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Are there any scars on the dick? Anon | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous D--- scars. got any? >be me >be horny 05/23/22(Mon)07:35:29 No.68744426 >decide to take a shower since it's only place I get privacy >look around bathtub for things I could masturbate with 347 KB PNG >showercurtain.png >wrap my d--- around the shower curtain and start masturbating >feels great....oh s--- oh f--- >d--- starts feeling really hot >immediately stop and look at my d--- >Half the skin of my d--- got rubbed off and I'm bleeding >go to school the next day with a limp. Every step is like I'm being stabbed with needles on my d--- still have visible scarring to this day. The shower curtain had the texture of f------ sandpaper and I was too horny to realize.
: Anonymous D--- scars. got any? >be me >be horny 05/23/22(Mon)07:35:29 No.68744426 >decide to take a shower since it's only place I get privacy >look around bathtub for things I could masturbate with 347 KB PNG >showercurtain.png >wrap my d--- around the shower curtain and start masturbating >feels great....oh s--- oh f--- >d--- starts feeling really hot >immediately stop and look at my d--- >Half the skin of my d--- got rubbed off and I'm bleeding >go to school the next day with a limp. Every step is like I'm being stabbed with needles on my d--- still have visible scarring to this day. The shower curtain had the texture of f------ sandpaper and I was too horny to realize.

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Anon is cringe | /r/Greentext

F4F7C388-F46E-47D3-B2FA-0(...).jpg (23 KB, 250x242) Anonymous 11/24/21 (Wed)13:28:03 No.867323934 >Be me >teach grandma what cringe means >fast forward months later >I show her the meme I made >She calls it cringe
F4F7C388-F46E-47D3-B2FA-0(...).jpg (23 KB, 250x242) Anonymous 11/24/21 (Wed)13:28:03 No.867323934 >Be me >teach grandma what cringe means >fast forward months later >I show her the meme I made >She calls it cringe

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Anon makes a stand | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: 1iXiChT9 Hindi Indian Mom Sucks Off Son's Bully Horny Lily facefuck hindi aunty b 28M verified profile facefucking 00:00/10:21 404 KB JPG 44 Replies / 6 Images 04/05/21 (Mon)17:30:42 No.315319738 It's time to stop bullying Indians and take Indian posters seriously. Indian posters can't even comment without being bombarded with memes. This is unacceptable. Tward to kurvagana for s and then put my faut pis u vogana uw happy 648 KB JPG : Anonymous (ID: EmFjVVD1 View Thread 04/05/21 (Mon)18:05:35 No.315324758 POST BOBS AND LASAGNA U BASTERD BICH
Anonymous (ID: 1iXiChT9 Hindi Indian Mom Sucks Off Son's Bully Horny Lily facefuck hindi aunty b 28M verified profile facefucking 00:00/10:21 404 KB JPG 44 Replies / 6 Images 04/05/21 (Mon)17:30:42 No.315319738 It's time to stop bullying Indians and take Indian posters seriously. Indian posters can't even comment without being bombarded with memes. This is unacceptable. Tward to kurvagana for s and then put my faut pis u vogana uw happy 648 KB JPG : Anonymous (ID: EmFjVVD1 View Thread 04/05/21 (Mon)18:05:35 No.315324758 POST BOBS AND LASAGNA U BASTERD BICH

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Anon had a lava lamp | /r/Greentext

Anonymous >>69171120 (OP) # >used to have a lava lamp as a kid >actually cool >some party at my house, might have been my sisters friends 06/25/22(Sat)03:16:09 No.69171329 >people are drunk but nothing bad happens >find out before bed someone went into my room, took the top off, twisted off the non-twist bottle cap, and drank it >still plugged in and probably burning hot when they did it >nobody knows who or admits to it and no one has died from lava lamp colon cancer yet
Anonymous >>69171120 (OP) # >used to have a lava lamp as a kid >actually cool >some party at my house, might have been my sisters friends 06/25/22(Sat)03:16:09 No.69171329 >people are drunk but nothing bad happens >find out before bed someone went into my room, took the top off, twisted off the non-twist bottle cap, and drank it >still plugged in and probably burning hot when they did it >nobody knows who or admits to it and no one has died from lava lamp colon cancer yet

