⠀ Anonymous 12/14/24(Sat)22:45:35 No.79752947 'Dangerous' teen jailed for assaulting two girls after they called him Harry Potter A TEENAGER who stabbed a girl in the face and smashed another's head against a fence because they called him Harry Potter has been jailed. 1734185642453483.png 308 KB PNG >Try to flirt with incel to save him from his loneliness >Get brutally assaulted Your kind deserves to be alone. 51 Replies/7 Images View Thread

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Anonymous Genki @Genki_JPN 12/13/24(Fri)22:05:33 No.697219227 Intergalactic protagonist Jordan A. Mun is played by Tati Gabrielle #Intergalactic CHO THO Last edited 5:48 am 13 Dec 2024 231.6K Views 545 Reposts 156 Quotes 8,162 Likes 446 Bookmarks 27 1730855915681130.png 300 KB PNG ☐ 446 >Real-life model looks cute >In-game model looks like an ugly freak Why are they intentionally making them look worse?

: Anonymous 2006 12/13/24(Fri)07:55:06 No.697189329 GRANT SEQUEL OFFICIAL TRAILER hq720 (1).jpg 67 KB JPG >Okami Sequel >Gears of War E-Day bringing back series' roots >Rumors of remasters of both Oblivion and Twilight Princess The world yearns for 2006

File: Gepn_CrXUAAuihv.jpg (31 KB, 580x606) ☐ Anonymous 12/13/24(Fri)17:50:16 No.697148784 >>697149702 >>697149768 >>697149850 >>697151395 >Astrobot GOTY >Naughty Dog reveals another future masterpiece Sony f------ won ☐ Anonymous 12/13/24(Fri)17:53:28 No.697149054 >>697148784 (OP) >lost another game to PC >>697149054 >>697149618 >>697149828 1 game and I don't know why doesn't matter how many studios | buy Anonymous 12/13/24(Fri)17:59:55 No.697149618 >>697149803 >>697148784 (OP) What's with Naughty dog and raging lesbians? ☐ Anonymous 12/13/24(Fri)18:00:53 No.697149702 >>697148784 (OP). Neil has some really f------ awful taste in women h-------- ☐ Anonymous 12/13/24(Fri)18:01:39 No.697149768 ► >>697148784 (OP) She(?) looks like she regularly stars in facialabuse to get back at her dad. ☐ Anonymous 12/13/24(Fri)18:02:21 No.697149828 ► >>697149054 They actually lost 2. TLOU2 and FF7 Rebirth. ☐ Anonymous 12/13/24(Fri)18:02:39 No.697149850 ► >>697148784 (OP) isn't that the goblino from that one school shooting >> ☐ Anonymous 12/13/24(Fri)18:21:39 No.697151395 ► File: 1731101899231.png (551 KB, 690x726) +100.ESG -1000 ESG >>697148784 (OP) Sony won those DEI funds and nothing else

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Anonymous Western vs Eastern Devs 12/13/24(Fri)23:57:08 No.697230069 |游戏科学 GAME SCIENCE 世界品质,中国故事 SQUARE ENIX SHIFT UP CAPCOM® UBISOFT BETHESDA GAME STUDIOS NAUGHTY DOG BioWare™ cap.jpg 368 KB JPG This is the age we live now Will this game flop?

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Anonymous Genki @Genki_JPN 12/13/24(Fri)22:05:33 No.697219227 Intergalactic protagonist Jordan A. Mun is played by Tati Gabrielle #Intergalactic CHO THO Last edited 5:48 am 13 Dec 2024 231.6K Views 545 Reposts 156 Quotes 8,162 Likes 446 Bookmarks 27 1730855915681130.png 300 KB PNG ☐ 446 >Real-life model looks cute >In-game model looks like an ugly freak Why are they intentionally making them look worse?

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Anonymous (ID: MrgfZnjB) + Kamala defeated by finnish aut(...) €500.00 Single 11/04/24(Mon)10:22:14 No.486911661 Kamala Harris 2.50 To Win US Presidential Election 2024 Tue 5 Nov 19:00 Stake €500.00 Share To Return €1,250.00 Cash Out €500.00 the game was rigged from the start.jpg 31 KB JPG I can 100% guarantee that Trump will win the election. And it's all thanks to me. This is because I have placed a bet on Kamala. And I have never won at anything, ever. It is literally, physically impossible for me to ever win at anything. This is the fate that the universe has decreed for me. But I have figured out how to abuse this fact. By betting on whichever candidate I don't want to win, I can affect the results. I would still rather take the money than see Trump win, but know that I did this for /pol/. So when Trump wins tomorrow don't forget who to thank Anonymous (ID: G2pluL+5

