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: Anonymous CHICAGO EF 843 KB JPG 04/14/21 (Wed)09:52:11 No.852041675 >be 26 year vet >cant tell the difference between taser and gun? no wonder they want to defund you. : Anonymous >>852041675 (OP) # Imagine spending 26 years of your life in a profession and not being able to distinguish one tool from another. Oops the fireman accidentally used a foam extinguisher on the electrical fire 04/14/21 (Wed)10:00:36 No.852042139 >>852042480 # >>852047302 #
: Anonymous CHICAGO EF 843 KB JPG 04/14/21 (Wed)09:52:11 No.852041675 >be 26 year vet >cant tell the difference between taser and gun? no wonder they want to defund you. : Anonymous >>852041675 (OP) # Imagine spending 26 years of your life in a profession and not being able to distinguish one tool from another. Oops the fireman accidentally used a foam extinguisher on the electrical fire 04/14/21 (Wed)10:00:36 No.852042139 >>852042480 # >>852047302 #

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File: 150507-news-amy-schumer.jpg (49 KB, 349x509) ola Anonymous 10/17/15(Sat)14:22:14 No.646917109 ► > be me, Amy Schumer > get a crush on some guy who wouldn't touch me with a ten-foot pole > one day he drunk dials me > I go to his house > he's so wasted he literally cannot make eye contact with me > I, fully sober, walk over to him and initiate sex > he is so drunk he can't even stay erect > he falls asleep on more than one occasion > I keep having sex with him > tell this story at a feminist gala > feminists praise me for literally r----- a guy > mfw the media doesn't even care > mfw I get to host Saturday Night Live > mfw I have the gall to condemn Bill Cosby for doing the same s--- I did
File: 150507-news-amy-schumer.jpg (49 KB, 349x509) ola Anonymous 10/17/15(Sat)14:22:14 No.646917109 ► > be me, Amy Schumer > get a crush on some guy who wouldn't touch me with a ten-foot pole > one day he drunk dials me > I go to his house > he's so wasted he literally cannot make eye contact with me > I, fully sober, walk over to him and initiate sex > he is so drunk he can't even stay erect > he falls asleep on more than one occasion > I keep having sex with him > tell this story at a feminist gala > feminists praise me for literally r----- a guy > mfw the media doesn't even care > mfw I get to host Saturday Night Live > mfw I have the gall to condemn Bill Cosby for doing the same s--- I did

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Anon plays CoD Zombies | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/08/23(Wed)16:26:20 No.656877841 375 KB JPG >looking for a new COD Zombies game >ask Sledgehammer if their game is round based or DMZ >they don't understand >I pull out a diagram explaining what is round based and what is DMZ >they laugh and say "its a good COD Zombies game sir" >buy Modern Warfare 3 >it's DMZ
Anonymous 11/08/23(Wed)16:26:20 No.656877841 375 KB JPG >looking for a new COD Zombies game >ask Sledgehammer if their game is round based or DMZ >they don't understand >I pull out a diagram explaining what is round based and what is DMZ >they laugh and say "its a good COD Zombies game sir" >buy Modern Warfare 3 >it's DMZ

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Anon sums up a trial | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: Vguf+9CB) 11/08/23(Wed)18:30:03 No.448071518 >>448072775 File: current mood.jpg (63 KB, 1067x800) >>448058315 >Trump: I want a loan. >Bank: What's your collateral? >Trump: This real estate, which is worth $X billion. >Bank: Okay, here's your loan. >[Later] >Trump: Here's your loan back, with interest. >Bank: Thank you. >[Much later] >Democrat NY AG: A CRIME HAS BEEN COMMITTED!!
Anonymous (ID: Vguf+9CB) 11/08/23(Wed)18:30:03 No.448071518 >>448072775 File: current mood.jpg (63 KB, 1067x800) >>448058315 >Trump: I want a loan. >Bank: What's your collateral? >Trump: This real estate, which is worth $X billion. >Bank: Okay, here's your loan. >[Later] >Trump: Here's your loan back, with interest. >Bank: Thank you. >[Much later] >Democrat NY AG: A CRIME HAS BEEN COMMITTED!!

