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Anonymous 327 KB PNG shuttle 12/09/24(Mon)22:12:01 No.928443790 > be me, just graduated college, poor af > apply for job as space station janitor > get the job > commute in every morning from Earth > one day boss rings before I get the > "don't come in today, 'they' are visiting" > whatever, a day off is a day off > go into work the next day > find all researchers dead > 'they' have taken over > I start cleaning up, one of 'them' approaches me > mindlinks into me telling me my services are no longer required > see out of the corner of my eye 'they've' hired one of 'them' as janitor > get home later that day > call from mom > "how did you manage to screw up another job?" I don't think boomers are actually capable of understanding how tough the modern job market is. Anonymous >>928443790 (OP) # 12/09/24(Mon)22:14:48 No.928443909 Did you ever jerk of in zero g?

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Anonymous Western vs Eastern Devs 12/13/24(Fri)23:57:08 No.697230069 |游戏科学 GAME SCIENCE 世界品质,中国故事 SQUARE ENIX SHIFT UP CAPCOM® UBISOFT BETHESDA GAME STUDIOS NAUGHTY DOG BioWare™ cap.jpg 368 KB JPG This is the age we live now Will this game flop?

Anonymous Genki @Genki_JPN 12/13/24(Fri)22:05:33 No.697219227 Intergalactic protagonist Jordan A. Mun is played by Tati Gabrielle #Intergalactic CHO THO Last edited 5:48 am 13 Dec 2024 231.6K Views 545 Reposts 156 Quotes 8,162 Likes 446 Bookmarks 27 1730855915681130.png 300 KB PNG ☐ 446 >Real-life model looks cute >In-game model looks like an ugly freak Why are they intentionally making them look worse?

: Anonymous 2006 12/13/24(Fri)07:55:06 No.697189329 GRANT SEQUEL OFFICIAL TRAILER hq720 (1).jpg 67 KB JPG >Okami Sequel >Gears of War E-Day bringing back series' roots >Rumors of remasters of both Oblivion and Twilight Princess The world yearns for 2006

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: Anonymous 38 KB JPG >be me 12/14/24(Sat) 15:21:43 No.928643976 >Calling Amazon customer support >This call may be listened to " >Hang up because my privacy is important to me >Realize technically all calls are listened to and don't have full set of information >Call back >"This call may be listened to and recorded for quality assurance >Hang up because my privacy is important to me

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Anonymous 12/14/24(Sat) 15:01:25 No.124793897 The state of current music/cvltvre in one pic >the larp >the fakery >the attempt to 'organically' launch a new manufactured look and vibe based on some pastiche of authentic s--- from the past >hair plugs and 'hello, fellow youngsters' look

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: Anonymous >>79754473 # 12/15/24(Sun)02:51:13 No.79754661 >be polite and obdient to women >instantly turn them off >be aggressive and cruel to women >they fall in love with you >>79754719 #

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Anonymous 12/14/24(Sat)05:38:16 No.697258982 GOT24ulWsAAV4-H.jpg 61 KB JPG >Playstation division is losing more money than their movie division >Sony president Hiroki Totoki basically sending a message to western divisions by shutting down Firewalk Studios and gutting Bungie warning them that he's not f------ around >This probably Naughty Dog's final hurrah >This is the last thing people will remember before Naughty Dog finally gets shut down

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⠀ Anonymous 12/14/24(Sat)22:45:35 No.79752947 'Dangerous' teen jailed for assaulting two girls after they called him Harry Potter A TEENAGER who stabbed a girl in the face and smashed another's head against a fence because they called him Harry Potter has been jailed. 1734185642453483.png 308 KB PNG >Try to flirt with incel to save him from his loneliness >Get brutally assaulted Your kind deserves to be alone. 51 Replies/7 Images View Thread

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Anonymous Western vs Eastern Devs 12/13/24(Fri)23:57:08 No.697230069 |游戏科学 GAME SCIENCE 世界品质,中国故事 SQUARE ENIX SHIFT UP CAPCOM® UBISOFT BETHESDA GAME STUDIOS NAUGHTY DOG BioWare™ cap.jpg 368 KB JPG This is the age we live now Will this game flop?

