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Anonymous PEPE 16 KB JPG 11/29/23(Wed)16:53:15 No.75583364 >be me >playing vidya on a Sunday night >phone rings, it's mom >anon, do you know what powered the initial versions of the F-104 Starfighter? >huh.jpg >uh, the general electric J79 fed by two radially mounted half shock cone intakes. why are you asking? >hear a muffled cheer in the background >turns out my parents were playing a trivia night and used me as their lifeline >mfw being an aviation nerd won my parents 10 grand
Anonymous PEPE 16 KB JPG 11/29/23(Wed)16:53:15 No.75583364 >be me >playing vidya on a Sunday night >phone rings, it's mom >anon, do you know what powered the initial versions of the F-104 Starfighter? >huh.jpg >uh, the general electric J79 fed by two radially mounted half shock cone intakes. why are you asking? >hear a muffled cheer in the background >turns out my parents were playing a trivia night and used me as their lifeline >mfw being an aviation nerd won my parents 10 grand

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Anonymous THEA SCF Tokyo Police Department, 9th Unit. A mobile investigation team that fights crimes using re Once they are dispatched, the whole area is engulfed in They are known among people as "The Scramble Vice". 12/14/24(Sat)20:15:32 No.697345086 LE CE SEB YOU SCRAMBLE VICE 138 KB PNG >developer-sama are you sure this will help sell our mecha game? >...mechs?
Anonymous THEA SCF Tokyo Police Department, 9th Unit. A mobile investigation team that fights crimes using re Once they are dispatched, the whole area is engulfed in They are known among people as "The Scramble Vice". 12/14/24(Sat)20:15:32 No.697345086 LE CE SEB YOU SCRAMBLE VICE 138 KB PNG >developer-sama are you sure this will help sell our mecha game? >...mechs?

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Anon gets dumped | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 88 KB GIF >be me 12/14/24(Sat)20:47:52 No.928657710 >Get wisdom teeth out >Put on pain killers, develope tick >Start blurting out random words >Usually random s--- that's loosely related to what I'm doing but not directly what I'm thinking or what I am thinking at all >F------ my gf >Blurt out C-- f----- >She freaks the f--- out and tells me to leave >Calls me a f----- and breaks up with me
Anonymous 88 KB GIF >be me 12/14/24(Sat)20:47:52 No.928657710 >Get wisdom teeth out >Put on pain killers, develope tick >Start blurting out random words >Usually random s--- that's loosely related to what I'm doing but not directly what I'm thinking or what I am thinking at all >F------ my gf >Blurt out C-- f----- >She freaks the f--- out and tells me to leave >Calls me a f----- and breaks up with me

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Anons brother goes through a breakup | /r/Greentext

9 KB JPG >lil bro goes through his first break up >lil bro "wants to" start lifting >lil bro starts roiding because he doesn't want to wait >visit him on an evening to see how he's doing >he spends hours at the gym talking to half naked dudes about lifting >fantasizes about being a pro despite having spent little over three months in the gym >goes on omegle with a skin tight tank top trying to get mires >goes nuclear on random people when they're not impressed by his body >he posts 20 stories on instagram everday, all lifting >all he ever watches is random tards deadlifting with titles like "when you remember HER midset" I lost him bros didn't I?
9 KB JPG >lil bro goes through his first break up >lil bro "wants to" start lifting >lil bro starts roiding because he doesn't want to wait >visit him on an evening to see how he's doing >he spends hours at the gym talking to half naked dudes about lifting >fantasizes about being a pro despite having spent little over three months in the gym >goes on omegle with a skin tight tank top trying to get mires >goes nuclear on random people when they're not impressed by his body >he posts 20 stories on instagram everday, all lifting >all he ever watches is random tards deadlifting with titles like "when you remember HER midset" I lost him bros didn't I?

