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Anonymous ++ 01/18/25(Sat) 05:57:02 No.206869661 >Xbox vs Playstation >McDonalds vs Burger King >Pepsi vs Coke >Starbucks vs Dunkin Donuts >Adidas vs Nike Why do Americans treat consumption as some sort of war to be won? No it doesn't f------ matter what brand of sugar water you drink. It's all the same s---. No wonder that Americans don't have local businesses when they all run to the same 2 companies for everything 24 KB PNG
Anonymous ++ 01/18/25(Sat) 05:57:02 No.206869661 >Xbox vs Playstation >McDonalds vs Burger King >Pepsi vs Coke >Starbucks vs Dunkin Donuts >Adidas vs Nike Why do Americans treat consumption as some sort of war to be won? No it doesn't f------ matter what brand of sugar water you drink. It's all the same s---. No wonder that Americans don't have local businesses when they all run to the same 2 companies for everything 24 KB PNG

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3 KB PNG 4chan >Call someone a f----- >At worst they call you a f----- back >That's that Reddit >Call someone a f----- >"I thought that in this day and age we wouldn't have to deal with homophobia my grandfather was a leather daddy in the 50s and he had AIDS and that's ok and multiculturalism is great and I love b--------- and... Etc >You have been banned fro r/whatever please suck our d---- to come back Redditors can't even handle entry-level banter, they're like the preschoolers of the internet.
3 KB PNG 4chan >Call someone a f----- >At worst they call you a f----- back >That's that Reddit >Call someone a f----- >"I thought that in this day and age we wouldn't have to deal with homophobia my grandfather was a leather daddy in the 50s and he had AIDS and that's ok and multiculturalism is great and I love b--------- and... Etc >You have been banned fro r/whatever please suck our d---- to come back Redditors can't even handle entry-level banter, they're like the preschoolers of the internet.

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File: 1321205442.jpg-(76 KB, 399x300, 1321143811349.jpg) Anonymous 11/13/11(Sun)12:30:42 No.363205897 >my face when Americans call chips "french fries" >my face when Americans call crisps "chips" >my face when Americans call chocolate globbernaughts "candy bars" >my face when Americans call motorized rollinghams "cars" >my face when Americans call merry fizzlebombs "fireworks" >my face when Americans call wunderbahboxes a "PC" >my face when Americans call meat water "gravy" >my face when Americans call electro-rope "power cables" >my face when Americans call beef wellington ensemble with lettuce a "hamburger" >my face when Americans call whimsy flimsy mark and scribblers "pens" >my face when Americans call twisting plankhandles "doorknobs" >my face when Americans call a breaddystack a "sandwich" >my face when Americans call their hoighty toighty tippy typers "keyboards" >my face when Americans call nutty-gum and fruit spleggings "peanut butter and jelly" >my face when Americans call an upsy stairsy the "escalator" >my face when Americans call forcey fun time "r---" >my face when Americans call a knittedy wittedy sheepity sleepity a "sweater" >my face when Americans call rickedy-pop a "gear shift" >my face when Americans call a choco chip bicky wicky a "cookie" >my face when Americans call peepee friction pleasure "sex" >my face when Americans call a pip pip gollywock a "screwdriver" >my face when Americans call a rooty tooty point-n-shooty a "gun" >my face when Americans call a ceiling-bright a "lightbulb" >my face when Americans call a blimpy bounce bounce a "ball" >my face when Americans call a slippery dippery long mover a "snake" >my face when Americans call cobble-stone-clippity-clops "roads"
File: 1321205442.jpg-(76 KB, 399x300, 1321143811349.jpg) Anonymous 11/13/11(Sun)12:30:42 No.363205897 >my face when Americans call chips "french fries" >my face when Americans call crisps "chips" >my face when Americans call chocolate globbernaughts "candy bars" >my face when Americans call motorized rollinghams "cars" >my face when Americans call merry fizzlebombs "fireworks" >my face when Americans call wunderbahboxes a "PC" >my face when Americans call meat water "gravy" >my face when Americans call electro-rope "power cables" >my face when Americans call beef wellington ensemble with lettuce a "hamburger" >my face when Americans call whimsy flimsy mark and scribblers "pens" >my face when Americans call twisting plankhandles "doorknobs" >my face when Americans call a breaddystack a "sandwich" >my face when Americans call their hoighty toighty tippy typers "keyboards" >my face when Americans call nutty-gum and fruit spleggings "peanut butter and jelly" >my face when Americans call an upsy stairsy the "escalator" >my face when Americans call forcey fun time "r---" >my face when Americans call a knittedy wittedy sheepity sleepity a "sweater" >my face when Americans call rickedy-pop a "gear shift" >my face when Americans call a choco chip bicky wicky a "cookie" >my face when Americans call peepee friction pleasure "sex" >my face when Americans call a pip pip gollywock a "screwdriver" >my face when Americans call a rooty tooty point-n-shooty a "gun" >my face when Americans call a ceiling-bright a "lightbulb" >my face when Americans call a blimpy bounce bounce a "ball" >my face when Americans call a slippery dippery long mover a "snake" >my face when Americans call cobble-stone-clippity-clops "roads"

