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what just happend? Anonymous (ID: W90Lf/eR) 11/08/23 (Wed) 20:17:28 No.448026627 >>448026861 >>448027023 >>448027297 >>448029085 >>448029268 >>448029840 >>448030194 >>448031747 >be me >see a turk and a greek argue about their belief >An american walks in >The turk and the greek start arguing about politics with the american >The american ignores them >The turk and the greek start arguing about food What? >They start arguing about religion >around 5 mintues later they start s--- talking about random cities huh? >They end the arguement by wishing to each other a good night. s--- was so surreal, how the f--- did them mfs go from arguing about food to arguing about religion? are the eastern europeans this confusing? 11/08/23(Wed)20:18:37 No.448026749 ► >>448026865 >>448031852 O Anonymous (ID: aqfUaxF4) Malaka

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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File: why.jpg (91 KB, 1336x734) >Meet nice girl, fall in love, get married >Have a son >Treat girl like princess (without simping) >Be charming, funny, and f--- good Why do girls f------ do this? Anonymous 11/07/23 (Tue)11:09:26 No.908934995 >>908935226 >>908935383 >>908935504 >>908935705 >>908935706 >>908935924 >>908936547 >>908936779 >>908936800 >>908937065 >>908937157 >>908937305 >>908937740 >>908937798 >>908937849 >>908937902 >>908937932 >>908937963 >>908937992 >>908937993 >>908938042 >>908938129 >>908938208 >>908938324 >>908938360 >>908938393 >>908939651 >>908939668 >>908940028 >>908940178 >>908940210 >>908940584 >>908940692 >>908941289 >>908941379 >>908941497 >>908941647 >>908941666 >>908941833 >>908942748 >>908942876 >>908942918 >>908943346 >>908943458 >>908943584 >>908943663 >>908943740 >>908943903 >>908943914 >Be me >Be 25, make 160k per year >Be lifting and dress nice >Get occasionally catcalled by other women >Give her awesome relationship >Find out by random university acquaintance that my wife was a complete f------ slut in college >Find out wife has been in not 1, not 2, not 3, but FOUR f------ gangbangs >Ask her about her promiscuous past >She denies it >Become absolutely disgusted by my wife >Realize treating her kindly was a f------ waste of my time >Cant even kiss her anymore, let alone look at her the same way >Pull up the proof the university acquaintance gave me >She breaks down crying, say she made some mistakes and doesn't want that anymore >4 f------ gangbangs were her mistake? Of course I divorced her, and since my whole family is rich and she and her family are poor, she's too scared to fight me in court. She knows she'll get demolished and I'll get full custody of our son. I didn't even kick her out my house because I'm that of a guy. Whenever I bring over a new girl, she causes scene and c--- blocks me. Happened twice now. Told her if she does it again, she will find Now she offers me drunken depressed sex when I just want to be in my study. I know the guys in reddit love marrying pornstars and bathing in other men's leftovers, so I came here to ask: Why the f--- do women do this? I can handle a few more boyfriends than usual. I could probably tolerate ONE threesome... but FOUR f------ GANGBANGS? Come on man. Only person I feel sorry for here, is my son. new place to live.

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Anon is on to the Israelites | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Schitts Creek 177 KB JPG 11/08/23(Wed)12:30:26 No.908995086 >start watching a comedy show >get invested in show >after some episodes, main character(s) make an out of place joke or clarification that they are Jewish This is my experience with most popular shows, makes it seem like half of America is Jew Why do they feel the need to say this in all the shows. The non-jew character rarely if ever clarify their religions. Is it to get support from the Jew overlords or to psyop us into liking the Judaic people? The israelite psyops are too much sometimes.

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Anon is disappointed | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous üm üm 3 11/08/23(Wed)17:29:13 No.33456804 >be me, age 6-12 >dad molests me whenever he gets the chance >hated it at the time >be me, 18 >Move out as quickly as I can so as to 11 KB JPG not have to be with my dad >>33457475 # >be me now, 22 >go to parents' house for the first time in years >actually want to have sex with him now that I'm an adult who enjoys sex >He barely looks at me Why are all f--- like this? 12 Replies View Thread : Anonymous >>33456804 (OP) # Just r--- him. What goes around comes around 11/08/23(Wed)18:26:17 No.33457325

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Why are they like this | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: bZQB60Ao 11/09/23(Thu)05:24:04 No.448046120 169948133443633591.jpg 106 KB JPG >helps provide water to people that need it >Y-Y-OU CAN'T JUST HELP PEOPLE YOU WHITE DEVIL BASTARD I really don't get why people are mad. Yeah it's a little flexing but why does it matter who helps people?

