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File: House.jpg (267 KB, 964x543) THE SORTING CEREMONY The Sorting Hat will take your choice into account when sorting into your house. J H Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)19:56:01 No.700636898 >>700636958 >>700637023 >>700637072 >>700637097 >>700637409 >>700637459 >>700637468 >>700637527 >>700637554 >>700637635 >>700637787 >>700637796 >>700637819 >>700637931 >>700638895 >>700638936 >>700638983 >>700639868 >>700642441 >>700643113 >>700645340 >>700645581 >>700645946 >>700646224 >>700646267 >>700653018 >>700653424 >>700655903 >>700656125 >>700656295 >>700656483 >>700659260 >>700659721 >>700662160 >>700662559 >>700664150 >>700664627 >>700665368 >>700667748 >>700667910 >>700668178 >>700668369 >>700669785 >>700671925 >>700672205 >>700672226 >>700673257 >>700673662 >>700673690 >>700673750 >>700673850 >>700673880 >>700674367 >>700675229 >>700676176 >>700676307 >>700679452 >>700679652 >>700682378>>700682869 >>700687468 >>700687542 >>700689362 >>700690442 >>700690456 >>700691027 >>700695581 >>700695716 >>700695749 >>700696752 >>700696767 >>700696775 >>700696815 >>700705101 >>700706090 >>700706689 >>700711496 >>700711525 >>700714219 >>700715350 >>700718526 >>700719415 >>700720664 >>700722601 >>700722631 What house did you pick Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)19:57:51 No.700636958 >>700637370 >>700648074 >>700651896 >>700675148 >>700675364 >>>700689078 >>700636898 (OP) The best house. Ravenloft. Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)20:00:37 No.700637065 >>700637354 >>700672040 >>700681694 >>700700089 >>700706765 >picking your house >not the hat picking it for you not real harry potter Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)20:06:50 No.700637312 >>700713835 >pick house >browse common room >hardly anything is interactable >messages from teachers/friends are just video calls, your owl doesn't even bring them >the mc has zero back story or even parents so you can't even get howlers >eventually even getting sorted doesn't matter in the slightest what a huge disappointment >> Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)23:30:08 No.700646169 >MALE

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Anonymous (ID: GIVKOHDY ) 305 KB JPG 03/15/25(Sat) 16:21:44 No.500528669 >get told all my life that my culture is bad >I have to feel guilty for a war I never participated in >my country gets flooded with Sand Monkeys and N------ to the point my own small town is unrecognizable >trannies and f------ are parading everywhere >if you speak out against anything of this you will get labeled a far right extremist and shunned >suddenly some Russian on the East is knocking on the door of the EU >American in the West is backing him >both stand for the same values I share >Euroleaders realize that their little liberal project is threatened >now after everything they did to us they have the guts to ask young European men to be ready to defend their homes Seriously why tf would I fight for this s-------? So more privileged Arabs can sit around here? So more LGBTQ mutants can harass children? To defend this feminist dystopia? Seriously what the f--- is going through their heads that makes them think European men are ready to pick up Guns to defend this s-------

Anonymous 03/13/25(Thu)18:26:08 No.705245726 1703201596893.png 1.44 MB PNG >Dev A: Our next character will be a woman from France, what should be one of her main characteristics? >Dev B: Give her a huge ass. >Dev A: Brilliant.

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Settings Mobile Home Anonymous (ID: dnOrB8tl) 03/14/25(Fri)19:31:31 No.500474970 665 KB PNG >This was considered liberal in 2019

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>> Anonymous 01/23/25(Thu)22:52:06 No. 147234608 >>147234639 The Funniest part about Drawn together is that the Indian jokes are in complete good taste and the worst they go is that "these people are very nice and welcoming to a fault" https://youtu.be/Or-3CJz4pmk?si=FoCtCUr4x0qDA6ic [Embed] Its even funnier when nothingburger activists decided that was too offensive a stereotype leaving every one to throw that clean wholesome perception out the window and with that gone brought the barbaric s--- fetishist stereotype to the forefront of everyones attention. Like there's a joke with an Indian pizza guy and spanky takes a s--- on the pizza and he just is grossed out. Apu and Nigerian scammers literally carried the back of Indians for the 2000s. Anonymous 01/23/25(Thu)22:56:08 No.147234639 >>147234608 (OP) # Apu was to desis as Speedy Gonzales was to Latinos. Realistic, relatable, and not racist. Then a one-trick comedian no one has heard from before or since pulls the race card and tries to equate Apu to a minstrel show. F--- that guy and f--- the Simpsons.