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Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2019 14:14:17 No.817176079 Quoted By: >>817176124 >>817176178 > On the train to London > Really need to fart > Starting to hurt a bit > Starting to hurt a lot View > Train shakes a little, want get up to go to the bathroom before I f------ burst > Don't get the chance, my sphincter can no longer take the strain > Manage to discreetly edge my buttcheeks apart, comes out slowly but silently > Pass gas for a Solid 60 seconds > Oh no > Oh god the f------ smell > People are looking at each other > It's really f------ bad. > enemyspotted.jpeg > A foreign smell impacts my nostrils > The dude opposite me is staring me right in the eyes > He f------ knows, and ripped one of his own > It's f------ on > Spread the cheeks a little wider, much as I dare > Push > Clearly and loudly s--- myself staring into the eyes of a complete stranger. What's your commute like/b/?
Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2019 14:14:17 No.817176079 Quoted By: >>817176124 >>817176178 > On the train to London > Really need to fart > Starting to hurt a bit > Starting to hurt a lot View > Train shakes a little, want get up to go to the bathroom before I f------ burst > Don't get the chance, my sphincter can no longer take the strain > Manage to discreetly edge my buttcheeks apart, comes out slowly but silently > Pass gas for a Solid 60 seconds > Oh no > Oh god the f------ smell > People are looking at each other > It's really f------ bad. > enemyspotted.jpeg > A foreign smell impacts my nostrils > The dude opposite me is staring me right in the eyes > He f------ knows, and ripped one of his own > It's f------ on > Spread the cheeks a little wider, much as I dare > Push > Clearly and loudly s--- myself staring into the eyes of a complete stranger. What's your commute like/b/?

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Anonymous 69906983 Πριν από 56 λεπ. I think I'm into femboys with vaginas, how do you call that? 1,1 MB PNG 6 REPLIES 2 IMAGES Anonymous 69906994 >>69906983 (OP) REPLY Πριν από 55 λεπ that's called a woman you dumb m-----------. you stupid f------ ape
Anonymous 69906983 Πριν από 56 λεπ. I think I'm into femboys with vaginas, how do you call that? 1,1 MB PNG 6 REPLIES 2 IMAGES Anonymous 69906994 >>69906983 (OP) REPLY Πριν από 55 λεπ that's called a woman you dumb m-----------. you stupid f------ ape