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File: .png (15 KB, 920x920) Anonymous 06/12/22(Sun)19:15:13 No.880030980 >fall for art degree pill >can't find a job >in massive debt >nobody gives a s--- about my work >friend is a hobbyist yiff artist >gets paid $300 for 1 hour of work >has a patreon that prints money >sells merch >thousands praise him online MFW this man has made more money drawing furry p--- then I will make in my entire life. This isn't even his main job, he's an engineer.
File: .png (15 KB, 920x920) Anonymous 06/12/22(Sun)19:15:13 No.880030980 >fall for art degree pill >can't find a job >in massive debt >nobody gives a s--- about my work >friend is a hobbyist yiff artist >gets paid $300 for 1 hour of work >has a patreon that prints money >sells merch >thousands praise him online MFW this man has made more money drawing furry p--- then I will make in my entire life. This isn't even his main job, he's an engineer.

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Anon? Soon in your house | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 106 KB JPG Anonymous 402 KB PNG 04/09/22(Sat)20:17:09 No.68140959 >mom cleans my room while i'm at work >have panic attack when i get home 04/09/22(Sat)20:19:01 No.68140986 >tfw mom organized the dildos by size
Anonymous 106 KB JPG Anonymous 402 KB PNG 04/09/22(Sat)20:17:09 No.68140959 >mom cleans my room while i'm at work >have panic attack when i get home 04/09/22(Sat)20:19:01 No.68140986 >tfw mom organized the dildos by size

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Anon knows what the ladies want. | /r/Greentext

File: Snapchat-2079101352.jpg (1.41 MB, 2160x4055) Anonymous 03/21/21(Sun)09:03:03 No.60462916 >>60462985>>60463042 >>60463064 >>60463067 >>60463088 >>60463106 >>60463130 >>60463132 >>60463146 >>60463191 >>60463226 >>60463388 >>60463466 >>60464029 >>60464163 >>60464294 >>60464984>>60467363 >>60468625 I just had a girl over and once I took off my shirt, she quickly left. W-- is there something wrong with my body? What was the context in which you took off your shirt? Were you two simply talking and you randomly took off your shirt? She probably thought you were about to r--- her >>60463132 Anonymous 03/21/21(Sun)09:20:46 No.60463132 ► >>60463291 >>60462916.(OP) probably because you awkwardly took your shirt off mid conversation or you misread the situation, give more context >Plug in hdmi into laptop >Begin movie >She starts cuddling with me >Take off shirt >I say "it's time" >Takes her purse and leaves >Ask her if she wants to watch a movie >She says ok
File: Snapchat-2079101352.jpg (1.41 MB, 2160x4055) Anonymous 03/21/21(Sun)09:03:03 No.60462916 >>60462985>>60463042 >>60463064 >>60463067 >>60463088 >>60463106 >>60463130 >>60463132 >>60463146 >>60463191 >>60463226 >>60463388 >>60463466 >>60464029 >>60464163 >>60464294 >>60464984>>60467363 >>60468625 I just had a girl over and once I took off my shirt, she quickly left. W-- is there something wrong with my body? What was the context in which you took off your shirt? Were you two simply talking and you randomly took off your shirt? She probably thought you were about to r--- her >>60463132 Anonymous 03/21/21(Sun)09:20:46 No.60463132 ► >>60463291 >>60462916.(OP) probably because you awkwardly took your shirt off mid conversation or you misread the situation, give more context >Plug in hdmi into laptop >Begin movie >She starts cuddling with me >Take off shirt >I say "it's time" >Takes her purse and leaves >Ask her if she wants to watch a movie >She says ok

