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Anon goes to a cottage | /r/Greentext
![Anonymous Why are we so dense 57 KB JPG 02/09/25(Sun)11:29:41 No.32709720 it's too late to cancel >be me, 21 yo >book a cottage overlooking a lake for a romantic weekend with gf >pay in advance >we break up 7 days prior >go on a coffee with a female friend >tell her I'm going, even alone, >"I can go with you Anon, it will be fun" >"We can get weed, wine, watch standup and ejoy ourselves" > enthusiasticly agree >Trip time, we get to the cottage >cottage is superb, spacious, lake view, 2 large beds (important) >roll the first blunt, open the first wine bottle >we chat, have fun, gossip etc >later that day >start watching achmed the dead terrorist on YT >we are on her bed >she inches towards me >pushes her butt towards me more >like cats in mating season >I am overthinging af due to the weed and drinks >Does she want to do it? What if she rejects? >"Anon, get comfotable" as she looks sugestivly >Nah, im comfy currently >The night draws to an end >I go to sleep in the other bed >She is visably dissapointed, idk why... I realise a few months later](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/003/005/054/0ee.jpeg)
![Anonymous Why are we so dense 57 KB JPG 02/09/25(Sun)11:29:41 No.32709720 it's too late to cancel >be me, 21 yo >book a cottage overlooking a lake for a romantic weekend with gf >pay in advance >we break up 7 days prior >go on a coffee with a female friend >tell her I'm going, even alone, >"I can go with you Anon, it will be fun" >"We can get weed, wine, watch standup and ejoy ourselves" > enthusiasticly agree >Trip time, we get to the cottage >cottage is superb, spacious, lake view, 2 large beds (important) >roll the first blunt, open the first wine bottle >we chat, have fun, gossip etc >later that day >start watching achmed the dead terrorist on YT >we are on her bed >she inches towards me >pushes her butt towards me more >like cats in mating season >I am overthinging af due to the weed and drinks >Does she want to do it? What if she rejects? >"Anon, get comfotable" as she looks sugestivly >Nah, im comfy currently >The night draws to an end >I go to sleep in the other bed >She is visably dissapointed, idk why... I realise a few months later](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/003/005/054/0ee.jpeg)
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Anon is a smooth criminal | /r/Greentext
![Anonymous 10/05/22(Wed)18:27:49 No.886819312 3E6C028B-D423-4364-9DAA-4677BDD0301E.jpg 819 KB JPG >need to take a test >need to cheat in a way that I won't get caught >read the textbook a ton before the test and memorize it's contents They'll never catch me](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/003/004/904/b95.jpeg)
![Anonymous 10/05/22(Wed)18:27:49 No.886819312 3E6C028B-D423-4364-9DAA-4677BDD0301E.jpg 819 KB JPG >need to take a test >need to cheat in a way that I won't get caught >read the textbook a ton before the test and memorize it's contents They'll never catch me](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/003/004/904/b95.jpeg)
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Anon plays a game | /r/Greentext
![Anonymous 02/07/25(Fri)09:00:46 No.702351406 Overall, it is safer in our country - nobody will waylay you on your journey. And we treat women with greater respect and set great store by learning! Natsal Onal: I find wandless magic to be much more instinctive. Not to mention quite convenient if one is without their wand. humiliationrituals.png 1.73 MB PNG >dev inserts a black character randomly into the setting >proceeds to use them to talk down to the character >implies that western culture is inferior in some aspect >you can literally hear the dev cooming in the background as he gets a moral high off of doing this to you is there a term for this phenomenon?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/003/004/714/c4e.jpeg)
![Anonymous 02/07/25(Fri)09:00:46 No.702351406 Overall, it is safer in our country - nobody will waylay you on your journey. And we treat women with greater respect and set great store by learning! Natsal Onal: I find wandless magic to be much more instinctive. Not to mention quite convenient if one is without their wand. humiliationrituals.png 1.73 MB PNG >dev inserts a black character randomly into the setting >proceeds to use them to talk down to the character >implies that western culture is inferior in some aspect >you can literally hear the dev cooming in the background as he gets a moral high off of doing this to you is there a term for this phenomenon?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/003/004/714/c4e.jpeg)
