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Anonymous IGN @IGN-4 feb. 02/06/25(Thu)08:41:22 No.702218270 HBO's The Last of Us Part 2 won't feature Abby with muscles as huge since the series doesn't need to emulate video game mechanics. bit.ly/3WM408V 123 1378 611 ılıl 198 mil n3wxioe3guda1.jpg Σ 99 KB JPG >spend years defending Abby's "realistic" post apocalyptic muscular body >said her body was necessary for the plot and even buff her more after her first teaser >can't find any girl with Abby's body for the live action, so he has to use a noodle arm girl to play her HAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHA F--- YOU NEIL

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File: 1742605941914985.png (135 KB, 446x418) ☐ Anonymous 03/22/25(Sat) 12:34:22 No.705990793 >>705990876 >>705991053 >>705991365 >>705991873 >>705993404 >>705993719 >>705993867 >>705994525 >>705996342 >>705997259 >>706000648 >>706002136 >>706002279 >>706005514 >>706005834 >>706006030 >>706007143 >>706010173 >>706013658 >>706013813 >I JUST KILLED A GAME STUDIO WITH MY FREAKING ZEST HAHA! Anonymous 03/22/25(Sat) 12:35:57 No.705990876 ►>>705991454 >>705990793 (OP) Will China fix Ubisoft once they buy the company for 30 bucks? Anonymous 03/22/25(Sat) 13:16:03 No.705993404 >>705990793 (OP) >I JUST KILLED A GAME STUDIO why stop there? kill the whole publisher ☐ Anonymous 03/22/25(Sat) 14:08:52 No. 705996505 >>705996845 Ubisoft aint going away incel, these threads are ridiculous. ☐ Anonymous 03/22/25(Sat) 14:17:02 No.705997008 ► What's funny about Yasuke is that there are so many trying to tell his story in recent years and it keeps flopping or failing. The anime was a big flop, just like this will be. The guy from Black Panther was trying to get a Yasuke movie off the ground but then he died of butt cancer. I think I've heard of several other actors trying to make a movie happen, like Michael B Jordan and John Boyega, but nothing has come of it. Yasuke is not as popular as they think he is >> Anonymous 03/22/25(Sat) 15:39:26 No.706001617 ► I'd like to think Ubisoft knew they were f-----, so the devteam spent the last year going over-the-top with the zesty s---. >Hon hon! >> Anonymous 03/22/25(Sat) 15:49:05 No.706002067 >>706002429 >>706009167 >>706013331 How does yasuke know japanese? He's a portuguese slave >> ☐ Anonymous 03/22/25(Sat) 17:16:49 No.706006223 File: assasins creed.webm (2.66 MB, 1920x940)-[Close] >>706006730 ☐ Anonymous 03/22/25(Sat) 14:14:27 No.705996845 >>705999248 >>706002695 >>706007157 >>706008463 File: file.png (35 KB, 741x428) Ubisoft Entertainment SA €12.15 +79.35% -46.69 5Y Mar 21, 6:00:00 PM UTC+1 EUR EPA Disclaimer >Game has microtransactions out of the ass >Can spend cash to unlock op gear >Can spend money to unlock the revealed map >Music consists of Hip hop and 'Ching chong wa wa NINJA!' I sincerely hope this kills Ubislop ☐ Anonymous 03/22/25(Sat) 17:37:31 No.706007143 ► File: 1708400513861711.png (494 KB, 1023x763) 1D 5D 1M 6M 100 80 60 40 20 YTD 1Y 5Y MAX 0 2021 2022 2023 2024 2025 >>705996505 Brother, this is not the graph of a company that is "not going away". Their stock is down almost 10% today, a day after their huge release that is supposed to save the company. They have well over two billion dollars of debt. Ubisoft is dead. >>705990793 (OP). >MFW he looked directly at the camera with a smirk and said 'l really am the Assassins Creed: Shadows' ☐ Anonymous 03/22/25(Sat) 18:52:30 No.706010173 ► >>705990793 (OP). I think people will buy this game when more people find out Yasuke sucks d--- and eats c--.