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File: ALLHAILTHEKING.png (973 KB, 1142x1033) Anonymous 11/15/24(Fri)20:18:00 No.2733514 ► >be me >strip club regular >get called a "beta cuck" LOL >they pay $100 for a dinner, I pay that much for a beej >really im an alpha chad >really im a sigma steve >arrive at strip club alone sigma style >been charging my chakras all month >that means ive been on nofap for those with the 'tism >yes im a strip club god because I LDK every time >respect to LapDanceKing82, but I today I plan to release my chakras in record time >I AM THE KING.jpg >*girl with a dump truck the size of shaq's flat screen tv walks up to me* >*calls me by my first name cuz im a regular* >"wanna go for a dance" cuz she knows i got sigma stacks of cash >go to the back rooms and the lapdance begins >2 minutes in I hit her with the Sigma Special >release my chakras in my condom that I arrived to the club wearing >audibly moan while I do it >"what just happened" she asks >"what do you mean" *getting nervous* >"something just happened" >"nothing happened!" *sweating profusely* >"so why do you already want to go" >"no reason" >*she starts grabbing my crotch* >im shifting and skeeting tryin to dodge >she searches for my peen harder >*wavedashes* >she yoinks my peen >*discovers my half chub* >*squeezes it hard* >The skibidi sauce starts flowing out my condom >"you're disusting, f--- you" >I pay for the dance plus tip >*leaves* >tfw I AM THE KING
File: ALLHAILTHEKING.png (973 KB, 1142x1033) Anonymous 11/15/24(Fri)20:18:00 No.2733514 ► >be me >strip club regular >get called a "beta cuck" LOL >they pay $100 for a dinner, I pay that much for a beej >really im an alpha chad >really im a sigma steve >arrive at strip club alone sigma style >been charging my chakras all month >that means ive been on nofap for those with the 'tism >yes im a strip club god because I LDK every time >respect to LapDanceKing82, but I today I plan to release my chakras in record time >I AM THE KING.jpg >*girl with a dump truck the size of shaq's flat screen tv walks up to me* >*calls me by my first name cuz im a regular* >"wanna go for a dance" cuz she knows i got sigma stacks of cash >go to the back rooms and the lapdance begins >2 minutes in I hit her with the Sigma Special >release my chakras in my condom that I arrived to the club wearing >audibly moan while I do it >"what just happened" she asks >"what do you mean" *getting nervous* >"something just happened" >"nothing happened!" *sweating profusely* >"so why do you already want to go" >"no reason" >*she starts grabbing my crotch* >im shifting and skeeting tryin to dodge >she searches for my peen harder >*wavedashes* >she yoinks my peen >*discovers my half chub* >*squeezes it hard* >The skibidi sauce starts flowing out my condom >"you're disusting, f--- you" >I pay for the dance plus tip >*leaves* >tfw I AM THE KING

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Anon is le IT | /r/Greentext

4 KB JPG >be me HVAC student >SolidWorks session and im the only guy with pc knowledge >10 PCs but only 5 got the program, Get idea to help the clueless teacher >Torrent the thing and install it, s--- PCs but it works >exams week, the NPCs i study with dont even know how to create a new project and endup screwing the settings >Teacher calls me to fix the mess so he can continue doing the tests >Regedit.exe >get setting to default and mfkr is happy >get a 19/20 mark and says i dont have to take the exam Mfw picrel
4 KB JPG >be me HVAC student >SolidWorks session and im the only guy with pc knowledge >10 PCs but only 5 got the program, Get idea to help the clueless teacher >Torrent the thing and install it, s--- PCs but it works >exams week, the NPCs i study with dont even know how to create a new project and endup screwing the settings >Teacher calls me to fix the mess so he can continue doing the tests >Regedit.exe >get setting to default and mfkr is happy >get a 19/20 mark and says i dont have to take the exam Mfw picrel

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: Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)22:04:55 No.208095379 OBE8E6F8-C4EE-4E44-9ED8-3B56604F5EDC.jpg 70 KB JPG >AHHHHH I'M GOING INSANE AND THE ONLY CURE IS C---! Do women really? Stop casting this 5-head nepo-baby >when the midwit redditor reads criticism
: Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)22:04:55 No.208095379 OBE8E6F8-C4EE-4E44-9ED8-3B56604F5EDC.jpg 70 KB JPG >AHHHHH I'M GOING INSANE AND THE ONLY CURE IS C---! Do women really? Stop casting this 5-head nepo-baby >when the midwit redditor reads criticism