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Anon drives | /r/Greentext
![: Anonymous 12/21/24(Sat) 20:54:58 No.207217553 >be me >finally get my driver's license >first thing I do is drive around my city at night blasting A Real Hero Has a film ever impacted your life? 247 KB PNG Anonymous 74 KB JPG : Anonymous 12/21/24(Sat)21:00:51 No.207217737 >get my license >this changes EVERYTHING! >all i do is drive mum around BECK 12/21/24(Sat)21:03:22 No.207217797 >>207217553 (OP) # I'm too retarded to get a driver's licence Loser](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/003/004/641/2af.jpeg)
![: Anonymous 12/21/24(Sat) 20:54:58 No.207217553 >be me >finally get my driver's license >first thing I do is drive around my city at night blasting A Real Hero Has a film ever impacted your life? 247 KB PNG Anonymous 74 KB JPG : Anonymous 12/21/24(Sat)21:00:51 No.207217737 >get my license >this changes EVERYTHING! >all i do is drive mum around BECK 12/21/24(Sat)21:03:22 No.207217797 >>207217553 (OP) # I'm too retarded to get a driver's licence Loser](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/003/004/641/2af.jpeg)
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Anon diagnoses women | /r/Greentext
![Anonymous (ID: fZ6DgkPT Munchausen Syndrome 02/06/25(Thu)18:23:19 No.496656793 A pattern of claimed childhood abuse and neglect is also observed among the wider population of patients who present with chronic unexplained medical complaints. Abuse and neglect are linked to the development of personality disorders, particularly the more florid and dramatic ones, such as borderline personality disorder. Such disorders are frequently comorbid with factitious disorder. Whether a unique link exists between abuse and factitious illness behavior that is independent of their mutual relation to these personality disorders is unknown. It should be noted that that patients who truly have Munchausen syndrome engage in chronic lying. Their reports of childhood abuse may be spurious, even if detailed and elaborate. This potential indicator is supported by case studies of persons who presented with various sorts of factitious victimization complaints, such as false reports of r---, stalking, battery, or sexual harassment. Given the extent of the lies and deceptions characteristic of this syndrome, the apparent strong connection between it and antisocial personality disorder is not surprising. Unlike patients with conversion disorder (eg, conversion blindness after witnessing a war atrocity), whose illness behavior is neither planned nor willful, patients with Munchausen syndrome consciously fabricate, exaggerate, or induce signs and symptoms. Like patients with conversion disorder, however, patients with Munchausen syndrome may be quite unaware of the reasons and motivations behind their pursuit of the sick role. 61CF2F0A-4784-462C-AE50-9EFEBCDB5107.jpg 722 KB JPG >Patients who truly have Munchausen syndrome engage in chronic lying. Their reports of childhood abuse may be spurious, even if detailed and elaborate. This potential indicator is supported by case studies of persons who presented with various sorts of factitious victimization complaints, such as false reports of r---, stalking, battery, or sexual harassment. Given the extent of the lies and deceptions characteristic of this syndrome, the apparent strong connection between it and antisocial personality disorder is not surprising. >Pseudologia fantastica (ie, uncontrollable lying characterized by the fantastic description of false events) >Controlling, hostile, angry, disruptive, or attention- seeking behavior Isn't it just describing women? https://emedicine.medscape.com/article/291304-clinical Anonymous (ID: 3XyrGvYm) 02/06/25(Thu)18:24:56 No.496656849 lol its all of men right now. WAAAAAH I CANT GET LAID WAAAHHHH I CANT GET A JOB 2.42 MB PNG WAAHHHH IM SO LONLEY >>496657267 # >>496657270 # Anonymous (ID: fZ6DgkPT 02/06/25(Thu)18:25:27 No.496656885 5 PROFILES OF PERPETRATOR AND VICTIM 5.1 Victim The exact prevalence of MSbP is unknown due to underdiagnosis and under- reporting. 