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74 Views Created 7 months ago By Reddit Moments • Updated 7 months ago

Created By Reddit Moments • Updated 7 months ago

: Anonymous 11/09/23(Thu)11:01:02 No.909020597 40 KB JPG >Looking for new roommate >Vote to take in "compsci PhD student in the military" >Seems real, hopefully he'll be too busy to bother us >Wrong >Is a NEET, except 'personal training' in the evening (dropped $2000 cash in front of me from his sweatshirt one morning) >Only eats ground beef >5 times a day >Like clockwork, ruins a new pan - 6am, 12pm, 5pm, 9pm, 1am >Puts the f------ frozen meat brick into the pan, burns the s--- out of it, and then dumps the grease in the sink >House always smells like beef >Our groceries vanish, he blames my diabetic roommate >Runs two TVs playing anime at full volume, never watches them >Never turns them off >Still sleeping on the couch two months later, the bed is coming 'tomorrow' >Sociopathic room decor. just a yoga mat and a TV playing hentai >had to clean his s--- off the toilet to have guests over - was basically glued on >he comes over from the couch once I finish >'oh did you want me to clean that' The f--- do I do?
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