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: Anonymous R 593 KB JPG 02/10/25(Mon)21:00:11 No.931170957 >be me >almost done with retardville uni >roommate destroys door handle, maintenance fixes it >roommate breaks it again, maintenance removes entire mechanism and installs lock latch >tells us to use it only for emergencies >retarded roommate literally runs into it, breaking off half the wall >call property manager, tells me and 7 other roommates that the retard who broke it will not be financially responsible due to not listening the first 2 times of "DO NOT TOUCH THE MAIN DOOR, USE THE SECONDARY DOOR" >mfw if it was anyone else we'd be arrested for property damage >but because its a retard, it will not face any consequences f------ hell why can't they just punish this fat f--- already, if he faced actual consequences he'd turn out better.
: Anonymous R 593 KB JPG 02/10/25(Mon)21:00:11 No.931170957 >be me >almost done with retardville uni >roommate destroys door handle, maintenance fixes it >roommate breaks it again, maintenance removes entire mechanism and installs lock latch >tells us to use it only for emergencies >retarded roommate literally runs into it, breaking off half the wall >call property manager, tells me and 7 other roommates that the retard who broke it will not be financially responsible due to not listening the first 2 times of "DO NOT TOUCH THE MAIN DOOR, USE THE SECONDARY DOOR" >mfw if it was anyone else we'd be arrested for property damage >but because its a retard, it will not face any consequences f------ hell why can't they just punish this fat f--- already, if he faced actual consequences he'd turn out better.

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Anonymous 01/30/25(Thu)20:32:00 No.208293093 1725332398133.jpg 194 KB JPG The photo that mentally broke the Rock
Anonymous 01/30/25(Thu)20:32:00 No.208293093 1725332398133.jpg 194 KB JPG The photo that mentally broke the Rock

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Troompa Loompa | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous troompa loompa 02/10/25(Mon)23:09:02 No.931161792 >be against trans people >be transitioning to troompa loompa What did he mean by that? 582 KB PNG
: Anonymous troompa loompa 02/10/25(Mon)23:09:02 No.931161792 >be against trans people >be transitioning to troompa loompa What did he mean by that? 582 KB PNG

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Anonymous IGN @IGN-4 feb. 02/06/25(Thu)08:41:22 No.702218270 HBO's The Last of Us Part 2 won't feature Abby with muscles as huge since the series doesn't need to emulate video game mechanics. bit.ly/3WM408V 123 1378 611 ılıl 198 mil n3wxioe3guda1.jpg Σ 99 KB JPG >spend years defending Abby's "realistic" post apocalyptic muscular body >said her body was necessary for the plot and even buff her more after her first teaser >can't find any girl with Abby's body for the live action, so he has to use a noodle arm girl to play her HAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHA F--- YOU NEIL
Anonymous IGN @IGN-4 feb. 02/06/25(Thu)08:41:22 No.702218270 HBO's The Last of Us Part 2 won't feature Abby with muscles as huge since the series doesn't need to emulate video game mechanics. bit.ly/3WM408V 123 1378 611 ılıl 198 mil n3wxioe3guda1.jpg Σ 99 KB JPG >spend years defending Abby's "realistic" post apocalyptic muscular body >said her body was necessary for the plot and even buff her more after her first teaser >can't find any girl with Abby's body for the live action, so he has to use a noodle arm girl to play her HAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHA F--- YOU NEIL

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Anon is “ “ | /r/Greentext

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Anonymous 103 KB PNG V V AAAA A 03/28/24(Thu)13:39:28 No.916043994 AAA A A

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Anon is his own son | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/10/25(Mon) 18:21:42 No.208542031 >Hi, I'm here for the date with your son 550 KB JPG Anonymous 02/10/25(Mon) 18:25:19 No.208542059 How much to make sure that f----- gets laid tonight?
Anonymous 02/10/25(Mon) 18:21:42 No.208542031 >Hi, I'm here for the date with your son 550 KB JPG Anonymous 02/10/25(Mon) 18:25:19 No.208542059 How much to make sure that f----- gets laid tonight?