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Summary of Joe Rogan's experience | /r/Greentext

>>3293294 >"The thing is... (Joe leans into the mic) fat isn't the problem. Carbs and sugar is the problem. Ever eat nuts man? Nuts are good for you." >Guest: "uh... Yeah I eat nuts. I used to pick peanuts back when I was a kid and they were in the season. >Joe: "Nice, nice. Like from a tree?" >Guest: "No, they grow in the ground." >(Joe nearly s---- himself in surprise) "What?" >(His guest try not to sound condescending) >Guest: Peanuts grow in the ground kind of like--- >Joe: "Jamie, Google this right now. Jamie Google peanuts growing in the ground. H--------." >Guest: "Yeah just like that. They grow in the ground like potatoes." >Joe: "Well... (Breaths heavily into the mic) That makes sense. They couldn't grow on trees because squirrels would f--- them up. Imagine that? Imagine how much squirrels would f--- up a peanut tree. Squirrels are basically tiny chimpanzees."

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Anon has a problem | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 584 KB PNG 1 Reply 11/08/23(Wed)15:18:10 No.30131421 >date a short woman >go bald >everyone thinks I'm her dad W-- do I do? View Thread : Anonymous >>30131421 (OP) # Get child discounts when you go places. 11/08/23(Wed)15:26:29 No.30131460

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Anon is a fan of Spider-Man. | /r/Greentext

NEAT >mfw I realize all of Spider-Man's enemies are modeled after the spider's natural predators 9 REPLIES 1. #103618555 2 #103618579 10/17/18 5:01 PM >>103618555 OP How is an octopus a natural predator for spiders? 2 REPLIES 3 #103618601 10/17/18 5:02 PM >>103618555 OP Rhino, alien symbiote, electricity, etc. . . . seems legit. 2 REPLIES 4 #103618607 10/17/18 5:03 PM >>103618555 OP Ah yes, the goblin. the greatest of the natural predators,

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Anon is the disappointment child | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 35 KB JPG 11/08/23(Wed)14:45:02 No.75347680 >Be me >23yo khhv >Have 27yo brother >He's conventionally attractive and has done fairly well for himself >Very close with him and never really felt raging jealousy >Have key to his house and visit pretty much whenever I want >We usually just eat and talk and have a good time >Visit today >There's a cute college girl knocked out on his couch >Short kinda messy hair, petite, wearing nothing but an oversized shirt of one of my favorite bands >She's pretty much exactly my type >Realize how easy it is for guys like my brother to pull girls like that >Feel genuine jealously >Go back to my apartment to rethink my entire life

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File: 1678095885716271.jpg (41 KB, 634x360) I'm autistic Anonymous 11/08/23(Wed) 20:03:39 No.75346615 >>75346638 >be me >got my first apartment >try to open door >wrong floor >mfw

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Anon is a massage therapist. | /r/Greentext

