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: Anonymous D--- scars. got any? >be me >be horny 05/23/22(Mon)07:35:29 No.68744426 >decide to take a shower since it's only place I get privacy >look around bathtub for things I could masturbate with 347 KB PNG >showercurtain.png >wrap my d--- around the shower curtain and start masturbating >feels great....oh s--- oh f--- >d--- starts feeling really hot >immediately stop and look at my d--- >Half the skin of my d--- got rubbed off and I'm bleeding >go to school the next day with a limp. Every step is like I'm being stabbed with needles on my d--- still have visible scarring to this day. The shower curtain had the texture of f------ sandpaper and I was too horny to realize.

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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F4F7C388-F46E-47D3-B2FA-0(...).jpg (23 KB, 250x242) Anonymous 11/24/21 (Wed)13:28:03 No.867323934 >Be me >teach grandma what cringe means >fast forward months later >I show her the meme I made >She calls it cringe

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Anon had a lava lamp | /r/Greentext

Anonymous >>69171120 (OP) # >used to have a lava lamp as a kid >actually cool >some party at my house, might have been my sisters friends 06/25/22(Sat)03:16:09 No.69171329 >people are drunk but nothing bad happens >find out before bed someone went into my room, took the top off, twisted off the non-twist bottle cap, and drank it >still plugged in and probably burning hot when they did it >nobody knows who or admits to it and no one has died from lava lamp colon cancer yet

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File: .png (15 KB, 920x920) Anonymous 06/12/22(Sun)19:15:13 No.880030980 >fall for art degree pill >can't find a job >in massive debt >nobody gives a s--- about my work >friend is a hobbyist yiff artist >gets paid $300 for 1 hour of work >has a patreon that prints money >sells merch >thousands praise him online MFW this man has made more money drawing furry p--- then I will make in my entire life. This isn't even his main job, he's an engineer.

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Anon? Soon in your house | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 106 KB JPG Anonymous 402 KB PNG 04/09/22(Sat)20:17:09 No.68140959 >mom cleans my room while i'm at work >have panic attack when i get home 04/09/22(Sat)20:19:01 No.68140986 >tfw mom organized the dildos by size

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Anon knows what the ladies want. | /r/Greentext

File: Snapchat-2079101352.jpg (1.41 MB, 2160x4055) Anonymous 03/21/21(Sun)09:03:03 No.60462916 >>60462985>>60463042 >>60463064 >>60463067 >>60463088 >>60463106 >>60463130 >>60463132 >>60463146 >>60463191 >>60463226 >>60463388 >>60463466 >>60464029 >>60464163 >>60464294 >>60464984>>60467363 >>60468625 I just had a girl over and once I took off my shirt, she quickly left. W-- is there something wrong with my body? What was the context in which you took off your shirt? Were you two simply talking and you randomly took off your shirt? She probably thought you were about to r--- her >>60463132 Anonymous 03/21/21(Sun)09:20:46 No.60463132 ► >>60463291 >>60462916.(OP) probably because you awkwardly took your shirt off mid conversation or you misread the situation, give more context >Plug in hdmi into laptop >Begin movie >She starts cuddling with me >Take off shirt >I say "it's time" >Takes her purse and leaves >Ask her if she wants to watch a movie >She says ok

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Anon goes to America | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 125 KB JPG 06/24/22 (Fri)20:15:40 No.880762272 Hello western anons, I am a little puzzled >be me >move to America >women especially but men also talk about women's rights >"women are strong independent intelligent people, much more than child bearers" >see them dress half naked during summers >fully naked on beaches >much much more revealing than men >random pictures with them deliberately facing their asses at the camera >dress intentionally to highlight their asses and t--- and thighs >post seductive pictures on social media >go to events like concerts and sports and act like they are cute accessories to men >every award show is men dressed in suits and women showing their naked backs and half boobs >music videos, tv ads, shows, movies are just women being nothing more than t--- and asses >i posted a funny comment about t--- on plebbit and a few hoes sent me t-- pics >no self respect or portrayal of mental strength in everyday life If your women are so strong, why do they act like just pieces of meat? Even my grammy was confused and I'm not sure how to explain to her why acting slutty makes your women strong >"do their husbands force them to dress so dirty anon? Why do they live like that?"

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: Anonymous 22 40 KB JPG go insane 06/24/22 (Fri)18:29:47 No.880757323 >take a s--- >wipe until the paper comes clean >later on >feel an itch in the ass >go to bathroom to wipe >there is s--- on the paper it's the little things that make you

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Anon loves thy neighbor | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 71 KB PNG 06/24/22(Fri)21:59:51 No.880773026 >be me >actual f-- >live in not so well off area >have "blood gang" neighbors >they always sit outside and talk about the hood, crimes, weed, prison >I download grinder one horny night and get a DM >its the neighbor >600ft away >scared to not respond >he asks me to give him head >tell him im a masc top >he wants to j------- together >tell him im into more feminine men, sissys, trans etc >he stops DMing >hear my bell ring and knock on door >heart stops for a sec >look out peephole >its the neighbor >tells me "come on" hes horny >i tell him im not comfortable with the situation >threatens to kill me if i tell anyone he came over >fast forward to the day i move out >see neighbor out with "blood" friends >roll down my window and tell him ill miss eating his chocolatey ass and cuddles >hear his friend go "yooo B what the f--- is going ooon" >they all start laughing >he is p----- as f--- >drive into sunset >happy ending

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: Anonymous why are you S------- on myplate? How do you Inte Ship 24 06/25/22(Sat)09:45:20 No.880766772 >be me >neighbor's dog keeps s------- in my grass >keep having to pick up it's s--- >neighbor keeps denying and lying about it 78 KB JPG >set up security camera >going to bring the evidence to the police >4am >motion detected >check camera >80 year old man who lives across the street >pulls down pants >mfw >apologize to neighbor

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Anonymous 12/17/21(Fri)11:08:54 No.581852657 >specifically designed to kill Jedi 97 KB JPG : Anonymous >not even one Jedi was killed by it 12/17/21(Fri)11:10:32 No.581852794 your penis was designed to reproduce yet not even one girl has been f----- by it >>581852882 # >>581852907 # >>581853461 # >>581853567 # >>581853720 # >>581853840 # >>581854234 #

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index.jpg.png 900 KB PNG >that one friend who got a gf and now tries to integrate her into your gaming group >keeps saying we don't talk to her enough

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: Anonymous D--- scars. got any? >be me >be horny 05/23/22(Mon)07:35:29 No.68744426 >decide to take a shower since it's only place I get privacy >look around bathtub for things I could masturbate with 347 KB PNG >showercurtain.png >wrap my d--- around the shower curtain and start masturbating >feels great....oh s--- oh f--- >d--- starts feeling really hot >immediately stop and look at my d--- >Half the skin of my d--- got rubbed off and I'm bleeding >go to school the next day with a limp. Every step is like I'm being stabbed with needles on my d--- still have visible scarring to this day. The shower curtain had the texture of f------ sandpaper and I was too horny to realize.

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