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Settings Mobile Home Anonymous (ID: zUo4dzyy) 03/20/25(Thu)15:39:22 No.501020304 43 KB PNG >Invent Wokeness >Spread Wokeness to the entire world >Stop being woke while the rest of the world goes to s--- Did America just troll the entire world?

: Anonymous 30 KB JPG 03/19/25(Wed)15:40:34 No.932673980 >be me >work same job for almost 10 years now >get new african co-workers >barley speaks english >says he's solmoli or some s--- >one day see him just sitting at his desk staring at his computer >see he's just staring at pics of neanderthals on google images >ask him what he's doing >he points at screen >"neanderthal white peep-pol descendants" >homosapiens black peep-pol descendants" >"we'ze are superior" >call him a retard and go back to work >he looks at pics of neanderthals all day >fw 3 days and I get pulled into HR >HR is chewing me out for calling him a retard >try to explain my side of things >HR wasn't having any of it >get written up >have to take a dumb 2 week sensitivity online class

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Anonymous do not befriend fellow incels 04/08/22(Fri)21:17:20 No.68132641 68 KB JPG >start talking to girl for first time in years >tell my friend >he stalks her or something and gets a job where she works >plays it off as a coincidence >later on i find out he's been acting weird towards her >he gets angry at me for still talking to her >turns out he thought she'd just as easily go for him because we're both pretty low value men >he starts giving me the whole "supreme gentleman" s--- and saying girls never want nice guys like him

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Anonymous Deutsche Bolfsgenossen jüdischer Abstammung! Wählt deutsch! 72 KB JPG 02/09/25(Sun)18:04:21 No. 17499668 >The Association of German National Jews (German: Verband nationaldeutscher Juden) was a German-Jewish organization during the Interwar period that supported Adolf Hitler and the NSDAP. They claimed that the NSDAP didn't actually hate Jews and that they only used Antisemitic rhetoric to "stir up the masses". >After the NSDAP took power, the group was outlawed and it's members were the first to be sent to Concentration Camps Were they stupid?

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File: IMG_0088.jpg (693 KB, 1179x1275) Nicholas Galitzine attends the 'Stronger With You' Armani event in London. O ☐ Anonymous 02/10/25(Mon)20:43:01 No.208543566 >>208543653 >>208543681 >>208543702 >>208543842 >>208543959 >>208543984 >>208544025 Here's your He-Man bro ☐ Anonymous 02/10/25(Mon)21:08:43 No.208543842 >>208543968 >>208543566 (OP) >he was in the running for Human Torch >Jodie Coomer was in the running for Invisible Woman >Gyllenhaal was in the running for Mr. Fantastic >they got none of them but instead the ugliest people they could find What is Feige's damage? ☐ Anonymous 02/10/25(Mon)21:26:56 No.208544025 >>208543566 (OP). Literally who

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: Anonymous 02/06/25(Thu)17:23:50 No.125406205 >5 FOOT 3 >ugh 0x0-1.jpg 126 KB JPG >WIFEY TALLER THAN ME >ugh >I SIT WHEN I PEE >ugh >I'M IN A BABY CAR SEAT >ugh >HUGGIES ON FLEEK >ugh >>125406248 #

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Anonymous Why should I bother trying? 69 KB JPG 02/09/25(Sun)18:00:49 No.80314638 >apply for over 25 s--- minimum wage jobs (fast food cook, restaurant dishwashing, cart pusher, construction helper, field picker, literally anything that didn't require experience) >only 3 contact me back (dishwasher, fast food and cart pushing one) >only 2 of them actually schedule me for an interview >one never calls me after the interview >one schedules a second interview for some reason (they also don't call me back afterwards) even if i did get a job i'd still wouldn't make enough to move out. i'd either have to work 80 hours/week or find a roommate, which is practically impossible since i'm antisocial and have literally zero friends. 1 Reply View Thread : Anonymous >>80314638 (OP) # 02/09/25(Sun)19:35:20 No.80315323 Just hobo max and eat other hobos for sustenance

