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Anonymous 02/08/25(Sat)22:43:18 No.702527326 >>702527443 >>702527474 >>702527534 >>702527575 >>702527743 >Is it in? My arse is loose as an old scabbard. >I've just made it past the crusted hair barrier, pushing into the filth-ridden depths-feels like I'm stabbing a stale meat pie with my c---. >Break that crust, like a knight shattering a rusty breastplate! >I'm through, it's in-crusty on the outside, soft on the inside. >Christ above, your c---'s stirring my guts-I need to s---. >S--- on my c---... >I'm voiding! *BRAAAAAAALPH >Bloody hell, you've shat straight into my c---! >I've downed the cursed mixture like a starving peasant slurping pottage! >I'm-f----I'm spilling! "A long, vile strand dangles from my lips, the Browned Stache in all its glory.* >I needed this. >God be with you!-I'm s-------! I'm s------- from my arse and c--- at once! >*SQUUEEEEEE-BRAAAALPH!*

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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Age : Anonymous Women are aboutta be f----- World (2020) Male Female 85 80-84 75-79 70-74 65-69 60-64 55-59 50-54 45-49 40-44 35-39 30-34 25-29 20-24 15-19 10-14 5.9 04 12 KB PNG consumption 02/08/25(Sat)23:22:51 No.931096491 >The global population pyramid is becoming unhealthy >The flow of migrants will stop >Once they do corporations will lose their cheap labor >The labor markets will go into shock >Automation won't be advanced enough >They need cheap labor so we can continue our lives of constant >Women's rights will be stripped away, becoming nothing but breeding cows >This has been seen already with anti abortion movements and places getting rid of no fault divorce >Its even possible r--- could be legalized >I mean I'm an incel, but even i can't stomach the future bound for women >The hordes of chuds and groypers will be unleashed onto innocent women >And it came to pass that the daughters of Babylon were destroyed by the persians and the sons of Nebuchadnezzar could do nothing but wail

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Suffer in silence | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/15/20(Sat)10:03:40 No.56747060 675465670.jpg 326 KB JPG >Friend becomes a Buddhist out of nowhere >Starts going on "retreats" every month >Presume it's like a thing he does with his "sangha" group >Find out today he literally just isolates himself in an abandoned factory for a week with no entertainment other than his thoughts >No electricity (minimal natural light) and practically starves/dehydrates himself, and sleeps on a cold, hard floor with no cover Uh….. that isn't normal.

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Anon has a high opinion of X | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: 2Zlic7IH 02/05/25(Wed)10:57:13 No.496575544 >Some retard posts some random s--- on X >Elon responds with: >"Yeah" >"Uh huh" >"Yep" >"WOW!" >"You got it!" He's like a parent talking to a kid with down syndrome

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Anon tells the story of DOGE | /r/Greentext

File: download.jpg (6 KB, 318x159) Anti-Doge SHILLS and GLOWIES BTFO ETERNALLY Anonymous (ID: Y62GCO4K) E 02/06/25(Thu)16:34:47 No.496712462 >>496715886 >>496716354 >be me >lawyer, actually reads Trump's DOGE Executive Order >expecting some illegal power grab, but it's airtight >turns out Trump & Musk didn't create s----Obama did >Obama created United States Digital Service (USDS) in 2014 >was meant to fix Big Mike's t----- BFF's website after it launched as a flaming pile of DEI s--- >bureaucratic patch job to fix the Obamacare website meltdown >fast forward to 2025, Trump rebrands it DOGE (United States DOGE Service) >keeps the acronym, keeps the funding, but gives it a whole new mission: Find the Receipts >legally untouchable because it was already fully funded and operational >Trump invokes 5 USC 3161, which allows him to create temporary hiring authorities >DOGE teams get embedded inside every single federal agency >each team consists of a lawyer, HR rep,zoomer nerd, and an investigator >they report to DOGE, not the agency they're embedded in >but wait, there's more >Trump invokes 44 USC Chapter 35 which governs federal IT and cybersecurity oversight >since USDS was originally an IT oversight body, DOGE now has full access to all federal data systems >yes, all of them >executive order is written to block legal challenges >includes language that overrides conflicting executive orders >orders every agency to comply, refusing means they violate presidential authority >Congress can't defund it because it's not a new program, just a repurposed one >DOJ can't sue for overreach because Trump used existing laws exactly as written >Dems trying to file legal challenges, but they run into standing issues because DOGE operates within existing frameworks >Obama literally built the perfect Deep State IT backdoor >Trump & Musk just hacked the system and took the admin controls >Musk now has legal oversight of every major agency's internal systems the Deep State can't stop it without rewriting multiple federal laws >MFW they legally outplayed the system and there's nothing anyone can do about it >MFW Obama created DOGE

