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Anonymous 106 KB JPG 01/27/25(Mon)04:03:40 No.80184246 >be me >at the bottom of the f------ barrel >to the point of researching suicide methods daily >i want to die but painlessly >wear everyone I know out by constantly bitching to them >try the therapy meme >do a ton of researching >find a psychological trauma specialized therapist >on guard at first >seems to go decently well >finally lay out everything wrong >anon, I don't know how to help you >i'm sorry but, you need someone more qualified than me >have you considered you may have been too open These f------ are charlatans and professional gaslighters. It isn't even worth it as a last ditch effort. I wish I f------ killed myself without trying these retards. All I got out of this was a C-PTSD diagnosis. Anonymous 01/27/25(Mon)04:10:45 No.80184294 Want me to kill you OP? We can even be friends for a little while first so you can have a good time and I'll make sure to kill you quick and painless, one second you'll be here and the next you'll be gone and you won't even realize it happened >>80184371 #

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Anonymous (ID: GIVKOHDY ) 305 KB JPG 03/15/25(Sat) 16:21:44 No.500528669 >get told all my life that my culture is bad >I have to feel guilty for a war I never participated in >my country gets flooded with Sand Monkeys and N------ to the point my own small town is unrecognizable >trannies and f------ are parading everywhere >if you speak out against anything of this you will get labeled a far right extremist and shunned >suddenly some Russian on the East is knocking on the door of the EU >American in the West is backing him >both stand for the same values I share >Euroleaders realize that their little liberal project is threatened >now after everything they did to us they have the guts to ask young European men to be ready to defend their homes Seriously why tf would I fight for this s-------? So more privileged Arabs can sit around here? So more LGBTQ mutants can harass children? To defend this feminist dystopia? Seriously what the f--- is going through their heads that makes them think European men are ready to pick up Guns to defend this s-------

Anonymous 03/13/25(Thu)18:26:08 No.705245726 1703201596893.png 1.44 MB PNG >Dev A: Our next character will be a woman from France, what should be one of her main characteristics? >Dev B: Give her a huge ass. >Dev A: Brilliant.

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Settings Mobile Home Anonymous (ID: dnOrB8tl) 03/14/25(Fri)19:31:31 No.500474970 665 KB PNG >This was considered liberal in 2019

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Anonymous 58 KB JPG 06/24/18(Sun)20:09:39 No.772457537 >be 12 >find out about p--- >adult p--- is gross >want to see p--- of people my age >google "12 year old p---" >not many videos coming up >click on one and a popup comes up saying i've been arrested and must pay 500$ >find out that underage p--- is very illegal >freak out and cry for 3 hours bc im going to spend life in jail

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Anonymous 01/25/25(Sat) 15:30:47 No.125267796 Radiohead Muse 437.jpg 97 KB JPG why did millennials love Muse so much? they were as big as Radiohead in the 2000s/2010s and now they're not even in the top 1,000 on Spotify Anonymous 01/25/25(Sat)15:46:00 No.125267967 >Radiogay fans still seething about Muse chads Rent free

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Anonymous (ID: TpT7Kfpl) Her clit watching you lick a genital wart for 30 minutes 49 KB JPG 45 Replies / 5 Images 01/27/25(Mon)09:47:00 No.495583315 >f----- a tinder slut >3 months later diagnosed with hsv2, hpv, chlamydia, and throat ghonorrhea Should i kill myself? I have warts on my d--- and anus now and recurring herpes outbreaks everywhere and my breath smells like s--- from the ghonorrhea View Thread

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: Anonymous (ID: Avnkis08 ) False R--- Accusation 593 KB JPG 01/27/25(Mon)07:35:02 No.49557226 >be brother >go to university on scholarship to become a cyber security something >has sex with girl at party apparently high on ecstasy >a week later claims he r---- her because she was high he had no idea and she according to the police report didn't tell him she was high but it was still according to her because she wasn't in the right state of mind >police dropped the case immediately >brother loses all his friends and becomes a social pariah overnight >brother gets the s--- beat out of him twice to the point of needing to go to the hospital >brother loses scholarship and goes to local college and they kick him out of that too because of the accusation >brother works retail for a few years and tries to go into a trade but apparently they can see it on your criminal history even if the police never took the case >brother works retail for a few years then quits and neets >w---- who ruined his life ODed on heroin at some point and her family is now fishing for sympathy and money on Facebook TLDR lying w---- ruined my brothers life How are people just ok with this? That w---- ruined my brother life for no reason and everyone did everything to play along with her victim fantasy. 15 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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: Anonymous 58 KB PNG >do it in 2 hours 11/01/18(Thu)20:30:36 No.49047062 >Have a whole week to do an assignment >Wait until the last 4 hours >have panic attack and total meltdown because 4 hours isn't enough to do it >have to try >get 95% on the assignment >one week to do assignment >wait until the last 2 hours