3, 22 There is a wide age range of victims with the majority affecting children, 23 of a mean age of about 4-5years with a slight male predisposition, 4, 22, 23 Teenagers, 16, 23 adults, 22-24 elderly, 24-26 and pets27 can also be affected. Case reports are limited by the lack of standardized data and often subjected to biases; hence, a larger international study with data beyond Western countries, 23 and with greater contextual details could help clinicians to better understand the profiles of victims. 5.2 Perpetrator The typical profile of the perpetrator is young (mean age of 25-31.3years), female (97.6%-100%), married (43% -75.8%), and often the mother of the victim (76.5%- 100%). 4, 28 Many have been diagnosed with somatoform disorders, factitious disorders, or both. 29, 30 At least 75% have a comorbid personality disorder, 29, 30 including borderline, histrionic, antisocial, and anxious/dependent types, with many having a combination of these conditions. 30 Co-occurring psychiatric conditions such as depression, substance or alcohol abuse, self-harm, eating disorders, and pathological lying are also common. 29, 31 About a quarter may have comorbid learning disorders. 29 Some perpetrators may report the loss or separation of a parent at a young age. 30 A history of physical, 32 emotional, or sexual abuse was also reported by some perpetrators, 30, 31, 33 It is worth noting that all MSbP perpetrators are pathological liars. Lying is the core feature of Factitious Disorders. Some perpetrators, as part of their larger fabricated stories, may falsely report parental separation or abuse to satisfy self-serving psychological needs. 4993A61D-AB46-4520-B96D-AB196FB54C16.jpg 572 KB JPG C'mon now, how can this be real >The typical profile of the perpetrator is young (mean age of 25-31.3years), female (97.6%-100%) https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/edt. 12946](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/003/004/577/eda.jpeg)
![Anonymous (ID: fZ6DgkPT Munchausen Syndrome 02/06/25(Thu)18:23:19 No.496656793 A pattern of claimed childhood abuse and neglect is also observed among the wider population of patients who present with chronic unexplained medical complaints. Abuse and neglect are linked to the development of personality disorders, particularly the more florid and dramatic ones, such as borderline personality disorder. Such disorders are frequently comorbid with factitious disorder. Whether a unique link exists between abuse and factitious illness behavior that is independent of their mutual relation to these personality disorders is unknown. It should be noted that that patients who truly have Munchausen syndrome engage in chronic lying. Their reports of childhood abuse may be spurious, even if detailed and elaborate. This potential indicator is supported by case studies of persons who presented with various sorts of factitious victimization complaints, such as false reports of r---, stalking, battery, or sexual harassment. Given the extent of the lies and deceptions characteristic of this syndrome, the apparent strong connection between it and antisocial personality disorder is not surprising. Unlike patients with conversion disorder (eg, conversion blindness after witnessing a war atrocity), whose illness behavior is neither planned nor willful, patients with Munchausen syndrome consciously fabricate, exaggerate, or induce signs and symptoms. Like patients with conversion disorder, however, patients with Munchausen syndrome may be quite unaware of the reasons and motivations behind their pursuit of the sick role. 61CF2F0A-4784-462C-AE50-9EFEBCDB5107.jpg 722 KB JPG >Patients who truly have Munchausen syndrome engage in chronic lying. Their reports of childhood abuse may be spurious, even if detailed and elaborate. This potential indicator is supported by case studies of persons who presented with various sorts of factitious victimization complaints, such as false reports of r---, stalking, battery, or sexual harassment. Given the extent of the lies and deceptions characteristic of this syndrome, the apparent strong connection between it and antisocial personality disorder is not surprising. >Pseudologia fantastica (ie, uncontrollable lying characterized by the fantastic description of false events) >Controlling, hostile, angry, disruptive, or attention- seeking behavior Isn't it just describing women? https://emedicine.medscape.com/article/291304-clinical Anonymous (ID: 3XyrGvYm) 02/06/25(Thu)18:24:56 No.496656849 lol its all of men right now. WAAAAAH I CANT GET LAID WAAAHHHH I CANT GET A JOB 2.42 MB PNG WAAHHHH IM SO LONLEY >>496657267 # >>496657270 # Anonymous (ID: fZ6DgkPT 02/06/25(Thu)18:25:27 No.496656885 5 PROFILES OF PERPETRATOR AND VICTIM 5.1 Victim The exact prevalence of MSbP is unknown due to underdiagnosis and under- reporting. 