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: Anonymous TIM 48 KB JPG : Anonymous >>80184959 (OP) # 01/27/25(Mon)17:50:37 No.80184959 >"I'll never get a gf, I live with my parents and play videogames and live in filth" >Didn't become a millionaire streamer. guess you f----- up 01/27/25(Mon) 17:52:09 No.80184970 Even as a millionaire he's still a loser >>80184980 # >>80186169 # : Anonymous 81 KB JPG 01/27/25(Mon) 17:53:20 No.80184980 >>80184970 # >Even as a millionaire he's still a loser And girls come into his room in cosplay.
: Anonymous TIM 48 KB JPG : Anonymous >>80184959 (OP) # 01/27/25(Mon)17:50:37 No.80184959 >"I'll never get a gf, I live with my parents and play videogames and live in filth" >Didn't become a millionaire streamer. guess you f----- up 01/27/25(Mon) 17:52:09 No.80184970 Even as a millionaire he's still a loser >>80184980 # >>80186169 # : Anonymous 81 KB JPG 01/27/25(Mon) 17:53:20 No.80184980 >>80184970 # >Even as a millionaire he's still a loser And girls come into his room in cosplay.

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My town is run by a tribe of homeless people Anonymous (ID: 9615mNla) 09/06/20(Sun)09:44:55 No.276224173 I'm not kidding. there's a feral family that has been homeless here since the Civil War (them and there offspring all chose to be homeless), and they have hundreds of offspring who collectively managed to get each other jobs at the municipal bureaucracy. And apparently 20% of the taxpayer money here is being funneled directly towards their "Elder", an 108 old blind, illiterate man who lives in the sewers. If you complain about this in public, they will find out and make you disappear. So most people go on about their lives. How do I fix this?
My town is run by a tribe of homeless people Anonymous (ID: 9615mNla) 09/06/20(Sun)09:44:55 No.276224173 I'm not kidding. there's a feral family that has been homeless here since the Civil War (them and there offspring all chose to be homeless), and they have hundreds of offspring who collectively managed to get each other jobs at the municipal bureaucracy. And apparently 20% of the taxpayer money here is being funneled directly towards their "Elder", an 108 old blind, illiterate man who lives in the sewers. If you complain about this in public, they will find out and make you disappear. So most people go on about their lives. How do I fix this?

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Anonymous (ID: FdfTRU+x 01/27/25(Mon)09:44:38 No.495568450 I have decided to become a millennial comic artist. My original characters are: QUIRK CHUNGUS MAN CHILD -lacks all personality and -fails to realize she has already become her mother BIG ED -some dogs are doggos, some are puppers -missed out on being a w---- quirk chungus.jpg 65 KB JPG will; this has, in AG turn, become his VARS entire personality -his own existence is okay with him somehow CHILD REPLACEMENT Remember when almost every amerimutt couple in 2018 was so doped up on goyslop that they looked like this?
Anonymous (ID: FdfTRU+x 01/27/25(Mon)09:44:38 No.495568450 I have decided to become a millennial comic artist. My original characters are: QUIRK CHUNGUS MAN CHILD -lacks all personality and -fails to realize she has already become her mother BIG ED -some dogs are doggos, some are puppers -missed out on being a w---- quirk chungus.jpg 65 KB JPG will; this has, in AG turn, become his VARS entire personality -his own existence is okay with him somehow CHILD REPLACEMENT Remember when almost every amerimutt couple in 2018 was so doped up on goyslop that they looked like this?

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Anon represents his country | /r/Greentext

File: frog_posting.jpg (96 KB, 900x900) Guess i like men now Anonymous 01/28/25(Tue)13:05:39 No.80195789 >Be me >listen to audio book >its voiced by Stefan Kaminski >So its a man reading it >the way he voices the girls sounds really hot to me So thats it right, i'm gay now https://voca.ro/1jvDgbZsF02s s----- recording and its in german but what ever >> Anonymous 01/28/25(Tue)13:15:51 No.80195834 ► >>80195789 (OP) most normal german fetish
File: frog_posting.jpg (96 KB, 900x900) Guess i like men now Anonymous 01/28/25(Tue)13:05:39 No.80195789 >Be me >listen to audio book >its voiced by Stefan Kaminski >So its a man reading it >the way he voices the girls sounds really hot to me So thats it right, i'm gay now https://voca.ro/1jvDgbZsF02s s----- recording and its in german but what ever >> Anonymous 01/28/25(Tue)13:15:51 No.80195834 ► >>80195789 (OP) most normal german fetish

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Anon opens up | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous BOG NEWS 48 KB JPG 01/27/25(Mon)16:51:17 No.80188619 >Talk about my feelings and emotions for the first time in years >Expected my friend to tell me to f--- off >He actually listened Is he gay?
: Anonymous BOG NEWS 48 KB JPG 01/27/25(Mon)16:51:17 No.80188619 >Talk about my feelings and emotions for the first time in years >Expected my friend to tell me to f--- off >He actually listened Is he gay?

