in the box for the case >Wrap it >Biggest gift at Christmas >A nesting doll of presents >It takes her 20 minutes of frustration to open it up >Gets p----- at me >Everyone gets p----- at me >nobody is laughing at the end >Get told I took it too far >FFW today >In family group chat >No more pranks with gifting >Litterally-1984.jpg >MFW, I got joke gift boxes from Amazon for everyone's gifts. Anonymous 12/15/24(Sun)17:09:09 No.928689178 ► File: hqdefault(4).jpg (24 KB, 480x360) >>928685144 (OP) They can cry about it if it's a necklace at the end. That's hilarious and endearing. Good luck. HEHEUHEHAHEAHUEH imgflip.com Anonymous 12/15/24(Sun)17:11:09 No.928689241 Kek

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People use anything to justify themselves | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/13/23(Sat) 11:48:21 No.73299310 "It don't matter. None of this matters." Carl Brutananadilewski fY_zegwlSNH765-X01nB9otgegs FGGxxilqQjaupRTw.jpg 655 KB JPG >every single major Religion, Philosophy, Faith, and Way of Life says your race/ethnicity doesn't matter AT ALL. In this life or the afterlife >people still want to construct racial beliefs using "science" and vague religious passages to enforce "the differences between the races" and their superiority over them

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Anonymous www 49 KB JPG 12/15/24(Sun)15:44:52 No.79766181 >talking to a female classmate that I got acquainted with over the semester >she said she needed help with studying and homework >told her there's a pretty good tutor for the class and I went to them a couple of times for help >she said that maybe I should help her since I've gone to the tutor already >said that the tutor would probably help more because they're more familiar with the topic than I am >drops the subject and doesn't really seem as friendly from that point onward Did I offend her in some way?

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26KiB, 779x513, Hitler de blanco.jpg View Same Google Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace I've hated women for a long time Anonymous [92/36] ID: KOX2KGAY Sun 01 Dec 2024 01:50:36 No.490085248 View Reply Original Report Quoted By: >>490085328 >>490085368 >>490085395 >>490085422 >>490085430 >>490085494 >>490085903 >>490086346 >>490089271 >>490089370 >>490092055 >>490092342 >>490092443 >>490092883 >>490093046 but I don't think I want to hate women anymore because I know Uncle Addy respected women, even after witnessing the horrors of the Weimar Republic. I think he understood that womens minds are childlike in nature and that they need to be guided.

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Not Worthy of Criticism | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: J8bh6bEi) Question for Pol ▼Settings Mobile Home 12/15/24(Sun)11:09:51 No.491496494 159 KB PNG Do you guys just hate Jews or do you hate circumcision? I see you criticizing circumcision always in the context of Jews but no other religion. When in the context of the US it always boils down to Jews. Muslims also practice circumcision but I never see anyone here criticizing them for it. I think you just hate Jews for no reason. Anonymous (ID: SOUZ+oQn ) >>491496494 (OP) 12/15/24(Sun)13:48:58 No.491485650 >Muslims also practice circumcision but I never see anyone here criticizing them for it. That is because Browns will be Browns

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