3, 22 There is a wide age range of victims with the majority affecting children, 23 of a mean age of about 4-5years with a slight male predisposition, 4, 22, 23 Teenagers, 16, 23 adults, 22-24 elderly, 24-26 and pets27 can also be affected. Case reports are limited by the lack of standardized data and often subjected to biases; hence, a larger international study with data beyond Western countries, 23 and with greater contextual details could help clinicians to better understand the profiles of victims. 5.2 Perpetrator The typical profile of the perpetrator is young (mean age of 25-31.3years), female (97.6%-100%), married (43% -75.8%), and often the mother of the victim (76.5%- 100%). 4, 28 Many have been diagnosed with somatoform disorders, factitious disorders, or both. 29, 30 At least 75% have a comorbid personality disorder, 29, 30 including borderline, histrionic, antisocial, and anxious/dependent types, with many having a combination of these conditions. 30 Co-occurring psychiatric conditions such as depression, substance or alcohol abuse, self-harm, eating disorders, and pathological lying are also common. 29, 31 About a quarter may have comorbid learning disorders. 29 Some perpetrators may report the loss or separation of a parent at a young age. 30 A history of physical, 32 emotional, or sexual abuse was also reported by some perpetrators, 30, 31, 33 It is worth noting that all MSbP perpetrators are pathological liars. Lying is the core feature of Factitious Disorders. Some perpetrators, as part of their larger fabricated stories, may falsely report parental separation or abuse to satisfy self-serving psychological needs. 4993A61D-AB46-4520-B96D-AB196FB54C16.jpg 572 KB JPG C'mon now, how can this be real >The typical profile of the perpetrator is young (mean age of 25-31.3years), female (97.6%-100%) https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/edt. 12946](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/003/004/577/eda.jpeg)
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Anon doesn't seem to like Kingdom Come: Deliverance II | /r/Greentext
![Anonymous 02/08/25(Sat)22:43:18 No.702527326 >>702527443 >>702527474 >>702527534 >>702527575 >>702527743 >Is it in? My arse is loose as an old scabbard. >I've just made it past the crusted hair barrier, pushing into the filth-ridden depths-feels like I'm stabbing a stale meat pie with my c---. >Break that crust, like a knight shattering a rusty breastplate! >I'm through, it's in-crusty on the outside, soft on the inside. >Christ above, your c---'s stirring my guts-I need to s---. >S--- on my c---... >I'm voiding! *BRAAAAAAALPH >Bloody hell, you've shat straight into my c---! >I've downed the cursed mixture like a starving peasant slurping pottage! >I'm-f----I'm spilling! "A long, vile strand dangles from my lips, the Browned Stache in all its glory.* >I needed this. >God be with you!-I'm s-------! I'm s------- from my arse and c--- at once! >*SQUUEEEEEE-BRAAAALPH!*](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/003/004/570/b5a.png)
![Anonymous 02/08/25(Sat)22:43:18 No.702527326 >>702527443 >>702527474 >>702527534 >>702527575 >>702527743 >Is it in? My arse is loose as an old scabbard. >I've just made it past the crusted hair barrier, pushing into the filth-ridden depths-feels like I'm stabbing a stale meat pie with my c---. >Break that crust, like a knight shattering a rusty breastplate! >I'm through, it's in-crusty on the outside, soft on the inside. >Christ above, your c---'s stirring my guts-I need to s---. >S--- on my c---... >I'm voiding! *BRAAAAAAALPH >Bloody hell, you've shat straight into my c---! >I've downed the cursed mixture like a starving peasant slurping pottage! >I'm-f----I'm spilling! "A long, vile strand dangles from my lips, the Browned Stache in all its glory.* >I needed this. >God be with you!-I'm s-------! I'm s------- from my arse and c--- at once! >*SQUUEEEEEE-BRAAAALPH!*](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/003/004/570/b5a.png)