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Anon struggles at work | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 327 KB PNG shuttle 12/09/24(Mon)22:12:01 No.928443790 > be me, just graduated college, poor af > apply for job as space station janitor > get the job > commute in every morning from Earth > one day boss rings before I get the > "don't come in today, 'they' are visiting" > whatever, a day off is a day off > go into work the next day > find all researchers dead > 'they' have taken over > I start cleaning up, one of 'them' approaches me > mindlinks into me telling me my services are no longer required > see out of the corner of my eye 'they've' hired one of 'them' as janitor > get home later that day > call from mom > "how did you manage to screw up another job?" I don't think boomers are actually capable of understanding how tough the modern job market is. Anonymous >>928443790 (OP) # 12/09/24(Mon)22:14:48 No.928443909 Did you ever jerk of in zero g?
Anonymous 327 KB PNG shuttle 12/09/24(Mon)22:12:01 No.928443790 > be me, just graduated college, poor af > apply for job as space station janitor > get the job > commute in every morning from Earth > one day boss rings before I get the > "don't come in today, 'they' are visiting" > whatever, a day off is a day off > go into work the next day > find all researchers dead > 'they' have taken over > I start cleaning up, one of 'them' approaches me > mindlinks into me telling me my services are no longer required > see out of the corner of my eye 'they've' hired one of 'them' as janitor > get home later that day > call from mom > "how did you manage to screw up another job?" I don't think boomers are actually capable of understanding how tough the modern job market is. Anonymous >>928443790 (OP) # 12/09/24(Mon)22:14:48 No.928443909 Did you ever jerk of in zero g?

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Anon is para | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 38 KB JPG >be me 12/14/24(Sat) 15:21:43 No.928643976 >Calling Amazon customer support >This call may be listened to " >Hang up because my privacy is important to me >Realize technically all calls are listened to and don't have full set of information >Call back >"This call may be listened to and recorded for quality assurance >Hang up because my privacy is important to me
: Anonymous 38 KB JPG >be me 12/14/24(Sat) 15:21:43 No.928643976 >Calling Amazon customer support >This call may be listened to " >Hang up because my privacy is important to me >Realize technically all calls are listened to and don't have full set of information >Call back >"This call may be listened to and recorded for quality assurance >Hang up because my privacy is important to me

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Anon hates modern music | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/14/24(Sat) 15:01:25 No.124793897 The state of current music/cvltvre in one pic >the larp >the fakery >the attempt to 'organically' launch a new manufactured look and vibe based on some pastiche of authentic s--- from the past >hair plugs and 'hello, fellow youngsters' look
Anonymous 12/14/24(Sat) 15:01:25 No.124793897 The state of current music/cvltvre in one pic >the larp >the fakery >the attempt to 'organically' launch a new manufactured look and vibe based on some pastiche of authentic s--- from the past >hair plugs and 'hello, fellow youngsters' look

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So thats why youre gay Anon, yeah? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >>79754473 # 12/15/24(Sun)02:51:13 No.79754661 >be polite and obdient to women >instantly turn them off >be aggressive and cruel to women >they fall in love with you >>79754719 #
: Anonymous >>79754473 # 12/15/24(Sun)02:51:13 No.79754661 >be polite and obdient to women >instantly turn them off >be aggressive and cruel to women >they fall in love with you >>79754719 #

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Can we get a new CEO for Sony already? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/14/24(Sat)05:38:16 No.697258982 GOT24ulWsAAV4-H.jpg 61 KB JPG >Playstation division is losing more money than their movie division >Sony president Hiroki Totoki basically sending a message to western divisions by shutting down Firewalk Studios and gutting Bungie warning them that he's not f------ around >This probably Naughty Dog's final hurrah >This is the last thing people will remember before Naughty Dog finally gets shut down
Anonymous 12/14/24(Sat)05:38:16 No.697258982 GOT24ulWsAAV4-H.jpg 61 KB JPG >Playstation division is losing more money than their movie division >Sony president Hiroki Totoki basically sending a message to western divisions by shutting down Firewalk Studios and gutting Bungie warning them that he's not f------ around >This probably Naughty Dog's final hurrah >This is the last thing people will remember before Naughty Dog finally gets shut down

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Harry Potter isn't even that ugly jfc | /r/Greentext

⠀ Anonymous 12/14/24(Sat)22:45:35 No.79752947 'Dangerous' teen jailed for assaulting two girls after they called him Harry Potter A TEENAGER who stabbed a girl in the face and smashed another's head against a fence because they called him Harry Potter has been jailed. 1734185642453483.png 308 KB PNG >Try to flirt with incel to save him from his loneliness >Get brutally assaulted Your kind deserves to be alone. 51 Replies/7 Images View Thread
⠀ Anonymous 12/14/24(Sat)22:45:35 No.79752947 'Dangerous' teen jailed for assaulting two girls after they called him Harry Potter A TEENAGER who stabbed a girl in the face and smashed another's head against a fence because they called him Harry Potter has been jailed. 1734185642453483.png 308 KB PNG >Try to flirt with incel to save him from his loneliness >Get brutally assaulted Your kind deserves to be alone. 51 Replies/7 Images View Thread