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All hail our Lord, God and Saviour Hatsune Miku | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/03/23(Tue)19:37:53 No.74942969 >watch news >hatsune miku >go on youtube >hatsune miku >go on reddit >hatsune miku 2.04 MB PNG >go on 4chan >hatsune miku What kind of psyop even is this? Why are all the wealthiest and most powerful organisations in the world all working in unison to promote Hatsune f------ Miku?
Anonymous 10/03/23(Tue)19:37:53 No.74942969 >watch news >hatsune miku >go on youtube >hatsune miku >go on reddit >hatsune miku 2.04 MB PNG >go on 4chan >hatsune miku What kind of psyop even is this? Why are all the wealthiest and most powerful organisations in the world all working in unison to promote Hatsune f------ Miku?

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Gay AF Thrones | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 41 KB JPG >>24134608 # Anonymous >>24133392 # 01/24/25(Fri)02:33:39 No.24134069 Renly preferred to stick his c--- up Loras' hairy crusty aids infested butthole when he had beautiful virgin Margaery in his bed 01/24/25(Fri)04:34:58 No.24134172 house of maritime traders. most infamous member is Long John Silvers, who turned to piratry >>24133640 # an offshoot of Daynes perhaps a bastard line, they plot and await their eventual usurpation of Starfall, as bastards are treacherous by nature (t.Catelyn) Anonymous 01/24/25(Fri)05:01:45 No.24134184 >King Robert groaned and growled beneath him like a constipated fat man straining to s---. >GO FIND THE A------ STRETCHER 330 KB PNG >>24134337 # >>24136378 #
Anonymous 41 KB JPG >>24134608 # Anonymous >>24133392 # 01/24/25(Fri)02:33:39 No.24134069 Renly preferred to stick his c--- up Loras' hairy crusty aids infested butthole when he had beautiful virgin Margaery in his bed 01/24/25(Fri)04:34:58 No.24134172 house of maritime traders. most infamous member is Long John Silvers, who turned to piratry >>24133640 # an offshoot of Daynes perhaps a bastard line, they plot and await their eventual usurpation of Starfall, as bastards are treacherous by nature (t.Catelyn) Anonymous 01/24/25(Fri)05:01:45 No.24134184 >King Robert groaned and growled beneath him like a constipated fat man straining to s---. >GO FIND THE A------ STRETCHER 330 KB PNG >>24134337 # >>24136378 #

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Pocket monsters | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/26/25(Sun)14:31:35 No.701285273 PokeMov file.png 1.78 MB PNG >largest media franchise of all time >entirely based around video games >not a single one of them is good How did they do it?
Anonymous 01/26/25(Sun)14:31:35 No.701285273 PokeMov file.png 1.78 MB PNG >largest media franchise of all time >entirely based around video games >not a single one of them is good How did they do it?

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Anon wants a safe space | /r/Greentext

*sex joke* ⑧ u/internet_purist THE P--- IS P--- THE P--- IS P--- THE P--- IS P--- ④ u/hilarity_enjoyer P--- u/cum_sucker 10^100 1 trillion p---------- Four (4) Anonymous 01/27/25(Mon) 15:50:02 No.930563437 >Open 4chan Biggest onlyfans t--- ad followed by 999999999999 p--- threads >Open Youtube ADS of a w---- spreading her vagina >Opens Reddit Ad for gooners and weebs about a f------ spider game ffs >Open Twitch Its just naked women in hottubs >Opens Instagram Algorithm pushing plastic sluts left and right >Open Twitter Everyone is promoting their p--- clips >Open Discord GC is filled with pedos and gooners >Open Facebook as a last resort Big pages getting hacked and they share breastfeedinv videos in the story section >Try and watch a movie It has the most useless 5 minutes sex scene Im tired, there is no helping us No fap bros keep fighting
*sex joke* ⑧ u/internet_purist THE P--- IS P--- THE P--- IS P--- THE P--- IS P--- ④ u/hilarity_enjoyer P--- u/cum_sucker 10^100 1 trillion p---------- Four (4) Anonymous 01/27/25(Mon) 15:50:02 No.930563437 >Open 4chan Biggest onlyfans t--- ad followed by 999999999999 p--- threads >Open Youtube ADS of a w---- spreading her vagina >Opens Reddit Ad for gooners and weebs about a f------ spider game ffs >Open Twitch Its just naked women in hottubs >Opens Instagram Algorithm pushing plastic sluts left and right >Open Twitter Everyone is promoting their p--- clips >Open Discord GC is filled with pedos and gooners >Open Facebook as a last resort Big pages getting hacked and they share breastfeedinv videos in the story section >Try and watch a movie It has the most useless 5 minutes sex scene Im tired, there is no helping us No fap bros keep fighting