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The writers barely disguised fetish | /r/Greentext
![Age : Anonymous Women are aboutta be f----- World (2020) Male Female 85 80-84 75-79 70-74 65-69 60-64 55-59 50-54 45-49 40-44 35-39 30-34 25-29 20-24 15-19 10-14 5.9 04 12 KB PNG consumption 02/08/25(Sat)23:22:51 No.931096491 >The global population pyramid is becoming unhealthy >The flow of migrants will stop >Once they do corporations will lose their cheap labor >The labor markets will go into shock >Automation won't be advanced enough >They need cheap labor so we can continue our lives of constant >Women's rights will be stripped away, becoming nothing but breeding cows >This has been seen already with anti abortion movements and places getting rid of no fault divorce >Its even possible r--- could be legalized >I mean I'm an incel, but even i can't stomach the future bound for women >The hordes of chuds and groypers will be unleashed onto innocent women >And it came to pass that the daughters of Babylon were destroyed by the persians and the sons of Nebuchadnezzar could do nothing but wail](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/003/004/564/24f.png)
![Age : Anonymous Women are aboutta be f----- World (2020) Male Female 85 80-84 75-79 70-74 65-69 60-64 55-59 50-54 45-49 40-44 35-39 30-34 25-29 20-24 15-19 10-14 5.9 04 12 KB PNG consumption 02/08/25(Sat)23:22:51 No.931096491 >The global population pyramid is becoming unhealthy >The flow of migrants will stop >Once they do corporations will lose their cheap labor >The labor markets will go into shock >Automation won't be advanced enough >They need cheap labor so we can continue our lives of constant >Women's rights will be stripped away, becoming nothing but breeding cows >This has been seen already with anti abortion movements and places getting rid of no fault divorce >Its even possible r--- could be legalized >I mean I'm an incel, but even i can't stomach the future bound for women >The hordes of chuds and groypers will be unleashed onto innocent women >And it came to pass that the daughters of Babylon were destroyed by the persians and the sons of Nebuchadnezzar could do nothing but wail](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/003/004/564/24f.png)
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Suffer in silence | /r/Greentext
![Anonymous 02/15/20(Sat)10:03:40 No.56747060 675465670.jpg 326 KB JPG >Friend becomes a Buddhist out of nowhere >Starts going on "retreats" every month >Presume it's like a thing he does with his "sangha" group >Find out today he literally just isolates himself in an abandoned factory for a week with no entertainment other than his thoughts >No electricity (minimal natural light) and practically starves/dehydrates himself, and sleeps on a cold, hard floor with no cover Uh….. that isn't normal.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/003/004/537/5f8.jpeg)
![Anonymous 02/15/20(Sat)10:03:40 No.56747060 675465670.jpg 326 KB JPG >Friend becomes a Buddhist out of nowhere >Starts going on "retreats" every month >Presume it's like a thing he does with his "sangha" group >Find out today he literally just isolates himself in an abandoned factory for a week with no entertainment other than his thoughts >No electricity (minimal natural light) and practically starves/dehydrates himself, and sleeps on a cold, hard floor with no cover Uh….. that isn't normal.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/003/004/537/5f8.jpeg)
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Anon has a high opinion of X | /r/Greentext
![: Anonymous (ID: 2Zlic7IH 02/05/25(Wed)10:57:13 No.496575544 >Some retard posts some random s--- on X >Elon responds with: >"Yeah" >"Uh huh" >"Yep" >"WOW!" >"You got it!" He's like a parent talking to a kid with down syndrome](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/003/004/525/1ac.jpeg)
![: Anonymous (ID: 2Zlic7IH 02/05/25(Wed)10:57:13 No.496575544 >Some retard posts some random s--- on X >Elon responds with: >"Yeah" >"Uh huh" >"Yep" >"WOW!" >"You got it!" He's like a parent talking to a kid with down syndrome](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/003/004/525/1ac.jpeg)
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Anon tells the story of DOGE | /r/Greentext