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: Anonymous my nan s---- everywhere 265 KB PNG 01/23/25(Thu)17:50:05 No.80149487 recently my family moved into my nans house due to financial struggles >leaves an unflushed logs, often no paper on top, so she doesnt even wipe her ass?? >gets s--- on the actual TP roll, down the side so the entire roll is ruined >s--- all over seat, the flush buttons, handrails and doorknobs how do you even s--- on your hands? is she grabbing a log out of her diaper? >have seen her s---, not wash hands, then immedielty go into the fridge and pantry >when she does wash hands she leaves s--- all over the soap and sink >s---- in the shower and just leaves it on the floor >leaves piss from her room all the way to the toilet like a f------ snail trail >entire house smells like piss because of her dirty laundry basket this kind innocent woman i loved and respected has turned into a s--- smearing goblin we are moving out soon and putting her in a home, these last few months have been utterly disgusting 5 Replies View Thread

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also goes for the namibian baking forums in general | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/23/25(Thu)18:34:59 No.147232134 >>147231957 (OP) >trusting /co/ first mistake

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Night of the long executive orders | /r/Greentext

WHITE MEN WARE BRORISTS Anonymous (ID: but4a/SE >work for fish and wildlife bureau >be Belongingness Coordinator 01/23/25(Thu)17:40:13 No.495205925 >travel to field offices to give lectures on how to spot and address microaggressions >just out of school so I only make 80k >and it sucks having to fly all over the country >but it's worth it knowing I'm making the workplace safer for minorities >ffwd to jan 20 >Trump f------ fires me for no f------ reason >wake up ppl its literally Germany 1933

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Anon gets their dna tested | /r/Greentext

44 KB JPG >Be 19 >Bought ancestrydna test for my mother, father and I >Turns out my father isn't my real dad >I show him the results and since he's old af he doesn't get it >I was his only child >Since he's refusing to understand I am forced to explain it to him >He immediately leaves my mom and tells me he's going to go on a hunting trip to get his mind off these things >Find out weeks later he shot himself out there

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None can resist Chad. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 73 KB JPG 01/23/25(Thu)10:33:15 No.930372356 I got cucked twice by the same guy >Be me 28m >Gf I dated since HS was stolen from me 8 years ago >Tried dating a few more times after >All relationships failed >Give up on dating >End up finding a fwb >Been hooking up the past 5 years >Fwb ends up befriending the same guy who stole my gf 8 years ago >Ever since she befriended him she's been interacting with me less n less >We used to hook up every other week >Now we've haven't had sex in 2 mouths >We used to have daily conversations >Now I'll be Lucky to get a few 1 to 2 word replies from her >It's safe to assume it's because of him I wanna flee to the furthest state possible from this guy to start fresh. But unfortunately I have a child from one of the previously failed relationships I mentioned anchoring me down.

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Board /int/ - International Anonymous Most Retarded Travel experienc(...) Settings Mobile Home 01/21/25(Tue)14:07:07 No.206986409 NORF. East 205 KB PNG >Be me >Book holiday in Australia >Book a rental car too >I have driven in foreign countries on the right hand side many times >All you have to do is think about it >The left side of the road should be more to the left than the right side >Works like a charm >No problems driving in Europe and the states. >Driving in Australia should be piss easey! >Drive on the same side of the road as I do. >FFW to my Australia trip >Collect rental car >Drive out of the car park >Foreign DrivingLogic.exe >Crash into oncoming truck immediately Turns out that I was on the wrong side of the road.