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Anon is a lightweight | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/08/23(Wed)21:07:21 No.909023311 123 KB JPG >Go to company meeting >go to happy hour after >have 1 beer >am not drunk at all >never felt more comfortable and at ease with people >next day go out to eat with coworkers >At some point the topic of alcohol comes up >As a litmus test I tell them I am a lightweight and that I threw up after the happy hour >One of them nervously laughs "Yeh....uh....Josh told me last night he thought you were a little drunk" >Other guy immediately cuts it to fill the impending void, "I just thought you were smiling a lot, yeh but it's chill we were all having a good time" Mfw I'm so broken that the excuse of being completely wasted got people to hint to my face that I'm a f------ weirdo.
: Anonymous 11/08/23(Wed)21:07:21 No.909023311 123 KB JPG >Go to company meeting >go to happy hour after >have 1 beer >am not drunk at all >never felt more comfortable and at ease with people >next day go out to eat with coworkers >At some point the topic of alcohol comes up >As a litmus test I tell them I am a lightweight and that I threw up after the happy hour >One of them nervously laughs "Yeh....uh....Josh told me last night he thought you were a little drunk" >Other guy immediately cuts it to fill the impending void, "I just thought you were smiling a lot, yeh but it's chill we were all having a good time" Mfw I'm so broken that the excuse of being completely wasted got people to hint to my face that I'm a f------ weirdo.

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Why would Mr Beast do this to Europe | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: D21vCORw Racists win again 60 KB JPG 11/09/23(Thu)20:16:52 No.448116900 >wells installed in Africa by white rich guy >they couldn't install wells on their own so they can't repair or maintain them >african population expands beyond previous bounds >wells inevitably break down >lack of water leads to mass deaths, overpopulation >flee to neighboring countries, Europe >Europe even more burdened until it can't support foreign aid anymore >Vicious feedback cycle where more starvation causes more migrant activity which causes more starvation >Europe falls to African hordes >African hordes can't sustain Europe any more than they could sustain wells >untold death, destruction, & migration which spends itself over the course of a century Thanks Mr beast
Anonymous (ID: D21vCORw Racists win again 60 KB JPG 11/09/23(Thu)20:16:52 No.448116900 >wells installed in Africa by white rich guy >they couldn't install wells on their own so they can't repair or maintain them >african population expands beyond previous bounds >wells inevitably break down >lack of water leads to mass deaths, overpopulation >flee to neighboring countries, Europe >Europe even more burdened until it can't support foreign aid anymore >Vicious feedback cycle where more starvation causes more migrant activity which causes more starvation >Europe falls to African hordes >African hordes can't sustain Europe any more than they could sustain wells >untold death, destruction, & migration which spends itself over the course of a century Thanks Mr beast

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bich ass uncle tom ass n * gga | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: WUNOIL4C C 129 KB PNG 03/15/22(Tue)11:42:44 No.367359910 >be me >be black >live in ghetto >notice blacks talk about whites like how internet white supremacists talk about jews >mention this at dinner >get beaten by older unemployed brother >decide to never speak out in house again and become introverted >focus on school so I can leave many years later half the country away >brother contacts me asking for gibs referring to me as a "bich ass uncle tom ass n----" >ignore him >turn on the news >black politicians talk about whites exactly how my family did >turn off news >drink cognac in a dark room alone it's never going to change, is it?
: Anonymous (ID: WUNOIL4C C 129 KB PNG 03/15/22(Tue)11:42:44 No.367359910 >be me >be black >live in ghetto >notice blacks talk about whites like how internet white supremacists talk about jews >mention this at dinner >get beaten by older unemployed brother >decide to never speak out in house again and become introverted >focus on school so I can leave many years later half the country away >brother contacts me asking for gibs referring to me as a "bich ass uncle tom ass n----" >ignore him >turn on the news >black politicians talk about whites exactly how my family did >turn off news >drink cognac in a dark room alone it's never going to change, is it?

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Toddbros... not like this... | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous STARFIELD 11/09/23(Thu)09:53:29 No.656891981 Суветеринк UPDATE 2.0 C431A676-01D6-4151-839F-82ACF4738D6E.jpg 152 KB JPG >cyberpunk releases in 2020 and gets ridiculed for being an unfinished mess >3 years later is now the goat due to constant patches and free updates >s---- on the other over-hyped sci-fi triple A game released 3 years after it How did they do it? : its up >>656891981 (OP) # it was always soulful, sure the gameplay was pretty mid at launch but it was made with love and you could tell. 11/09/23(Thu)10:01:36 No.656892591 As for Starfield, you just can't patch in the soul, it will always remain a soulless corporate slop, like everything is so inoffensive and bland that it's kind of impressive in a way.
: Anonymous STARFIELD 11/09/23(Thu)09:53:29 No.656891981 Суветеринк UPDATE 2.0 C431A676-01D6-4151-839F-82ACF4738D6E.jpg 152 KB JPG >cyberpunk releases in 2020 and gets ridiculed for being an unfinished mess >3 years later is now the goat due to constant patches and free updates >s---- on the other over-hyped sci-fi triple A game released 3 years after it How did they do it? : its up >>656891981 (OP) # it was always soulful, sure the gameplay was pretty mid at launch but it was made with love and you could tell. 11/09/23(Thu)10:01:36 No.656892591 As for Starfield, you just can't patch in the soul, it will always remain a soulless corporate slop, like everything is so inoffensive and bland that it's kind of impressive in a way.