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Anon goes to America | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 125 KB JPG 06/24/22 (Fri)20:15:40 No.880762272 Hello western anons, I am a little puzzled >be me >move to America >women especially but men also talk about women's rights >"women are strong independent intelligent people, much more than child bearers" >see them dress half naked during summers >fully naked on beaches >much much more revealing than men >random pictures with them deliberately facing their asses at the camera >dress intentionally to highlight their asses and t--- and thighs >post seductive pictures on social media >go to events like concerts and sports and act like they are cute accessories to men >every award show is men dressed in suits and women showing their naked backs and half boobs >music videos, tv ads, shows, movies are just women being nothing more than t--- and asses >i posted a funny comment about t--- on plebbit and a few hoes sent me t-- pics >no self respect or portrayal of mental strength in everyday life If your women are so strong, why do they act like just pieces of meat? Even my grammy was confused and I'm not sure how to explain to her why acting slutty makes your women strong >"do their husbands force them to dress so dirty anon? Why do they live like that?"
: Anonymous 125 KB JPG 06/24/22 (Fri)20:15:40 No.880762272 Hello western anons, I am a little puzzled >be me >move to America >women especially but men also talk about women's rights >"women are strong independent intelligent people, much more than child bearers" >see them dress half naked during summers >fully naked on beaches >much much more revealing than men >random pictures with them deliberately facing their asses at the camera >dress intentionally to highlight their asses and t--- and thighs >post seductive pictures on social media >go to events like concerts and sports and act like they are cute accessories to men >every award show is men dressed in suits and women showing their naked backs and half boobs >music videos, tv ads, shows, movies are just women being nothing more than t--- and asses >i posted a funny comment about t--- on plebbit and a few hoes sent me t-- pics >no self respect or portrayal of mental strength in everyday life If your women are so strong, why do they act like just pieces of meat? Even my grammy was confused and I'm not sure how to explain to her why acting slutty makes your women strong >"do their husbands force them to dress so dirty anon? Why do they live like that?"

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anon is about to commit a crime | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 22 40 KB JPG go insane 06/24/22 (Fri)18:29:47 No.880757323 >take a s--- >wipe until the paper comes clean >later on >feel an itch in the ass >go to bathroom to wipe >there is s--- on the paper it's the little things that make you
: Anonymous 22 40 KB JPG go insane 06/24/22 (Fri)18:29:47 No.880757323 >take a s--- >wipe until the paper comes clean >later on >feel an itch in the ass >go to bathroom to wipe >there is s--- on the paper it's the little things that make you

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Anon loves thy neighbor | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 71 KB PNG 06/24/22(Fri)21:59:51 No.880773026 >be me >actual f-- >live in not so well off area >have "blood gang" neighbors >they always sit outside and talk about the hood, crimes, weed, prison >I download grinder one horny night and get a DM >its the neighbor >600ft away >scared to not respond >he asks me to give him head >tell him im a masc top >he wants to j------- together >tell him im into more feminine men, sissys, trans etc >he stops DMing >hear my bell ring and knock on door >heart stops for a sec >look out peephole >its the neighbor >tells me "come on" hes horny >i tell him im not comfortable with the situation >threatens to kill me if i tell anyone he came over >fast forward to the day i move out >see neighbor out with "blood" friends >roll down my window and tell him ill miss eating his chocolatey ass and cuddles >hear his friend go "yooo B what the f--- is going ooon" >they all start laughing >he is p----- as f--- >drive into sunset >happy ending
: Anonymous 71 KB PNG 06/24/22(Fri)21:59:51 No.880773026 >be me >actual f-- >live in not so well off area >have "blood gang" neighbors >they always sit outside and talk about the hood, crimes, weed, prison >I download grinder one horny night and get a DM >its the neighbor >600ft away >scared to not respond >he asks me to give him head >tell him im a masc top >he wants to j------- together >tell him im into more feminine men, sissys, trans etc >he stops DMing >hear my bell ring and knock on door >heart stops for a sec >look out peephole >its the neighbor >tells me "come on" hes horny >i tell him im not comfortable with the situation >threatens to kill me if i tell anyone he came over >fast forward to the day i move out >see neighbor out with "blood" friends >roll down my window and tell him ill miss eating his chocolatey ass and cuddles >hear his friend go "yooo B what the f--- is going ooon" >they all start laughing >he is p----- as f--- >drive into sunset >happy ending

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Anon Suspect The Wrong Person | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous why are you S------- on myplate? How do you Inte Ship 24 06/25/22(Sat)09:45:20 No.880766772 >be me >neighbor's dog keeps s------- in my grass >keep having to pick up it's s--- >neighbor keeps denying and lying about it 78 KB JPG >set up security camera >going to bring the evidence to the police >4am >motion detected >check camera >80 year old man who lives across the street >pulls down pants >mfw >apologize to neighbor
: Anonymous why are you S------- on myplate? How do you Inte Ship 24 06/25/22(Sat)09:45:20 No.880766772 >be me >neighbor's dog keeps s------- in my grass >keep having to pick up it's s--- >neighbor keeps denying and lying about it 78 KB JPG >set up security camera >going to bring the evidence to the police >4am >motion detected >check camera >80 year old man who lives across the street >pulls down pants >mfw >apologize to neighbor