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File: House.jpg (267 KB, 964x543) THE SORTING CEREMONY The Sorting Hat will take your choice into account when sorting into your house. J H Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)19:56:01 No.700636898 >>700636958 >>700637023 >>700637072 >>700637097 >>700637409 >>700637459 >>700637468 >>700637527 >>700637554 >>700637635 >>700637787 >>700637796 >>700637819 >>700637931 >>700638895 >>700638936 >>700638983 >>700639868 >>700642441 >>700643113 >>700645340 >>700645581 >>700645946 >>700646224 >>700646267 >>700653018 >>700653424 >>700655903 >>700656125 >>700656295 >>700656483 >>700659260 >>700659721 >>700662160 >>700662559 >>700664150 >>700664627 >>700665368 >>700667748 >>700667910 >>700668178 >>700668369 >>700669785 >>700671925 >>700672205 >>700672226 >>700673257 >>700673662 >>700673690 >>700673750 >>700673850 >>700673880 >>700674367 >>700675229 >>700676176 >>700676307 >>700679452 >>700679652 >>700682378>>700682869 >>700687468 >>700687542 >>700689362 >>700690442 >>700690456 >>700691027 >>700695581 >>700695716 >>700695749 >>700696752 >>700696767 >>700696775 >>700696815 >>700705101 >>700706090 >>700706689 >>700711496 >>700711525 >>700714219 >>700715350 >>700718526 >>700719415 >>700720664 >>700722601 >>700722631 What house did you pick Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)19:57:51 No.700636958 >>700637370 >>700648074 >>700651896 >>700675148 >>700675364 >>>700689078 >>700636898 (OP) The best house. Ravenloft. Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)20:00:37 No.700637065 >>700637354 >>700672040 >>700681694 >>700700089 >>700706765 >picking your house >not the hat picking it for you not real harry potter Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)20:06:50 No.700637312 >>700713835 >pick house >browse common room >hardly anything is interactable >messages from teachers/friends are just video calls, your owl doesn't even bring them >the mc has zero back story or even parents so you can't even get howlers >eventually even getting sorted doesn't matter in the slightest what a huge disappointment >> Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)23:30:08 No.700646169 >MALE
File: House.jpg (267 KB, 964x543) THE SORTING CEREMONY The Sorting Hat will take your choice into account when sorting into your house. J H Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)19:56:01 No.700636898 >>700636958 >>700637023 >>700637072 >>700637097 >>700637409 >>700637459 >>700637468 >>700637527 >>700637554 >>700637635 >>700637787 >>700637796 >>700637819 >>700637931 >>700638895 >>700638936 >>700638983 >>700639868 >>700642441 >>700643113 >>700645340 >>700645581 >>700645946 >>700646224 >>700646267 >>700653018 >>700653424 >>700655903 >>700656125 >>700656295 >>700656483 >>700659260 >>700659721 >>700662160 >>700662559 >>700664150 >>700664627 >>700665368 >>700667748 >>700667910 >>700668178 >>700668369 >>700669785 >>700671925 >>700672205 >>700672226 >>700673257 >>700673662 >>700673690 >>700673750 >>700673850 >>700673880 >>700674367 >>700675229 >>700676176 >>700676307 >>700679452 >>700679652 >>700682378>>700682869 >>700687468 >>700687542 >>700689362 >>700690442 >>700690456 >>700691027 >>700695581 >>700695716 >>700695749 >>700696752 >>700696767 >>700696775 >>700696815 >>700705101 >>700706090 >>700706689 >>700711496 >>700711525 >>700714219 >>700715350 >>700718526 >>700719415 >>700720664 >>700722601 >>700722631 What house did you pick Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)19:57:51 No.700636958 >>700637370 >>700648074 >>700651896 >>700675148 >>700675364 >>>700689078 >>700636898 (OP) The best house. Ravenloft. Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)20:00:37 No.700637065 >>700637354 >>700672040 >>700681694 >>700700089 >>700706765 >picking your house >not the hat picking it for you not real harry potter Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)20:06:50 No.700637312 >>700713835 >pick house >browse common room >hardly anything is interactable >messages from teachers/friends are just video calls, your owl doesn't even bring them >the mc has zero back story or even parents so you can't even get howlers >eventually even getting sorted doesn't matter in the slightest what a huge disappointment >> Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)23:30:08 No.700646169 >MALE

