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: Anonymous (ID: Avnkis08 ) False R--- Accusation 593 KB JPG 01/27/25(Mon)07:35:02 No.49557226 >be brother >go to university on scholarship to become a cyber security something >has sex with girl at party apparently high on ecstasy >a week later claims he r---- her because she was high he had no idea and she according to the police report didn't tell him she was high but it was still according to her because she wasn't in the right state of mind >police dropped the case immediately >brother loses all his friends and becomes a social pariah overnight >brother gets the s--- beat out of him twice to the point of needing to go to the hospital >brother loses scholarship and goes to local college and they kick him out of that too because of the accusation >brother works retail for a few years and tries to go into a trade but apparently they can see it on your criminal history even if the police never took the case >brother works retail for a few years then quits and neets >w---- who ruined his life ODed on heroin at some point and her family is now fishing for sympathy and money on Facebook TLDR lying w---- ruined my brothers life How are people just ok with this? That w---- ruined my brother life for no reason and everyone did everything to play along with her victim fantasy. 15 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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Anonymous (ID: GIVKOHDY ) 305 KB JPG 03/15/25(Sat) 16:21:44 No.500528669 >get told all my life that my culture is bad >I have to feel guilty for a war I never participated in >my country gets flooded with Sand Monkeys and N------ to the point my own small town is unrecognizable >trannies and f------ are parading everywhere >if you speak out against anything of this you will get labeled a far right extremist and shunned >suddenly some Russian on the East is knocking on the door of the EU >American in the West is backing him >both stand for the same values I share >Euroleaders realize that their little liberal project is threatened >now after everything they did to us they have the guts to ask young European men to be ready to defend their homes Seriously why tf would I fight for this s-------? So more privileged Arabs can sit around here? So more LGBTQ mutants can harass children? To defend this feminist dystopia? Seriously what the f--- is going through their heads that makes them think European men are ready to pick up Guns to defend this s-------

Anonymous 03/13/25(Thu)18:26:08 No.705245726 1703201596893.png 1.44 MB PNG >Dev A: Our next character will be a woman from France, what should be one of her main characteristics? >Dev B: Give her a huge ass. >Dev A: Brilliant.

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Settings Mobile Home Anonymous (ID: dnOrB8tl) 03/14/25(Fri)19:31:31 No.500474970 665 KB PNG >This was considered liberal in 2019

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: Anonymous 58 KB PNG >do it in 2 hours 11/01/18(Thu)20:30:36 No.49047062 >Have a whole week to do an assignment >Wait until the last 4 hours >have panic attack and total meltdown because 4 hours isn't enough to do it >have to try >get 95% on the assignment >one week to do assignment >wait until the last 2 hours

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Anon is insecure about his lacking ability to please womem | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/27/25(Mon)03:12:44 No.207168365 YOU WOULD REALLY WORK TWO JOBS SO ISPEND MY TIME HOMESCHOOLING OUR KIDS? YES. 1.22 MB JPG I was talking to this "Christian" girl from Canada, and she was acting all traditional, said she wants 5 kids and to be a stay-at- home mom. I brought up body count, and she came clean (which I actually respect). She said she lost her virginity at 14 and had sex with a lot of guys in her teens because her parents were atheists and never taught her chastity. I said I cannot accept that in partner, and then she went off about how I'm probably an incel, small penis, etc. Is this just universal female behavior? To put up an act of femininity and then show your true colors of aggression when the guy isn't manipulated? Anonymous 01/27/25(Mon)03:14:38 No.207168396 >>207168365 (OP) # Considering you came here to cry about it she's probably right. >>207168418 # >>207168454 # >>207168461 # >>207168523 # >>207168587 # >>207168619 # >>207168663 # >>207169215 # >>207169267 # >>207169314 # >>207169423 # >>207169554 # >>207169587 # >>207169666 # >>207169734 # >>207169787 # >>207169810 # >>207170914 # >>207171355 # >>207171442 # >>207171806 # >>207171894 # >>207174703 # >>207174744 # >>207177285 # >>207179318 # >>207179389 # >>207179418 # : Anonymous 01/27/25(Mon)03:14:57 No.207168402 >>207168365 (OP) # >manipulated You just said she came clean.

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Anon wants to move to Australia | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: nfHxJ12G) ▼ Settings Mobile Home 01/27/25(Mon)06:57:55 No.495558488 DEATH 40m less people. Seriously, I live in a tiny country that could do with AUSTRALIA 511 KB PNG Why do countries with swaths of available land like Australia and Canada choose to import jeets who s--- all over the country?

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: Anonymous Wicked Steer 01/27/25(Mon) 11:47:47 No.930545413 Please be patient I have autism 9 KB JPG >be me in a hot country >Driving test under 41°C (314F) >the school director called the engineer on a day-off from another state >he brings 36 participants >i get a call while loading cement to a truck and have to take the bike to get there Killmyself.png >test starts and it takes 2 hours for my turn > drive 100 meters in a straight line but have to park it in a tight spot Fk fk fk >Did it but forgot to wear the belt GG >Engineer puts his sunglasses and SIGHS I see red mark on my name and says see you next month, Out of 36 only 2 passed and they acted like sluts to pass bcz the f------ director had the brilliant idea to have a driving test under 41°C

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: Anonymous 06/23/19(Sun)07:07:59 No.802961509 20190623_080514.jpg 1.53 MB JPG I'm about to give myself a root canal/filling. I have no dental training. But the pain is more than I can bare. Ask me anything. I'm scared guys.