466040127061.jpg (5 KB, 204x247) google yandex indb wait Anonymous 03/31/17 (Fri)05:41:34 No.40904541 >>40904555 >>40904561 >>40904571 >>40904602 >>40904641 >>40904655 >>40904904 >>40905245 >>40905290 >>40905330 >>40905385 >>40905456 >>40905718 >>40905802 >>40905975 >>40907415 >>40907640 >>40907800 >>40907892 >>40908583 >>40908678 >>40908743 >>40909509 >>40910034 You f------ think you know fat hate? How often does a fatty really ruin your day? I'm a massage therapist. I know fat hate. Let me break down some highlights of my day for you: >Go to get clients folder, see a cute girl in the waiting room >She smiles at me, h-------- this could be a good day >Call out clients name >Mfw 400lbs of unwashed Pudge cosplay gets up instead >Ugh. Take specimen to my room of personal hell for the next 1.5 hours >I know she's ready when I no longer hear the sounds of intense struggling to lay on a f------ table through the door >Begin kneading my hands through this putrid dough elemental >Her hot cheese breath gravitates my way with every heave of her maw. I have to time my breathing to dodge it. >Now begins the small talk. Usually they mention how they just did a triathlon or began "boot camp" >She works in an office and says she walks "an average of 5 miles at day" at work >Mfw every time I put pressure on her back I get a waft of rancid ass >The whale starts moaning constantly >Getting p----- now >I move to her legs. There is black s--- caked behind her knees she's never been able to wash >W-- her ankles look like crushed soda cans >Begin working on her glutes, start questioning my life choices >Alright time to turn over >"Easy for you to say tee-hee" Every. F------. Time. >Turning over is like an ancient trial to her people. One that many have tried and failed. The struggle is unreal. Continued--> Anonymous 03/31/17 (Fri)05:43:44 No.40904561 >>40904609 >>40904611 >>40904641 >>40904702 >>40904770 >>40907415 >>40907449 >>40908800 >>40908991 >>40909013 >>40909520 >>40904541 (OP) >Completely out of breath, she barely makes it >l begin working on her neck, but such intense movement has caused her to sweat profusely >Mfw it mixes with my lotion, turning it to slime >Moving on to arms... >W-- her hands smell like relish. Did she eat a f------ hotdog in the car on her way over? >Alright time to work on her waffle stompers. >They literally smell like s---. The mind goes to dark places. >Her toenails, far beyond her reach, are twisted and gnarled with fungus >Finally I finish up with her unwashed scalp, her dandruff decorating my black pants like stars in the night sky >At last it is finished. >She leaves half a normal tip and waddles off >After she leaves I remove her essence from the room the best I can and proceed to my next client. Dear god no... >This one is even fatter. And it's a 2 hour massage. I F------ HATE FATE PEOPLE

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Anon and a cursed chair | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/13/23(Sat)12:28:43 No.34767237 This involves woods, but the woods aren't really relevant desu >Hang around woods with friends >Have this little area we sit in to get high, have a drink, have a fire, that kind of thing >Meet 2 friends there 1 day >New chair has been introduced which is a lot better than the logs and crates we normally use >It's this high back comfy cushion chair >Ask where it came from >Friend found it outside an old folks home >Immediately think someone could have died in it and tell them we should get rid of it >Friend who got insists I try it out first >Reluctantly sit in it >Yeah it's comfy >Everything just starts feeling odd >Like they're both talking to me, but it's all muffled and I have tunnel vision >Get overwhelming sense of dread and no energy >You know when you wake up and you're still really tired and you have to physically drag yourself out of bed? Have to do that to get out of the chair >Both of them ask me if I "felt it" >Whatever "it" is I did >Friend who got it thinks it's cool >Other friend agrees with me that we should get rid of it >Chair stays >At the weekend there's 8 of us >Friend insists everyone try the chair >Everyone does except 1 >They all have this real trance look to them when they're sitting in it, it's weird as f--- >All feel "it", but don't seem concerned >Following day me and friend who want to get rid of it go there alone and have a fire >Decide to burn the chair >We assure ourselves it's a good thing because it's "cursed" >Everyone had bad luck in the space of maybe 2-3 months after it >Of the 8 of us there that night >5 went to prison >1 died in a car accident >1 killed themselves >1 had a miscarriage >Only 1 who nothing happened to was the 1 who didn't sit in it >To this day I stand by that decision to burn it Coincidence? Probably. I still f------ hated it though. It's hard to describe how it made you feel when you were sat in it.

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Anonymous 153 KB JPG 05/12/19(Sun)10:28:11 No.799572983 >be me, 15m >looking at Snapchat >see a memories post pop up >me and my little bro 3-4 years ago >thatsfunny.jpeg >look through other memories >some are newer at the top, don't use snap much >get further down, 14,13,12,11... >I see a picture of me in 7th grade >fuckthewut.pdf >it's the most fuckboi pic ever >goddamn f------ dog filter and everything >my clothes are all baggy trying to be cool kid clothes >just about to leave, see video >watch it >vid is of me talking >my voice is so high pitched >I f------ put down my phone Never again /b/ros View Thread

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