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NIS CLU 37 KB JPG >Be me 23 yo 7/10 in looks > Hadn't had a gf in two years cause of lack of confidence and bad habits > Start taking care of myself again. Go back to playing soccer with my friends, go to swim twice a week, go back into reading, etc... > Hear about no fap on the Internet and how practicing it can make you be more confident and responsible, start practicing it > 4 days go by everything normal > 2 weeks go by start having problems with some urges > Third week can't take it anymore, but still doing it cause I wanna reach at least a month > Meanwhile in classes a cute 8/10 girl sits next to me, we talk and have a good time > Ask for her number and start chatting, also sit together in other classes we share, start liking her more > Ask her to go on a date and she accepts > Meanwhile achieve one month since I started no fap, decide I don't want to do this anymore and beat the s--- out of my meat > Next day go to my date, see the girl again and get surprised > She's uglier than I remember. Still go on with the date but don't really enjoy it. Start asking myself why did I like this girl so much. Make an effort to really make her enjoy the date but still don't feel anything her. End the date, go to my house and start feeling sad and angry. > Mfw the only thing no fap did was to make me more horny and least selective with girls, mfw this stupid s--- made the wrong girl get her high hopes with me, mfw i will have to find some pathetic excuse to tell this girl I don't really like her even tho I flirted with her non stop during a week, mfw i will seem a like a douche and will probably make a really nice girl feel bad. F--- this s--- I will never practice it again

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Anonymous 02/10/25(Mon)01:53:17 No. 1697682E 51 943 5% disappointment disbelief 1% cannot be identified >barely 2 years ago >decide to build a new rig >spend $4,000.00 on it >the games I've played since: >Resident Evil 4 (the original 2005 one) >Tony Hawk's Underground 1 and 2 >Metal Gear Solid 5 >Dark Souls II >Need for Speed Carbon >Terraria >Dying Light 1 >The Sims 2 >Doki Doki Literature Club I dont understand myself

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Anonymous Sonic Wi-Fi 5 Beijing 2008 988 Wii EVERYONE E MARIO SONIC OLYMPIC GAMES ESAD SEGA 02/09/25(Sun)18:56:36 No.80313566 166 KB PNG >Can run at warp speed >Somehow still able to lose an Olympics game to a fat Italian plumber. Anonymous 02/09/25(Sun)18:59:43 No.80313595 But, enough about the American presence at the Beijing Olympics.

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Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: qEwN5bnN) Manual boomers く ▼ Settings Mobile Home 02/09/25(Sun)18:34:28 No.497005126 110 KB PNG >No, Manuals are not dying anywhere! >I will always take manuals over autos because it gives me so much more control over the vehicle! >I Need to take one hand of the steering wheel to accelerate! >Its more difficult to drive, therefore, manuals are better drivers! >What, are you lazy or something? Why are they like this? Seriously, everyone in my family thinks I'm the black sheep because only drive with one foot, except for my auntie. Because she learned to drive in Canada.

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Anonymous 02/09/25(Sun)17:58:08 No.1627567 pepe-angry-pepe-mad.gif 9 KB GIF >be me >get friends into TW Warhammer 3 >start a co-op campaign >constant bitching ensues >"omg Anon why does it take you 2mins to load in/out fights" >done with the complaining >exit game >host so everyone gets booted out >call them all brain rotted and leave the VC God it can't f------ stand how normies can't wait for more than 15 seconds at a time anyone.

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Anonymous IGN @IGN-4 feb. 02/06/25(Thu)08:41:22 No.702218270 HBO's The Last of Us Part 2 won't feature Abby with muscles as huge since the series doesn't need to emulate video game mechanics. bit.ly/3WM408V 123 1378 611 ılıl 198 mil n3wxioe3guda1.jpg Σ 99 KB JPG >spend years defending Abby's "realistic" post apocalyptic muscular body >said her body was necessary for the plot and even buff her more after her first teaser >can't find any girl with Abby's body for the live action, so he has to use a noodle arm girl to play her HAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHA F--- YOU NEIL

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