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What's your excuse, incel? | /r/Greentext

A man that literally nuked all your points A man that literally nuked all(...) 11/09/23(Thu)08:01:40 No.75351793 maxresdefault (3).jpg 130 KB JPG >Chad gets a gf >>heh...typical...all women are w----- amirite >literal 2/10 smelly hairy landwhale gets a 7/10 skinny blonde qt >>NNOOOOOO HES A MANIPULATIONG P------------ SHES BEING MANIPULATED IT DOESNT COUNT NOOO0 HES EVIL
A man that literally nuked all your points A man that literally nuked all(...) 11/09/23(Thu)08:01:40 No.75351793 maxresdefault (3).jpg 130 KB JPG >Chad gets a gf >>heh...typical...all women are w----- amirite >literal 2/10 smelly hairy landwhale gets a 7/10 skinny blonde qt >>NNOOOOOO HES A MANIPULATIONG P------------ SHES BEING MANIPULATED IT DOESNT COUNT NOOO0 HES EVIL

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Anon on Omegle shutting down. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous omegle 2000-2023 547 KB JPG 11/09/23(Thu)17:46:07 No.909031572 >Omegle shut down >Nowhere to find 45 year old men pretending to be 15 year old girls anymore
: Anonymous omegle 2000-2023 547 KB JPG 11/09/23(Thu)17:46:07 No.909031572 >Omegle shut down >Nowhere to find 45 year old men pretending to be 15 year old girls anymore

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Anon plays Chess | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/30/19(Tue)01:27:54 No.118808878 MINI images (1).jpg 8 KB JPG >White moving first is a time honoured tradition, miss Bond. Don't read too much into it. >>118808988 # >>118809192 # >>118809196 # >>118809379 # >>118809438 # >>118810774 # >>118810828 # >>118811405 # >>118811536 # >>118812246 # >>118812335 # >>118813179 # >>118813464 # >>118814165 # >>118814255 # >>118814696 # >>118815581 # >>118816743 # >>118816805 # >>118822693 # >>118825012 # >>118825284 # >>118827898 # >>118827939 # >>118827974 # >>118828163 # >>118829945 # >>118830274 # >>118832901 # >>118832953 #
Anonymous 07/30/19(Tue)01:27:54 No.118808878 MINI images (1).jpg 8 KB JPG >White moving first is a time honoured tradition, miss Bond. Don't read too much into it. >>118808988 # >>118809192 # >>118809196 # >>118809379 # >>118809438 # >>118810774 # >>118810828 # >>118811405 # >>118811536 # >>118812246 # >>118812335 # >>118813179 # >>118813464 # >>118814165 # >>118814255 # >>118814696 # >>118815581 # >>118816743 # >>118816805 # >>118822693 # >>118825012 # >>118825284 # >>118827898 # >>118827939 # >>118827974 # >>118828163 # >>118829945 # >>118830274 # >>118832901 # >>118832953 #