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anon wonders why westerns hate money | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Western vs Eastern Devs 12/13/24(Fri)23:57:08 No.697230069 |游戏科学 GAME SCIENCE 世界品质,中国故事 SQUARE ENIX SHIFT UP CAPCOM® UBISOFT BETHESDA GAME STUDIOS NAUGHTY DOG BioWare™ cap.jpg 368 KB JPG This is the age we live now Will this game flop?
Anonymous Western vs Eastern Devs 12/13/24(Fri)23:57:08 No.697230069 |游戏科学 GAME SCIENCE 世界品质,中国故事 SQUARE ENIX SHIFT UP CAPCOM® UBISOFT BETHESDA GAME STUDIOS NAUGHTY DOG BioWare™ cap.jpg 368 KB JPG This is the age we live now Will this game flop?

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Anon looks for mature love | /r/Greentext

e: IMG_1093.jpg (260 KB, 655x668) >be me >live off inheritance from dead woman relative >money running out, need more >brainwave.exe >need new old woman to leave me money >create accounts on cougarlife, silversingles and cobwebcunts >immediately get ten desperate responses from wrinkled faced oxygen wasters >on one she is in front of a large house >use google image search to locate address >propertyshark gives me her name and says house worth $2million >she has open facebook profile, probably in her 60s >looks lonely Target acquired. Just a few years of pounding shriveled vaginis then im set for life. Enjoy the rat race wagies.
e: IMG_1093.jpg (260 KB, 655x668) >be me >live off inheritance from dead woman relative >money running out, need more >brainwave.exe >need new old woman to leave me money >create accounts on cougarlife, silversingles and cobwebcunts >immediately get ten desperate responses from wrinkled faced oxygen wasters >on one she is in front of a large house >use google image search to locate address >propertyshark gives me her name and says house worth $2million >she has open facebook profile, probably in her 60s >looks lonely Target acquired. Just a few years of pounding shriveled vaginis then im set for life. Enjoy the rat race wagies.

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Many such cases | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Genki @Genki_JPN 12/13/24(Fri)22:05:33 No.697219227 Intergalactic protagonist Jordan A. Mun is played by Tati Gabrielle #Intergalactic CHO THO Last edited 5:48 am 13 Dec 2024 231.6K Views 545 Reposts 156 Quotes 8,162 Likes 446 Bookmarks 27 1730855915681130.png 300 KB PNG ☐ 446 >Real-life model looks cute >In-game model looks like an ugly freak Why are they intentionally making them look worse?
Anonymous Genki @Genki_JPN 12/13/24(Fri)22:05:33 No.697219227 Intergalactic protagonist Jordan A. Mun is played by Tati Gabrielle #Intergalactic CHO THO Last edited 5:48 am 13 Dec 2024 231.6K Views 545 Reposts 156 Quotes 8,162 Likes 446 Bookmarks 27 1730855915681130.png 300 KB PNG ☐ 446 >Real-life model looks cute >In-game model looks like an ugly freak Why are they intentionally making them look worse?

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Anon never wins at anything | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: MrgfZnjB) + Kamala defeated by finnish aut(...) €500.00 Single 11/04/24(Mon)10:22:14 No.486911661 Kamala Harris 2.50 To Win US Presidential Election 2024 Tue 5 Nov 19:00 Stake €500.00 Share To Return €1,250.00 Cash Out €500.00 the game was rigged from the start.jpg 31 KB JPG I can 100% guarantee that Trump will win the election. And it's all thanks to me. This is because I have placed a bet on Kamala. And I have never won at anything, ever. It is literally, physically impossible for me to ever win at anything. This is the fate that the universe has decreed for me. But I have figured out how to abuse this fact. By betting on whichever candidate I don't want to win, I can affect the results. I would still rather take the money than see Trump win, but know that I did this for /pol/. So when Trump wins tomorrow don't forget who to thank Anonymous (ID: G2pluL+5
Anonymous (ID: MrgfZnjB) + Kamala defeated by finnish aut(...) €500.00 Single 11/04/24(Mon)10:22:14 No.486911661 Kamala Harris 2.50 To Win US Presidential Election 2024 Tue 5 Nov 19:00 Stake €500.00 Share To Return €1,250.00 Cash Out €500.00 the game was rigged from the start.jpg 31 KB JPG I can 100% guarantee that Trump will win the election. And it's all thanks to me. This is because I have placed a bet on Kamala. And I have never won at anything, ever. It is literally, physically impossible for me to ever win at anything. This is the fate that the universe has decreed for me. But I have figured out how to abuse this fact. By betting on whichever candidate I don't want to win, I can affect the results. I would still rather take the money than see Trump win, but know that I did this for /pol/. So when Trump wins tomorrow don't forget who to thank Anonymous (ID: G2pluL+5