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>> Anonymous 01/23/25(Thu)22:52:06 No. 147234608 >>147234639 The Funniest part about Drawn together is that the Indian jokes are in complete good taste and the worst they go is that "these people are very nice and welcoming to a fault" https://youtu.be/Or-3CJz4pmk?si=FoCtCUr4x0qDA6ic [Embed] Its even funnier when nothingburger activists decided that was too offensive a stereotype leaving every one to throw that clean wholesome perception out the window and with that gone brought the barbaric s--- fetishist stereotype to the forefront of everyones attention. Like there's a joke with an Indian pizza guy and spanky takes a s--- on the pizza and he just is grossed out. Apu and Nigerian scammers literally carried the back of Indians for the 2000s. Anonymous 01/23/25(Thu)22:56:08 No.147234639 >>147234608 (OP) # Apu was to desis as Speedy Gonzales was to Latinos. Realistic, relatable, and not racist. Then a one-trick comedian no one has heard from before or since pulls the race card and tries to equate Apu to a minstrel show. F--- that guy and f--- the Simpsons.
>> Anonymous 01/23/25(Thu)22:52:06 No. 147234608 >>147234639 The Funniest part about Drawn together is that the Indian jokes are in complete good taste and the worst they go is that "these people are very nice and welcoming to a fault" https://youtu.be/Or-3CJz4pmk?si=FoCtCUr4x0qDA6ic [Embed] Its even funnier when nothingburger activists decided that was too offensive a stereotype leaving every one to throw that clean wholesome perception out the window and with that gone brought the barbaric s--- fetishist stereotype to the forefront of everyones attention. Like there's a joke with an Indian pizza guy and spanky takes a s--- on the pizza and he just is grossed out. Apu and Nigerian scammers literally carried the back of Indians for the 2000s. Anonymous 01/23/25(Thu)22:56:08 No.147234639 >>147234608 (OP) # Apu was to desis as Speedy Gonzales was to Latinos. Realistic, relatable, and not racist. Then a one-trick comedian no one has heard from before or since pulls the race card and tries to equate Apu to a minstrel show. F--- that guy and f--- the Simpsons.

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: Anonymous my nan s---- everywhere 265 KB PNG 01/23/25(Thu)17:50:05 No.80149487 recently my family moved into my nans house due to financial struggles >leaves an unflushed logs, often no paper on top, so she doesnt even wipe her ass?? >gets s--- on the actual TP roll, down the side so the entire roll is ruined >s--- all over seat, the flush buttons, handrails and doorknobs how do you even s--- on your hands? is she grabbing a log out of her diaper? >have seen her s---, not wash hands, then immedielty go into the fridge and pantry >when she does wash hands she leaves s--- all over the soap and sink >s---- in the shower and just leaves it on the floor >leaves piss from her room all the way to the toilet like a f------ snail trail >entire house smells like piss because of her dirty laundry basket this kind innocent woman i loved and respected has turned into a s--- smearing goblin we are moving out soon and putting her in a home, these last few months have been utterly disgusting 5 Replies View Thread
: Anonymous my nan s---- everywhere 265 KB PNG 01/23/25(Thu)17:50:05 No.80149487 recently my family moved into my nans house due to financial struggles >leaves an unflushed logs, often no paper on top, so she doesnt even wipe her ass?? >gets s--- on the actual TP roll, down the side so the entire roll is ruined >s--- all over seat, the flush buttons, handrails and doorknobs how do you even s--- on your hands? is she grabbing a log out of her diaper? >have seen her s---, not wash hands, then immedielty go into the fridge and pantry >when she does wash hands she leaves s--- all over the soap and sink >s---- in the shower and just leaves it on the floor >leaves piss from her room all the way to the toilet like a f------ snail trail >entire house smells like piss because of her dirty laundry basket this kind innocent woman i loved and respected has turned into a s--- smearing goblin we are moving out soon and putting her in a home, these last few months have been utterly disgusting 5 Replies View Thread

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Anonymous 01/23/25(Thu)18:34:59 No.147232134 >>147231957 (OP) >trusting /co/ first mistake
Anonymous 01/23/25(Thu)18:34:59 No.147232134 >>147231957 (OP) >trusting /co/ first mistake

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Night of the long executive orders | /r/Greentext

WHITE MEN WARE BRORISTS Anonymous (ID: but4a/SE >work for fish and wildlife bureau >be Belongingness Coordinator 01/23/25(Thu)17:40:13 No.495205925 >travel to field offices to give lectures on how to spot and address microaggressions >just out of school so I only make 80k >and it sucks having to fly all over the country >but it's worth it knowing I'm making the workplace safer for minorities >ffwd to jan 20 >Trump f------ fires me for no f------ reason >wake up ppl its literally Germany 1933
WHITE MEN WARE BRORISTS Anonymous (ID: but4a/SE >work for fish and wildlife bureau >be Belongingness Coordinator 01/23/25(Thu)17:40:13 No.495205925 >travel to field offices to give lectures on how to spot and address microaggressions >just out of school so I only make 80k >and it sucks having to fly all over the country >but it's worth it knowing I'm making the workplace safer for minorities >ffwd to jan 20 >Trump f------ fires me for no f------ reason >wake up ppl its literally Germany 1933

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Anon gets their dna tested | /r/Greentext