![File: download.jpg (6 KB, 318x159) Anti-Doge SHILLS and GLOWIES BTFO ETERNALLY Anonymous (ID: Y62GCO4K) E 02/06/25(Thu)16:34:47 No.496712462 >>496715886 >>496716354 >be me >lawyer, actually reads Trump's DOGE Executive Order >expecting some illegal power grab, but it's airtight >turns out Trump & Musk didn't create s----Obama did >Obama created United States Digital Service (USDS) in 2014 >was meant to fix Big Mike's t----- BFF's website after it launched as a flaming pile of DEI s--- >bureaucratic patch job to fix the Obamacare website meltdown >fast forward to 2025, Trump rebrands it DOGE (United States DOGE Service) >keeps the acronym, keeps the funding, but gives it a whole new mission: Find the Receipts >legally untouchable because it was already fully funded and operational >Trump invokes 5 USC 3161, which allows him to create temporary hiring authorities >DOGE teams get embedded inside every single federal agency >each team consists of a lawyer, HR rep,zoomer nerd, and an investigator >they report to DOGE, not the agency they're embedded in >but wait, there's more >Trump invokes 44 USC Chapter 35 which governs federal IT and cybersecurity oversight >since USDS was originally an IT oversight body, DOGE now has full access to all federal data systems >yes, all of them >executive order is written to block legal challenges >includes language that overrides conflicting executive orders >orders every agency to comply, refusing means they violate presidential authority >Congress can't defund it because it's not a new program, just a repurposed one >DOJ can't sue for overreach because Trump used existing laws exactly as written >Dems trying to file legal challenges, but they run into standing issues because DOGE operates within existing frameworks >Obama literally built the perfect Deep State IT backdoor >Trump & Musk just hacked the system and took the admin controls >Musk now has legal oversight of every major agency's internal systems the Deep State can't stop it without rewriting multiple federal laws >MFW they legally outplayed the system and there's nothing anyone can do about it >MFW Obama created DOGE](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/003/004/483/e66.jpeg)
![File: download.jpg (6 KB, 318x159) Anti-Doge SHILLS and GLOWIES BTFO ETERNALLY Anonymous (ID: Y62GCO4K) E 02/06/25(Thu)16:34:47 No.496712462 >>496715886 >>496716354 >be me >lawyer, actually reads Trump's DOGE Executive Order >expecting some illegal power grab, but it's airtight >turns out Trump & Musk didn't create s----Obama did >Obama created United States Digital Service (USDS) in 2014 >was meant to fix Big Mike's t----- BFF's website after it launched as a flaming pile of DEI s--- >bureaucratic patch job to fix the Obamacare website meltdown >fast forward to 2025, Trump rebrands it DOGE (United States DOGE Service) >keeps the acronym, keeps the funding, but gives it a whole new mission: Find the Receipts >legally untouchable because it was already fully funded and operational >Trump invokes 5 USC 3161, which allows him to create temporary hiring authorities >DOGE teams get embedded inside every single federal agency >each team consists of a lawyer, HR rep,zoomer nerd, and an investigator >they report to DOGE, not the agency they're embedded in >but wait, there's more >Trump invokes 44 USC Chapter 35 which governs federal IT and cybersecurity oversight >since USDS was originally an IT oversight body, DOGE now has full access to all federal data systems >yes, all of them >executive order is written to block legal challenges >includes language that overrides conflicting executive orders >orders every agency to comply, refusing means they violate presidential authority >Congress can't defund it because it's not a new program, just a repurposed one >DOJ can't sue for overreach because Trump used existing laws exactly as written >Dems trying to file legal challenges, but they run into standing issues because DOGE operates within existing frameworks >Obama literally built the perfect Deep State IT backdoor >Trump & Musk just hacked the system and took the admin controls >Musk now has legal oversight of every major agency's internal systems the Deep State can't stop it without rewriting multiple federal laws >MFW they legally outplayed the system and there's nothing anyone can do about it >MFW Obama created DOGE](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/003/004/483/e66.jpeg)