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Anon is friends with a supreme gentleman. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous do not befriend fellow incels 04/08/22(Fri)21:17:20 No.68132641 68 KB JPG >start talking to girl for first time in years >tell my friend >he stalks her or something and gets a job where she works >plays it off as a coincidence >later on i find out he's been acting weird towards her >he gets angry at me for still talking to her >turns out he thought she'd just as easily go for him because we're both pretty low value men >he starts giving me the whole "supreme gentleman" s--- and saying girls never want nice guys like him
Anonymous do not befriend fellow incels 04/08/22(Fri)21:17:20 No.68132641 68 KB JPG >start talking to girl for first time in years >tell my friend >he stalks her or something and gets a job where she works >plays it off as a coincidence >later on i find out he's been acting weird towards her >he gets angry at me for still talking to her >turns out he thought she'd just as easily go for him because we're both pretty low value men >he starts giving me the whole "supreme gentleman" s--- and saying girls never want nice guys like him

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Hitler supporters | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Deutsche Bolfsgenossen jüdischer Abstammung! Wählt deutsch! 72 KB JPG 02/09/25(Sun)18:04:21 No. 17499668 >The Association of German National Jews (German: Verband nationaldeutscher Juden) was a German-Jewish organization during the Interwar period that supported Adolf Hitler and the NSDAP. They claimed that the NSDAP didn't actually hate Jews and that they only used Antisemitic rhetoric to "stir up the masses". >After the NSDAP took power, the group was outlawed and it's members were the first to be sent to Concentration Camps Were they stupid?
Anonymous Deutsche Bolfsgenossen jüdischer Abstammung! Wählt deutsch! 72 KB JPG 02/09/25(Sun)18:04:21 No. 17499668 >The Association of German National Jews (German: Verband nationaldeutscher Juden) was a German-Jewish organization during the Interwar period that supported Adolf Hitler and the NSDAP. They claimed that the NSDAP didn't actually hate Jews and that they only used Antisemitic rhetoric to "stir up the masses". >After the NSDAP took power, the group was outlawed and it's members were the first to be sent to Concentration Camps Were they stupid?

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Anon Has Low Hopes for Masters of the Universe (2026) | /r/Greentext

File: IMG_0088.jpg (693 KB, 1179x1275) Nicholas Galitzine attends the 'Stronger With You' Armani event in London. O ☐ Anonymous 02/10/25(Mon)20:43:01 No.208543566 >>208543653 >>208543681 >>208543702 >>208543842 >>208543959 >>208543984 >>208544025 Here's your He-Man bro ☐ Anonymous 02/10/25(Mon)21:08:43 No.208543842 >>208543968 >>208543566 (OP) >he was in the running for Human Torch >Jodie Coomer was in the running for Invisible Woman >Gyllenhaal was in the running for Mr. Fantastic >they got none of them but instead the ugliest people they could find What is Feige's damage? ☐ Anonymous 02/10/25(Mon)21:26:56 No.208544025 >>208543566 (OP). Literally who
File: IMG_0088.jpg (693 KB, 1179x1275) Nicholas Galitzine attends the 'Stronger With You' Armani event in London. O ☐ Anonymous 02/10/25(Mon)20:43:01 No.208543566 >>208543653 >>208543681 >>208543702 >>208543842 >>208543959 >>208543984 >>208544025 Here's your He-Man bro ☐ Anonymous 02/10/25(Mon)21:08:43 No.208543842 >>208543968 >>208543566 (OP) >he was in the running for Human Torch >Jodie Coomer was in the running for Invisible Woman >Gyllenhaal was in the running for Mr. Fantastic >they got none of them but instead the ugliest people they could find What is Feige's damage? ☐ Anonymous 02/10/25(Mon)21:26:56 No.208544025 >>208543566 (OP). Literally who

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Anon is Drake | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/06/25(Thu)17:23:50 No.125406205 >5 FOOT 3 >ugh 0x0-1.jpg 126 KB JPG >WIFEY TALLER THAN ME >ugh >I SIT WHEN I PEE >ugh >I'M IN A BABY CAR SEAT >ugh >HUGGIES ON FLEEK >ugh >>125406248 #
: Anonymous 02/06/25(Thu)17:23:50 No.125406205 >5 FOOT 3 >ugh 0x0-1.jpg 126 KB JPG >WIFEY TALLER THAN ME >ugh >I SIT WHEN I PEE >ugh >I'M IN A BABY CAR SEAT >ugh >HUGGIES ON FLEEK >ugh >>125406248 #