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File: Gdhv219WgAAHOtc.jfif.jpg (124 KB, 820x1024) Anonymous (ID: Iqdl+FCC) 11/29/24(Fri)20:39:18 No.489894225 >489894255 >>489894333 >>489894659 >>489894744 >>489894767 >>489894792 >>489895187 >>489895237 >>489898558 >>489898595 >>489901334 >>489901468 >>489902411 >>489902510 >>489902649 >>489902806 >Alex Soros and Huma Abedin, celebrate their first Thanksgiving together. What were they thankful for, /pol/? Anonymous (ID: z/QbJGJ) 11/29/24(Fri)20:41:35 No.489894333 ► >>489894366 >>489894377 >>489894381 >>489894225 (OP) Who took the picture? >> Anonymous (ID: gBZ8S23V 11/29/24(Fri)20:42:28 No.489894381 >>489894333 Satan. Anonymous (ID: BSKWUE2 >>489894792 >>489894225 (OP) 11/29/24(Fri)20:49:29 No.489894659 She looks old enough to be his mother Anonymous (ID: a3nV3XaP) 11/29/24(Fri)23:37:22 No.489902078 >not one >not two >three cakes >one untouched >one just a slice eaten >half of the last one untouched >and the other half looks like Freddy chopped it into peices This is the people telling you to be mad at tariffs btw. Anonymous (ID: bDxvol1p) >>489894225 (OP) 11/29/24(Fri)23:45:10 No.489902510 ► > he gets Hillary Clinton's sloppy seconds That's the mother of all icks.

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: Anonymous 12/13/24(Fri)15:23:37 No.16511416 05/01/2007 04:37 1522110979349.png 397 KB PNG >>16510730 # >third iteration of a proposed pathfinder study >third iteration >of a proposal >for a STUDY >not a rocket >just a study about the logistics of possibly maybe potentially eventually tentatively hypothetically building one My deepest apologies to anyone who has to deal with being European.

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Anonymous 12/04/24(Wed) 18:15:14 No.206672668 file.png 2.93 MB PNG >Wants to unite all races and industrialize the dying, outdated and obsolete middle earth >He's the bad guy because he cares more about people than about trees How is he bad again?

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File: IMG_5699.png (75 KB, 340x495) The Moment you realized your childhood was over Anonymous 12/13/24(Fri)03:15:49 No.79740352 ►>>79740541 >>79740633 >>79740833 >>79740929 >>79740953 >be me >15 >wake up >middle of the night >feel really sick >probably mix of too much matten herrn (lower saxonys very own halloween, kys if you call it matten meeren) candy and beer >puke all over the bathroom >wake up my mom to tell her what happend >she looks at me confused and says ok clean it up >think to myself w--.jpeg this never happend before >clean the bathroom for the next 3 hours >still have to go to school in the morning And this was the moment i've realized that i have to take care of myself and that i wasn't a child anymore Pic unrelated ■ Anonymous 12/13/24(Fri)03:44:28 No.79740541 ► >>79740352 (OP) it's not that you aren't execused or treated as a child, it's that adults should still talk unchalantly about their day and get to be the grown up version of their child self, if your parents indicate you can't do that or are repulsed they are mentally ill retards. ■ Anonymous 12/13/24(Fri)03:58:08 No.79740633 ► >>79740352 (OP) My parents still take care of me. If that were my situation I wouldn't be going to school. Anonymous 12/13/24(Fri)04:24:32 No.79740833 ►>>79740871 >>79740352 (OP) this is what separates neurotypicals from autists like me. normal kids become men the moment they start high school. Anonymous 12/13/24(Fri)04:29:58 No.79740871 ► >>79740833 Why do they grow up so fast some f----- kid used to mess with me used to ask me when did my childhood end. I didn't know what the f--- he meant. Anonymous 12/13/24(Fri)04:36:26 No.79740929 ► >>79740352 (OP). mairo maro luigi ceo Anonymous 12/13/24(Fri)04:40:07 No.79740953 ► >>79740352 (OP) i think your parents just arent very nice, whenever someone in my family is sick we all help take care of them

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: Anonymous 2006 12/13/24(Fri)07:55:06 No.697189329 GRANT SEQUEL OFFICIAL TRAILER hq720 (1).jpg 67 KB JPG >Okami Sequel >Gears of War E-Day bringing back series' roots >Rumors of remasters of both Oblivion and Twilight Princess The world yearns for 2006

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Anonymous CNA WHEN YOUR SON IS 40 AND HAS AUTISM- AND YOU'RE GETTING ON IN AGE cha 12/11/24(Wed) 20:28:03 No.79725188 NEETbros, what are your plans after your parents die? 116 KB JPG : Anonymous >>79725188 (OP) # 12/11/24(Wed) 20:40:18 No.79725274 >acquire a paid off house >get part time night shift job to pay for food and utilities >drive a cheap reliable japanese car that doesn't need much upkeep I don't give a f--- about starting a family or traveling so I really don't see why this wouldn't work.

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⠀ Anonymous 12/14/24(Sat)22:45:35 No.79752947 'Dangerous' teen jailed for assaulting two girls after they called him Harry Potter A TEENAGER who stabbed a girl in the face and smashed another's head against a fence because they called him Harry Potter has been jailed. 1734185642453483.png 308 KB PNG >Try to flirt with incel to save him from his loneliness >Get brutally assaulted Your kind deserves to be alone. 51 Replies/7 Images View Thread

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