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190 KB JPG Anonymous (ID: 4sTveBSh 01/21/25(Tue)10:49:20 No.494940678 13 saturday night express 1024.jpg 46 KB JPG well you can tell by the quality i post i'm an indian, i lie the most the street is loud, the sun is warm been s------- here since i was born now it's alright, it's okay you may look the other way but you get down and hold my hand and we become one with the land liftin up your shirt and you're squattin in the dirt with me a---- life, a---- life streets are designated for a needful defecatin' and we're takin' a five, for a---- life sar, sar, sar, sar, a---- life, a---- life. jai, jai, jai, shri, a---- li-i-i-i-i-i-ife ⠀ Anonymous (ID: 20hNW2ng

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Is this normal behavior? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)00:36:17 No.41862604 AJARKone.twitter 1737101627386078.jpg 1.27 MB JPG A-ANON YOU KNOW I LIKE THIS HOODIE... W-WHY WOULD I TAKE IT O-OFF...? >Be NEETmare >There's an alien in town >Big news, he became a public property for every mare to enjoy >Maybe she could give him a visit >That she will finally stop being a virgin >And maybe he will cuddle her >But there's so much Stacies Glitterhoooves f------ him >How could he even notice her >But there's also a lot of pretty "ugly" mares g----------- with him >Maybe it isn't that bad, he's an alien after all >Maybe he just likes mare p---- that much >Maybe she could even bathe together with him before the main course >He seems to be a very gentle guy

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Anonymous (ID: rcEmtL+i) Fun Fact 01/23/25(Thu)10:43:26 No.495162041 1.84 MB PNG Peter griffin has punched 2 fascists. sage (ID: Mnplspsu) >Fact Fun fact: Peter Griffin is not real. Anonymous (ID: FOPfkp2b) 01/23/25(Thu)10:43:29 No.495162220 01/23/25(Thu)10:45:30 No.495162046

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Chud doesn't believe in global warming | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 34 01/22/25(Wed)12:48:27 No.17449155 >tries to force the global warming hoax on americans >rightfully loses I thank God daily that this retard never entered office, it would have destroyed America 1011 KB JPG : Anonymous >>17449155 (OP) # 01/22/25(Wed)13:03:06 No.17449172 It's not a hoax. It causes Hollywood fires. >>17449175 # >>17449246 # >>17449258 # Anonymous >>17449172 # 01/22/25(Wed)13:05:00 No.17449175 those hills have been known to have wildfires going back thousands of years, global warming may make such fires. more common but it isn't solely responsible for that

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Cap African America is able to block the Hulk? Who was paid to write this? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed) 09:39:25 No.208081445 > $600M budget Anonymous DEI 1737340270570.jpg 799 KB JPG 01/22/25(Wed)09:40:30 No.208081464

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File: House.jpg (267 KB, 964x543) THE SORTING CEREMONY The Sorting Hat will take your choice into account when sorting into your house. J H Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)19:56:01 No.700636898 >>700636958 >>700637023 >>700637072 >>700637097 >>700637409 >>700637459 >>700637468 >>700637527 >>700637554 >>700637635 >>700637787 >>700637796 >>700637819 >>700637931 >>700638895 >>700638936 >>700638983 >>700639868 >>700642441 >>700643113 >>700645340 >>700645581 >>700645946 >>700646224 >>700646267 >>700653018 >>700653424 >>700655903 >>700656125 >>700656295 >>700656483 >>700659260 >>700659721 >>700662160 >>700662559 >>700664150 >>700664627 >>700665368 >>700667748 >>700667910 >>700668178 >>700668369 >>700669785 >>700671925 >>700672205 >>700672226 >>700673257 >>700673662 >>700673690 >>700673750 >>700673850 >>700673880 >>700674367 >>700675229 >>700676176 >>700676307 >>700679452 >>700679652 >>700682378>>700682869 >>700687468 >>700687542 >>700689362 >>700690442 >>700690456 >>700691027 >>700695581 >>700695716 >>700695749 >>700696752 >>700696767 >>700696775 >>700696815 >>700705101 >>700706090 >>700706689 >>700711496 >>700711525 >>700714219 >>700715350 >>700718526 >>700719415 >>700720664 >>700722601 >>700722631 What house did you pick Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)19:57:51 No.700636958 >>700637370 >>700648074 >>700651896 >>700675148 >>700675364 >>>700689078 >>700636898 (OP) The best house. Ravenloft. Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)20:00:37 No.700637065 >>700637354 >>700672040 >>700681694 >>700700089 >>700706765 >picking your house >not the hat picking it for you not real harry potter Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)20:06:50 No.700637312 >>700713835 >pick house >browse common room >hardly anything is interactable >messages from teachers/friends are just video calls, your owl doesn't even bring them >the mc has zero back story or even parents so you can't even get howlers >eventually even getting sorted doesn't matter in the slightest what a huge disappointment >> Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)23:30:08 No.700646169 >MALE

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