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Anon considers evolving to apex hobo. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Why should I bother trying? 69 KB JPG 02/09/25(Sun)18:00:49 No.80314638 >apply for over 25 s--- minimum wage jobs (fast food cook, restaurant dishwashing, cart pusher, construction helper, field picker, literally anything that didn't require experience) >only 3 contact me back (dishwasher, fast food and cart pushing one) >only 2 of them actually schedule me for an interview >one never calls me after the interview >one schedules a second interview for some reason (they also don't call me back afterwards) even if i did get a job i'd still wouldn't make enough to move out. i'd either have to work 80 hours/week or find a roommate, which is practically impossible since i'm antisocial and have literally zero friends. 1 Reply View Thread : Anonymous >>80314638 (OP) # 02/09/25(Sun)19:35:20 No.80315323 Just hobo max and eat other hobos for sustenance
Anonymous Why should I bother trying? 69 KB JPG 02/09/25(Sun)18:00:49 No.80314638 >apply for over 25 s--- minimum wage jobs (fast food cook, restaurant dishwashing, cart pusher, construction helper, field picker, literally anything that didn't require experience) >only 3 contact me back (dishwasher, fast food and cart pushing one) >only 2 of them actually schedule me for an interview >one never calls me after the interview >one schedules a second interview for some reason (they also don't call me back afterwards) even if i did get a job i'd still wouldn't make enough to move out. i'd either have to work 80 hours/week or find a roommate, which is practically impossible since i'm antisocial and have literally zero friends. 1 Reply View Thread : Anonymous >>80314638 (OP) # 02/09/25(Sun)19:35:20 No.80315323 Just hobo max and eat other hobos for sustenance

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Anon stops beating his willy | /r/Greentext

NIS CLU 37 KB JPG >Be me 23 yo 7/10 in looks > Hadn't had a gf in two years cause of lack of confidence and bad habits > Start taking care of myself again. Go back to playing soccer with my friends, go to swim twice a week, go back into reading, etc... > Hear about no fap on the Internet and how practicing it can make you be more confident and responsible, start practicing it > 4 days go by everything normal > 2 weeks go by start having problems with some urges > Third week can't take it anymore, but still doing it cause I wanna reach at least a month > Meanwhile in classes a cute 8/10 girl sits next to me, we talk and have a good time > Ask for her number and start chatting, also sit together in other classes we share, start liking her more > Ask her to go on a date and she accepts > Meanwhile achieve one month since I started no fap, decide I don't want to do this anymore and beat the s--- out of my meat > Next day go to my date, see the girl again and get surprised > She's uglier than I remember. Still go on with the date but don't really enjoy it. Start asking myself why did I like this girl so much. Make an effort to really make her enjoy the date but still don't feel anything her. End the date, go to my house and start feeling sad and angry. > Mfw the only thing no fap did was to make me more horny and least selective with girls, mfw this stupid s--- made the wrong girl get her high hopes with me, mfw i will have to find some pathetic excuse to tell this girl I don't really like her even tho I flirted with her non stop during a week, mfw i will seem a like a douche and will probably make a really nice girl feel bad. F--- this s--- I will never practice it again
NIS CLU 37 KB JPG >Be me 23 yo 7/10 in looks > Hadn't had a gf in two years cause of lack of confidence and bad habits > Start taking care of myself again. Go back to playing soccer with my friends, go to swim twice a week, go back into reading, etc... > Hear about no fap on the Internet and how practicing it can make you be more confident and responsible, start practicing it > 4 days go by everything normal > 2 weeks go by start having problems with some urges > Third week can't take it anymore, but still doing it cause I wanna reach at least a month > Meanwhile in classes a cute 8/10 girl sits next to me, we talk and have a good time > Ask for her number and start chatting, also sit together in other classes we share, start liking her more > Ask her to go on a date and she accepts > Meanwhile achieve one month since I started no fap, decide I don't want to do this anymore and beat the s--- out of my meat > Next day go to my date, see the girl again and get surprised > She's uglier than I remember. Still go on with the date but don't really enjoy it. Start asking myself why did I like this girl so much. Make an effort to really make her enjoy the date but still don't feel anything her. End the date, go to my house and start feeling sad and angry. > Mfw the only thing no fap did was to make me more horny and least selective with girls, mfw this stupid s--- made the wrong girl get her high hopes with me, mfw i will have to find some pathetic excuse to tell this girl I don't really like her even tho I flirted with her non stop during a week, mfw i will seem a like a douche and will probably make a really nice girl feel bad. F--- this s--- I will never practice it again