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Chubby Racer | /r/Greentext
![Anonymous 02/08/25(Sat) 14:28:52 No.80302362 >Open youtube 232 KB PNG >Watch my 600lbs life >Get a rock solid boner >Close my 600bs life >Contemplate my life Am I completley doomed? Please, I cannot be the only person this happens to.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/003/004/425/88f.png)
![Anonymous 02/08/25(Sat) 14:28:52 No.80302362 >Open youtube 232 KB PNG >Watch my 600lbs life >Get a rock solid boner >Close my 600bs life >Contemplate my life Am I completley doomed? Please, I cannot be the only person this happens to.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/003/004/425/88f.png)
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Olden Ticket | /r/Greentext
![Anonymous 02/08/25(Sat)15:30:12 No.80302874 206 KB PNG >Ugh, I'm a lazy f--- who cant get out of bed >Oh! My grandson won a golden ticket?! >I'm gonna f----- breakdance for the first time in 10 years Seriously what a c---.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/003/004/424/e53.png)
![Anonymous 02/08/25(Sat)15:30:12 No.80302874 206 KB PNG >Ugh, I'm a lazy f--- who cant get out of bed >Oh! My grandson won a golden ticket?! >I'm gonna f----- breakdance for the first time in 10 years Seriously what a c---.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/003/004/424/e53.png)
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No Country for Young men | /r/Greentext
![Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: 2100YGLp) 166 KB PNG >Declares war on terrorism >Terrorism thrives He had one job. Settings Mobile Home 02/08/25(Sat) 13:25:53 No.496890693](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/003/004/404/2ce.png)
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The cucked cucker | /r/Greentext
![Anonymous 199 KB JPG 02/08/25(Sat) 19:05:59 No.931071825 >Be me >Go to a bar alone on a friday night >I actually have some good alone time while drinking beer and listening to a nice DJ live set >Some time after I look at a very cute girl standing not too far away from me >She also looks at me and blushes >Couple of minutes later she walks to me and starts a small talk >We have a really nice and interesting chat >She then asks me: "Hey, anon, do you like making out?" >I am like: "who doesn't?" >So we start to make out for 10 minutes >She than says that she has to go to a toilet and leaves >I wait for her, but as time goes on she doesn't come back >She finally returns after about 25 minutes should >"Hey anon you are a really nice guy and all, but what we did is wrong cause I have a boyfriend, so you try your luck with some other girl" >She then proceedes to sit with some other guy who I assume is her bf in the corner of the bar where they started making out and cuddling >My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined cause I fumbled a solid 8,5 cutie >I wasn't even in a mood to get drunk, so I decided just to get one shot of vodka and go home Why are women like that? I am not even a virgin, nor do I have problem with finding a date, but that kind of behavior just got me really frustrated and sad](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/003/004/391/f56.jpeg)
![Anonymous 199 KB JPG 02/08/25(Sat) 19:05:59 No.931071825 >Be me >Go to a bar alone on a friday night >I actually have some good alone time while drinking beer and listening to a nice DJ live set >Some time after I look at a very cute girl standing not too far away from me >She also looks at me and blushes >Couple of minutes later she walks to me and starts a small talk >We have a really nice and interesting chat >She then asks me: "Hey, anon, do you like making out?" >I am like: "who doesn't?" >So we start to make out for 10 minutes >She than says that she has to go to a toilet and leaves >I wait for her, but as time goes on she doesn't come back >She finally returns after about 25 minutes should >"Hey anon you are a really nice guy and all, but what we did is wrong cause I have a boyfriend, so you try your luck with some other girl" >She then proceedes to sit with some other guy who I assume is her bf in the corner of the bar where they started making out and cuddling >My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined cause I fumbled a solid 8,5 cutie >I wasn't even in a mood to get drunk, so I decided just to get one shot of vodka and go home Why are women like that? I am not even a virgin, nor do I have problem with finding a date, but that kind of behavior just got me really frustrated and sad](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/003/004/391/f56.jpeg)