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Much to be Thankful For | /r/Greentext

File: Gdhv219WgAAHOtc.jfif.jpg (124 KB, 820x1024) Anonymous (ID: Iqdl+FCC) 11/29/24(Fri)20:39:18 No.489894225 >489894255 >>489894333 >>489894659 >>489894744 >>489894767 >>489894792 >>489895187 >>489895237 >>489898558 >>489898595 >>489901334 >>489901468 >>489902411 >>489902510 >>489902649 >>489902806 >Alex Soros and Huma Abedin, celebrate their first Thanksgiving together. What were they thankful for, /pol/? Anonymous (ID: z/QbJGJ) 11/29/24(Fri)20:41:35 No.489894333 ► >>489894366 >>489894377 >>489894381 >>489894225 (OP) Who took the picture? >> Anonymous (ID: gBZ8S23V 11/29/24(Fri)20:42:28 No.489894381 >>489894333 Satan. Anonymous (ID: BSKWUE2 >>489894792 >>489894225 (OP) 11/29/24(Fri)20:49:29 No.489894659 She looks old enough to be his mother Anonymous (ID: a3nV3XaP) 11/29/24(Fri)23:37:22 No.489902078 >not one >not two >three cakes >one untouched >one just a slice eaten >half of the last one untouched >and the other half looks like Freddy chopped it into peices This is the people telling you to be mad at tariffs btw. Anonymous (ID: bDxvol1p) >>489894225 (OP) 11/29/24(Fri)23:45:10 No.489902510 ► > he gets Hillary Clinton's sloppy seconds That's the mother of all icks.
File: Gdhv219WgAAHOtc.jfif.jpg (124 KB, 820x1024) Anonymous (ID: Iqdl+FCC) 11/29/24(Fri)20:39:18 No.489894225 >489894255 >>489894333 >>489894659 >>489894744 >>489894767 >>489894792 >>489895187 >>489895237 >>489898558 >>489898595 >>489901334 >>489901468 >>489902411 >>489902510 >>489902649 >>489902806 >Alex Soros and Huma Abedin, celebrate their first Thanksgiving together. What were they thankful for, /pol/? Anonymous (ID: z/QbJGJ) 11/29/24(Fri)20:41:35 No.489894333 ► >>489894366 >>489894377 >>489894381 >>489894225 (OP) Who took the picture? >> Anonymous (ID: gBZ8S23V 11/29/24(Fri)20:42:28 No.489894381 >>489894333 Satan. Anonymous (ID: BSKWUE2 >>489894792 >>489894225 (OP) 11/29/24(Fri)20:49:29 No.489894659 She looks old enough to be his mother Anonymous (ID: a3nV3XaP) 11/29/24(Fri)23:37:22 No.489902078 >not one >not two >three cakes >one untouched >one just a slice eaten >half of the last one untouched >and the other half looks like Freddy chopped it into peices This is the people telling you to be mad at tariffs btw. Anonymous (ID: bDxvol1p) >>489894225 (OP) 11/29/24(Fri)23:45:10 No.489902510 ► > he gets Hillary Clinton's sloppy seconds That's the mother of all icks.

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Anonymous 20 KB PNG sissy 09/06/20(Sun)08:46:03 No.835533371 >Be me >mommy's 4.18878298151267387e+27 pound gassy good boy >get bored with playing with my waifu compainions once in a while >decide to hurl a rock at younger > I, am the fifth of bitch mommy's nine >rock hits sissy.exe >I reeeee with joy and start bombarding the other siblings with rocks as well >no one does anything because I am too big and gassy to handle >mfw View Thread
Anonymous 20 KB PNG sissy 09/06/20(Sun)08:46:03 No.835533371 >Be me >mommy's 4.18878298151267387e+27 pound gassy good boy >get bored with playing with my waifu compainions once in a while >decide to hurl a rock at younger > I, am the fifth of bitch mommy's nine >rock hits sissy.exe >I reeeee with joy and start bombarding the other siblings with rocks as well >no one does anything because I am too big and gassy to handle >mfw View Thread

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