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Anon Likes Star Wars | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/17/21(Fri)11:08:54 No.581852657 >specifically designed to kill Jedi 97 KB JPG : Anonymous >not even one Jedi was killed by it 12/17/21(Fri)11:10:32 No.581852794 your penis was designed to reproduce yet not even one girl has been f----- by it >>581852882 # >>581852907 # >>581853461 # >>581853567 # >>581853720 # >>581853840 # >>581854234 #
Anonymous 12/17/21(Fri)11:08:54 No.581852657 >specifically designed to kill Jedi 97 KB JPG : Anonymous >not even one Jedi was killed by it 12/17/21(Fri)11:10:32 No.581852794 your penis was designed to reproduce yet not even one girl has been f----- by it >>581852882 # >>581852907 # >>581853461 # >>581853567 # >>581853720 # >>581853840 # >>581854234 #

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Anon isn't too happy about his friend's gf | /r/Greentext

index.jpg.png 900 KB PNG >that one friend who got a gf and now tries to integrate her into your gaming group >keeps saying we don't talk to her enough
index.jpg.png 900 KB PNG >that one friend who got a gf and now tries to integrate her into your gaming group >keeps saying we don't talk to her enough

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Anon Likes Poetry | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: miuDQCso) 12/08/19(Sun)10:02:09 No.235544335 122 KB JPG Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary, over many a quaint and curious profile of a tinder w---- while I read it, nearly swiping, suddenly I spied her typing "Kids? Still want them!" starts the griping, "even though I'm 44" "Tis impossible," I muttered "having kids at 44" Chance of offspring: nevermore >>235544846 # >>235545117 # >>235546408 # >>235547541 # >>235548662 # >>235552925 # >>235557647 # >>235557957 #
: Anonymous (ID: miuDQCso) 12/08/19(Sun)10:02:09 No.235544335 122 KB JPG Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary, over many a quaint and curious profile of a tinder w---- while I read it, nearly swiping, suddenly I spied her typing "Kids? Still want them!" starts the griping, "even though I'm 44" "Tis impossible," I muttered "having kids at 44" Chance of offspring: nevermore >>235544846 # >>235545117 # >>235546408 # >>235547541 # >>235548662 # >>235552925 # >>235557647 # >>235557957 #

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Making a good impression 101 | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 48 KB JPG 06/25/22(Sat)02:29:00 No.69170114 >be me >at work >casual day >hear that we got a new colleague >she's a 9/10 shortstack >Im literally bricked up >time to exchange names >she arrives at my desk and starts to introduce herself >says her name is "Candice" >after hearing it, my mind goes in a fight or flight scenario >imagining the worst: she saying "candice these nuts fit in your mouth" >with lightning fast reflexes I don't let her finish and counter-attack >my name is Phil... THIS D--- IN YER MOUTH >she looks at me in disgust and leaves >she's currently in the boss' office Am I gonna get demoted?
: Anonymous 48 KB JPG 06/25/22(Sat)02:29:00 No.69170114 >be me >at work >casual day >hear that we got a new colleague >she's a 9/10 shortstack >Im literally bricked up >time to exchange names >she arrives at my desk and starts to introduce herself >says her name is "Candice" >after hearing it, my mind goes in a fight or flight scenario >imagining the worst: she saying "candice these nuts fit in your mouth" >with lightning fast reflexes I don't let her finish and counter-attack >my name is Phil... THIS D--- IN YER MOUTH >she looks at me in disgust and leaves >she's currently in the boss' office Am I gonna get demoted?