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The fall of Nippon | /r/Greentext
![: Anonymous 02/01/25(Sat)20:00:29 No.104168632 bcf5d6_ea54daf8024a43aaad3c70460c00f365~mv2.jpg 97 KB JPG >Japan >Used to be the center for technological innovation >Was always ahead of the U.S >current year >They have no ground breaking Al software of their own >Nothing worth talking about has came from Japan in ages >China is now the king of tech advancement What happened?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/003/004/314/bad.jpeg)
![: Anonymous 02/01/25(Sat)20:00:29 No.104168632 bcf5d6_ea54daf8024a43aaad3c70460c00f365~mv2.jpg 97 KB JPG >Japan >Used to be the center for technological innovation >Was always ahead of the U.S >current year >They have no ground breaking Al software of their own >Nothing worth talking about has came from Japan in ages >China is now the king of tech advancement What happened?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/003/004/314/bad.jpeg)
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anon gets pimp slapped | /r/Greentext
![65 KB JPG my bf slapped me. >bf's grandma has a stroke and goes into septic shock >we go to the hospital >he goes in and talks to the doctors >he comes back out and tells me she's been declared braindead >I try to lighten the mood by saying "sounds like not much has changed" >he asks me what I mean >"well, you know... she was always kind of a... you know... ditz... airhead... was that a bad joke?" >he walks over to me and backhands me](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/003/004/296/7a5.png)
![65 KB JPG my bf slapped me. >bf's grandma has a stroke and goes into septic shock >we go to the hospital >he goes in and talks to the doctors >he comes back out and tells me she's been declared braindead >I try to lighten the mood by saying "sounds like not much has changed" >he asks me what I mean >"well, you know... she was always kind of a... you know... ditz... airhead... was that a bad joke?" >he walks over to me and backhands me](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/003/004/296/7a5.png)
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Heisencuck | /r/Greentext
![Anonymous 02/08/25(Sat)20:39:39 No.208492354 I f----- Ted skyler-white-breaking-bad.gif 45 KB GIF >This is the best idea a woman could come up with to make man angry](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/003/004/277/7ea.jpeg)
![Anonymous 02/08/25(Sat)20:39:39 No.208492354 I f----- Ted skyler-white-breaking-bad.gif 45 KB GIF >This is the best idea a woman could come up with to make man angry](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/003/004/277/7ea.jpeg)
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Anon drops the soap | /r/Greentext
![Anonymous 02/08/25 (Sat) 18:14:16 No.208490433 road house.png 1.7 MB PNG >I used to f--- guys like you in prison lolwut](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/003/004/253/8f9.jpeg)
![Anonymous 02/08/25 (Sat) 18:14:16 No.208490433 road house.png 1.7 MB PNG >I used to f--- guys like you in prison lolwut](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/003/004/253/8f9.jpeg)
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Anon philosophizes | /r/Greentext
![: Anonymous 143 KB JPG 02/08/25(Sat) 10:26:27 No.931060018 > Amerifats will f--- anything under 200 pounds >will f--- almost anything over 200 pounds Amerifats literally think skinny = hot. Now we have Hawk Tuah to be considered as "mildly attractive" (to amerifats). She's a f------ gopher you retards.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/003/004/217/12a.png)
![: Anonymous 143 KB JPG 02/08/25(Sat) 10:26:27 No.931060018 > Amerifats will f--- anything under 200 pounds >will f--- almost anything over 200 pounds Amerifats literally think skinny = hot. Now we have Hawk Tuah to be considered as "mildly attractive" (to amerifats). She's a f------ gopher you retards.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/003/004/217/12a.png)
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