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Chubby Racer | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/08/25(Sat) 14:28:52 No.80302362 >Open youtube 232 KB PNG >Watch my 600lbs life >Get a rock solid boner >Close my 600bs life >Contemplate my life Am I completley doomed? Please, I cannot be the only person this happens to.

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Anonymous 02/08/25(Sat)15:30:12 No.80302874 206 KB PNG >Ugh, I'm a lazy f--- who cant get out of bed >Oh! My grandson won a golden ticket?! >I'm gonna f----- breakdance for the first time in 10 years Seriously what a c---.

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No Country for Young men | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: 2100YGLp) 166 KB PNG >Declares war on terrorism >Terrorism thrives He had one job. Settings Mobile Home 02/08/25(Sat) 13:25:53 No.496890693

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Anonymous 199 KB JPG 02/08/25(Sat) 19:05:59 No.931071825 >Be me >Go to a bar alone on a friday night >I actually have some good alone time while drinking beer and listening to a nice DJ live set >Some time after I look at a very cute girl standing not too far away from me >She also looks at me and blushes >Couple of minutes later she walks to me and starts a small talk >We have a really nice and interesting chat >She then asks me: "Hey, anon, do you like making out?" >I am like: "who doesn't?" >So we start to make out for 10 minutes >She than says that she has to go to a toilet and leaves >I wait for her, but as time goes on she doesn't come back >She finally returns after about 25 minutes should >"Hey anon you are a really nice guy and all, but what we did is wrong cause I have a boyfriend, so you try your luck with some other girl" >She then proceedes to sit with some other guy who I assume is her bf in the corner of the bar where they started making out and cuddling >My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined cause I fumbled a solid 8,5 cutie >I wasn't even in a mood to get drunk, so I decided just to get one shot of vodka and go home Why are women like that? I am not even a virgin, nor do I have problem with finding a date, but that kind of behavior just got me really frustrated and sad

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The fall of Nippon | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/01/25(Sat)20:00:29 No.104168632 bcf5d6_ea54daf8024a43aaad3c70460c00f365~mv2.jpg 97 KB JPG >Japan >Used to be the center for technological innovation >Was always ahead of the U.S >current year >They have no ground breaking Al software of their own >Nothing worth talking about has came from Japan in ages >China is now the king of tech advancement What happened?

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anon gets pimp slapped | /r/Greentext

65 KB JPG my bf slapped me. >bf's grandma has a stroke and goes into septic shock >we go to the hospital >he goes in and talks to the doctors >he comes back out and tells me she's been declared braindead >I try to lighten the mood by saying "sounds like not much has changed" >he asks me what I mean >"well, you know... she was always kind of a... you know... ditz... airhead... was that a bad joke?" >he walks over to me and backhands me

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Anonymous 02/08/25(Sat)22:43:18 No.702527326 >>702527443 >>702527474 >>702527534 >>702527575 >>702527743 >Is it in? My arse is loose as an old scabbard. >I've just made it past the crusted hair barrier, pushing into the filth-ridden depths-feels like I'm stabbing a stale meat pie with my c---. >Break that crust, like a knight shattering a rusty breastplate! >I'm through, it's in-crusty on the outside, soft on the inside. >Christ above, your c---'s stirring my guts-I need to s---. >S--- on my c---... >I'm voiding! *BRAAAAAAALPH >Bloody hell, you've shat straight into my c---! >I've downed the cursed mixture like a starving peasant slurping pottage! >I'm-f----I'm spilling! "A long, vile strand dangles from my lips, the Browned Stache in all its glory.* >I needed this. >God be with you!-I'm s-------! I'm s------- from my arse and c--- at once! >*SQUUEEEEEE-BRAAAALPH!*

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