44 KB JPG >Be 19 >Bought ancestrydna test for my mother, father and I >Turns out my father isn't my real dad >I show him the results and since he's old af he doesn't get it >I was his only child >Since he's refusing to understand I am forced to explain it to him >He immediately leaves my mom and tells me he's going to go on a hunting trip to get his mind off these things >Find out weeks later he shot himself out there
44 KB JPG >Be 19 >Bought ancestrydna test for my mother, father and I >Turns out my father isn't my real dad >I show him the results and since he's old af he doesn't get it >I was his only child >Since he's refusing to understand I am forced to explain it to him >He immediately leaves my mom and tells me he's going to go on a hunting trip to get his mind off these things >Find out weeks later he shot himself out there

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None can resist Chad. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 73 KB JPG 01/23/25(Thu)10:33:15 No.930372356 I got cucked twice by the same guy >Be me 28m >Gf I dated since HS was stolen from me 8 years ago >Tried dating a few more times after >All relationships failed >Give up on dating >End up finding a fwb >Been hooking up the past 5 years >Fwb ends up befriending the same guy who stole my gf 8 years ago >Ever since she befriended him she's been interacting with me less n less >We used to hook up every other week >Now we've haven't had sex in 2 mouths >We used to have daily conversations >Now I'll be Lucky to get a few 1 to 2 word replies from her >It's safe to assume it's because of him I wanna flee to the furthest state possible from this guy to start fresh. But unfortunately I have a child from one of the previously failed relationships I mentioned anchoring me down.
Anonymous 73 KB JPG 01/23/25(Thu)10:33:15 No.930372356 I got cucked twice by the same guy >Be me 28m >Gf I dated since HS was stolen from me 8 years ago >Tried dating a few more times after >All relationships failed >Give up on dating >End up finding a fwb >Been hooking up the past 5 years >Fwb ends up befriending the same guy who stole my gf 8 years ago >Ever since she befriended him she's been interacting with me less n less >We used to hook up every other week >Now we've haven't had sex in 2 mouths >We used to have daily conversations >Now I'll be Lucky to get a few 1 to 2 word replies from her >It's safe to assume it's because of him I wanna flee to the furthest state possible from this guy to start fresh. But unfortunately I have a child from one of the previously failed relationships I mentioned anchoring me down.

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Auto-pilot | /r/Greentext

Board /int/ - International Anonymous Most Retarded Travel experienc(...) Settings Mobile Home 01/21/25(Tue)14:07:07 No.206986409 NORF. East 205 KB PNG >Be me >Book holiday in Australia >Book a rental car too >I have driven in foreign countries on the right hand side many times >All you have to do is think about it >The left side of the road should be more to the left than the right side >Works like a charm >No problems driving in Europe and the states. >Driving in Australia should be piss easey! >Drive on the same side of the road as I do. >FFW to my Australia trip >Collect rental car >Drive out of the car park >Foreign DrivingLogic.exe >Crash into oncoming truck immediately Turns out that I was on the wrong side of the road.
Board /int/ - International Anonymous Most Retarded Travel experienc(...) Settings Mobile Home 01/21/25(Tue)14:07:07 No.206986409 NORF. East 205 KB PNG >Be me >Book holiday in Australia >Book a rental car too >I have driven in foreign countries on the right hand side many times >All you have to do is think about it >The left side of the road should be more to the left than the right side >Works like a charm >No problems driving in Europe and the states. >Driving in Australia should be piss easey! >Drive on the same side of the road as I do. >FFW to my Australia trip >Collect rental car >Drive out of the car park >Foreign DrivingLogic.exe >Crash into oncoming truck immediately Turns out that I was on the wrong side of the road.