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Anonymous 01/26/25(Sun)16:55:38 No.147257553 >"Coach, I've got AIDS" VERS 92 KB JPG Anonymous 01/26/25(Sun)17:04:17 No.147257645 >>147257553 (OP) # >GET HIM OUTTA HERE, HES GOT AIDS 3.17 MB PNG >>147258672 # >>147258741 # >>147262598 # >>147268668 # >>147270104 # Anonymous 571 KB PNG 01/26/25(Sun)18:25:06 No. 147258672 >>147257645 # >This is supposed to be an imageboard, but I think these posters need a little education about the HIV virus >>147258735 # >>147259396 # >>147259998 # >>147261311 #

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: Anonymous >Male enemy dies 01/13/25(Mon) 18:54:13 No.700088437 1410159248.jpg 24 KB JPG >Makes loud horrible groan >Female enemy dies >Makes soft sexual moan Anonymous 01/13/25(Mon) 18:55:48 No.700088567 ok >>700088891 # Anonymous >OP dies 01/13/25(Mon) 18:55:55 No.700088575 >d--- sucking and c-- slurping sfx

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Anonymous 01/25/25(Sat)05:27:09 No.208150995 692 KB PNG >No, no, no, you gotta listen to the way people talk. >You don't say "affirmative" or some s--- like that, you say "based." >If someone comes off to you with an attitude, you say "cringe." >And if you wanna shine them on, it's "meds." >If someone gets upset, you say, "cope."

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Anonymous (ID: 3w4Muq6+ 01/26/25(Sun)22:31:28 No.495455055 What does Australia Day Mean To You? >Australia Day means citizenship ceremonies for Chinese and Indian workers. It means lowering the cost of labour to turn our working conditions into Chinese gulag >It means going to the park to see a family of 20+ indians trash the place while blaring their snake charming noise. >It means overpriced supermarkets putting some flags on s--- to get you to forget they are ripping you off. >It means ignoring how most of the whites have been replaced because they all became addicted to heroin or ice >It means boomers having 10+ houses and the only wealth being intergenerational >It means their kids having a pointless degree or a phd in dance therapy because all the spots in uni have been filled with international students >It means running an entire false economy to prop up selling gas and iron ore for nothing What does Australia Day Mean To You?

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Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: MfO1zf05 57 KB PNG >Be european ▼Settings Mobile Home 01/26/25(Sun)18:09:03 No.495508830 >Take the train for free to the farmers market to buy government sponsered organic soymilk >Ride bike on bicycle highway to work >Work for 1 minute >have 2 hour break >Work for another minute >clock out and enjoy 42 weeks of paid vacation >Take train for free to hospital >Receive free healthcare >Take train for free to college >Become a doctor for free >Go pay some taxes because I love paying taxes >Go on social media >See a car >w-- is that? >Fly Ukraine flag >Take the train for free back home >Use free electricity to watch eurovision >Dont complain about anything >Migrant delivers my macha milk Its funny how liberals and conservatives think we live like this.

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Anonymous 12/15/24(Sun)10:23:22 No.697372507 149_.jpg 33 KB JPG >Start having fun playing a game >Realize I'm 31 with no wife or kids and no job >Game is no longer fun Anonymous 12/15/24(Sun)10:25:23 No.697372593 >Start having fun playing a game >Realize I'm 31 with no wife or kids and no job >"Oh boy I get to play this game all night!" 80 KB JPG >>697374028 # >>697374591 # >>697375023 # >>697379734 # >>697382240 # >>697383223 # >>697384149 # >>697384560 # >>697384732 # >>697385573 # >>697385974 #

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Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: DVA3aXxJ ) ▼Settings Mobile Home 01/26/25(Sun)10:11:14 No.495467672 Know The Warning Signs Of A Far Right Extremist 1) Easily fooled online. 2) Poor grammar and English vocabulary. 3) Hasn't read a book since High School. 4) Resorts to logical fallacies/name calling. 5) Little to no understanding of economics. 120 KB JPG Have you read any books lately, /pol/? Anonymous (ID: 4a4MRTkn ) I read several last month. 01/26/25(Sun)10:13:24 No.495467826

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: Anonymous (ID: Avnkis08 ) False R--- Accusation 593 KB JPG 01/27/25(Mon)07:35:02 No.49557226 >be brother >go to university on scholarship to become a cyber security something >has sex with girl at party apparently high on ecstasy >a week later claims he r---- her because she was high he had no idea and she according to the police report didn't tell him she was high but it was still according to her because she wasn't in the right state of mind >police dropped the case immediately >brother loses all his friends and becomes a social pariah overnight >brother gets the s--- beat out of him twice to the point of needing to go to the hospital >brother loses scholarship and goes to local college and they kick him out of that too because of the accusation >brother works retail for a few years and tries to go into a trade but apparently they can see it on your criminal history even if the police never took the case >brother works retail for a few years then quits and neets >w---- who ruined his life ODed on heroin at some point and her family is now fishing for sympathy and money on Facebook TLDR lying w---- ruined my brothers life How are people just ok with this? That w---- ruined my brother life for no reason and everyone did everything to play along with her victim fantasy. 15 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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