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: Anonymous my nan s---- everywhere 265 KB PNG 01/23/25(Thu)17:50:05 No.80149487 recently my family moved into my nans house due to financial struggles >leaves an unflushed logs, often no paper on top, so she doesnt even wipe her ass?? >gets s--- on the actual TP roll, down the side so the entire roll is ruined >s--- all over seat, the flush buttons, handrails and doorknobs how do you even s--- on your hands? is she grabbing a log out of her diaper? >have seen her s---, not wash hands, then immedielty go into the fridge and pantry >when she does wash hands she leaves s--- all over the soap and sink >s---- in the shower and just leaves it on the floor >leaves piss from her room all the way to the toilet like a f------ snail trail >entire house smells like piss because of her dirty laundry basket this kind innocent woman i loved and respected has turned into a s--- smearing goblin we are moving out soon and putting her in a home, these last few months have been utterly disgusting 5 Replies View Thread

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Anonymous (ID: GIVKOHDY ) 305 KB JPG 03/15/25(Sat) 16:21:44 No.500528669 >get told all my life that my culture is bad >I have to feel guilty for a war I never participated in >my country gets flooded with Sand Monkeys and N------ to the point my own small town is unrecognizable >trannies and f------ are parading everywhere >if you speak out against anything of this you will get labeled a far right extremist and shunned >suddenly some Russian on the East is knocking on the door of the EU >American in the West is backing him >both stand for the same values I share >Euroleaders realize that their little liberal project is threatened >now after everything they did to us they have the guts to ask young European men to be ready to defend their homes Seriously why tf would I fight for this s-------? So more privileged Arabs can sit around here? So more LGBTQ mutants can harass children? To defend this feminist dystopia? Seriously what the f--- is going through their heads that makes them think European men are ready to pick up Guns to defend this s-------

Anonymous 03/13/25(Thu)18:26:08 No.705245726 1703201596893.png 1.44 MB PNG >Dev A: Our next character will be a woman from France, what should be one of her main characteristics? >Dev B: Give her a huge ass. >Dev A: Brilliant.

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Settings Mobile Home Anonymous (ID: dnOrB8tl) 03/14/25(Fri)19:31:31 No.500474970 665 KB PNG >This was considered liberal in 2019

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Board /int/ - International Anonymous Most Retarded Travel experienc(...) Settings Mobile Home 01/21/25(Tue)14:07:07 No.206986409 NORF. East 205 KB PNG >Be me >Book holiday in Australia >Book a rental car too >I have driven in foreign countries on the right hand side many times >All you have to do is think about it >The left side of the road should be more to the left than the right side >Works like a charm >No problems driving in Europe and the states. >Driving in Australia should be piss easey! >Drive on the same side of the road as I do. >FFW to my Australia trip >Collect rental car >Drive out of the car park >Foreign DrivingLogic.exe >Crash into oncoming truck immediately Turns out that I was on the wrong side of the road.

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190 KB JPG Anonymous (ID: 4sTveBSh 01/21/25(Tue)10:49:20 No.494940678 13 saturday night express 1024.jpg 46 KB JPG well you can tell by the quality i post i'm an indian, i lie the most the street is loud, the sun is warm been s------- here since i was born now it's alright, it's okay you may look the other way but you get down and hold my hand and we become one with the land liftin up your shirt and you're squattin in the dirt with me a---- life, a---- life streets are designated for a needful defecatin' and we're takin' a five, for a---- life sar, sar, sar, sar, a---- life, a---- life. jai, jai, jai, shri, a---- li-i-i-i-i-i-ife ⠀ Anonymous (ID: 20hNW2ng

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Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)00:36:17 No.41862604 AJARKone.twitter 1737101627386078.jpg 1.27 MB JPG A-ANON YOU KNOW I LIKE THIS HOODIE... W-WHY WOULD I TAKE IT O-OFF...? >Be NEETmare >There's an alien in town >Big news, he became a public property for every mare to enjoy >Maybe she could give him a visit >That she will finally stop being a virgin >And maybe he will cuddle her >But there's so much Stacies Glitterhoooves f------ him >How could he even notice her >But there's also a lot of pretty "ugly" mares g----------- with him >Maybe it isn't that bad, he's an alien after all >Maybe he just likes mare p---- that much >Maybe she could even bathe together with him before the main course >He seems to be a very gentle guy

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: Anonymous my nan s---- everywhere 265 KB PNG 01/23/25(Thu)17:50:05 No.80149487 recently my family moved into my nans house due to financial struggles >leaves an unflushed logs, often no paper on top, so she doesnt even wipe her ass?? >gets s--- on the actual TP roll, down the side so the entire roll is ruined >s--- all over seat, the flush buttons, handrails and doorknobs how do you even s--- on your hands? is she grabbing a log out of her diaper? >have seen her s---, not wash hands, then immedielty go into the fridge and pantry >when she does wash hands she leaves s--- all over the soap and sink >s---- in the shower and just leaves it on the floor >leaves piss from her room all the way to the toilet like a f------ snail trail >entire house smells like piss because of her dirty laundry basket this kind innocent woman i loved and respected has turned into a s--- smearing goblin we are moving out soon and putting her in a home, these last few months have been utterly disgusting 5 Replies View Thread

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