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190 KB JPG Anonymous (ID: 4sTveBSh 01/21/25(Tue)10:49:20 No.494940678 13 saturday night express 1024.jpg 46 KB JPG well you can tell by the quality i post i'm an indian, i lie the most the street is loud, the sun is warm been s------- here since i was born now it's alright, it's okay you may look the other way but you get down and hold my hand and we become one with the land liftin up your shirt and you're squattin in the dirt with me a---- life, a---- life streets are designated for a needful defecatin' and we're takin' a five, for a---- life sar, sar, sar, sar, a---- life, a---- life. jai, jai, jai, shri, a---- li-i-i-i-i-i-ife ⠀ Anonymous (ID: 20hNW2ng
190 KB JPG Anonymous (ID: 4sTveBSh 01/21/25(Tue)10:49:20 No.494940678 13 saturday night express 1024.jpg 46 KB JPG well you can tell by the quality i post i'm an indian, i lie the most the street is loud, the sun is warm been s------- here since i was born now it's alright, it's okay you may look the other way but you get down and hold my hand and we become one with the land liftin up your shirt and you're squattin in the dirt with me a---- life, a---- life streets are designated for a needful defecatin' and we're takin' a five, for a---- life sar, sar, sar, sar, a---- life, a---- life. jai, jai, jai, shri, a---- li-i-i-i-i-i-ife ⠀ Anonymous (ID: 20hNW2ng

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Is this normal behavior? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)00:36:17 No.41862604 AJARKone.twitter 1737101627386078.jpg 1.27 MB JPG A-ANON YOU KNOW I LIKE THIS HOODIE... W-WHY WOULD I TAKE IT O-OFF...? >Be NEETmare >There's an alien in town >Big news, he became a public property for every mare to enjoy >Maybe she could give him a visit >That she will finally stop being a virgin >And maybe he will cuddle her >But there's so much Stacies Glitterhoooves f------ him >How could he even notice her >But there's also a lot of pretty "ugly" mares g----------- with him >Maybe it isn't that bad, he's an alien after all >Maybe he just likes mare p---- that much >Maybe she could even bathe together with him before the main course >He seems to be a very gentle guy
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)00:36:17 No.41862604 AJARKone.twitter 1737101627386078.jpg 1.27 MB JPG A-ANON YOU KNOW I LIKE THIS HOODIE... W-WHY WOULD I TAKE IT O-OFF...? >Be NEETmare >There's an alien in town >Big news, he became a public property for every mare to enjoy >Maybe she could give him a visit >That she will finally stop being a virgin >And maybe he will cuddle her >But there's so much Stacies Glitterhoooves f------ him >How could he even notice her >But there's also a lot of pretty "ugly" mares g----------- with him >Maybe it isn't that bad, he's an alien after all >Maybe he just likes mare p---- that much >Maybe she could even bathe together with him before the main course >He seems to be a very gentle guy

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Anonymous (ID: rcEmtL+i) Fun Fact 01/23/25(Thu)10:43:26 No.495162041 1.84 MB PNG Peter griffin has punched 2 fascists. sage (ID: Mnplspsu) >Fact Fun fact: Peter Griffin is not real. Anonymous (ID: FOPfkp2b) 01/23/25(Thu)10:43:29 No.495162220 01/23/25(Thu)10:45:30 No.495162046
Anonymous (ID: rcEmtL+i) Fun Fact 01/23/25(Thu)10:43:26 No.495162041 1.84 MB PNG Peter griffin has punched 2 fascists. sage (ID: Mnplspsu) >Fact Fun fact: Peter Griffin is not real. Anonymous (ID: FOPfkp2b) 01/23/25(Thu)10:43:29 No.495162220 01/23/25(Thu)10:45:30 No.495162046

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Chud doesn't believe in global warming | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 34 01/22/25(Wed)12:48:27 No.17449155 >tries to force the global warming hoax on americans >rightfully loses I thank God daily that this retard never entered office, it would have destroyed America 1011 KB JPG : Anonymous >>17449155 (OP) # 01/22/25(Wed)13:03:06 No.17449172 It's not a hoax. It causes Hollywood fires. >>17449175 # >>17449246 # >>17449258 # Anonymous >>17449172 # 01/22/25(Wed)13:05:00 No.17449175 those hills have been known to have wildfires going back thousands of years, global warming may make such fires. more common but it isn't solely responsible for that
: Anonymous 34 01/22/25(Wed)12:48:27 No.17449155 >tries to force the global warming hoax on americans >rightfully loses I thank God daily that this retard never entered office, it would have destroyed America 1011 KB JPG : Anonymous >>17449155 (OP) # 01/22/25(Wed)13:03:06 No.17449172 It's not a hoax. It causes Hollywood fires. >>17449175 # >>17449246 # >>17449258 # Anonymous >>17449172 # 01/22/25(Wed)13:05:00 No.17449175 those hills have been known to have wildfires going back thousands of years, global warming may make such fires. more common but it isn't solely responsible for that

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