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Anon lives with an average weeb | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/09/23(Thu)11:01:02 No.909020597 40 KB JPG >Looking for new roommate >Vote to take in "compsci PhD student in the military" >Seems real, hopefully he'll be too busy to bother us >Wrong >Is a NEET, except 'personal training' in the evening (dropped $2000 cash in front of me from his sweatshirt one morning) >Only eats ground beef >5 times a day >Like clockwork, ruins a new pan - 6am, 12pm, 5pm, 9pm, 1am >Puts the f------ frozen meat brick into the pan, burns the s--- out of it, and then dumps the grease in the sink >House always smells like beef >Our groceries vanish, he blames my diabetic roommate >Runs two TVs playing anime at full volume, never watches them >Never turns them off >Still sleeping on the couch two months later, the bed is coming 'tomorrow' >Sociopathic room decor. just a yoga mat and a TV playing hentai >had to clean his s--- off the toilet to have guests over - was basically glued on >he comes over from the couch once I finish >'oh did you want me to clean that' The f--- do I do?
: Anonymous 11/09/23(Thu)11:01:02 No.909020597 40 KB JPG >Looking for new roommate >Vote to take in "compsci PhD student in the military" >Seems real, hopefully he'll be too busy to bother us >Wrong >Is a NEET, except 'personal training' in the evening (dropped $2000 cash in front of me from his sweatshirt one morning) >Only eats ground beef >5 times a day >Like clockwork, ruins a new pan - 6am, 12pm, 5pm, 9pm, 1am >Puts the f------ frozen meat brick into the pan, burns the s--- out of it, and then dumps the grease in the sink >House always smells like beef >Our groceries vanish, he blames my diabetic roommate >Runs two TVs playing anime at full volume, never watches them >Never turns them off >Still sleeping on the couch two months later, the bed is coming 'tomorrow' >Sociopathic room decor. just a yoga mat and a TV playing hentai >had to clean his s--- off the toilet to have guests over - was basically glued on >he comes over from the couch once I finish >'oh did you want me to clean that' The f--- do I do?

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Anon finally makes it | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 179 KB PNG 12/03/19(Tue)23:41:47 No.55638997 >Be me, Autistic weirdo >Working on retail in a trendy boutique >The owner is 40 something giga chad >Boss realize im autistic weirdo >decide to teach me the ways of the chad >After a introduction into the chad world, he give me a few tips to follow while talking to a female achieve victory >9/10 female goes into the shop, my boss smiles at me and goes out, leaving me alone with hot as f--- female. >Start following the tips given >Girl end up spending a s--- ton of money, giving me her phone number and have a date with her tomorrow. We live in a crazy world fellow autist. Crazy as f---. Important note: After a shower, haircut and with propper clothing, thanks to the genetic lottery, im a good looking fellow.
: Anonymous 179 KB PNG 12/03/19(Tue)23:41:47 No.55638997 >Be me, Autistic weirdo >Working on retail in a trendy boutique >The owner is 40 something giga chad >Boss realize im autistic weirdo >decide to teach me the ways of the chad >After a introduction into the chad world, he give me a few tips to follow while talking to a female achieve victory >9/10 female goes into the shop, my boss smiles at me and goes out, leaving me alone with hot as f--- female. >Start following the tips given >Girl end up spending a s--- ton of money, giving me her phone number and have a date with her tomorrow. We live in a crazy world fellow autist. Crazy as f---. Important note: After a shower, haircut and with propper clothing, thanks to the genetic lottery, im a good looking fellow.

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Anon loses his virginity with smart logic | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 37 KB JPG 12/04/18(Tue)09:33:25 No.786551542 >be me >be walking around the city >suddenly almost perfect grill (9.5/10) walks in front of me >fat DSLs, thigh gap, all that s--- >notice how I'm walking directly behind her >due to the slipstreaming, the air which went through her crotch is touching my wee wee >mfw her vagina basically touched my d--- >mfw I basically had sex See ya later, virgins
: Anonymous 37 KB JPG 12/04/18(Tue)09:33:25 No.786551542 >be me >be walking around the city >suddenly almost perfect grill (9.5/10) walks in front of me >fat DSLs, thigh gap, all that s--- >notice how I'm walking directly behind her >due to the slipstreaming, the air which went through her crotch is touching my wee wee >mfw her vagina basically touched my d--- >mfw I basically had sex See ya later, virgins

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Anon has a routine | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 45 KB JPG 11/07/23(Tue)15:13:13 No.908947120 >be me >38 years young >350lb >unemployed for several years >play minecraft every other day 2 hours >play overwatch every other day 4 hours a day >spend 8 hours a day shitposting on /b/ and /pol/ >rarely bathe >wake up fap >wallow with c-- in my pants >go back to bed >sleep 2-4 hours at a time How do I get my life back?
Anonymous 45 KB JPG 11/07/23(Tue)15:13:13 No.908947120 >be me >38 years young >350lb >unemployed for several years >play minecraft every other day 2 hours >play overwatch every other day 4 hours a day >spend 8 hours a day shitposting on /b/ and /pol/ >rarely bathe >wake up fap >wallow with c-- in my pants >go back to bed >sleep 2-4 hours at a time How do I get my life back?