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Anon buys a new PC | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/10/25(Mon)01:53:17 No. 1697682E 51 943 5% disappointment disbelief 1% cannot be identified >barely 2 years ago >decide to build a new rig >spend $4,000.00 on it >the games I've played since: >Resident Evil 4 (the original 2005 one) >Tony Hawk's Underground 1 and 2 >Metal Gear Solid 5 >Dark Souls II >Need for Speed Carbon >Terraria >Dying Light 1 >The Sims 2 >Doki Doki Literature Club I dont understand myself
Anonymous 02/10/25(Mon)01:53:17 No. 1697682E 51 943 5% disappointment disbelief 1% cannot be identified >barely 2 years ago >decide to build a new rig >spend $4,000.00 on it >the games I've played since: >Resident Evil 4 (the original 2005 one) >Tony Hawk's Underground 1 and 2 >Metal Gear Solid 5 >Dark Souls II >Need for Speed Carbon >Terraria >Dying Light 1 >The Sims 2 >Doki Doki Literature Club I dont understand myself

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Born to Plumb | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Sonic Wi-Fi 5 Beijing 2008 988 Wii EVERYONE E MARIO SONIC OLYMPIC GAMES ESAD SEGA 02/09/25(Sun)18:56:36 No.80313566 166 KB PNG >Can run at warp speed >Somehow still able to lose an Olympics game to a fat Italian plumber. Anonymous 02/09/25(Sun)18:59:43 No.80313595 But, enough about the American presence at the Beijing Olympics.
Anonymous Sonic Wi-Fi 5 Beijing 2008 988 Wii EVERYONE E MARIO SONIC OLYMPIC GAMES ESAD SEGA 02/09/25(Sun)18:56:36 No.80313566 166 KB PNG >Can run at warp speed >Somehow still able to lose an Olympics game to a fat Italian plumber. Anonymous 02/09/25(Sun)18:59:43 No.80313595 But, enough about the American presence at the Beijing Olympics.

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Cannot Drift | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: qEwN5bnN) Manual boomers く ▼ Settings Mobile Home 02/09/25(Sun)18:34:28 No.497005126 110 KB PNG >No, Manuals are not dying anywhere! >I will always take manuals over autos because it gives me so much more control over the vehicle! >I Need to take one hand of the steering wheel to accelerate! >Its more difficult to drive, therefore, manuals are better drivers! >What, are you lazy or something? Why are they like this? Seriously, everyone in my family thinks I'm the black sheep because only drive with one foot, except for my auntie. Because she learned to drive in Canada.
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: qEwN5bnN) Manual boomers く ▼ Settings Mobile Home 02/09/25(Sun)18:34:28 No.497005126 110 KB PNG >No, Manuals are not dying anywhere! >I will always take manuals over autos because it gives me so much more control over the vehicle! >I Need to take one hand of the steering wheel to accelerate! >Its more difficult to drive, therefore, manuals are better drivers! >What, are you lazy or something? Why are they like this? Seriously, everyone in my family thinks I'm the black sheep because only drive with one foot, except for my auntie. Because she learned to drive in Canada.

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Anon's friends have Tiktok brain fungus. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/09/25(Sun)17:58:08 No.1627567 pepe-angry-pepe-mad.gif 9 KB GIF >be me >get friends into TW Warhammer 3 >start a co-op campaign >constant bitching ensues >"omg Anon why does it take you 2mins to load in/out fights" >done with the complaining >exit game >host so everyone gets booted out >call them all brain rotted and leave the VC God it can't f------ stand how normies can't wait for more than 15 seconds at a time anyone.
Anonymous 02/09/25(Sun)17:58:08 No.1627567 pepe-angry-pepe-mad.gif 9 KB GIF >be me >get friends into TW Warhammer 3 >start a co-op campaign >constant bitching ensues >"omg Anon why does it take you 2mins to load in/out fights" >done with the complaining >exit game >host so everyone gets booted out >call them all brain rotted and leave the VC God it can't f------ stand how normies can't wait for more than 15 seconds at a time anyone.