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Anonymous 01/27/25(Mon)03:12:44 No.207168365 YOU WOULD REALLY WORK TWO JOBS SO ISPEND MY TIME HOMESCHOOLING OUR KIDS? YES. 1.22 MB JPG I was talking to this "Christian" girl from Canada, and she was acting all traditional, said she wants 5 kids and to be a stay-at- home mom. I brought up body count, and she came clean (which I actually respect). She said she lost her virginity at 14 and had sex with a lot of guys in her teens because her parents were atheists and never taught her chastity. I said I cannot accept that in partner, and then she went off about how I'm probably an incel, small penis, etc. Is this just universal female behavior? To put up an act of femininity and then show your true colors of aggression when the guy isn't manipulated? Anonymous 01/27/25(Mon)03:14:38 No.207168396 >>207168365 (OP) # Considering you came here to cry about it she's probably right. >>207168418 # >>207168454 # >>207168461 # >>207168523 # >>207168587 # >>207168619 # >>207168663 # >>207169215 # >>207169267 # >>207169314 # >>207169423 # >>207169554 # >>207169587 # >>207169666 # >>207169734 # >>207169787 # >>207169810 # >>207170914 # >>207171355 # >>207171442 # >>207171806 # >>207171894 # >>207174703 # >>207174744 # >>207177285 # >>207179318 # >>207179389 # >>207179418 # : Anonymous 01/27/25(Mon)03:14:57 No.207168402 >>207168365 (OP) # >manipulated You just said she came clean.

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Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: nfHxJ12G) ▼ Settings Mobile Home 01/27/25(Mon)06:57:55 No.495558488 DEATH 40m less people. Seriously, I live in a tiny country that could do with AUSTRALIA 511 KB PNG Why do countries with swaths of available land like Australia and Canada choose to import jeets who s--- all over the country?

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: Anonymous Wicked Steer 01/27/25(Mon) 11:47:47 No.930545413 Please be patient I have autism 9 KB JPG >be me in a hot country >Driving test under 41°C (314F) >the school director called the engineer on a day-off from another state >he brings 36 participants >i get a call while loading cement to a truck and have to take the bike to get there Killmyself.png >test starts and it takes 2 hours for my turn > drive 100 meters in a straight line but have to park it in a tight spot Fk fk fk >Did it but forgot to wear the belt GG >Engineer puts his sunglasses and SIGHS I see red mark on my name and says see you next month, Out of 36 only 2 passed and they acted like sluts to pass bcz the f------ director had the brilliant idea to have a driving test under 41°C

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: Anonymous >Male enemy dies 01/13/25(Mon) 18:54:13 No.700088437 1410159248.jpg 24 KB JPG >Makes loud horrible groan >Female enemy dies >Makes soft sexual moan Anonymous 01/13/25(Mon) 18:55:48 No.700088567 ok >>700088891 # Anonymous >OP dies 01/13/25(Mon) 18:55:55 No.700088575 >d--- sucking and c-- slurping sfx

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Anonymous 01/25/25(Sat)05:27:09 No.208150995 692 KB PNG >No, no, no, you gotta listen to the way people talk. >You don't say "affirmative" or some s--- like that, you say "based." >If someone comes off to you with an attitude, you say "cringe." >And if you wanna shine them on, it's "meds." >If someone gets upset, you say, "cope."

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Anonymous 106 KB JPG 01/27/25(Mon)04:03:40 No.80184246 >be me >at the bottom of the f------ barrel >to the point of researching suicide methods daily >i want to die but painlessly >wear everyone I know out by constantly bitching to them >try the therapy meme >do a ton of researching >find a psychological trauma specialized therapist >on guard at first >seems to go decently well >finally lay out everything wrong >anon, I don't know how to help you >i'm sorry but, you need someone more qualified than me >have you considered you may have been too open These f------ are charlatans and professional gaslighters. It isn't even worth it as a last ditch effort. I wish I f------ killed myself without trying these retards. All I got out of this was a C-PTSD diagnosis. Anonymous 01/27/25(Mon)04:10:45 No.80184294 Want me to kill you OP? We can even be friends for a little while first so you can have a good time and I'll make sure to kill you quick and painless, one second you'll be here and the next you'll be gone and you won't even realize it happened >>80184371 #

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