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Anon is the problem | /r/Greentext

File: IMG_2484.jpg (266 KB, 1068x689) O Anonymous 11/08/23(Wed)21:59:54 No.75353761 [Reply]► >>75354083 >"what is everyone talking about, saying that all people are s---. i can hardly think of anybody who's ever betrayed or abandoned me or f----- me over" >count up list of people who are no longer in my life because i arguably abandoned and betrayed and f----- them over >there's like 20 of them oh crap. well i promise i felt really really bad about it every single time and it was generally cos i had to pick between two sides but damn, i guess i suck >> Anonymous 11/08/23 (Wed)22:30:59 No.75354083 ► >>75353761 (OP) Yes. It's always like that. Can't be betrayed without a betrayer, and moreover, in this world, you're either consistently on one side or the other.
File: IMG_2484.jpg (266 KB, 1068x689) O Anonymous 11/08/23(Wed)21:59:54 No.75353761 [Reply]► >>75354083 >"what is everyone talking about, saying that all people are s---. i can hardly think of anybody who's ever betrayed or abandoned me or f----- me over" >count up list of people who are no longer in my life because i arguably abandoned and betrayed and f----- them over >there's like 20 of them oh crap. well i promise i felt really really bad about it every single time and it was generally cos i had to pick between two sides but damn, i guess i suck >> Anonymous 11/08/23 (Wed)22:30:59 No.75354083 ► >>75353761 (OP) Yes. It's always like that. Can't be betrayed without a betrayer, and moreover, in this world, you're either consistently on one side or the other.

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Anonymous 11/07/23(Tue)14:29:45 No.191838381 [Reply] >character wastes his 20s due to cowardice and indecision >tells himself that he'll turn things around in his 30s
Anonymous 11/07/23(Tue)14:29:45 No.191838381 [Reply] >character wastes his 20s due to cowardice and indecision >tells himself that he'll turn things around in his 30s

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Anon doesn't understand the balkans. | /r/Greentext

what just happend? Anonymous (ID: W90Lf/eR) 11/08/23 (Wed) 20:17:28 No.448026627 >>448026861 >>448027023 >>448027297 >>448029085 >>448029268 >>448029840 >>448030194 >>448031747 >be me >see a turk and a greek argue about their belief >An american walks in >The turk and the greek start arguing about politics with the american >The american ignores them >The turk and the greek start arguing about food What? >They start arguing about religion >around 5 mintues later they start s--- talking about random cities huh? >They end the arguement by wishing to each other a good night. s--- was so surreal, how the f--- did them mfs go from arguing about food to arguing about religion? are the eastern europeans this confusing? 11/08/23(Wed)20:18:37 No.448026749 ► >>448026865 >>448031852 O Anonymous (ID: aqfUaxF4) Malaka
what just happend? Anonymous (ID: W90Lf/eR) 11/08/23 (Wed) 20:17:28 No.448026627 >>448026861 >>448027023 >>448027297 >>448029085 >>448029268 >>448029840 >>448030194 >>448031747 >be me >see a turk and a greek argue about their belief >An american walks in >The turk and the greek start arguing about politics with the american >The american ignores them >The turk and the greek start arguing about food What? >They start arguing about religion >around 5 mintues later they start s--- talking about random cities huh? >They end the arguement by wishing to each other a good night. s--- was so surreal, how the f--- did them mfs go from arguing about food to arguing about religion? are the eastern europeans this confusing? 11/08/23(Wed)20:18:37 No.448026749 ► >>448026865 >>448031852 O Anonymous (ID: aqfUaxF4) Malaka

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Annon doesnt like his wife’s past | /r/Greentext