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The tale of the fardballs | /r/Greentext

Anonymous how do i survive this is span Motan O 529 KB JPG >no greentexts 01/27/25(Mon)21:20:58 No.930562186 >be me >redditfag >be left economically but also racist >r/shitposting deletes any memes about anyone but whites >find r/Fardballsland >not every meme is a repost >actual humans post there >and finally memes about pajeets, asians, blacks and whites >freespeech.png >have a source for good memes, racist memes, good reaction images and like-minded people >sub gets banned for spreading hate >every replacement gets banned >see post about it getting banned >redditfags in the comments are racist against whites >none of them get banned or even deleted /b/tards what the f--- do i do? I cant use 4chin because either its just p--- or s----- conspiracy posts, no memes or real engangement. Twitter is a f------ fake news circlejerk and I am not using that. Is there any subreddit I can use without getting aids from those cucks?
Anonymous how do i survive this is span Motan O 529 KB JPG >no greentexts 01/27/25(Mon)21:20:58 No.930562186 >be me >redditfag >be left economically but also racist >r/shitposting deletes any memes about anyone but whites >find r/Fardballsland >not every meme is a repost >actual humans post there >and finally memes about pajeets, asians, blacks and whites >freespeech.png >have a source for good memes, racist memes, good reaction images and like-minded people >sub gets banned for spreading hate >every replacement gets banned >see post about it getting banned >redditfags in the comments are racist against whites >none of them get banned or even deleted /b/tards what the f--- do i do? I cant use 4chin because either its just p--- or s----- conspiracy posts, no memes or real engangement. Twitter is a f------ fake news circlejerk and I am not using that. Is there any subreddit I can use without getting aids from those cucks?

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Anon Needs Help | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 106 KB JPG 01/27/25(Mon)04:03:40 No.80184246 >be me >at the bottom of the f------ barrel >to the point of researching suicide methods daily >i want to die but painlessly >wear everyone I know out by constantly bitching to them >try the therapy meme >do a ton of researching >find a psychological trauma specialized therapist >on guard at first >seems to go decently well >finally lay out everything wrong >anon, I don't know how to help you >i'm sorry but, you need someone more qualified than me >have you considered you may have been too open These f------ are charlatans and professional gaslighters. It isn't even worth it as a last ditch effort. I wish I f------ killed myself without trying these retards. All I got out of this was a C-PTSD diagnosis. Anonymous 01/27/25(Mon)04:10:45 No.80184294 Want me to kill you OP? We can even be friends for a little while first so you can have a good time and I'll make sure to kill you quick and painless, one second you'll be here and the next you'll be gone and you won't even realize it happened >>80184371 #
Anonymous 106 KB JPG 01/27/25(Mon)04:03:40 No.80184246 >be me >at the bottom of the f------ barrel >to the point of researching suicide methods daily >i want to die but painlessly >wear everyone I know out by constantly bitching to them >try the therapy meme >do a ton of researching >find a psychological trauma specialized therapist >on guard at first >seems to go decently well >finally lay out everything wrong >anon, I don't know how to help you >i'm sorry but, you need someone more qualified than me >have you considered you may have been too open These f------ are charlatans and professional gaslighters. It isn't even worth it as a last ditch effort. I wish I f------ killed myself without trying these retards. All I got out of this was a C-PTSD diagnosis. Anonymous 01/27/25(Mon)04:10:45 No.80184294 Want me to kill you OP? We can even be friends for a little while first so you can have a good time and I'll make sure to kill you quick and painless, one second you'll be here and the next you'll be gone and you won't even realize it happened >>80184371 #

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Anon didn't know | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 58 KB JPG 06/24/18(Sun)20:09:39 No.772457537 >be 12 >find out about p--- >adult p--- is gross >want to see p--- of people my age >google "12 year old p---" >not many videos coming up >click on one and a popup comes up saying i've been arrested and must pay 500$ >find out that underage p--- is very illegal >freak out and cry for 3 hours bc im going to spend life in jail
Anonymous 58 KB JPG 06/24/18(Sun)20:09:39 No.772457537 >be 12 >find out about p--- >adult p--- is gross >want to see p--- of people my age >google "12 year old p---" >not many videos coming up >click on one and a popup comes up saying i've been arrested and must pay 500$ >find out that underage p--- is very illegal >freak out and cry for 3 hours bc im going to spend life in jail