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Anon has been tricked and backstabbed. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/27/21 (Mon)06:09:24 No.572380692 1612225502635.jpg 16 KB JPG >>572362878 # >f--- coworker >suddenly half the building knows I have a 4 inch penis and i'm a big f------ joke to everyone why the f--- did i do that >>572387069 # >>572394372 #
: Anonymous 09/27/21 (Mon)06:09:24 No.572380692 1612225502635.jpg 16 KB JPG >>572362878 # >f--- coworker >suddenly half the building knows I have a 4 inch penis and i'm a big f------ joke to everyone why the f--- did i do that >>572387069 # >>572394372 #

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Anon isn't taken seriously | /r/Greentext

02/05/22(Sat)10:38:44 No.872089694 I met a drunk girl at the bar and I went back to her apartment. She was on top and I told her to get off because I was going to c-- and she said "it's fine just do it, c-- inside me" I told her no and to get off but she just rode harder and kept saying "c-- for me" over and over. I tried to get her off me but I couldn't. What do I do now? Was I r----? : Anonymous 48 KB JPG : Anonymous >>872089694 (OP) # No 02/05/22(Sat)10:41:18 No.872089772 : Anonymous 02/05/22(Sat)10:42:28 No.872089809 You're gonna be r---- by Family Court if she pops out a little you.
02/05/22(Sat)10:38:44 No.872089694 I met a drunk girl at the bar and I went back to her apartment. She was on top and I told her to get off because I was going to c-- and she said "it's fine just do it, c-- inside me" I told her no and to get off but she just rode harder and kept saying "c-- for me" over and over. I tried to get her off me but I couldn't. What do I do now? Was I r----? : Anonymous 48 KB JPG : Anonymous >>872089694 (OP) # No 02/05/22(Sat)10:41:18 No.872089772 : Anonymous 02/05/22(Sat)10:42:28 No.872089809 You're gonna be r---- by Family Court if she pops out a little you.

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Anon commits a crime for a cause | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/24/22(Fri)15:41:14 No.880745570 >be me >absolutely abhor pedophiles >see a free spot on the darkweb market place >think real long and hard >grab jars >grab bleach, water, and food colouring >mix it all together 28 KB JPG >pour it into jars >market them as, "Real Loli Bath Water" >sell it for like 250$ a pop >advertise piss filled ones for about 450$ >kek im getting paid to poison pedophiles >f--- you pedophiles, go burn in hell from drinking my poison you stupid bastards wanted to post cause i really f------ hate pedophiles and they all should die
Anonymous 06/24/22(Fri)15:41:14 No.880745570 >be me >absolutely abhor pedophiles >see a free spot on the darkweb market place >think real long and hard >grab jars >grab bleach, water, and food colouring >mix it all together 28 KB JPG >pour it into jars >market them as, "Real Loli Bath Water" >sell it for like 250$ a pop >advertise piss filled ones for about 450$ >kek im getting paid to poison pedophiles >f--- you pedophiles, go burn in hell from drinking my poison you stupid bastards wanted to post cause i really f------ hate pedophiles and they all should die

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Clashing narratives | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Benadryl ALLERGY Diphenhydramine HCI 25mg | Antihistamine Runny Nose Throat Seeing Oy ULTRATARS wat 24 TABLETS 98 KB JPG 11/05/21(Fri) 18:56:46 No.66040279 Anyone here ever abused allergy medicine? >700 mg benadryl >pick up phone to play clash of clans >spend 30 minutes on my village >phone vanishes >phone was upstairs the whole time >feel like utter shet for a week afterwards
Anonymous Benadryl ALLERGY Diphenhydramine HCI 25mg | Antihistamine Runny Nose Throat Seeing Oy ULTRATARS wat 24 TABLETS 98 KB JPG 11/05/21(Fri) 18:56:46 No.66040279 Anyone here ever abused allergy medicine? >700 mg benadryl >pick up phone to play clash of clans >spend 30 minutes on my village >phone vanishes >phone was upstairs the whole time >feel like utter shet for a week afterwards

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Anon Finds the Worst Place on the Internet | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 35 KB JPG 03/11/21(Thu)09:09:02 No.849327632 >get in argument with friend about worst places on the internet >I say this bored >he links me this https://www.reddit.com/r/FemaleDati ngStrategy/ and i thought you f------ where spiteful 23 Replies View Thread
Anonymous 35 KB JPG 03/11/21(Thu)09:09:02 No.849327632 >get in argument with friend about worst places on the internet >I say this bored >he links me this https://www.reddit.com/r/FemaleDati ngStrategy/ and i thought you f------ where spiteful 23 Replies View Thread

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