File: why.jpg (91 KB, 1336x734) >Meet nice girl, fall in love, get married >Have a son >Treat girl like princess (without simping) >Be charming, funny, and f--- good Why do girls f------ do this? Anonymous 11/07/23 (Tue)11:09:26 No.908934995 >>908935226 >>908935383 >>908935504 >>908935705 >>908935706 >>908935924 >>908936547 >>908936779 >>908936800 >>908937065 >>908937157 >>908937305 >>908937740 >>908937798 >>908937849 >>908937902 >>908937932 >>908937963 >>908937992 >>908937993 >>908938042 >>908938129 >>908938208 >>908938324 >>908938360 >>908938393 >>908939651 >>908939668 >>908940028 >>908940178 >>908940210 >>908940584 >>908940692 >>908941289 >>908941379 >>908941497 >>908941647 >>908941666 >>908941833 >>908942748 >>908942876 >>908942918 >>908943346 >>908943458 >>908943584 >>908943663 >>908943740 >>908943903 >>908943914 >Be me >Be 25, make 160k per year >Be lifting and dress nice >Get occasionally catcalled by other women >Give her awesome relationship >Find out by random university acquaintance that my wife was a complete f------ slut in college >Find out wife has been in not 1, not 2, not 3, but FOUR f------ gangbangs >Ask her about her promiscuous past >She denies it >Become absolutely disgusted by my wife >Realize treating her kindly was a f------ waste of my time >Cant even kiss her anymore, let alone look at her the same way >Pull up the proof the university acquaintance gave me >She breaks down crying, say she made some mistakes and doesn't want that anymore >4 f------ gangbangs were her mistake? Of course I divorced her, and since my whole family is rich and she and her family are poor, she's too scared to fight me in court. She knows she'll get demolished and I'll get full custody of our son. I didn't even kick her out my house because I'm that of a guy. Whenever I bring over a new girl, she causes scene and c--- blocks me. Happened twice now. Told her if she does it again, she will find Now she offers me drunken depressed sex when I just want to be in my study. I know the guys in reddit love marrying pornstars and bathing in other men's leftovers, so I came here to ask: Why the f--- do women do this? I can handle a few more boyfriends than usual. I could probably tolerate ONE threesome... but FOUR f------ GANGBANGS? Come on man. Only person I feel sorry for here, is my son. new place to live.
File: why.jpg (91 KB, 1336x734) >Meet nice girl, fall in love, get married >Have a son >Treat girl like princess (without simping) >Be charming, funny, and f--- good Why do girls f------ do this? Anonymous 11/07/23 (Tue)11:09:26 No.908934995 >>908935226 >>908935383 >>908935504 >>908935705 >>908935706 >>908935924 >>908936547 >>908936779 >>908936800 >>908937065 >>908937157 >>908937305 >>908937740 >>908937798 >>908937849 >>908937902 >>908937932 >>908937963 >>908937992 >>908937993 >>908938042 >>908938129 >>908938208 >>908938324 >>908938360 >>908938393 >>908939651 >>908939668 >>908940028 >>908940178 >>908940210 >>908940584 >>908940692 >>908941289 >>908941379 >>908941497 >>908941647 >>908941666 >>908941833 >>908942748 >>908942876 >>908942918 >>908943346 >>908943458 >>908943584 >>908943663 >>908943740 >>908943903 >>908943914 >Be me >Be 25, make 160k per year >Be lifting and dress nice >Get occasionally catcalled by other women >Give her awesome relationship >Find out by random university acquaintance that my wife was a complete f------ slut in college >Find out wife has been in not 1, not 2, not 3, but FOUR f------ gangbangs >Ask her about her promiscuous past >She denies it >Become absolutely disgusted by my wife >Realize treating her kindly was a f------ waste of my time >Cant even kiss her anymore, let alone look at her the same way >Pull up the proof the university acquaintance gave me >She breaks down crying, say she made some mistakes and doesn't want that anymore >4 f------ gangbangs were her mistake? Of course I divorced her, and since my whole family is rich and she and her family are poor, she's too scared to fight me in court. She knows she'll get demolished and I'll get full custody of our son. I didn't even kick her out my house because I'm that of a guy. Whenever I bring over a new girl, she causes scene and c--- blocks me. Happened twice now. Told her if she does it again, she will find Now she offers me drunken depressed sex when I just want to be in my study. I know the guys in reddit love marrying pornstars and bathing in other men's leftovers, so I came here to ask: Why the f--- do women do this? I can handle a few more boyfriends than usual. I could probably tolerate ONE threesome... but FOUR f------ GANGBANGS? Come on man. Only person I feel sorry for here, is my son. new place to live.

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Anonymous Schitts Creek 177 KB JPG 11/08/23(Wed)12:30:26 No.908995086 >start watching a comedy show >get invested in show >after some episodes, main character(s) make an out of place joke or clarification that they are Jewish This is my experience with most popular shows, makes it seem like half of America is Jew Why do they feel the need to say this in all the shows. The non-jew character rarely if ever clarify their religions. Is it to get support from the Jew overlords or to psyop us into liking the Judaic people? The israelite psyops are too much sometimes.
Anonymous Schitts Creek 177 KB JPG 11/08/23(Wed)12:30:26 No.908995086 >start watching a comedy show >get invested in show >after some episodes, main character(s) make an out of place joke or clarification that they are Jewish This is my experience with most popular shows, makes it seem like half of America is Jew Why do they feel the need to say this in all the shows. The non-jew character rarely if ever clarify their religions. Is it to get support from the Jew overlords or to psyop us into liking the Judaic people? The israelite psyops are too much sometimes.

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