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Anon doesn't like Muse | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/25/25(Sat) 15:30:47 No.125267796 Radiohead Muse 437.jpg 97 KB JPG why did millennials love Muse so much? they were as big as Radiohead in the 2000s/2010s and now they're not even in the top 1,000 on Spotify Anonymous 01/25/25(Sat)15:46:00 No.125267967 >Radiogay fans still seething about Muse chads Rent free
Anonymous 01/25/25(Sat) 15:30:47 No.125267796 Radiohead Muse 437.jpg 97 KB JPG why did millennials love Muse so much? they were as big as Radiohead in the 2000s/2010s and now they're not even in the top 1,000 on Spotify Anonymous 01/25/25(Sat)15:46:00 No.125267967 >Radiogay fans still seething about Muse chads Rent free

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Anonymous (ID: TpT7Kfpl) Her clit watching you lick a genital wart for 30 minutes 49 KB JPG 45 Replies / 5 Images 01/27/25(Mon)09:47:00 No.495583315 >f----- a tinder slut >3 months later diagnosed with hsv2, hpv, chlamydia, and throat ghonorrhea Should i kill myself? I have warts on my d--- and anus now and recurring herpes outbreaks everywhere and my breath smells like s--- from the ghonorrhea View Thread
Anonymous (ID: TpT7Kfpl) Her clit watching you lick a genital wart for 30 minutes 49 KB JPG 45 Replies / 5 Images 01/27/25(Mon)09:47:00 No.495583315 >f----- a tinder slut >3 months later diagnosed with hsv2, hpv, chlamydia, and throat ghonorrhea Should i kill myself? I have warts on my d--- and anus now and recurring herpes outbreaks everywhere and my breath smells like s--- from the ghonorrhea View Thread

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Anon is sadder and wiser | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: Avnkis08 ) False R--- Accusation 593 KB JPG 01/27/25(Mon)07:35:02 No.49557226 >be brother >go to university on scholarship to become a cyber security something >has sex with girl at party apparently high on ecstasy >a week later claims he r---- her because she was high he had no idea and she according to the police report didn't tell him she was high but it was still according to her because she wasn't in the right state of mind >police dropped the case immediately >brother loses all his friends and becomes a social pariah overnight >brother gets the s--- beat out of him twice to the point of needing to go to the hospital >brother loses scholarship and goes to local college and they kick him out of that too because of the accusation >brother works retail for a few years and tries to go into a trade but apparently they can see it on your criminal history even if the police never took the case >brother works retail for a few years then quits and neets >w---- who ruined his life ODed on heroin at some point and her family is now fishing for sympathy and money on Facebook TLDR lying w---- ruined my brothers life How are people just ok with this? That w---- ruined my brother life for no reason and everyone did everything to play along with her victim fantasy. 15 Replies / 2 Images View Thread
: Anonymous (ID: Avnkis08 ) False R--- Accusation 593 KB JPG 01/27/25(Mon)07:35:02 No.49557226 >be brother >go to university on scholarship to become a cyber security something >has sex with girl at party apparently high on ecstasy >a week later claims he r---- her because she was high he had no idea and she according to the police report didn't tell him she was high but it was still according to her because she wasn't in the right state of mind >police dropped the case immediately >brother loses all his friends and becomes a social pariah overnight >brother gets the s--- beat out of him twice to the point of needing to go to the hospital >brother loses scholarship and goes to local college and they kick him out of that too because of the accusation >brother works retail for a few years and tries to go into a trade but apparently they can see it on your criminal history even if the police never took the case >brother works retail for a few years then quits and neets >w---- who ruined his life ODed on heroin at some point and her family is now fishing for sympathy and money on Facebook TLDR lying w---- ruined my brothers life How are people just ok with this? That w---- ruined my brother life for no reason and everyone did everything to play along with her victim fantasy. 15 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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Last min effort is the best effort | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 58 KB PNG >do it in 2 hours 11/01/18(Thu)20:30:36 No.49047062 >Have a whole week to do an assignment >Wait until the last 4 hours >have panic attack and total meltdown because 4 hours isn't enough to do it >have to try >get 95% on the assignment >one week to do assignment >wait until the last 2 hours
: Anonymous 58 KB PNG >do it in 2 hours 11/01/18(Thu)20:30:36 No.49047062 >Have a whole week to do an assignment >Wait until the last 4 hours >have panic attack and total meltdown because 4 hours isn't enough to do it >have to try >get 95% on the assignment >one week to do assignment >wait until the last 2 hours

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