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the original butterface | /r/Greentext

>this made boomer d---- explode Anonymous 02/09/25(Sun)13:37:18 No. 116975898 >someone didnt watch The Man With One Red Shoe Carry Fisher might be the og butterface
>this made boomer d---- explode Anonymous 02/09/25(Sun)13:37:18 No. 116975898 >someone didnt watch The Man With One Red Shoe Carry Fisher might be the og butterface

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Anon goes to a cottage | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Why are we so dense 57 KB JPG 02/09/25(Sun)11:29:41 No.32709720 it's too late to cancel >be me, 21 yo >book a cottage overlooking a lake for a romantic weekend with gf >pay in advance >we break up 7 days prior >go on a coffee with a female friend >tell her I'm going, even alone, >"I can go with you Anon, it will be fun" >"We can get weed, wine, watch standup and ejoy ourselves" > enthusiasticly agree >Trip time, we get to the cottage >cottage is superb, spacious, lake view, 2 large beds (important) >roll the first blunt, open the first wine bottle >we chat, have fun, gossip etc >later that day >start watching achmed the dead terrorist on YT >we are on her bed >she inches towards me >pushes her butt towards me more >like cats in mating season >I am overthinging af due to the weed and drinks >Does she want to do it? What if she rejects? >"Anon, get comfotable" as she looks sugestivly >Nah, im comfy currently >The night draws to an end >I go to sleep in the other bed >She is visably dissapointed, idk why... I realise a few months later
Anonymous Why are we so dense 57 KB JPG 02/09/25(Sun)11:29:41 No.32709720 it's too late to cancel >be me, 21 yo >book a cottage overlooking a lake for a romantic weekend with gf >pay in advance >we break up 7 days prior >go on a coffee with a female friend >tell her I'm going, even alone, >"I can go with you Anon, it will be fun" >"We can get weed, wine, watch standup and ejoy ourselves" > enthusiasticly agree >Trip time, we get to the cottage >cottage is superb, spacious, lake view, 2 large beds (important) >roll the first blunt, open the first wine bottle >we chat, have fun, gossip etc >later that day >start watching achmed the dead terrorist on YT >we are on her bed >she inches towards me >pushes her butt towards me more >like cats in mating season >I am overthinging af due to the weed and drinks >Does she want to do it? What if she rejects? >"Anon, get comfotable" as she looks sugestivly >Nah, im comfy currently >The night draws to an end >I go to sleep in the other bed >She is visably dissapointed, idk why... I realise a few months later

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Anonymous 10/05/22(Wed)18:27:49 No.886819312 3E6C028B-D423-4364-9DAA-4677BDD0301E.jpg 819 KB JPG >need to take a test >need to cheat in a way that I won't get caught >read the textbook a ton before the test and memorize it's contents They'll never catch me
Anonymous 10/05/22(Wed)18:27:49 No.886819312 3E6C028B-D423-4364-9DAA-4677BDD0301E.jpg 819 KB JPG >need to take a test >need to cheat in a way that I won't get caught >read the textbook a ton before the test and memorize it's contents They'll never catch me

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Anonymous 02/07/25(Fri)09:00:46 No.702351406 Overall, it is safer in our country - nobody will waylay you on your journey. And we treat women with greater respect and set great store by learning! Natsal Onal: I find wandless magic to be much more instinctive. Not to mention quite convenient if one is without their wand. humiliationrituals.png 1.73 MB PNG >dev inserts a black character randomly into the setting >proceeds to use them to talk down to the character >implies that western culture is inferior in some aspect >you can literally hear the dev cooming in the background as he gets a moral high off of doing this to you is there a term for this phenomenon?
Anonymous 02/07/25(Fri)09:00:46 No.702351406 Overall, it is safer in our country - nobody will waylay you on your journey. And we treat women with greater respect and set great store by learning! Natsal Onal: I find wandless magic to be much more instinctive. Not to mention quite convenient if one is without their wand. humiliationrituals.png 1.73 MB PNG >dev inserts a black character randomly into the setting >proceeds to use them to talk down to the character >implies that western culture is inferior in some aspect >you can literally hear the dev cooming in the background as he gets a moral high off of doing this to you is there a term for this phenomenon?

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