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Anonymous Genki @Genki_JPN 12/13/24(Fri)22:05:33 No.697219227 Intergalactic protagonist Jordan A. Mun is played by Tati Gabrielle #Intergalactic CHO THO Last edited 5:48 am 13 Dec 2024 231.6K Views 545 Reposts 156 Quotes 8,162 Likes 446 Bookmarks 27 1730855915681130.png 300 KB PNG ☐ 446 >Real-life model looks cute >In-game model looks like an ugly freak Why are they intentionally making them look worse?

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Anonymous (ID: MrgfZnjB) + Kamala defeated by finnish aut(...) €500.00 Single 11/04/24(Mon)10:22:14 No.486911661 Kamala Harris 2.50 To Win US Presidential Election 2024 Tue 5 Nov 19:00 Stake €500.00 Share To Return €1,250.00 Cash Out €500.00 the game was rigged from the start.jpg 31 KB JPG I can 100% guarantee that Trump will win the election. And it's all thanks to me. This is because I have placed a bet on Kamala. And I have never won at anything, ever. It is literally, physically impossible for me to ever win at anything. This is the fate that the universe has decreed for me. But I have figured out how to abuse this fact. By betting on whichever candidate I don't want to win, I can affect the results. I would still rather take the money than see Trump win, but know that I did this for /pol/. So when Trump wins tomorrow don't forget who to thank Anonymous (ID: G2pluL+5

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File: Gdhv219WgAAHOtc.jfif.jpg (124 KB, 820x1024) Anonymous (ID: Iqdl+FCC) 11/29/24(Fri)20:39:18 No.489894225 >489894255 >>489894333 >>489894659 >>489894744 >>489894767 >>489894792 >>489895187 >>489895237 >>489898558 >>489898595 >>489901334 >>489901468 >>489902411 >>489902510 >>489902649 >>489902806 >Alex Soros and Huma Abedin, celebrate their first Thanksgiving together. What were they thankful for, /pol/? Anonymous (ID: z/QbJGJ) 11/29/24(Fri)20:41:35 No.489894333 ► >>489894366 >>489894377 >>489894381 >>489894225 (OP) Who took the picture? >> Anonymous (ID: gBZ8S23V 11/29/24(Fri)20:42:28 No.489894381 >>489894333 Satan. Anonymous (ID: BSKWUE2 >>489894792 >>489894225 (OP) 11/29/24(Fri)20:49:29 No.489894659 She looks old enough to be his mother Anonymous (ID: a3nV3XaP) 11/29/24(Fri)23:37:22 No.489902078 >not one >not two >three cakes >one untouched >one just a slice eaten >half of the last one untouched >and the other half looks like Freddy chopped it into peices This is the people telling you to be mad at tariffs btw. Anonymous (ID: bDxvol1p) >>489894225 (OP) 11/29/24(Fri)23:45:10 No.489902510 ► > he gets Hillary Clinton's sloppy seconds That's the mother of all icks.

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: Anonymous 12/13/24(Fri)15:23:37 No.16511416 05/01/2007 04:37 1522110979349.png 397 KB PNG >>16510730 # >third iteration of a proposed pathfinder study >third iteration >of a proposal >for a STUDY >not a rocket >just a study about the logistics of possibly maybe potentially eventually tentatively hypothetically building one My deepest apologies to anyone who has to deal with being European.

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Anonymous 327 KB PNG shuttle 12/09/24(Mon)22:12:01 No.928443790 > be me, just graduated college, poor af > apply for job as space station janitor > get the job > commute in every morning from Earth > one day boss rings before I get the > "don't come in today, 'they' are visiting" > whatever, a day off is a day off > go into work the next day > find all researchers dead > 'they' have taken over > I start cleaning up, one of 'them' approaches me > mindlinks into me telling me my services are no longer required > see out of the corner of my eye 'they've' hired one of 'them' as janitor > get home later that day > call from mom > "how did you manage to screw up another job?" I don't think boomers are actually capable of understanding how tough the modern job market is. Anonymous >>928443790 (OP) # 12/09/24(Mon)22:14:48 No.928443909 Did you ever jerk of in zero g?

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